lurking in the open space.

The heroes looked nervously at the screen displayed on the monitor.

The fierce-looking tank kicked open the door of the Internet café and broke in with a fierce attitude.

"Don't move!"

"I'm a food delivery!!"

Ding Ning covered his face stiffly.

"What the hell is this like a food delivery?! Also, what he wanted to shout just now was robbery!! ”

The golden monkey clenched his fists nervously.

"This idiot!! This will scare the snake! If it weren't for the fact that he has the strongest defense and can deal with any contingencies... it! ”

The tank looked up and recognized, scolding in pieces as he took the overlord step.

"Damn, I don't answer the phone for a long time, and I have to come in and send it to you."

In the shocked eyes of everyone, the tank swaggered up to Xin Luoan of Unit 73 and threw the plastic bag in his hand directly like throwing garbage.

"Now, your meal."

The eyes of the whole Internet café are focused on the most awesome takeaway brother in history.

Xin Luoan grew his mouth even more stupidly.

The golden monkey hurriedly used the radio equipment to transmit the sound to the tiny headset that the tank stuffed in his ear.

"Can you learn what the takeaway guy learned?! If you do that, they'll be suspicious!! ”

The meaty tank muttered reluctantly.

"Grass! Grind! ”

Acastor frowned.

"What do you say?"

Tank's eyebrows furrowed, and his big brass bell-like eyes widened.

"Please give Lao Tzu a good review! Thank you, my family! ”

Acaster and Sinroan glanced at each other in gulp, and the tank snorted and turned to leave.

Xin Luoan muttered while taking out the big bones from the plastic bag: "Is Huaguo so good at delivering food now?" “

Before he could finish speaking, the tank jerked back, pulled out a pack of black powder from his bosom and slapped it on the computer desk.

"That's right! Lao Tzu forgot to feed you just now, and I will eat it myself! ”

The golden monkey standing in front of the monitor widened his eyes.

"I'll make up! What kind of brain circuits do you have?! Poisoning people, you separate the poison from the food?! And let people sprinkle their own food?! Do you really think that the Duke of Blood and the Werewolf King are retarded?! ”

Xin Luoan touched his head, opened the small packet of poison and sprinkled it on the flesh and bones.

"Thank you!"

Ding Ning couldn't help but complain loudly, and a faint green light rose from his head.

"I'll go!! That's fine! Thank you so much!? Is this a real retard?! ”

Looking at the cow-beeping tank, Acaster picked up the cigarette butt and lit it, and crossed Erlang's legs in a pose that he thought was a cow's beep.

"Yo, has China's service industry degenerated to this point now? Do you know who is in front of you? ”

The tank snorted.

"Who does Lao Tzu care about you?"

"Young man, your attitude is very bad, I have to tell you, I, Ascat have been delivering food in France for 60 years, rain or shine, in our French service attitude is linked to tipping, only the best quality service is worthy of the highest tip, do you understand?!"

"Understand, grandma."

"Ahem, young man, I need to teach you a good lesson as an old-timer for your attitude, do you know how much tip I took in a day before I lost my job?! Two hundred euros! That's 200 euros! That's a myth in the industry, and no one has been able to break the record so far!! ”

Acaster sighed as he puffed out a puff of smoke.

"It's a pity that now the bullshit financial crisis, labor and management are unemployed... Woo woo... Don't talk about this, you should study hard with me so that you can earn money, understand? ”

Dust off your cigarettes.

"How much do you earn now?"

The tank scratched its head.

"Monthly salary? Ali's father gave 900,000 yuan a month. ”

"I'll make up! How much?! ”

Acaster almost swallowed the cigarette butt in his mouth.

The tank gave Acaster a disdainful look, turned around and walked away.

"Nine hundred thousand, after tax. A poor beep who picks up cigarette butts and smokes also beeps to teach labor and management, cut. ”

Xin Luoan hugged Acaster, who was covering his heart, his face full of excitement.

"Acaster! Did you hear that?! No wonder people are so! 900,000 a month!! I'll go, or let's stop doing things and come to work in China?! ”

Acaster's face was full of hesitation.

"This..."

"What are you waiting for?! Isn't it because we can't find a job because we're unemployed?! That damn Xu Fan won't let us rob the bank, so we want to rebel! ”

"That's not right! Wrong! This is no longer a feudal society! I'm not an aristocrat anymore, the evil capitalists have been sucking the blood and sweat of our working people, how can they pay such high wages... It's all sugar-coated shells!! ”

"Huh? But China is not a capitalist country..."

"Uh... You make me think about it..."

"Think of a fart! Don't make trouble, why do you want to destroy the world, isn't it because you can't live without a job? Now that there is hope in life, why do such dangerous things, is it that the wine is not good or the game is not fun?! Think about it, Acaster! If all human beings are extinct, who is playing with us?! Let's go back to our old business and go to food delivery together! ”

"Xinluoan..."

"Acaste!!"

The eyes of the two were full of tears, and they hugged each other tightly.

Just when the two lost young people saw the dawn of hope and decided to change their faces, abandon evil and promote good, be angry and strive for strength, and start anew.

The screen on the computer suddenly pops up with a message from a handsome cat playing with you.

"Two elementary school students are still licking their faces online?! Come to the real PK! Sun thief! Let's eat poop!! ”

......

"Ahh Humanity must die!! ”

"Kill Kill Kill Kill !!!"

Soy sauce, who didn't know that he had pushed the world into the fire pit because of his quick tongue, pushed the small glasses on the cat's face.

"Two dishes than each other, Dad will rely on spraying you to have fun today~!"

Xin Luoan munched on the meat and bones as he typed quickly, and Acaster watched as Xin Luoan swallowed.

"Xinluoan... Isn't it delicious? ”

"It's delicious, this ingredient is really good, it has a taste of my mother."

"Give me a taste, just one bite..."

"Why?"

"I'll give you food when it arrives later."

"That's fine."

The golden monkey watched the two of them gobble up meat and bones in the monitor, and pushed his glasses with a smile.

"That's fine, I didn't expect the vigilance of the Blood Duke and the Werewolf King to be so bad, Poison, your poison is fine."

The short man hiding in the wide cloak snorted.

"If the poison they eat is thrown into the water company, the whole Zhonghai people will die within three days, this Nine Kings Drill Heart melts in the mouth, soft and soft, not only highly poisonous, but also delicious, compared with the King of Poison Laughing and half a step crazy, believe me, there is no need for Lord Thor to make a move, they will definitely die within ten minutes!"

The pomegranate monk couldn't help but interject cheaply.

"What if you don't die?"

The poisoner narrowed his eyes.

"If you don't die, I'll live chop and hang!"

Princess Lei Ling, who was leading the team on the side, breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the poison master swear so much, and said with a smile: "This poison sounds so bullish, and our plan is so smooth, presumably these two ghosts are in a catastrophe, and we don't need to take action." ”

The poisoner smiled coldly.

"Don't worry, princess, when they have a poisonous attack in a while, the Nine Dragons will swell in their stomachs, and then... Syllable! Burst their bellies! Intestines, hearts, lungs,... Burst! It's all over the place! The picture is a little bloody for a while, and underage audience friends should watch it with their parents. ”

Hearing the poison master's disgusting explanation, all the heroes subconsciously took a step back, and their eyes were full of fear when they looked at the poison master.

The poisoner stared at the monitor with a crazy look in his eyes.

"It's coming, it's coming! Look at their bellies! It's already inflated! Aha!! ”

Unaware, Sinluoan and Acaster stared at the computer screen as they crackled on the keyboard, unaware that their stomachs were slowly inflated.

Suddenly!

Xin Luoan's eyes widened.

"Not good!"

Acaster glanced sharply at Sinluoan.

Xin Luoan shouted with a solemn face.

"Webmaster! Do you smell something burnt? ”

Everyone sniffled subconsciously.

Burst!

A stinky, loud fart was like a firecracker, and a thick yellow gas came out from behind Sinloan's ass.

A strong stench filled the entire Internet café.

"I'll make up! You soulless!! It's so bad!! ”

"Gross!! What the hell is smuggling?! ”

"How many rotten eggs did this eat?!"

"I'm going, this is going to bring out the!!"

Xin Luoan scratched his head in embarrassment.

"I'm sorry, everyone, I think I've got a bad stomach."

As soon as the words fell, another stinky fart collapsed.

"Grass! Can you do it?! ”

"Can you say in advance next time you fart and let us get ready?!"

Xin Luoan waved his hand, and his face suddenly froze.

"Here we go again! Preparation!!! ”

Everyone quickly covered their noses.

Xin Luoan twisted his buttocks, his eyebrows tightly twisted together, and after about half a minute, everyone couldn't hold their breath anymore and gasped for breath.

Burst!

Fart, as promised.

The gasping for breath was killed.

"I'll go! I know that this bastard is very bad! ”

"Ahh

"The advantage of labor and management, Shengsheng was overturned by these three farts!!"

At this time, Acaster's face also froze.

Burst!

A strong stench was accompanied by a loud noise,

In the eyes of all the questioning,

Acaster's face didn't blush, and his heart didn't beat heartbeat, and he pointed at Xin Luoan.

"You guessed it, he put it."

Before he could finish speaking, another thick yellow gas rose from behind Acaster's ass,

Acaster snorted.

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger is not at home, he is the one who farts..."

"Grass! Who?! ”

"You put it there!!"

"You deliberately imitate other people's fart sounds!"

"You can't learn that unique rhythm and vocals!"

"It tastes so different, okay?!"

Burst!

The thick yellow gas completely took over every corner of the Internet café.

The monitor shows the Internet café in chaos, and the customers who had been safe to surf the Internet ran out of the door like crazy, and the owner of the Internet café ran out without even wearing shoes.

Thirty-seven heroes squinted their eyes and looked back at the poison master in unison.

"It's... Finished? ”

"Nine Kings Drill Heart Scattered?"

"Explosion?"

"Bloody?"

"Isn't it... What is the live broadcast doing? ”

The poisoner trembled under everyone's gaze,

Everyone took out their mobile phones and turned to video mode.

The pomegranate monk walked up to the poisoner and pulled out a knife to cut the pomegranate.

"Na... With my knife, my knife is fast. ”

Only the tank got to the point, he touched his chest and said to himself with some fear: "It's a shame that Lao Tzu is back, otherwise... It's too dangerous! ”

Princess Lei Ling bit her lip and waved her little hand fiercely.

"Plan A fails, start Plan B! All of them! Get ready for battle! ”

The yin one doesn't work... Can only come hard!!

S-class goblins... The Duke of Blood, the Werewolf King...

I wonder how many heroes will die this time ...

All the heroes shook their bodies,

For the sake of a just cause,

Sacrifice...

unavoidable

Let's let the S-class ghosts see the fighting spirit of the heroes!

At this moment, the golden monkey suddenly shouted.

"Wait! The situation has changed! ”

Everyone squeezed in front of the monitor, and a takeaway guy in a yellow jacket stopped the electric car on the screen, and there was a flag at the end of the electric car, and two big characters were written on the flag:

Hero!

The takeaway guy picked up the plastic bag and walked into the Burning Heart Internet café.

Ding Ning subconsciously touched a piece of paper in his arms after seeing the little brother clearly, which was the note that Li Zijian left to Princess Lei Ling the day before.

"I'll make up! That's not... Li Zijian?! How is he here... Wait a minute! That box, why is it so familiar?! ”

The golden snub-nosed monkey jerked back to look at Ding Ning.

"Cloudfinches?! That's your assistant! I remember, yes, that delivery guy from yesterday! ”

The golden snub-nosed monkey grabbed Ding Ning's hand with excitement on his face.

"Sparrow in the clouds! You are unfathomable! Did you know about this plan, a specially formulated remedial plan just in case?! Oh, my God! Justice needs people like you!! ”

"Ahh Yes? ”

"Because I am worried that the implementation of Plan A is not effective, I specially arranged for an assistant to remedy it, and if this time it succeeds, the sparrow in the clouds! You're the top priority!! ”

As soon as they heard that there was no need to confront the S-class ghosts, the heroes who were originally a little trembling cast grateful glances at Ding Ning one after another.

"The Sparrow in the Cloud is really far-sighted!"

"Can you give us a good explanation of your remediation plan?"

After seeing everyone's adoring eyes, and then seeing the four waste heroes and the proud little expressions, Ding Ning snorted and calmed everyone, pretending to mysteriously compare his index finger to his lips.

"Heaven must not be divulged."

(Woo woo, I'll rub it, you pray, pray that the curry rice I made will give them food poisoning.) ）

Acaster slowly retracted his left hand and used a mysterious spell to completely purify the air in the Internet café.

With a smile on his face, Li Zijian placed the delicately made wooden box in front of Acaster and pasted a small note on it.

"Your curry rice and peach oolong tea, please use it slowly."

Acaster nodded, pretending to be nonchalant.

"Well, friend, how much do you make a month?"

Li Zijian was stunned, waved his hand to indicate that he couldn't speak, and then made a gesture of nine.

Acaster's eyes widened.

"I'll go, is it really so much money?! This... Do you want to seriously consider coming to China to make a living..."

Li Zijian bowed and turned around and left the Burning Heart Internet Cafe, there were still several nearby orders hanging on his electric car, and the guests were waiting for him to deliver food, he really didn't dare to delay for too long.

Acaster opened the delicately crafted wooden box and nodded.

"Well, this store is not bad, a takeaway is still so particular, and it will be a good review after a while."

All the superheroes huddle up to the monitors and look curiously at the food box in the spotlight of the camera.

"Ah, it's curry rice."

"Is there a mystery hidden in this curry rice?"

"Ahh

After seeing the yellow and clear puddle in the food box, Ding Ning's face turned pale.

(Alas I'll go!!) This, it's not... Did we go to a barbecue yesterday and take a bite of the puddle of the rabbit sauce and spit it out?! How did the Law of Creation create this thing?! I'm just thinking about it!! Wait a minute! What else was I thinking... ）

Taking a bite of the rabbit sauce, he tilted his head suspiciously as he looked at the curry rice.

Acaster's eyes lit up when he saw the contents of the food box, and he slowly picked up a tissue, elegantly tied it around his neck, placed chopsticks and spoons on either side of the food box, and pretended to make mass with his hands folded, muttering quietly in his mouth.

"Fuck your uncle's God, go to your uncle's Xu Fan, go to your uncle's evil capitalist, you don't want to starve to death labor and capital, labor and management will eat for you!"

Xin Luoan picked his nose and looked painful.

"Go to your uncle's Internet café for a takeaway, you have all the tricks, hurry up, give labor and management a taste."

"What do you know about the aristocratic world? Stupid dog, life needs a sense of ritual! ”

Acaster triumphantly took a spoonful and put it in his mouth, his eyebrows furrowed.

"How... What's going on? This taste! Melts in your mouth and stimulates all taste buds! This... It's curry?! ”

Sinluoan blinked at Acaster's exaggerated appearance.

"Isn't it delicious?"

"How so? It's special! Very special! I can't imagine that you can eat such a bowl of curry rice in the world's food empire! You see! There are a lot of different ingredients in this curry, not just potatoes, onions, carrots, and beef! Every combination has a myriad of variations! ”

"The delicious soup, with the plump rice grains, every bite, different taste, different mood, different texture, it's like... The rice grains dance in the mouth, and each bite is a different dance... The last bite is a gorgeous waltz... This one is a beautiful ballet..."

"Not only to taste the food, but also to appreciate the beautiful dance, but also to appreciate the sense of life... I ate the onion, and it was so gloomy... It's ecstasy! ”

Listening to Acaster's introduction, not only Xin Luoan, but even the superheroes staring at the monitor couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

"Ah, that one looks really delicious!"

"Which store? Let's eat together after the mission is over! ”

"No, no, no, Lord Cloudfinch, it's convenient to give a takeout call?!"

Ding Ning hugged his head and looked frightened.

(I'll go!! The vomit of the sauce you can eat is so life-insightful! You're the best! By the way, do you guys have brains?! ）

Acaster was holding the bowl of "curry rice" with a happy face.

"It's not just the faint aroma of hops, it's also so colorful! This piece is tender lamb, this is gluten, this is leek, this is garlic, this is lamb kidney, this is pomegranate, this is onion, this is corn, this is..."

Listening to Acaster take a bite of the rabbit sauce yesterday's dinner one by one, Ding Ning almost vomited.

Acaster continued: "Not only is it rich in ingredients, but it also has the sweet smell of a girl, and this bowl of rice is the best bowl I have ever tasted in my life!! ”

Xin Luo'an drooled and pointed to a strange-shaped object in the bowl and asked, "What is this?" ”

Ding Ning fixed his eyes and spit directly on the ground.

(I'll make it!) Really made that kind of thing!! Vomit.... ）

Acaster was stunned.

"Hmm... Is it stinky tofu?! ”

Xin Luoan licked his mouth, looking like a husky.

"I think it's very delicious, you can leave me a mouthful."

Acaster snorted, turned slightly sideways to protect the food box, and glanced at Xin Luoan with a wary face.

"You wait a minute, I'll take two more bites."

Acastor picked up the cup of "Snow Peach Oolong Love Tea" made by Xiaoxue and took a big sip, his face changed suddenly.

Xin Luoan didn't know when he showed his wolf tail and dangled excitedly.

"What?! The food here is so delicious, and the tea is delicious! ”

Acaster covered his mouth with a red face, and two strings of tears flowed.

"Delicious!"

With an extremely hoarse voice, Acaster resisted the urge to vomit and pushed the peach oolong tea in front of Xin Luoan.

"I've never drunk something so good, of course I have to share it with my brothers!"

Xin Luoan wagged his tail and took the plastic teacup and took a big sip.

Burst!!!!

Squirted Acaster all over his face.

"Why are you cheating on me again!!"

Xin Luoan fell to the ground clutching his neck, his eyes almost bulging out, and even with his strong werewolf vitality, he couldn't bear such pain.

Acaster on the side didn't pretend to beep anymore, and fell to the ground with Xin Luoan, foaming at the mouth with more air out and less air in, obviously falling into a half-dead state.

All the heroes looked back at Ding Ning in unison, their eyes full of shock.

Even the Nine Kings of the Poison Master can't help the Vampire Duke and the Werewolf King...

They fell to the ground like two dead dogs!!

The poison master fell to his knees and hugged Ding Ning's thigh.

"I've been studying poisons for twenty-seven years! I've never seen such a terrible poison!! Who is it?! More bullish than my poisoner?! ”

"A woman."

"What?! A woman!?!! It can't be !! ”

Ding Ning smiled inscrutablely.

"Hmph, there are people outside the world, there are heavens outside the sky, such a vicious woman is something you can't catch up with in your life..."

"It's... What kind of poison is this?! ”

Ding Ning raised his head slightly, with a look of vicissitudes on his face.

"If it had a name, it would be called..."

"Snow Peach Oolong Love Tea."