Chapter 2 Reincarnation is also a science
"Brother Hu is right, Master Biao, I am an honest person, I can only play with swords, not cheap. So no matter what happens to me, just use the sword in my hand to reason with people! "The young man nicknamed 'Biaozi' lay comfortably in the void, patiently waiting for the legendary bull head and horse face or angel demons and other gods and demons to pick him up.
"Is this what happens when people die?" The young man raised his translucent palm and shook it in front of his eyes, and then turned over boredly, only to find that there was no difference between up and down in this piece of nothingness.
"Damn! Why didn't those immortals come to pick up Lao Tzu to heaven! The young man was so impatient that he complained, and afterwards he felt that he had killed too much in his life, and that it was enough to go to heaven. I just don't know what kind of punishment I will receive if I go to hell.
"Alas, what an unwillingness! finally broke through the shackles and became a great swordsman, I thought that I would be happy and free from now on, but I didn't expect to kill a few old guys halfway to find myself desperately! What the hell...... Didn't you just slaughter hundreds of your grandchildren in one go! Wouldn't it be okay to have some more, how hard to use it! The young man writhed around and felt uncomfortable, and his mouth was even more scolding. ,…,
"Ahhhh Suffocate Lao Tzu! Can anyone tell me how to get out of this hellish place! Lao Tzu hurried to reincarnate! The young man was so frightened that he yelled hoarsely.
"Don't scream ghosts! There are more people rushing to reincarnate today, and you are not the only one!! Suddenly, a sullen sound exploded in the young man's ears, startling him a lot, and when he looked back, he saw that there was a big bull's head, and a pair of bull's eyes alone was the size of a millstone, and it was estimated that the other party's sneeze could squirt him far away.
"Ahh Daxian Gui surname! "The situation is stronger than the people. The young man hurried to curry favor. Although he was in the limelight during his lifetime, after his death, he should not behave too recklessly when he encounters these bull ghosts and snake gods who are in charge of his own spirits, otherwise he will definitely suffer the loss. Anyway, I'm already dead, and I can't put my face on it.
"I'm the soul seducer of the underworld, the Bull Headed Venerable! Come with me to the Yama Temple! The Bull-Headed Venerable snorted, shook the iron lock in his hand and wrapped it around the young man, ignoring his screams, and flew towards the depths of the void.
The young man was dragged by the iron locks, only to feel that the world was spinning, and then he passed out directly, and when he regained consciousness, he found himself in a ghostly hall. ,…,
In the middle of the main hall hangs a plaque, on the book 'Ten Palaces Yama' four big characters, a blood-red imperial case below the plaque, there is a waking wood on the desk, and the arrow. Paperweights, inkstones, pen holders, pen mountains, pen washes and other objects, and behind the desk is a four-eared official hat chair. There is another small black table on the right side of the desk, and there is no shortage of the four treasures of the study on the table.
The whole hall is very spacious and looks empty. The young man was looking around heartlessly, and suddenly heard a row of neat footsteps behind him, and then saw two rows of evil ghost servants trotting in with water and fire sticks on both sides. Military! ”
After all the ghosts and servants finished shouting Tang Wei, a great god wearing a crown, wearing a black robe, and a silver crescent moon appeared in the center of his eyebrows, but his whole face was as black as ink.
Don't guess, this must be the legendary King of Yama. The blue-faced scholar who followed King Yama must have been a judge.
The king of Yama sat down behind the royal case, afraid of waking up the wood, "Bang!" With a sound, the halberd pointed to the young man and asked, "Who is in the hall?" ”
The young man was excited, swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly responded, "Back to the king of Hades, villain Chen Debiao." ”
King Yama stroked his beard and looked at the judge, who hurriedly took out an account book from his sleeve, and read it while reciting the words in his mouth, and suddenly read it out loud in his hand. …,
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"Mortal Chen Debiao, Yang Shou has ended, one hundred and forty-one merits in this life, 1,300 points of karma, merits and demerits are offset, eleven points of merit remaining, and you can directly re-enter reincarnation in the next life." The blue-faced judge came to Hades with the book of life and death and pointed to one of them, and Hades nodded and said in a deep voice.
"Tick it off."
The blue-faced judge took out the judge's pen and lightly ticked it on the book of life and death, and then marked a few strokes below, which can be regarded as setting the next life for Chen Debiao, of course, the judge will not tell you how to live in the next life, because what he said is also in vain, because he will not remember anything about everything in this life when he waits for the next bowl of Meng Po soup.
Chen Debiao, who was lying in the hall, suddenly felt light when the judge made a judgment, as if he was about to fly up.
"Bull-headed envoy, take him to Naihe Bridge to be reincarnated. Next! ”
The bull's head came out of nowhere, and Chen Debiao, who was still in a sluggish state, walked out of the Yama Palace, and then passed the ghost gate and ran quickly along a big river.
Chen Debiao saw the mist on the river...... The black shadows on the other side of the river couldn't really see it, and he couldn't help but look around, and the bull head patted his head at this time, and said in a deep voice, "Don't look at the other side, where is the eighteen layers of hell, only the evil ghosts who do not have enough merit will go to be tortured, and only by washing away the karma on their bodies can they re-enter reincarnation." ”,…,
Chen Debiao was suddenly frightened and didn't dare to look at it anymore, he was silent for a while, he couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart, and asked quietly, "Brother Niu, how is this merit karma calculated?" If the merit is not enough, how long will you have to suffer in the eighteen layers of hell? ”
Niu Tou scratched his head and said in a muffled voice, "The Heavenly Dao stipulates that one point of merit is worth ten points of karma, and the more merit left in this life, the better it will be in the next life." And if you don't have enough merit in this life, if you don't have a little merit, you just need to stay in the eighteen layers of hell for 130 million years. ”
Chen Debiao's face turned from white to green on the spot. I didn't feel anything when I was sentenced in the Yama Hall just now, and I felt that I was lucky to have eleven points of merit left, but now that I think about it, I only feel cold all over my body.
After a long time, Chen Debiao asked again, "Brother Niu, I want to ask you about someone, that person's name is Zhao Hu, he died three years ago, has Brother Niu ever seen it?" ”
"Is there a date of birth for that person?" The bull head asked. "It's not!" Chen Debiao shook awkwardly, his own world didn't use this kind of ancient lunar calendar notation hundreds of years ago, who would remember these things. "Then there's no way, I have to lure thousands of wandering ghosts a day, who still remembers a wild ghost three years ago." Chen Debiao shook his head in disappointment. ,…,
As the bull's head galloped quickly, soon a wooden bridge across the river appeared in view, and it was obvious that this wooden bridge less than three zhang wide was the legendary and famous Nai He Bridge. And when it comes to the bridge, it also reaches the end of the big river, because on the other side of the bridge is the bottomless abyss, and the river has not heard a sound for a long time.
However, there is a tea pavilion by the bridge, there is a furnace next to the pavilion, there is a copper kettle on the stove, and there is a porcelain bowl on the stone table in the pavilion, and there is nothing else except these things.
The bull head carried Chen Debiao to the tea pavilion, saw that there was no one around, the famous Meng Po didn't know where to go, the bull head called a few times, anxious to run, if this reincarnation missed the time, but it was to be sentenced, the trouble was to die, maybe it would be reprimanded by the king of Hades, and there were many people waiting in line to be reincarnated.
Niu Tou didn't care about anything else, picked up the copper kettle that had not yet boiled and directly brewed a bowl of Meng Po soup, stuffed it into the young man's hand, and urged, "Drink quickly, drink it and go to reincarnation!" ”
Chen Debiao held the slightly warm soup, hesitated, closed his eyes, and then wiped his mouth and said proudly, "Where to reincarnate?" ”
The bull head took the porcelain bowl and put it back on the stone table, then pointed to the bridge and urged, "Just go to the middle of the bridge and jump down." Don't jump in the wrong direction, be sure to jump out, if you jump in and fall into the river, your soul will be swallowed by the insects and snakes in the river, and there will be no way out forever. ”…,
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Chen Debiao shuddered when he heard this, calmed down and helped the handrail of the bridge on the outside to walk up to the creaking bridge deck.
"Oh! By the way, don't go too far, there are eighteen layers of hell on the other side, beware of being dragged into it by those evil spirits. Then you're going to die! The bull head shouted again heartlessly.
Chen Debiao felt that his legs were a little weak on the spot, but fortunately, the bridge was not long, Chen Debiao almost groped his way to the middle of the bridge with his eyes closed, on one side was the rushing river full of insects and snakes, and on the other side was the bottomless endless void. If it weren't for Chen Debiao's life in the sea of corpses and blood, he might have been paralyzed by fright.
"Jump! If you miss the hour, you won't be an adult in the next life! The bull's loud voice came again.
"Can't you stupid cow make it clear all at once!" Chen Debiao scolded angrily, mustered up the courage to fly and jumped off the bridge, followed by a terrible scream echoing under the bridge for a long time.
"Ahh
The bull head pouted...... Seeing that Chen Debiao's figure was completely thrown into the void reincarnation, he turned around and wanted to leave, but almost collided with an old woman.
"What are you doing in the middle of the road, you pestle?" Meng Po was furious, "If it weren't for the fact that the old body and bones were still strong, I would have almost been knocked apart by you." ”,…,
Niu Tou was so embarrassed that "I sent someone to reincarnate, and when I saw that my mother-in-law was not there, I poured a bowl of soup into that person and asked him to reincarnate directly." ”
Meng Po was stunned for a moment, then her expression changed, she walked quickly to the copper kettle that had been boiled, and asked sharply, "Did you boil the soup you gave that person just now?" ”
Seeing that Meng Po's expression was wrong, Niu Tou suddenly felt weak, and asked with a smile, "Is there a difference?" ”
Meng Po snapped, "Of course there is a difference, the water is not boiling. If you drink it, you can't forget everything in this life, and staying in the next life will only increase your troubles. If you don't get it right, it will cause chaos in reincarnation and mess up the heavens. Did the soup you gave the man boil? ”
"Boil! Definitely boiled! Steaming! The bull terrier patted his chest on the neck to make sure he arrived. I still have to go back to the soul to take a step first. After Niu Tou finished speaking, he slipped away, leaving Meng Po frowning by the bridge.
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"Ahhhh Wow wow wow wow! A loud cry rang out in the clean delivery room, which could be heard clearly even through a soundproof curtain wall.
A group of young and old people outside the delivery room immediately couldn't sit still, and waited anxiously in front of the door of the delivery room to wait for news.
The door opened, and a pretty nurse walked out, smiling, "Congratulations to Mr. Zhao, happy daughter, now that the mother and daughter are safe, do you want to go in to visit?" ”,…,
As soon as I heard the four words, I was happy. A group of old and young people outside the door suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "I finally gave birth to a girl, otherwise Yan'er might not know how to make trouble." A graceful and noble old lady patted her heart and thanked the gods and Buddhas for finally letting the girl get what she wanted.
"Mom, I'll go in and see Yan'er and her daughter, you sit outside for a while, Xiaolong Xiaohu is not allowed to run around with grandma." A handsome middle-aged man gave an order and hurried into the delivery room. Leaving a teenager and a three-year-old child to accompany the old lady, a group of servants hurriedly came up to congratulate the old lady, and the auspicious words made the old lady laugh heartily and kept handing out red envelopes.
The middle-aged handsome guy walked into the cubicle and put on protective clothing, and when he entered the delivery room, he saw an intelligent obstetric robot gently putting a pink baby into a transparent bathtub, and then gently washing away the blood stains on the baby's body.
The handsome middle-aged man came to the side of the delivery bed, looking at the beautiful woman on the bed with a pale face but difficult to hide her stunning face, his eyes were full of infinite tenderness.
"Brother Tian, I finally have a daughter." The beautiful woman cried with joy.
The middle-aged handsome guy twitched the corners of his mouth, and pretended to be angry, "It's because we have a daughter, and I did my best to give birth to this daughter." ”…,
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The stunning beauty's face flushed, and she was angry, "I gave birth to two sons to your Zhao family, and I want to have another daughter, but you and your mother-in-law refuse in every way, and now I finally have a daughter, I won't give you anything, my daughter wants to be with my surname, otherwise I will run away from home!" ”
"It's not for your own good, your body is already weak...... gave birth to two male babies, and he is already overdrawing his life, and several ancestors have already put down their words to prevent you from regenerating, so as not to hurt your vitality. "The middle-aged handsome guy really has no problem with his wife's delicate temper, he is already the mother of three children, and he still has a girlish temperament. Only a few ancestors can be moved out.
"Humph!" Murong Yan'er twisted her head to the other side, and said angrily, "This matter is not negotiable, my daughter must have my surname, my father and mother only gave birth to me in my life, if my daughter can follow my surname, I believe my father and mother will be very happy." ”
Zhao Tian couldn't pay attention for a while. had to coax in every possible way, swearing that he would stand firmly on his wife's side on the issue of his daughter's surname, which made his wife smile.
At this time, the intelligent maternity robot hugged the baby girl who had been cleaned and put it in the baby basket next to the bed, Murong Yan'er's beautiful face exuded the brilliance of motherhood, gently stroked the delicate skin of the sleeping baby girl, and murmured, "Good daughter, when you grow up in the future, you will definitely become the most beautiful woman in the world like your mother." ”,…,
Zhao Tian's face was suddenly covered with black lines.
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