Chapter 9 Pigs and sheep walked into the butcher's door, looking for a dead end step by step
Chang'an City, is the current Zeus look at the world, see the first male city, with Zhuque Street as the axis, the Chang'an City is divided into two areas, Zeus set foot in the Chang'an City, see the foot of the bright avenue, hard as stone, know that it is stone mud, this stone mud road extends from the imperial city, interspersed in the streets and alleys of Chang'an City.
"I am a Chu madman, Feng Ge laughs at Kongqiu, holding a green bamboo cane, farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower......"
Beside Zeus, a man in a green shirt with a sword walked past Zeus.
"Brother, it's the ...... of the green jade staff"
A man who was setting up a wire on the street turned his head and corrected the mistakes in the poem, saying, "Brother, if you like to read poetry, go to the Hanlin Academy, where there are a large number of talented people who can read poetry, and they are recently proofreading ancient books and adding punctuation." ”
There is no punctuation mark in ancient books, it seems to be a very difficult thing, in one or two sentences often have to be read repeatedly, figure out the meaning, together with the upper and lower questions to understand, and if there is no ancient book background, this kind of ancient book is really confused.
"Ah...... I wrote this poem myself. ”
The man in the green shirt was slightly embarrassed and said.
"Then you're really late."
The man who was on the street said: "Not long ago, there was a copyist in Chang'an City, who registered the poems of Li Bai, Du Fu, and Su Dongpo...... If you want to ask for fame, just go to the Hanlin Temple, this place is basically our own people now. ”
The man in the green shirt with the sword was slightly ashamed, inquired about the location of the Hanlin Academy, and went to the Hanlin Courtyard first.
It's really strange, these people don't have the aura of heavenly demons.
Zeus almost sensed everything, perceiving that there was no heavenly demon aura in this Chang'an City, but he still vaguely felt that there was something strange in this Chang'an City, which seemed to be the dark aura of the heavenly demon.
Hallym Academy......
Zeus remembered this term in his heart, but he didn't go directly to the Hanlin Academy, Weifu paid a private visit, and investigated carefully, this is not what he did, he was a high god, as long as he passed the oracle to the human emperor here, let the emperor obey it, and by the way, he caught these demons with future knowledge.
The whispers of the world, he heard thunder.
The dark room is heartless, and the eyes are like electricity.
This is he, Zeus, the king of the gods on high.
As he was about to leave, Zeus was pulled aside by a small guy with a small felt hat in front of him, looked around in fear, and introduced Zeus: "Recently, a new group of Korean women have come into Chang'an City, well-trained and providing Goryeo-style services, do you want to take a look?" ”
Woman!
Zeus was slightly excited when he heard this word, as we all know, in Greek mythology, Zeus, the king of the gods of the Olympian Mountain, is an out-and-out pervert, and has countless wives, including his own sisters and sisters, aunts and aunts who would rather do mistakes than let go, and even extended the magic grasp to his great-granddaughter, and when he went out to hunt, Zeus often became a beast that women could not refuse......
There are so many gods on Olympus, and it is inseparable from his Zeus stallion-like hunting history.
At this time, he heard that someone introduced him to a beautiful woman, Zeus felt that other things could be pushed back a little, he was a god king, like this kind of thing, when will it be solved or not?
The little guy observed his words and looks, knowing that Zeus had already moved, and hurriedly led in front and said: "Uncle, you come slowly with us, now that Datang has newly cultivated the law, it has already broken the law to do our business......"
"Damn!"
Zeus was also angry when he heard it, this business can be illegal? Sure enough, the society is developing too fast! He's got to slow down this fast train!
"Uncle, you are also a rich person, and our consumption here is very high."
Approaching the door, the little guy gave Zeus a preventive shot in advance.
"Money is not an issue at all!"
Zeus waved his hand, he is the king of the gods, he will be short of money? Joke!
Pushing open the door, Rao is Zeus was like lightning, and he couldn't help but be stunned at this time.
The bright, golden hall hangs on the roof, the crystal lamps are smooth and translucent, and the sitting opposite, or holy and dignified, or ghostly and charming, or dressed in fancy clothes...... All of them have outstanding appearances, and under this lamp, in the room, even if Zeus has seen too many beauties, he is also amazed at this time.
These women were very different from what he had experienced before!
From this first glance, Zeus already knew that in the past, he liked to pursue women, or good at calligraphy and painting, good at music, good at dancing...... And these people in front of them, they are proficient in everything, and at first glance they are people who have been trained in that area.
"Uncle, which one do you like?"
The little guy asked.
"Truly...... Lao Tzu wants to pack ten beauties first! ”
Zeus clapped his palms and said excitedly.
Wang Ji opened his eyes in the palace, everything in Chang'an City, Wang Ji's spiritual sense was completely able to capture, and after Zeus came to Chang'an City, he blocked Wang Ji's exploration of him, causing Wang Ji's spiritual sense to be empty in the sea, and after he couldn't use his spiritual sense, Wang Ji used his hearing to consider every sound in this Chang'an City, and finally found the conversation between Zeus and Xiaowu, and then after Zeus walked by, together with the memories of others, Zeus's face was extracted in it.
These are all skills in the Nine Yin True Scripture.
Listening to the sound is that after opening the Zushao Yin Kidney Sutra in the Nine Yin True Sutra, you can hear the sound of every drop of raindrop in the rainstorm, and it is easy to find the sound of Zeus in this vast sea of people.
And the ingestion of memories is the Nine Yin True Sutra Soul Technique.
Wang Ji never thought that he was not ready to send Yang Wanchun to Zeus, Zeus actually came to Chang'an City.
This group of Goryeo beauties came here, with the shadow of the Goryeo candidate behind them, and came to Chang'an City to save Yang Wanchun, and this group of women who were trained had the appearance of the Goryeo training women's group in later generations, and originally came to the Tang Dynasty, intending to send these women to the powerful people in the court, let them intercede on their behalf, and release Yang Wanchun, but after Li Shimin, the emperor, chose monogamy, they did not dare to take concubines, and after the trial, they knew that Yang Wanchun's affairs were quite complicated, so they did not interfere, and they lived here for a while, the coil ran out, and as a last resort, he let these girl group members go into the water.
"It's just that I came a little too early, and it's too coincidental to catch up......
Wang Ji felt that time was pressing, Yang Wanchun's body was still a man, during this time, Yang Wanchun had been practicing the Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Skill, cultivating love Gu, and his body had a female appearance in these days, but Wang Ji hadn't pretended to force him yet!
This assembled body is to be handed over to Zeus to play with, no more than mortals, the workmanship must be fine, and it must be ingenious, so that Zeus can not see the truth or falsehood, but Zeus's sudden arrival makes Wang Ji have to hurry up and pretend.
Before that, Wang Ji also had to tease Zeus and let him know that there was such a person as Yang Wanchun!
Walking to the secret room in the palace, Wang Ji came along the road, turned the corner, and soon saw Yang Wanchun.
His hair is scattered, his skin is as white as jade, and the black moles on his face have naturally fallen off.
The poison of the five poisons was absorbed by Yang Wanchun, and the love Gu and other Gu poisons in her body had grown under such a violent poisonous urge.
Daji's soul floated beside Yang Wanchun, and when he saw Wang Ji, he covered his mouth and smiled.
For Yang Wanchun's finished product, Daji also likes it quite a lot.
"Come over first."
Wang Ji raised his hand with a jade talisman, sucked Daji inside, and said, "I will reunite you with the soul of the King of Xuan and fulfill the promise I made to you." ”
Daji's soul heard this in the jade talisman and stayed in the jade talisman honestly.
The soul is reborn and reunited with the King of Zhou, as long as Wang Ji wins Valhalla, although Daji likes trouble, he is still quite well-behaved by the side of the King of Zhou.
Yang Wanchun looked at Wang Ji, in this uninterrupted torture, he did not hone Yang Wanchun's ambition and will for revenge, but instead gave birth to his servility more and more, and did not think about how he could get out of Wang Ji's control.
"Yang Wanchun!"
Wang Ji looked at Yang Wanchun, smiled and said: "Gaoli also took great pains to save you, came from Goryeo, brought your Goryeo beauties, and intended to corrupt my Tang Dynasty, and now he is even more willing to degenerate and do some hook business...... Yang Wanchun, it is easy for me to destroy them, but these people have not made a big mistake when they come to our Tang, and the facts of the crime have not yet been constituted, and I will not have the same knowledge as them, so now I want you to meet these people in Goryeo, warn them, let them not make trouble, and go back honestly if they are enough, that is. ”
There was a hint of brightness in Yang Wanchun's eyes, and then he heard that Wang Ji had thoroughly known the details of these people, and he knew that there was no hope, and when he heard the last, Yang Wanchun's eyes were slightly tearful, and he saluted Wang Ji, and said in a delicate female voice: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness......"
"I'll let the chamberlain carry you over, you freshen up, change into women's clothes, and go meet them."
Wang Ji said with a smile.
Change into women's clothes!
Yang Wanchun's face turned pale, and he immediately knew what the Tang Emperor wanted to do...... is to humiliate him in front of the Koreans, and now he has been brainwashed by Daji several rounds, and he is already a little girly, but if he is asked to change into women's clothes and appear in front of the Koreans, Yang Wanchun still can't do it.
He is not a big man in women's clothing like Sima Yi, wearing women's clothes can also recite the division watch in front of the two armies, and let him wear women's clothes, which is to make him give up the last bit of dignity of the lord of Goryeo.
From a small city to the lord of Goryeo, Yang Wanchun and his men have paid a lot of hardships......
"Why, you don't want to?"
Wang Ji's language is threatening.
"Yes, of course I do!"
Sensing Wang Ji's displeased, Yang Wanchun had a servile attack and immediately said.
"Then go ahead."
Wang Ji clapped his hands and ordered his eunuchs to take Yang Wanchun away and dress up, while Wang Ji began to work quickly, making sure that Yang Wanchun was truly and completely a woman in a short period of time, so that he could plant a love Gu for Zeus.
In the original Tang Dynasty, cosmetics were extremely simple, but in this Tang Dynasty, where there were many candidates, cosmetics were a set, eyebrows were built, hair was straightened, face concealed and powdered, and then earrings were worn, and palace clothes were put on, turning Yang Wanchun, an originally rough man, into a palace beauty.
At that moment, a sedan chair was raised, carried by the Ouchi people, and sent to the place where the Goryeo people were.
But said that at this time, Zeus had spent a happy time, lying on the bed and unable to fight again, even if he was the king of the gods, the current Zeus had to obey the old age, lying happily on the side, watching these Goryeo women show eighteen martial arts in front of him.
The happiness experienced in Chang'an City today is something Zeus has never experienced, in the past he found many women, including princesses, and his relatives, but among these women Zeus found, he never said that he had practiced kung fu in bed, and this Korean-style service was novel and chic, although Zeus lived for a long time, he had an eye-opening feeling at this time.
"You most beautiful women in Goryeo should be here, and there will be no more pearls."
Zeus was greedy for sex, and at this time he was thinking about the idea of another woman in Goryeo.
"We have an assembly line of Smecta in Goryeo!"
The girl who had just served Zeus said, "There will be many, many Smecta women of our appearance. ”
The assembly line produces high-quality girls.
Zeus was lying on the bed, feeling that this was good, but there were also shortcomings, a real natural beauty is a real beauty.
Just as Zeus was letting his thoughts fly in bed, he heard a sound coming from the front yard, and then heard a group of Goryeo voices coming from Wang Wang Smecta, Zeus listened attentively, this Goryeo language was not a restriction for him at all, only heard the people outside shouting and crying, in a mess, as if their master had returned.
"Alas...... You don't have to be like this, everything here can't be hidden from the Tang Dynasty, you stay here for the time being, and when you have enough of it, go back to Goryeo...... Woowoo woo ......"
Yang Wanchun's voice is soft and weak, which naturally arouses pity, and at this time, wearing women's clothes, speaking and doing things inevitably has the charm of the Nine Heavens Holy Maiden, so this voice is also a little dignified, like a stream flowing in everyone's hearts.
How can there be such a beautiful sound in the world?
Zeus's eyes flashed, and he saw a palace beauty standing outside, when he pursed his lips, a line of red lips, the opening, two pieces of broken jade, outstanding temperament, appearance than these women who served him, it was more natural, it was this talk and deed, all with Chu Chu pitiful, naturally let Zeus feel pity.
What is there about her sadness, which is unspeakably hidden, to be like this?
Zeus is already an expert in the love field, and after seeing Yang Wanchun, he felt that behind Yang Wanchun's gorgeous woman, there must be a very heavy package......
Rest assured, beauty, God will save you!
Zeus's eyes flashed.
This is exactly the pig and sheep walking into the butcher's door, step by step to find a dead end.
Doraemon said
The state is not very good, the Ragnarok volume has long been scored, but today I wrote a lot and didn't come to life, and I changed it many times before it was considered alive, and as soon as this Ragnarok passed, I wrote the Grim Reaper.