Chapter 1432: Terrible Baby
Goddesses and idols don't appeal much to me.
Money and treasures are different.
The victory ceremony of the Zephyr Championship will take place a day later.
It is reported that the prizes of this year's Zephyr Championship are not only a lot of gold coins, but also magic weapons.
I've seen ordinary weapons, I've seen enchanted weapons, I've even seen artifacts with the divine power of the God of Creation, but I've never seen magic weapons alone.
However, I have heard such rumors.
It is said that each magic weapon is the work of inspiration from the master of weapons, which is not only infused with the master's hard work, but also into the master's feelings and even soul.
I don't believe in soul infusement, after all, many weapon masters create magic weapons for sale, and if every weapon is infused with souls, it won't be long before weapon masters become walking dead monsters.
In fact, the more awesome the weapon master, the more nourishing life is.
It is conceivable that the theory of the soul is nothing more than a gimmick deliberately created by some masters in order to raise their own value.
However, one yard to one yard, although the manufacturing process of magic weapons is not as thrilling as it is said, it does represent the highest achievement of the weapon master, and it is the strongest existence except for artifacts.
I'm looking forward to it, and I'm waiting for the time to give the awards.
Gazing at the magic wall clock on the wall, watching the second hand move one by one, and listening to the even click, my heart became more and more surging and surging.
"It's coming, it's almost there!"
I held my breath, my eyes fluttering with the second hand, and finally, click, the second hand coincided with twelve.
Yas!
I bent my elbows in a V-shape and did a championship move that bodybuilding coaches often do.
It's five o'clock in the morning, and there are still twenty-seven hours before the Zephyr Championship award ceremony.
Not far away, Lirea, who was leaning against the door of the bathroom, gave me a blank look, spat out the toothpaste foam, and turned back to brush her teeth.
This is Chiguoguo's contempt, but I don't care at all.
How can a girl like her, who sleeps as soon as she gets home, know how to look forward to the passion of a hot-blooded man who hasn't slept all night in anticipation of magic weapons!
Just as I was about to continue to look at the clock and wait for the time, Lirea walked out of the bathroom with a sigh, casually struck down on the sofa, then kicked me down with her foot, and said, "Don't be stunned, go buy breakfast." ”
Hey, sample, you're crazy, did you treat your fiancé like that!
"I slept so late yesterday and I want to eat something refreshing, so I'll buy a fruit salad, oh, by the way, remember to bring me another freshly squeezed orange juice, the kind that is very sour and sour."
With that, she got up from the couch again and staggered back to her room.
"Hmph, the girl of the Zephyr Continent has no ladylike reserve at all, and she dares to command her fiancé like this, it is too lacking in the virtues that a girl should have!"
In front of the orange juice shop, I complained to the owner of the middle-aged uncle.
"Yes, yes, you're right," the middle-aged uncle nodded repeatedly.
Then, he poured a small spoonful of orange juice from the bucket, handed it to me, and said, "Taste it, is it sour?" ”
As soon as I drank it all, it was so sour, I gave a thumbs up: "That's the taste." ”
"Well, forty copper coins."
After paying, the middle-aged boss said to me: "Little brother, don't be unbalanced, your woman is willing to instruct you, that means you have a status in her heart, take my mother-in-law as an example, play cards every day, I don't see a figure, and I only come back to me when I eat, sleep and have no money, but I'm still quite satisfied, do you know why?" ”
I shook my head.
"That's life," he smiled, "so I want to open a little." ”
Except for eating, sleeping and when you have no money, you basically can't see anyone?
Are you sure she just went to play cards?
When I was sympathizing with the middle-aged boss, I saw a fat figure come to the juice shop and say in a loud voice: "Old man, take the money!" ”
"Hey" The middle-aged boss smiled and took out a handful of money from the money box and handed it over, and then he squeezed his eyes at me again.
The middle-aged boss was right, his mother-in-law must have just gone to play cards.
Looking at this woman's half-ton body, I was sure.
Back for breakfast, the other girls were getting up, uh, and the men were going on to sleep.
It is said that girls love to sleep in beauty, and I have found that the men in my guild are more able to sleep better than the women.
Especially Loki's product, you see how cheerful he usually is, he is actually the type who goes to bed early and wakes up late, he can sleep better than Lily, and he burps and farts and drools when he sleeps, which is simply the best.
There are also men who wake up early, such as Zack, but they are trained the day after tomorrow.
The first memory I had of Zach and Florence was that they could sleep all the time, more exaggerated than Loki is now, just not burping and farting and drooling.
Later, the two hooked up together, got married, and gave birth to a baby, so there was no happy sleep time, and they wanted to sleep, and the little thing was crying non-stop, and I couldn't find any reason, anyway, I just loved to cry and make trouble, and finally put the little thing to sleep, and when I raised my eyes, it was dawn.
During that time, Zach and Florence hardly slept well, let alone organized a group to brush the dungeon.
They are the righteous presidents like Cagalli, and the righteous companions, if they were replaced by others, they would have been kicked out of the guild long ago.
At that time, Cagalli slapped her hand and said, "Paid leave, and when we finish dealing with the child's problem, we will continue to farm monsters together!" ”
Others also expressed full understanding of Zach and Florentine's behavior of getting paid without working.
After a few months of this, Zach and Florence were about to go crazy with the little one's reversed schedule, and finally Zach decided to send the child to his parents.
Although Florence was reluctant, it was the best choice.
After sending the child safely to Zack's parents, the two finally returned to the guild with peace of mind and continued their old lives.
It's just that the days have changed a little since then.
Florence chose to abandon her life as an adventurer and become a cook in the guild, cooking for everyone.
Zach has always been an adventurer, but he doesn't feel as lively as he used to be.
At that time, everyone wondered why the two of them had changed so much.
It wasn't until later, when Billy got up early to go to the bathroom, that he found out all the clues.
In the days of being tortured by the child for several months, the two of them gradually changed from being accustomed to snooze to not being used to snooze, and this is not the biggest change, Florence, she actually turned on the nap mode, and it is the kind that will have a great temper if she does not nap.
In order to prevent her bad temper from affecting the rest of the guild, Florence had to reluctantly cut her love and abandon her identity as an adventurer.
As for Zack's calmness, it is actually not calm in the real sense, just because of lack of sleep and too lazy to speak.