Chapter 953: Open! System Mall!
After posting these links, Chen Mo said lightly:
"What do you say boys don't chase girls anymore.
Actually, it's not that I don't want to chase, it's just that I'm too tired.
I don't want to fall in love just because I'm afraid of life when I'm far away, I'm afraid of being annoyed when I'm close, I'm afraid of being weak when I'm less, and I'm afraid of being entangled. ”
Sun: "......"
In an instant, Xiao Sun couldn't say a word by Chen Mo.
In the end, I inked on the microphone for a long time, wanting to refute Chen Mo, but I couldn't refute a word.
I had no choice but to hang up the microphone.
The live broadcast room exploded again!
"There's nothing wrong with what he meowed!"
"I don't dare to establish a relationship casually, no one can say whether each other will suddenly find out that there is a more suitable one."
"If you don't fall in love, you can't force things!"
"Upstairs, we're different, I'm not in love, it's okay to be forced!"
"I'm sorry, I don't have any money, and I don't deserve to be in a relationship."
"Aren't boys cute? Why do you want to chase girls? You girls don't have any self-knowledge! ”
"Let's have a showdown! I love you, but I don't have any money! ”
"Upstairs, I think you're good, but ......"
"It's so hard to be a man......"
The topic between men and women can always provoke heated and heated discussions among sailors.
Chen Momei relied on this topic and mixed with nearly 30,000 faith energy.
Just after the more than 30,000 faith energies were recorded.
Bite!
"System prompt: The host has collected enough faith energy to open the system store.
Do you use this faith energy to open a marketplace? ”
"You can open the system mall so soon?
Wait, wait until I'm done with the last bit!
I'm going to have to study this! ”
All of a sudden, Chen Mo, who was a little sleepy, came to his senses!
He hurriedly said into the microphone:
"Ahem, the last one is a microphone spot!
Just wait a minute, if no one connects to the microphone for a minute, I'll broadcast the king! ”
Chen Mo wished that no one would connect to the microphone for this minute, because he couldn't wait to study this system mall.
However, it backfired.
In less than ten seconds, someone connected to the microphone.
Chen Mo could only say patiently:
"This old iron, if you are not mentally strong enough.
If you can't stand the scolding, I suggest you don't ask questions. ”
Other: "......"
The other party was obviously speechless.
Nima!
I haven't opened my mouth yet!
You just made people speechless?
“6666666!”
"The skill of hanging the king has been deepened!"
"Speak! Directly stunned people speechless! ”
"Yes, this wave of operations is very slippery!"
However, the other party still spoke:
"That...... Hang Wang, I am a female college student, my surname is Wu, you can call me Xiao Wu.
I would like to ask, why is the atmosphere in the boys' dormitories generally more harmonious than the girls' dormitories? ”
Chen Mo hadn't spoken yet, and the sailors couldn't help but complain now.
"There are small groups in the girls' dormitory, and they are basically strangers after graduation."
"It's been two years since I graduated, and I haven't been in touch with them. Because after graduation, I basically don't go all the way.
Some are taking care of their babies at home, some are taking the civil service exam, some are teaching, and I am mixed in the workplace.
Let's talk about it, the goals of life are different, there is no common language, and there is no way to talk together. ”
"yes, I really want to graduate! This way, you don't have to meet with this group of Bichi! ”
"Let me tell you, we have 6 girls in a dormitory, but there are 10 in the dormitory.
You can't guess who and whom, there's a small group ......"
"The girls' dormitory is really difficult to get along with, the girls are too sensitive, and there are many strange things.
I don't want to be a boarder at all, at most I accept to go out and rent a room with a very good friend, not one more!
It's really tiring to get along with girls!
Especially delicate and sensitive, a woman with big nerves like me said that women are afraid of needles in their hearts!
The dormitory made me nervous breakdown! ”
Chen Mo thought for a moment.
silently opened the immersive skills.
Then he said:
"Well, I'll tell you a few small clips of our dormitory, and you'll probably understand why we boys are more harmonious."
Then, with Chen Mo's narration, Xiao Wu and all the sailors slowly unfolded scenes like 4D movies in front of their eyes, making them feel like they were there.
"Upper number! Upper number!"
"Damn, wait for Lao Tzu, let's open the black !! together"
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"You buy food? Bring me one! I'll help you in the evening!"
"Homework done?" "Copy it to me!" Call Daddy "Daddy"
"Playing ball?" A little tired and didn't want to go. ”
"You are limited to three seconds, otherwise Lao Tzu will call you!"
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"Up?"
"Up!"
"Why can't you afford it?"
"I'll wait for you to get up first."
"You go first!"
"I can't afford it!"
"Then I can't afford it!"
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In the middle of the night, a timid and slightly shy sentence came from the bed
"Is there a website?"
"C! This film is so awesome, it will be upside down!"
"You're not coming back tonight?"
"My girlfriend is looking for me to go out and come back later, remember to open the door for me."
There was a knock on the door in the middle of the night.
We didn't have a single person in the dormitory who opened it for him.
He had no choice but to go to a hotel with his girlfriend for one night.
The idiot didn't react until the next day.
Immediately invited us to masturbate in the evening.
One is called our father, and that is called a kind.
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There are girls who have had the emotional experience of knocking on their roommates through us.
We will only:
"I don't know, I don't understand, I don't know."
Occasionally, I play a little trick.
"He's pretty simple."
"He calls your name when he sleeps at night."
"He said you were cute, but he didn't dare tell you to your face."
bcubs to repay us.
"I want to drink milk tea."
"Here! Milk tea is coming!"
"Where's my tube?"
"Here!"
"Okay, I'm not drinking anymore"
"Okay!"
And what we do is to help him when he asks for us.
Once, I don't know what's going on, this b broke up with his girlfriend.
I don't talk about voice at night, and I don't say anything when I ask him.
Just say that something went wrong during this time.
How can there be a father in the world who is not accustomed to his son?
In the evening, a few of us in the dormitory immediately carried a bunch of snack gift bags
It was given to his girlfriend and said it was given by him.
That night, I heard his familiar laughter again.
Well. The dads smiled with relief.
But among the dads, I'm the only one who doesn't have a girlfriend yet.
It wasn't just last night's wine that brought tears to my eyes.
Actually, the sons, dads, are occasionally lonely.
From the perspective of a single dog, Chen Mo told some of the daily life of their dormitory.
made all the sailors, including Xiao Wu, giggle.
These small clips, because they are particularly real, do not have any exaggerated ingredients, but make water friends feel warm and have a sense of substitution.
It's like something that happened to you.
At this time, Xiao Wu sighed sincerely: "Hang Wang, thank you, I finally understand why the boys' dormitories are more harmonious." ”