"In the bedroom, 82's grandmother was severely frightened!"

"'82 is too old,."

"Now the 00-year-old has also begun to be legally listed."

"Then hang the king, do you want to try my 97-year-old nutrition express?"

"I'll rub it, you have a really strong taste! '82 is choking, isn't it? ”

Chen Mo continued: "The breakfast shop had breakfast, and there was a couple sitting next to it.

When they were almost done eating, the couple quarreled.

The boy said that the girl was black, and the girl blushed and said angrily: I'm not black because you men are bastards!

I turned my head and looked, this girl has very white skin!

There's something wrong with this man's eyes, right? ”

"What kind of black are you talking about, what kind of white do you want~~~~ Unconsciously sang this song......"

"The black in front of me is not black~~~~ Upstairs, I sang too."

"This is black, not the other black."

"I don't understand what it means!" 、

"I'm in a hurry, what does someone mean by telling this paragraph?"

"Hehe, if you talk about this, it won't be interesting."

"Agreed, the instructions that I can't understand are not enough for the old driver."

Chen Mo glanced at the time, and then said, "It's the last paragraph."

Isn't Avengers 3 being released recently, so let's have this joke.

"Avengers 12: Full Pregnancy" is released worldwide!

In 2056, Avengers 12 will be released worldwide.

Avengers 12 is about superheroes who are scared of Thanos and hide everywhere to recuperate, and the creatures on all planets of the universe are afraid to give birth, the universe is aging, Thanos is worried about the future of the universe, so he decided to use snapping his fingers to arouse people to give birth**.

It is reported that Avengers 12 has been rated as an R-rated film in many countries.

"Thanos = Director of the Universe Family Planning Office."

"Well, I've watched the trailer too. Inside, Thanos openly encourages the two-child policy throughout the universe. ”

"I don't care, Sister Widow must give me a baby!"

"The Scarlet Witch is mine! The witch sister is really a representative of Bai Fumei, who is white-skinned and beautiful with long legs and big milk! ”

"Damn, I haven't watched it yet, the circle of friends has been blocked, and it was spoiled in the live broadcast room of the hanging king!"

"I'm sorry, I've watched this kind of film about making a villain and giving birth to a second child."

"Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast, let's ...... next time Uh......"

Just as Chen Mo was about to go off the air, a wave of barrage suddenly popped out.

These barrages are all in Korean, and the sailors in the live broadcast room can't understand it, and they think it's the stick that is making trouble again.

"Damn, where did you get the stick?"

"The stick is thick!"

"Panda burning incense hasn't had enough, has it? Dare to make trouble? ”

However, Chen Mo relied on the translator of the super mobile phone that had been strengthened by the system, and quickly understood these barrages

"Black dog Oba, hey, hey!"

"Oba, you're amazing!"

"I saw Oba's deeds on the Internet, and I came here to cheer for Oba!"

"Always support Oba the Black Dog!"

.

Ouch I'll go, it's actually a stick fan!

And they all seem to be female fans?

Now he was happy.

He said into the microphone: "Hey, hey, don't spray everyone!" It's an ally!

This young lady from South Korea is here to cheer for the black dog Oba to fight all!

How? Are you welcome? ”

"666666!"

"Hahahaha, that's awesome!"

"In the past, it was all male stars with sticks to seduce our country's brain-dead female fans, but now the hanging king has finally succeeded in seducing Korean female fans!"

"Hehehehe, my country has been invaded by the virus, and I came to cheer for the king."

"It's so cool! The more brain-dead fans like this, the happier I am! ”

After the broadcast, Chen Mo opened the anti-sky plug-in system and took a look.

Faith energy: 500,000 person-times.

In an instant, Chen Mo was stunned!

Even if he donated his waist in the live broadcast before, he only increased the faith energy of 100,000 people.

This time, it actually rose by 500,000 all at once!

It's almost cool to go out of outer space, there is wood?

Bite!

"The system prompts:

This faith energy is enough to upgrade the 'Root Eye 039 and 'Serpent's Tail Lash' and 'Demon Wings' to the highest level.

Do you want to strengthen your skills? ”

"That has to be strengthened! Why are you keeping? Aggrandizement! ”

With an order, all three skills are strengthened!

"Demon Wings (Highest Level): After use, you can summon a twelve-winged demon black feather from behind, and the flight speed depends on the host's combat power, and the use time is limited to 60 minutes, and the cooldown time is 24 hours."

"Root Eye (Highest Order): After use, you can summon the Root Eye of the Erlang God on your forehead, which has the effect of seeking, breaking the law, and seeing through illusions.

And after using the energy of the god of war, the Eye of the Root can release a powerful 'Burning Sun Ray' to incinerate the enemy it hits, and restore some of the host's own energy. ”

"Snake Tail Whip (Highest Order): The snake tail can be freely extended to a maximum length of 20 meters, and can be 'shielded', 'weaponized', 'poisoned', 'netted' and other changes.

It also comes with the 'Rattlesnake Machine Gun' and 'Rattlesnake Whip' skills. ”

After seeing the descriptions of these three skills that have evolved to the highest level, Chen Mo's mood can be described in one word, that is-cool!

Two words - so cool!

Three words - it's cool!

At this time, Chen Mo's combat power has broken through the 4,000 mark because of the upgrade of these three skills!

Without saying a word, he entered the king's training space and found Cheng Yanjin.

"Bite the gold, today I'm going to challenge you to swing that forgiveness green axe a hundred times!"

Chen Mo said confidently.

Cheng of love and justice looked at Chen Mo angrily and said, "Huh, Xiao Momo is also full of vitality today!"

It's a pity that every time you say that, you end up getting tired and lying on the ground like a dog. ”

Chen Mo's face darkened: "What are you telling the truth?" This time, look at how powerful your brother Mo is! ”

With that, he walked to the green twin axes in the center of the space, and the energy of the god of war in his whole body surged, pouring into the muscles of his arms.

The next moment, Chen Mo's arms swelled up quickly like Popeye eating spinach.

"Up!"

Chen Mo raised his axes with both hands, and the tiger swung in the void.

one time

Three times

Five down

Ten times

After waving ten times in a row, Chen Mo didn't feel anything at all.

Twenty strokes

Thirty strokes

Fifty strokes

If he had swung these two giant axes that weighed as much as Mount Tai in a row, Chen Mo would have fallen down tired.

But now, he had no intention of stopping at all, and the speed of swinging the giant axe was even faster and faster!

Cheng Biting Jin's phantoms were shocked!

How long has it been?

Chen Mo has actually progressed to this extent!

You must know that this is an earth without any assistance, not a king continent with a cloud of masters!