Chapter 60: Uncle Lewd
"Squeak, squeak." There was another strange sound, they seemed to be talking, but I didn't know how they were communicating, because I didn't understand at all!
"You mean, it's powerful? Your boss? The middle-aged man said in a puzzled tone. Still telling you to go back? If you don't go back, you're a traitor? ”
"That's not good, whether it's a traitor or not, I'm your boss, you have to follow me." The middle-aged man was stubborn.
"Squeak squeak......" is another strange cry.
"Alright then, I'll go with you, but if I notice something wrong, I'll walk away." The middle-aged man seemed to compromise and finally agreed.
"Squeak!" The cry sounded like some excitement.
I finally understood what they were talking about, they were going to the western part of the city to meet the demon general, but the man disagreed.
"Okay, you've saved me so many times, I'll listen to you this time." The middle-aged man said with a somewhat pampered sound.
After listening, my head instantly enlightened, and I remembered why I heard their voices so familiarly, the 'squeak' sound was the mutant spider I met in the dilapidated community in the west of the city that day, and the middle-aged man was the uncle who suddenly rushed to rescue the mutant spider from us. What I didn't expect was that I actually met them here.
I burst through the door with a bang, and my right leg, which contained powerful energy, kicked away the broken iron door of the factory.
Sure enough, the uncle and the mutant spider stood not far away and looked at me in a daze, I didn't expect that there would be a stigmata in such a safe place, and they were people who had met each other.
Before I could open my mouth to ask, the uncle spoke first.
"Oh, I'll go, this can come to the door. Why is Lori so difficult for you to be so small? The uncle complained.
As soon as I heard it, I was immediately unhappy, I was one meter six in my wind Lori! Where is the little one!
"You're small!" I held it for a long time, and finally held back this sentence, and all the questions I wanted to question him just now were thrown out of the clouds.
"Hahahaha." The uncle looked up to the sky and laughed. "You little Lori can't hold your breath?"
I also wondered why I was so enraged even though I had tried so hard to adjust my mentality. Bah! It was he who said I was tall! Of course, this is unbearable! I clenched my fists in exasperation, and if he made any moves, I could handle it with ease.
"Don't, don't look at me like that, you're going to fall in love with me." The uncle's messy hairstyle on his head was shaken with his hand, and he thought it was very elegant. "I like tall, mature people. Although your standard Lori is not impossible, it is a little smaller after all. Oh yes, that redhead woman who was with you that day was good. To have breasts, to have ass to ass, it's really what I want it to be. ”
"Die!" At some point, my hands conjured into phantom blades, and stabbed towards the uncle's location with unparalleled speed.
"......," the uncle hurriedly cursed, and sat on the back of the spider, and the spider flew up along the spider silk that had already been spit out.
Seeing that this lewd uncle had dodged my fatal blow, I was so angry that I stomped my foot on the spot. No way! I dare to say that I am small somewhere, and my sin is unforgivable!
"You ......" I was so angry that I couldn't speak. You...... Give me down! Singled out! ”
"Don't, don't, Lori, Lori ancestor! I'm begging you. "The uncle was frightened by the fatal blow I had just delivered, but luckily the spider reacted quickly, and he said in horror on the back of the spider above my head." This kind of thing is not cute for Lori at all! It's true! It's true! Trust me! ”
"Phew! Ben Lori doesn't mind chopping you into pate! "I snorted heavily, and when I saw that this uncle had compromised me, my anger was only half gone, and seeing that he was a normal human being, I gave up the idea of killing the enemy.
"No, how can you mutilate your compatriots? Be careful...... Be careful I sue you! The uncle said incoherently.
"Sue me?" I was overjoyed by his flustered appearance, and I laughed with a 'poof'. "How are you suing me? Turn it into meat sauce and sue me again? ”
“。。。。” The uncle was silent for a while, and then said, "Let's put it this way, I'm a good person. ”
"Good guys? I don't believe it. I tilted my head and said. How can a person who hooks up with a mutant be a good person......" Speaking of the back, I'm a little weak because I ...... It has something to do with mutants.
"You're different, I'm not the same." Feng Xiaoyao suddenly burst out of a sentence. "So, none of us are bad people, although I used to do all kinds of evil, but since I entered the Phantom Blade space, I feel that my vicious heart is slowly being cleansed."
"Who said it's not a good person to hook up with a mutant? And we're not hooking up, we're having a deep relationship. The uncle retorted to me. You certainly don't understand. ”
"Hmph, who said I don't understand. Forget it, I'll just believe you. I let out a long breath.
"Tell me, what are your intentions?" I raised the phantom blade in my hand and said.
"What can I do......" the uncle smiled bitterly. Little Spider and I had nowhere to live, so we had to make our home all over the world, and found an inconspicuous abandoned factory to live in. I didn't expect you to come to the door before you lived in the heat for a few days. ”
I nodded silently in my heart, although I don't know how this uncle hooked up with the mutant spider, but it seems that there is really no malice, and of course you can't live normally with mutants, so you can only find a place where no one can hide and live.
"Well, it looks like you're on good terms." I smiled at the spider, and the strange look made me feel a little unnatural, the big spider's head covered with hundreds of eyes, densely packed. It makes me feel a little sympathetic to this uncle for being able to get along with it every day, and I can't help but admire it.
"Iron buddy, you know." Uncle said proudly. The spider sitting under the ass squeaked twice, as if in response to what the uncle said.
I looked at them with some amazement, they could speak each other and understand each other's words.
"Guess what the spider said?" Uncle smiled at me.
"I don't guess, is it interesting that you've been talking above my head?" I said with some dissatisfaction.
Only then did my uncle realize that he had been talking to me condescendingly, and scratched his head a little embarrassedly.
"Then I'll come down, don't make a move on my old man." The uncle pretended to be old and coughed twice deliberately.
"Phew, Ben Lori will let you go for the time being, and if you don't make a move, you won't make a move." I said, holding my head high.