Chapter 53: The old hat enters the city
After finishing the matter, Fang Wei immediately changed into the excited and longing expression she had before, "Then, when will you start teaching me kung fu?"
This sudden 180-degree change in personality made Su Yu really unable to adapt to it.
As soon as she entered this western restaurant, Su Yu observed that Fang Wei's demeanor suddenly became elegant, like a lady. Moreover, it is very natural, and I don't want to put it on purpose at all.
However, at this time, it was elegant, sometimes lively and generous, which made Su Yu more interested in this girl. With intuition, Su Yu felt that this girl was interesting!
As for when to go deeper, cough cough, it depends on Su Yu's efforts......
"Uh, do you remember this? No problem, as long as our cooperation can be successful, then you have to go to the village often to guide, and when that time comes, I will teach you hand-in-hand!" Su Yu said with a smile.
"Haha! This is what you said, teach by hand! If you can't teach, don't blame me for going around and saying that you are incompetent as a master!" Fang Wei said with a happy smile.
Accidentally, the sound of laughter was a little louder, and the girl hurriedly covered her mouth, as if she felt that she was a little unreserved in such an elegant place.
"Uh...... I'm going to become a master?Don't bring this, I've never taken an apprentice, and I'll hand it over to you for the first time?"
Although Fang Wei is still a big girl, she is still very sensitive to some things, especially the first three words. After all, her first kiss is still there!
So as soon as she heard this, Fang Wei's face immediately turned red. I was embarrassed to pick up the drink on the table and drank it, and accidentally choked on it, not to mention how embarrassing it was.
When he saw it, he accepted it, and Su Yu hurriedly said with concern: "Uh, what's wrong? Is the drink too cold? Waiter, let's have a cup of hot milk tea!"
Then he continued solemnly: "It's a bit imprudent to accept an apprentice for the first time when you're so old! But fortunately, you are my partner and my god of wealth, so I'll give you some difficult guidance."
As for whether I want to teach you more things, it depends on the situation in the future!"
Taking a sip of the hot milk tea brought by the waiter, the flush on Fang Wei's face finally subsided a lot. However, there was still embarrassment, so he said to the waiter, "Please remove these dishes and serve them again." ”
"Uh, yes, after chatting for so long, it's really a sin to delay your meal, it's a sin! In order to express my apologies for starving the beauty, I'll teach you a trick to divide your muscles and bones, a trick to prevent wolves, and try everything!" Su Yu said very gentlemanly.
I have to say that Su Yu, this pickled girl, really has a trick, and Nima is really good at chatting! Just flirting with the perfect girl, she can immediately reverse the embarrassing atmosphere, and she can become a gentleman in a second, Zhen Nima is worthy of being the heir of Old Man Su!
"Okay! I don't know what it is, but it sounds like it's very powerful!"
The meal was quickly delivered, and Su Yu, who had been hungry for a long time, didn't care about his image at all, and just devoured it. Although it was the first time to eat Western food, except for the wrong knife and fork, this product was well learned.
On the other hand, Fang Wei, although she was very hungry, her demeanor was very elegant from the beginning of eating to the end of eating, which really made Su Yu feel like an old hat entering the city.
However, Lao Tzu was originally a farmer, and he was a native hat, so what about him! Su Yu thought so......
"It's not difficult to say, if you learn it, it will definitely not be a problem to deal with ordinary perverts. However, the key is to understand the structure of the human skeleton. Because this kung fu is to dismantle bones as toys. ”
In the grove of Zhongshan Park in Pingyang City, Su Yu explained while kneading the joints on Fang Wei's arms.
And Su Yu's simple explanation really surprised Fang Wei.
"Wow, so powerful?! Doesn't that mean that if I learn this trick, if something like this happens again, I can directly tear down the hooligan's hand like you? If that's the case, it's much more powerful than those so-called anti-wolf techniques!"
As soon as he heard the beauty say that her moves were powerful, Su Yu suddenly said triumphantly: "Of course! Moreover, how much more powerful is it? It's not even a level! This is my unique skill, I don't tell him about ordinary people!"
And this trick is most suitable for girls. After all, most of the girls are powerless, soft, taekwondo, you only have the strength to achieve the original effect of each move. ”
"But I don't understand the structure of human bones...... Is this a ...... that can't be learned?" After the excitement, Fang Wei realized a very serious problem, so she said in frustration.
"Well, that's true, but fortunately, with me to teach you, it is impossible to learn systematically, but I can teach you to practice a trick in a short period of time and be able to defend yourself. Su Yu followed the good path.
Next, Su Yu, with his three-inch tongue, fooled Fang Wei and agreed to let him teach Fang Wei on the spot and find out the bones and joints.
The beautiful name is to touch the joints and teach the muscles and bones to be wrong, but Nima's goods are obviously to see that other girls are beautiful, and they want to take the opportunity to rub oil!
Of course, Su Yu himself would not feel that way. This product just resolutely implements what Old Man Su said, you are alive, and there are girls who don't go against the grain! And now, it's just a matter of cultivating feelings and intimacy.
"How is it, do you feel it? This is the elbow joint, and when the bone is removed, the main thing is to dislocate the joint with skill......
"This is the collarbone......"
"Here are ribs, the number of ribs is not the same for men and women, you see this from the bottom up, it's like this......"
"Don't be nervous, don't think about it, this is a very serious matter! I'm teaching you to know the bones and joints of the human body, you see here, it's the chest, but the chest is the gathering place of all the ribs, from below the collarbone to above the stomach, there is a bone connected to the ......."
"I'm pressing on this rib junction now, how is it, do you feel it? Do you feel a slight bone seam where I'm pressing?"
"Well, not only the upper body can be dismantled anywhere, but the lower body can also be dismantled everywhere! such as the ankles, such as the knees, such as the base of the thighs......
With the expression of a serious scientific researcher on his face, in the name of scientific research and discussion, Su Yu directly touched Fang Wei's whole body!
Of course, if he just took advantage and didn't pay anything, even if Fang Wei was a fool, he would see through Su Yu's tricks at a glance!
At first, Fang Wei did think so, and instantly put Su Yu into the category of hooligans.
Every time he touches a place, after touching it, he will inevitably let Fang Wei touch the joints in the same place on his body. And this thing will use bitter meat tricks, take himself as the target, and let Fang Wei practice dismantling joints once or twice!
As soon as this bitter trick was used, in Fang Wei's heart, Su Yu's image suddenly changed from a lewd hooligan to a rare strict teacher in the world! Teaching by word and deed, what is teaching by word and deed? This is called teaching by word and deed! Selfless!
As soon as this thinking changed, the mustard in Fang Wei's heart suddenly dissipated a lot. Coupled with Su Yu's three-inch incorruptibility and Fang Wei's almost fanatical love for kung fu moves, this girl was directly completely fooled by Su Yu!
Of course, after all, the public can only touch it through the clothes......
However, in order to come to Japan for a long time, and because Fang Wei was a layman to human bones, Su Yu only taught her one trick, dismantling her wrist.
Just this trick was exchanged for Su Yu's countless pains!
Grandma's! Picking up girls is really a kind of technical work plus physical work!
At about five o'clock in the afternoon, Su Yu received a call from a woman with an extremely gentle voice, and said that she would pick him up now. This made Su Yuxiao excited for a while!
Well, to tell you the truth, this woman is Secretary Luo's secretary, and she came to pick up Su Yu for Secretary Luo to see a doctor. This voice is really ***, and when he thinks of a public servant and a secretary, Su Yu can't help but think about it......
When this woman came to the gate of Zhongshan Park and Su Yu saw her, Su Yu really hoped that the blind dream just now could come true!
Because this woman is not very old, she is only twenty-six or seventeen years old at most, her face is exquisite, her figure is exquisite, and her height is indeed small and exquisite!
"Hello, my name is Song Yao, and I am Secretary Luo's secretary. It's Mr. Su Yu, please get in the car. ”
Although the young female secretary didn't know what the relationship between Su Yu, who looked like she was twenty, and Secretary Luo, she still said with a smile out of duty and politeness.
"Uh...... Sister, you are so beautiful...... "Most men can't resist the temptation of uniforms, and as a pure man who is determined to soak all the girls in the city, Su Yu can't be exempt from vulgarity.
Faced with the mouth of a boy who was several years younger than herself, although Song Yao was angry, she still maintained that professionalism, as if she hadn't heard it at all, she didn't show her joy and anger on her face, and repeated lightly.
"Mr. Su Yu, please get in the car. ”
"Uh......"
Seeing that the beauty had no reaction to her heartfelt praise, Su Yu couldn't help but feel a little discouraged and a little frustrated. This is the first time, the first time someone has rejected their own praise, and it is a compliment from the heart!
Because Song Yao came by car alone and did not have a driver, Su Yu directly sat in the passenger seat and followed the slowly moving Audi sedan towards the direction of the destination.
"Damn! Someone praised her for her beauty and didn't react at all! This is not normal, absolutely abnormal! It can't be that kind of coldness, right? No, I have to check!"
The thoughts in his heart flipped, and after a while, there was a conclusion, Su Yu slowly closed his eyes, focused all his attention on Song Yao's body, and began to see through......