Chapter 81: Fighting wits and courage
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Wu Xiaolang came to the school.
Fortunately, Su Xue didn't take the bus today, otherwise if she was as careful as she was, she would definitely be able to see that Wu Xiaolang had been nervous.
Sneakily came to the class, the fat man hadn't arrived yet, Chrysanthemum was staring at the phone reading a novel on the seat, Zhou Song was chatting with his table mates, and Su Xue was holding a folder and was busy with several class cadres.
There was a bouquet of flowers on the podium, and Wu Xiaolang didn't need to ask him to know that Su Xue, as the class leader, was preparing birthday gifts for the class teacher with several class cadres.
The school has a rule that students are not allowed to give gifts of more than 100 yuan to the teacher, so the students in each class basically give flowers when the teacher celebrates his birthday.
And since Su Xue became the class leader in their (9) class, the birthday gifts of the teachers of each subject have not only flowers, but also messages and greetings from the students in the class.
The students expressed their blessings to the teacher with a handwritten message, and these blessing messages are definitely more meaningful to the teacher than any gift.
- When they are old, and their hair is gray, and they are sleepy,
Tired of sitting by the fireside, take down this book of blessings,
Reading slowly, chasing the youthful face and energetic eyes of the dream.
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Now Su Xue and several class cadres are busy collecting birthday messages or blessings from all the students in the class for the class teacher.
"Xiao Yu, Chrysanthemum, write a word of blessing to the head teacher!"
Su Xue personally came to Wu Xiaolang and Chrysanthemum with a page of colorful and floral letterhead.
"Oh..."
Wu Xiaolang looked up at Su Xue, who was standing on the edge of his seat, and obediently picked up the pen, intending to write a birthday wish to the head teacher.
"Write what is in your heart!" Su Xue prompted.
"Oh..."
Wu Xiaolang actually wanted to write "Sister head teacher, the little one is wrong, and the little one doesn't dare anymore!" Please go around me once! But he knew that it was useless to write, and after thinking for a moment, he put pen to paper and wrote this paragraph.
"Dear class teacher, I wish you a happy birthday! I will never forget your education! I will definitely repay you well in the future!! - Meng Yu respectfully. ”
Although this sentence is Wu Xiaolang's heartfelt words under guilt, it actually has the meaning of warning the head teacher, that is, hinting that she must not be too rough with herself later, otherwise, she will "repay" her in the future!
Hum!
"Huh~"
After Wu Xiaolang finished writing, Chrysanthemum took the letter paper and saw Wu Xiaolang's message, and immediately looked at him with disgust.
"What a sensual thing you wrote! How do you repay the class teacher? If only you didn't bother the head teacher in the future! The head teacher needs you to repay you! ”
"Can you handle it?"
Wu Xiaolang glanced at the chrysanthemum, he thought to himself that he was younger than the head teacher after all, in case the head teacher couldn't marry in the future, he could reluctantly put her in the harem as a concubine or something, which could be regarded as a repayment......
On the side, Wu Xiaolang also read Chrysanthemum's message, which probably means that I wish the head teacher will always be young, beautiful and charming, and at the end of Chrysanthemum also added a sentence "You will always be my idol".
"Aren't you also very sensitive, and you still say that I ......"
"Nothing we girls say between us girls is not meaty~"
Chrysanthemum looked at Wu Xiaolang leisurely, then picked up the large thermos cup and drank a large sip of hot milk, her pink lips stained with pure white milk.
"This is a heartfelt word for the head teacher to see, don't worry about anything!"
Su Xue put away the letter paper and smiled sweetly at Wu Xiaolang and Chrysanthemum.
At this time, the fat man came, and when Su Xue saw the fat man coming, she also handed him the letter paper by the way, asking him to write a message.
The fat man wrote the message directly on Wu Xiaolang's table, all of which were sycophants, and after writing it, he muttered to a few people with a mysterious face.
"When I went upstairs just now, I saw the head teacher, and her face was really scary!"
Listening to the fat man's words, Wu Xiaolang chuckled in his heart.
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To Wu Xiaolang's surprise, after class, Zhao Ling did not look for him for the first time, the second class in the morning was her Chinese class, she went to class as usual, and her expression was calm during class, as if nothing had happened.
Wu Xiaolang was full of doubts in his heart, and even began to wonder if Zhao Ling didn't hear the conversation between himself and his mother.
"Maybe she didn't pay attention at the time?"
But Wu Xiaolang is now completely passive, and it is not easy to verify anything, he can only be vigilant now, and pretend that nothing has happened, and listen to Zhao Ling's class carefully.
If the enemy does not move, I will not move.
It's just that although Wu Xiaolang pretended to listen to the lecture calmly, he really didn't dare to make eye contact with Zhao Ling.
It was safe and sound until the last class in the morning, Wu Xiaolang gradually relaxed, could it be that Zhao Ling really didn't hear the conversation, or didn't hear that the conversation was her own voice?
The reason why I have a bad face in the morning is purely because of the loss after being dumped by Uncle Gua?
"Whatever, it's better to be okay than to have something anyway!"
But when the bell rang for the last class in the morning, Zhao Ling appeared at the back door with a straight face.
Wu Xiaolang turned his head and saw Zhao Ling, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.
"Meng Yu, come to my office!"
After speaking, Zhao Ling didn't care about Wu Xiaolang's answer, and walked straight to his office.
"Xiao Yu, you didn't commit a crime, did you?"
The fat man came over and asked worriedly.
"No......" Wu Xiaolang said stupidly.
"That's good, Xiao Yu, we'll wait for you in the cafeteria."
Since they didn't commit any crimes, being called the office by the head teacher is nothing, and the fat people are not worried.
"Xiaolang, if it's late, don't go to the cafeteria. I'll pack the meals and bring them to you. ”
Su Xue smiled lightly at Wu Xiaolang, and then followed the fat chrysanthemum and they left.
"Hey! I wish I could have the life to eat the food that the goddess brought me! ”
Wu Xiaolang's face was full of sadness, and he slowly walked to the office.
"Head teacher, do you have anything to do with me?"
When he arrived at the office, Wu Xiaolang pretended to be calm.
"Why did you delete my friend?!"
Zhao Ling stood up suddenly.
"What delete friends? What are you talking about, homeroom teacher? I don't understand ......."
Wu Xiaolang looked innocent, but he was actually smiling proudly in his heart, Zhao Ling was really not simple, and he wanted to trick himself! When we met, I didn't ask myself if I was Uncle Gua, but directly asked myself why I deleted my friends, just to mess up my own way and expose my feet.
"Don't pretend! I can't mishear you! Zhao Ling sneered.
"What are you talking about, head teacher? I don't understand ...... at all."
Wu Xiaolang continued to be innocent.
"Load! Keep loading! ”
Zhao Ling stared at Wu Xiaolang viciously.
Wu Xiaolang was silent, he made up his mind in his heart, and he didn't admit it even if he was killed.
"Get your phone!"
Zhao Ling saw that Wu Xiaolang's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, so he sneered, and really asked him to pick up his mobile phone.
"Head teacher! What do you want my phone for? ”
Wu Xiaolang pretended to be extremely nervous, as if there was really something unsightly in the phone.
In fact, this is also a routine, although there are no clues in the mobile phone, but if Wu Xiaolang easily handed over the mobile phone to Zhao Ling, it would definitely arouse her suspicions, and only by pretending to be extremely nervous could she get Zhao Ling.
Since ancient times, the love has not been retained, and it has always won the hearts of the people. (Doesn't seem to be the right fit...) )
"Bring it!"
Zhao Ling stretched out his hand and coerced Wu Xiaolang, with a hint of pride on the corner of his mouth.
Fooled!
"Head teacher, you can't violate my privacy!"
Wu Xiaolang took out his mobile phone and hugged it tightly in his arms.
"your privacy!"
Zhao Ling suddenly got up and snatched the mobile phone from Wu Xiaolang's arms.
"Head teacher, you ...... you"
Wu Xiaolang's face was full of grievances as if he had been violated.
Wu Xiaolang's mobile phone is unlocked by swiping, and there is no password, Zhao Ling opened the game of Honor of Kings immediately after opening the lock screen.
"Wu Xiaolang?"
After Zhao Ling saw that the ID on the login interface was different from the region, he explored the region again, and found that this ID only had this one region, and immediately frowned.
"Yes! This is my game ID ......," Wu Xiaolang complained.
"Humph! ID is so obscene! ”
Zhao Ling snorted coldly, quit the game, and clicked on QQ again.
"That's all you need for a QQ number?"
Wu Xiaolang's QQ had already been cleaned up, and Zhao Ling naturally couldn't find any clues.
"That's right! One QQ is enough! Why are you so bored to apply for another QQ number......" Wu Xiaolang looked innocent, and sarcastically mocked Zhao Ling by the way.
"Humph! Then why didn't you want me to check your phone just now? ”
Zhao Ling roughly flipped through Wu Xiaolang's mobile phone again, but didn't find anything, so he threw the phone to Wu Xiaolang.
"Who wants someone to flip through their phone?"
"Am I someone else? I'm your homeroom teacher! Have the right to check your phone! ”
Zhao Ling was a little annoyed.
"Head teacher, why did you check my phone and look through my games and QQ, and say those strange things...... Have you been scammed into online dating? ”
Wu Xiaolang asked deliberately.
"I... How could I get scammed?! I'm that old, how can I have the heart to make friends online like you little kids? Zhao Ling was obviously weak-hearted, and since she couldn't ask anything, she waved her hand Wu Xiaolang: "Okay!" You go eat! ”
"Oh!"
Wu Xiaolang was secretly happy in his heart, and finally escaped.
"Uncle Melon?"
As soon as he walked to the office door, Zhao Ling's shout suddenly came from behind, and Wu Xiaolang walked out of the office without looking back.
"Humph! Want to trick me? ”
Wu Xiaolang, who left the office, was triumphant.
"It always feels like this stinky boy, that's right!"
Zhao Ling in the office had a firm look in his eyes.
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Wu Xiaolang didn't go to the cafeteria after leaving the office, if he goes to the cafeteria now, they will definitely finish eating when they get fat, anyway, Su Xue will pack it for himself, it is better to eat it in the classroom.
Su Xue really packed a meal for Wu Xiaolang, and Chrysanthemum also filled him with a thermos cup of pork rib soup.
"Xiaoxue and Chrysanthemum are both eldest ladies, and they actually serve you together! What a blessing! ”
The fat man and Zhou Song were envious of Wu Xiaolang, and Wu Xiaolang was in a good mood after avoiding the head teacher, not only eating cleanly, but also drinking the soup in the chrysanthemum thermos cup.
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The afternoon was uneventful until the end of school.
Wu Xiaolang breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Zhao Ling had successfully been fooled by himself.
When school was out, Su Xue pulled Wu Xiaolang aside.
"Xiaolang, tomorrow is Saturday, are you free?"
"I ......"
Before Wu Xiaolang could answer, a voice suddenly came from behind him that made him shudder.
"Meng Yu, come to my office!"
It's the head teacher again!
Inside the office.
Wu Xiaolang said: "What are you looking for me to do, head teacher?" ”
"1612790769 this is your QQ number, right?"
Zhao Ling reported Wu Xiaolang's trumpet.
"No~"
"Humph! Still want to deny it? Zhao Ling smiled coldly and continued: "My cousin works in the Municipal Public Security Bureau, and he has already helped me find out, the IP address of this QQ number in the last half a year is in your house, and the registered ID number of this QQ number is ...... It's you Meng Yu! ”
Zhao Ling's words sounded like a thunderbolt in the sky to Wu Xiaolang, the matter was completely exposed, and Wu Xiaolang's legs were directly weak.
"Head teacher! I... I know it's wrong! Will you spare me!! ”
"Spare you? Hehe! ”
Zhao Ling slowly approached Wu Xiaolang, and a bone-chilling cold instantly enveloped Wu Xiaolang's whole body!