Bright red jersey, striking number 10, clenched fists......

Although only one outline was drawn on the face, the other party's superb painting skills still made Lu Zhuhu see on his face-

This is not Lao Tzu, who else!

hurriedly stepped forward to ask, and the painter, who was sweating profusely, confirmed his conjecture:

In order to highlight the outstanding achievements of the Chinese team and the captain of the army during their time in Kazan and their friendship with the people of Kazan, the city council unanimously approved to make the Chinese team's No. 10 next to Messi Ronaldo. **Fast Update**

To say that the wall portraits of Kazan already have Messi, Ronaldo, Modric, Messi, Salah's mosaic portraits - all of them are popular stars, and now it is an honor to add Lu Zhuhu, but the problem is that all of them painted on the wall are unlucky!

Whoever gets on is out of here!

Messi and Modric have been out of the game, even if Salah is "coded", he is also out, although Ronaldo is still there, but if it were not for the courage of Captain Gao in the last game, Portugal would have returned to the Iberian Peninsula.

Now you are painting someone Lu on the wall, obviously cursing the Chinese team to go home in the next game!

If I hadn't just bumped into it, the team would have been out of the tournament in a daze, and I don't know what was going on!

Lu Zhuhu saw others painting portraits of him, as if he was so angry after being poisoned by Huang Xudong, but the other party's affairs are indeed not very easy to handle:

Lu Zhuhu's Asian face, facial features are not as three-dimensional as those of white people, outstanding features, plus no tattoos, no beard, no wrinkles on his young face, it is really difficult to be as vivid as those paintings, which is why the painters feel at a loss.

Lu Zhuhu was thinking about how to mix the "good deeds" done by the other party, and one of them pointed at him and said, "Hey, you look like Lu, otherwise you can be a model for us!" "They knew that the Chinese team had already left in the morning, and they didn't expect this guy to be hanging out on the streets now.

"Damn, you can still recognize me like this?" Lu Zhuhu, who was wearing sunglasses and a peaked cap, complained in his heart, then this shows that you still know my facial features very well!

I don't want you to draw the photo, you still want to paint it according to yourself, it's really the heart of my Chinese team that doesn't die! The other party is very determined to complete the task in the city, Lu Zhuhu can only blow up his identity, causing this group of painters to be surprised and happy, followed by a wave of signatures and group photos, and they gossip about whether Lu Zhuhu has the possibility of switching from Arsenal to Liverpool: Recently, it was said that Liverpool coach "Uncle Scum" has increased his recruitment funds, recruitment is inevitable, Arsenal is about to sink, and Uncle Slag has always admired China's land ......

I didn't expect this group of painters to understand the ball quite well, the theoretical analysis is reasonable and well-founded, and even Lu Zhuhu was about to be told by the other party that he wanted to go to Anfield, and finally settled down and stopped talking - if he continues, the information about the president's transfer to Juventus will be taken out by them......

Tell them directly about the "portrait curse", maybe they will laugh at their superstition, but Lu Zhuhu is not very stupid, he knows to start at the joint.

To deal with painters, the best place to start is to get them to change their attention, and naturally their paintings.

Lu Zhuhu carefully looked at his unfinished painting, shook his head again and again, and finally said:

This painting doesn't look like it at all! (Then you'll be instantly recognizable as you!) ）

The painters hurriedly asked for advice.

"It's pretty good, yes, I think so. But...... I celebrate, it's not like this at all! Lu Zhuhu gestured, pointing to his back with both hands: "The time I killed the French team, it was like this, there is a reflection - and if I swing my fist, I will definitely jump up, you draw this, the muscle lines are not right, and the ratio of the size of the fist to the head is not right...... "Anyway, if you catch something, you will talk nonsense, and the other party will be confused by him in the end, the more you listen to him, the more you look at his own "demonstration", the more you feel that the hard work of a group of people for two days is all in vain, and the painting is not like it at all, what can I do?

Just like the ugly bust of Ronaldo in Madeira's "Ronaldo Airport", smiling extremely magically, Ronaldo was full of face when he went to unveil it, and it is estimated that every time he passes by this airport, he wants to use an ax to destroy the broken statue himself...... After the sculptor was angry with fans around the world, he also became suspicious of his creation, and later re-carved a new one.

But...... That ugly one is actually really charming and demonic......

Lu Zhuhu made them believe that their creations had gone astray, but they had painted all the paintings, and they couldn't do it again, let alone push the wall down.

How to remedy?

In the end, it was Lu Zhuhu who gave the painters a trick and won the unanimous praise of the painters.

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Brother Da Long gave Lu Zhuhu a holiday to rest, and if he had been shopping in peace, he would not have been recognized, but he stayed here for too long, and finally attracted the attention of Chinese tourists, and even more unfortunately, tourists were still his opponents - Lu Feng's "Bee Club". Lu Zhuhu did not prepare well for the quarter-knockout round, but stayed in Kazan to supervise the progress of the completion of his portrait, and personally guided and participated in the process of beautifying himself, which shows that this person's vanity and exaggeration are definitely not worthy of such love from Chinese fans! Thinking about it this way, I recorded a relevant short video and sent it to Douyin, Weishi, and Meipai, Captain Lu can't be defeated now, but he has no problem with diaphragm. After the bees did this, they didn't forget to come forward and ask for a photo with Captain Lu - they could post it to Moments to show off when they turned around.

Lu Zhuhu's stay in Kazan did cause some controversy, and under the rhythm of Lu Feng's fans, there were also some criticisms of "leaving the team and not being disciplined", but there was no storm. On the contrary, many fans are concerned about what the "standard image" personally guided by Lu Zhuhu is, and whether it will interfere with the fate of the Chinese team......

After several painters worked overtime to complete the portrait, everyone found that next to Mero, there was a very artistic portrait of a superstar-

Well, Harry Kane!

Yes, that's right, everyone was waiting to see the statue of Lu Zhuhu, and the painters painted a Harry Kane out!

FeelingsAre you giving them instructions on how to draw Kane......

That's right, this is indeed Lu Zhuhu's bad idea.

It's not easy to change the jersey, but you can find something similar!

The last session most resembled the Chinese team's jersey was Spain, and this time I am afraid that the "European Chinese team" England will be added. The England away jersey is bright red as the main color, red shirt, white pants and red socks, all parts of the clothes have sparse or dense horizontal lines, the lines form a crimson cross in the center of the clothes, which also represents England's St. George Cross, and the red of the sleeves is darker. Painters only need to draw a few stripes, paint out 10, change it to 9, and you're done. (Is this saying that Nike's jerseys are all public versions?) ）

If you look at this celebration again, isn't it Kane's "yo-" shout every time he scores a penalty?

Lu Zhuhu changed Kane, and he only needed to draw a few more hairs on his arm......

The only bad thing is that Kane's face is so long that he almost didn't paint it on the roof...... Sweat......

Not only the painters were very satisfied with this work, but also Lu Zhuhu, who provided advice, was also satisfied: it succeeded in causing trouble to the east......