Volume 1 The Super Beep Expert in Zhonghai City Chapter 16 Come on! It hurts!

Ding Ning lay on the desk in the principal's office with a sad face, just now he became the principal of Huangxiang High School as Princess Acelaia Jingling Bell in a daze, and at the same time he was also involved in the internal dispute of the pretend beep expert.

Leng Qingxue, who had lost all her little skirts, angrily announced to Leng Rudao that this matter was not over, and that Ding Ning must be killed to completely destroy Leng Rudao's task, and Ding Ning could even see the boundless murderous aura rising from behind Xiao Xue.

The camps on both sides are distinct, on one side is Leng Rudao, Ding Ning, and the Grim Reaper girl who is threatened by Leng Rudao pretending to be a beep.

On the other side are watermelons, two cats, Chu Xiyao and Xiaoxue Xiaoai.

In terms of numbers, Xiaoxue they have an advantage,

But in terms of momentum, Leng Rudao seems to be superior.

I don't know what Leng Rudao's ability is, whether he can successfully help Ding Ning complete this beep, but Ding Ning is very aware of Xiaoxue's superb pit teammates skills and rich experience in sabotage, so Ding Ning immediately fell into an absolute panic, especially when he just fell into the trick of the love perfume, Ding Ning lost his first kiss, and at this moment, Ding Ning was remorseful and disgusting when he thought of this matter, and then came boundless fear deep into the bone marrow.

Leng Rudao didn't have any worries, and instructed the lawyer and accountant who didn't know where to find it to sort out the documents, as if he was going to take over Huangxiang High School seriously. After driving away the headmaster who nodded and bowed, the three of them walked into the cubicle of the principal's room, and pointed at the girl of death as cold as a knife and introduced to Ding Ning:

"This second secondary disease who loves skipping classes is the last beep expert, you should have seen her, her name is Lu..."

The Grim Reaper Maiden raised her hand and interrupted Leng Rudao's words.

"Messenger of Justice, keep your identity mysterious, and although I have always believed that there is no title worthy of me in the world, I love the meaning behind the word Death. Hum! Fools! From now on, call me the Grim Reaper. ”

Ding Ning twitched the corners of his mouth, pointed to the Death Maiden and asked Leng Rudao, "Does she have a secondary disease?" ”

"No, it's middle and second cancer, advanced stage. Anyway, are you qualified to talk about her? Hokage-sama? ”

Ding Ning's face changed.

"How do you know?!"

Leng Rudao hugged his arms and snorted.

"Don't compare me to those amateurs who eat and wait to die, you have enough information to be able to complete the task better."

Turning back into the soy sauce that the cat was hiding in the roof vent and eavesdropping, he scratched the wall hatefully.

The Grim Reaper snorted a little unhappily and sat down on the table.

"This seat is not the second second! Penknife! Explain to me what this is all about! ”

Leng Rudao lightly explained the cause of the incident to the Death Maiden, and when she heard the sensitive word ten million beeps, the Death Maiden couldn't help but jump.

"What?! You unrighteous people! Hide it from me! I don't care! Why don't you count me as one! That's 10 million! ”

Cold as a knife and a cold smile.

"What can you do if you want 10 million, it is a waste to give it to you."

"Nonsense! With ten million! This seat can build this seat of the dead country! Hmph, hum, hum, only the country of death is worthy of the honorable status of the god of death! ”

"Stop! Are you sure you can get the job done? We've experienced so many missions, it's time for someone else to pretend to beep, which time is not you cutting off your beard halfway?! Not to mention the failure of the mission, you still squander the beep on boring things! Even if this task is given to you, can you honestly help this waste beep? “

The Grim Reaper girl looked at Leng Rudao aggrievedly and whispered, "Then, then I will cooperate with you, can you divide me..."

"Humph!"

Leng Rudao stretched out his five fingers and shook them in front of the eyes of the Grim Reaper Maiden.

The Grim Reaper girl screamed in surprise, her ponytail dangling like a dog's tail in her mood.

"Half of it~?!"

"Do you want face?"

"Hmm, 500,000? ~! ”

"Wake up, are you Miss Scrapwood, are you dreaming?"

Ding Ning watched curiously, the ponytail of the Grim Reaper Maiden swayed with her mood.

"Hmm, fifty thousand?"

"Five thousand!"

"Why!"

"You're worth it."

Ding Ning saw the Death Maiden's ponytail hanging listlessly, and suddenly thought of the reward of 10 million beeps after the completion of this task, and hurriedly pounced on Leng Rudao's side.

"Hey, hey! And me! How much do I share? ”

Leng Rudao glanced at Ding Ning with disdain.

"You? You're worth five points, and you still have the face to beep with me, just your waste wood, you make trouble for us, I think it's beautiful, and I want to share the money after pretending to beep? ”

Ding Ning gritted his teeth and squinted his eyes, eager to strangle the black-bellied man in front of him.

The Grim Reaper girl folded her fingers and calculated, her little face under the white half-face mask showed a hint of joy, and her ponytail shook like a dog.

"Five thousand is not a lot~ So what should we do next?"

Leng Rudao snorted.

"The power of the fairy tale of fate has corrected the luck of this waste, the two protagonist halos will ensure that he is now smooth, and the current plot is the stage when Cinderella shines at the ball, with the school as the stage, his every move will be inflicted great luck, only one point, we must force the termination of the fate fairy tale before the formation of the third protagonist aura, otherwise, the fate of the fourth Cinderella will be opened in him, the prince is looking for Cinderella, when the fourth protagonist aura is completely formed, This waste will end up with Cinderella. ”

The Grim Reaper's ponytail curved into a question mark.

"What's the end?"

"This waste will live happily ever after as a princess and a prince."

Hearing Leng Rudao's words, Ding Ning's eyes widened.

"I'll make up! I don't want it!! ”

"Hmph, if you don't want to, just cooperate honestly, as long as you don't let the role of the prince appear, you'll be fine."

Ding Ning was busy and nodded again and again.

Soy sauce, hiding in the vent, smiled sinisterly.

The Grim Reaper Maiden tilted her head and asked a little cutely, "Then, what about Xiaoxue?" Aren't they trying to sabotage our plans? ”

Cold as a knife, the corners of the mouth rise.

"Those useless waste firewood must be trying their best to sabotage our mission, now they should have laid a net to kill Ding Ning, although the idiot Xue Brain is at the same level as the cat, but she is also a little clever, maybe there is her ambush spies above our heads now."

Soy sauce, who was lying on the vent, was full of excitement and took two steps back cautiously.

The Grim Reaper girl nodded, and with a crisp sword groan, the quaint long sword that had been attached to her waist suddenly unsheathed and slashed across the ceiling, cutting off one of Soy Sauce's whiskers.

Soy sauce's eyes widened, and he shook.

Leng Rudao frowned.

"What do you do?"

"Huh? Didn't you say there might be a spy overhead, and I scared and scared him. ”

"Idiot, that's just speculation, now Huangxiang High School was bought by me for 300 million, and it is considered the property of the Tea Cat House, and I will deduct the money for repairing the ceiling from your salary."

The Grim Reaper girl screamed, knelt in front of the cold knife and pleaded pitifully, "Don't! I have been skipping shifts for several days this month, and my salary is about to be deducted! Boss Leng, you raise your noble hand! ”

Ding Ning pulled the corners of his mouth and looked at the undisciplined appearance of the Grim Reaper girl in front of him, and couldn't help but break his fingers and complain to the entire tea cat house.

"A lewd pervert with a big bald head, an arrogant black-bellied man with a poisonous tongue, a lazy pig waste wood lady, a fat cat who can only be coquettish and cute, and the other cat is a scheming boy, coupled with the arrogant sinister snow and a little love without common sense, this two beeps are still so in the second comic ratio, how much water has I put in my brain, and I joined this comic organization! It seems that only the boss is more reliable, by the way, who else is there? ”

In the health room, Xiaoxue hugged her arms and listened to the soy sauce report that escaped, with a wicked smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Hmph, will you live happily ever after with the prince?"

Xiao Ai held her hands in her heart and blinked her eyes excitedly.

"Wow, what a romantic feeling, it's really fun!"

"What's interesting, if the power of the fairy tale of fate is allowed to develop, Ding Ning is likely to succeed in pretending to beep, so that we will lose to that stinky man."

Chu Xiyao rarely fell into a deep sleep, tilted her head and said, "However, I didn't feel that Ding Ning was very happy, on the contrary, I only felt that he was very painful." ”

Watermelon touched the big bald head.

"Yes, you are all girls, you shouldn't understand, for men, it should be humiliating to be pretended to be a woman..."

Xiaoxue shook her head.

"You don't know that fool who has no manners, and for him, dignity is of no use. Soy sauce, what else did they say? Did you mention what's next for the stinky fart man? ”

Soy sauce nodded with a disdainful face.

"Xiaodao said that if we prepare a stage for Ding Ning to pretend to beep, we will definitely make trouble, it is better to go with the flow, there are no tricks to win, and the invisible beep is the most deadly, he said so."

Xiaoxue was shocked when she heard the words of soy sauce.

"It is worthy of being the old enemy of the genius snow, this move is really ruthless, their advantage lies in the world favor of the protagonist's aura, if they don't pick things, they will naturally be invincible!"

Watermelon touched the big bald head, only feeling that his IQ was not enough, he secretly glanced at Chu Xiyao and Xiao Ai, who were also of low intelligence, and his heart was balanced a lot.

"So, we're just going to do it?"

Soy sauce smiled coldly.

"Ignorant mortals, since we want to destroy, the more the enemy doesn't want it to happen, the more we have to promote, and the more the enemy wants to create, the more we want to destroy, now the knife they want to be stable, let's play a big wave, isn't the character created by the knife to Ding Ning a princess, then we just directly cause the aliens to attack the earth!"

When Watermelon heard the idea of soy sauce, he nodded excitedly, and Xiaoxue also smiled.

"That's it! Hmph, stinky fart, you want to use charm to help the chicks, genius Xue wants to play with you with force! Look how you pretend to beep! Ahh ”

Ding Ning followed Leng Rudao to the playground with a sad face, although he didn't understand how he suddenly became the principal of Huangxiang High School, but the trajectory of the original events would not change, and the sports meeting would still be held, but this time he did not lie in the health room and miss the opening speech of the sports meeting, but stood on the rostrum as the new principal.

Seeing the dense crowd of students on the playground looking up at him with their chests full of longing, Ding Ning only felt a tingling in his scalp. Especially Ou Ruoqing on the side, the gentle eyes were enough to melt the ice, but it only made Ding Ning feel disgusting as if he was holding a fly in his mouth.

The old principal looked at the students of Huangxiang High School who formed a phalanx under the rostrum with an embarrassed face, holding their heads high one by one, like soldiers participating in the military parade, as if Ding Ning would rush to the battlefield if he ordered them.

The old headmaster blew the microphone.

"Students, today is a good day, the opening ceremony of the annual winter games of Huangxiang High School is about to begin, and we are very honored to welcome Her Royal Highness Princess Jingling to become our new principal, I believe you are also tired of me as an old man, see your eyes to know your support for Princess Jingling, the old man is not disgusting, then please ask Princess Jingling to speak for us."

The old headmaster blinked playfully, and in a good-natured laugh, the old headmaster pushed the microphone in front of Ding Ning.

Ding Ning looked at the microphone in front of him at a loss, and secretly glanced at Leng Rudao, who was sitting on the side.

A cold voice as cold as a knife sounded from Ding Ning's heart.

"Talk, now is the time for you to pretend to beep, don't be stupid."

Hurriedly glanced at the students who were looking forward to the audience, Ding Ning felt that his heart was about to explode, his palms were sweaty, the roots of his tongue were numb, as if he had tied a dead knot, and hurriedly used the prayer card to transmit the sound to Leng Rudao.

"But what shall I say? I've never experienced this battle! Help! ”

"You can say anything, introduce yourself first, talk about your dreams or something."

Ding Ning took a deep breath.

"I... I... Hello everyone, my name is Ding Ning... Purine! Well, I, I... Come from... From..."

Leng Rudao secretly kicked Ding Ning.

"Ashleya."

"Well, I'm from Acelaia, and my father is... Blue-eyed Lion Wang Lie. Sinbadak! ”

At the moment when Ding Ning read the name of the blue-eyed lion king, Ding Ning's eyes flashed faintly in the void, he seemed to see a white-haired king holding a baby girl in his arms and walking towards the throne step by step, with the gods crawling under his feet, thousands of people cheering and chanting his name, and the white-haired king slowly sat on the throne, his eyes were like electricity! The voice of the roar of a proud lion resounded in the sky:

"Tell the sky, the earth, the whole world! This era is called the Blue Eyed Lion King! ”

In a flash, Ding Ning's eyes became firm, just like the king's eyes were like electricity, Ding Ning's heart swelled with endless courage, he didn't even think, and proudly announced the words he wanted to say most in his heart:

"I'm Ding Ning! You remember this name, and one day you will be proud to walk with me, and I am destined to be extraordinary! Because if you have something to say, it's my way of forbearance! I am destined to be the Hokage, and my dream is to be a hero who protects everyone! I'm going to be admitted to Shenzhou University and see the scenery there! ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Ding Ning immediately regretted it, he lowered his head with a red face, and quietly clenched his fists, just because when he entered school two years ago, he said this sentence, which became everyone's laughing point and became a poor worm, and now he repeats this special self-introduction without thinking, and he will definitely be knocked down into the abyss again!

But he did not hear the laughter, but a cheer of praise.

"Jingle Princess! I'm proud to walk with you! ”

"Princess! You are the hero! You are a goddess! ”

"Princess! Do you like Naruto too? I'm so good at making mudras! ”

"Princess! I'm going to study hard too! Let's go and see the scenery of Kamidai! ”

Ding Ning looked blankly at the cheers of the students in the audience, and he couldn't help but glance at Leng Rudao.

"Why?"

Leng Rudao snorted.

"Because you're the Jingle Princess of Acelaia!"

Ding Ning lowered his head and muttered to himself in a trance.

"Really? Ding Ning can't... Is it okay to jingle the bells... (Why?) )”

The old principal saw that the enthusiasm of the students in the audience was getting stronger and stronger, and hurriedly said into the microphone: "Okay, students, let's work hard to accompany Her Royal Highness the princess to enter Shenda!" His Highness Jingle will enjoy the scenery with you at the end of your dreams, and now I announce the official start of the Winter Games! The princess is watching you! ”

The students cheered, and everyone was full of fighting spirit, eager to immediately throw themselves into the arena to impress Princess Jingle with themselves.

The old principal turned off the microphone and said to Ding Ning with a wry smile: "The old man didn't think it was a good thing for Her Royal Highness the princess to become the principal, but now the old man finds out that I am wrong, His Royal Highness Ding Ling's speech is very good, full of confidence and fighting spirit, saying that the cartoon strengthens the affinity, saying that the dream of becoming a hero has erected the morality of the students, saying that he hopes to be admitted to Shenda has inspired countless students to study hard, the old man believes that this year's college entrance examination, our school will definitely have a large number of outstanding graduates who are admitted to Shenda!" Her Royal Highness is truly extraordinary! ”

Ding Ning listened to the principal's boasting, and couldn't help but recall the ridicule of others after he said this:

"Are you a child? What Hokage? Only a fool dreams of becoming a hero! God's greatness? Do you deserve it? ”

Xiaoxue, who was hiding in the crowd, gritted her teeth and clenched her small fists.

"Humph! Sure enough, the invisible beep is the most deadly! Hey, Xiao Ai, are you angry? ”

Xiao Ai on the side stared at Ding Ning in a trance, and whispered that she didn't know what to read.

Xiaoxue pinched Xiao Ai's cheek and said, "Hey! Are you also seduced by Jingle Bell Princess? Wake me up! ”

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Xiaoxue snorted and said in the communication channel created by Watermelon: "Angry Xue can't bear it!" Watermelon! Start planning now! Summon aliens! ”

Watermelon squatted on the ground with a sad face, and there was a small TV set in front of him, which was the live broadcast of the leaders of the Southeast China Sea meeting the five-body star, and the watermelon touched the big bald head and muttered to himself: "Doesn't it cost money to summon aliens?" Two thousand beeps, it's not you who spend money... Alas? That's right! ”

The big bald head of the watermelon lit up like a light bulb, and a bad idea came to mind.

"Anyway, it's all about aliens attacking the earth, so it's a penta-body star! Hey, hey, hey! ”

Watermelon looked at the live broadcast on the small TV sheepishly.

The leaders of the Southeast China Sea attached great importance to the visit of the five-body star, and in a golden hall, they cordially talked with the second prince of the five-body star under the translation machine, countless flashing lights clicked, and the reporters excitedly recorded notes.

At this moment, a chicken nest head that came out of nowhere strode towards the second prince of the five-body star, but the personnel who maintained order turned a blind eye, as if they didn't see this person.

The chicken nest picked his nose and scolded and walked up to the second prince of the five-body star who was staring at him in a daze, and wiped his snot on the smooth head, and the second prince screamed in confusion.

"Earthlings! What are you doing? ”

The head of the chicken nest didn't answer, and directly slapped the second prince, and immediately made the second prince stupid.

"What are you looking at?"

The second prince turned his head to look at the leader, but the leader didn't see this presumptuous chicken nest at all, and when he saw the second prince looking at him, he nodded politely and smiled.

The second prince pointed to the head of the chicken nest and screamed.

"How can you attack the citizens of the universe at will? Didn't I just take a look at you? ”

"Will you try again?"

"Earthlings, if I inadvertently offended you, I apologize, maybe it's a cultural difference... You..."

A slap from the head of the chicken nest interrupted the second prince's words.

"What? Are you not convinced? ”

"Hey, I'll go! Nobody cares, does it?! Mr. Chen! Would you like to let this person go?! ”

The leader looked at the second prince with some doubts, and in his field of vision, the second prince suddenly picked his nose for some reason, and then wiped it on his round head, and then slapped himself twice, and shouted: "To raise!" One library! And it's a pure Japanese pronunciation.

The leader had a gentle smile on his face and muttered in his heart.

"What's the situation? Is the Angry Fan Self an Alien Culture? And what does that Japanese mean? Isn't this a Japanese anime, where the whole universe speaks Japanese? ”

The head of the chicken nest pressed the head of the second prince to the ground, took off his pants in public, took out the little baby, and began to shush at the head of the second prince.

The other two five-body stars who accompanied the second prince were completely frightened, and hurriedly pounced, but they were smacked by the head of the chicken nest.

A Pentaran shouted, "Earthlings! What are you doing?! Mr. Chen! Is this something you acquiesce in? Do you want to start a war?! ”

The head of the chicken nest shook the little baby and slapped the five-body star in the face.

"Don't pretend to beep, there's a kind of! It hurts! The master's name is Ding Ning, and he is waiting for you garbage at Huangxiang High School in Zhonghai City! ”

The second prince screamed.

"Go to war! War! ”

The leader, Mr. Chen, finally understood this sentence, his face changed greatly, and he looked at the angry five-body star...