Chapter 340: Get out of bed

Dr. Kang heard Dr. Guan say that 'all body nutrition needs the stomach to digest and absorb', and said: "Dr. Guan is wrong, the whole body nutrition is not all digested and absorbed by the stomach. The first one is www.biquge.info the mouth, the second is the rice bag, and the third is the intestines, which are roughly these three. Most of the nutrients are absorbed by the intestines. ”

When Dr. Guan heard this, he also knew this, but he just wanted to take the patient for a while and let the patient find himself to see a doctor.

Comte said, "Doctor, my stomach is fine, but I'm hungry." ”

Doctor Guan looked at Conte with a smile and said, "Why don't you eat?" ”

Comte was embarrassed to express his predicament in front of so many people, and replied: "I want to try, I can go without meals for a few days at the maximum." ”

Doctor Guan said: "People are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic." You can't go without a meal, so how can you go a few days without eating? Why are you doing that? ”

Lao De lay on the bed and replied: "He has no money to eat, why try not to eat for the longest time?" ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law doesn't like to listen to other words, she just wants the doctor to treat Lao De's injuries quickly, and says: "Quickly treat my father's injuries, and if you don't see it again, I will change my doctor's house!" ”

Doctor Guan listened and hurriedly said, "Slow, it's a matter of injury." ”

When Kong De heard this, he felt that it was going to be worse, but don't change the medical center, change the medical hall again, I will be tired to death, and I can't pull Lao De and the village owner. He said, "Sister-in-law, let's watch it in this medical hall." ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law ignored Conde, looked back at the doctor and said, "Quick." ”

Dr. Guan is not worried about anything else, but is worried that the patient in his hands will become someone else's. If the shopkeeper knows about this, and knows that the patient who has arrived has gone to someone else's house, he doesn't know what to think of himself?

Dr. Guan was soaking wet, hugged his arms and shrunk his body tremblingly to Lao De's bed, and said with his fingers: "Take off your pants." ”

The old daughter-in-law walked over and said, "Isn't there a ward in your hospital, so many people here can't take it off." ”

Doctor Guan pointed out, "The ward is there." ”

The old daughter-in-law glanced at the ward, and saw that there were two doors on the south side, a female character was written on the right door wall, and a male character was written on the left door wall, and the south room was against the street. Lao De glanced at the ward and said, "Isn't this a toilet?" ”

Doctor Guan glanced at Lao De on the hospital bed and said, "This is the toilet in your house?" Is this a ward? ”

Lao De looked at the two doors and said, "Can't you write two more words in the ward?" ”

Doctor Guan asked, "What are the two more words to write?" ”

When Lao De heard this, he looked at Doctor Guan and felt that Doctor Guan was a little stupid, and said, "You don't know what two more words to write?" ”

Doctor Guan looked at the words of the man and woman on the wall of the two doors, and said in his heart: "Don't you need to write anything anymore?" He opened his eyes and pondered, and said, "I don't need to write anything?" ”

Lao De lay on the bed and pointed: "If you don't write anything, that's the toilet." ”

The other patients in the hospital began to see the doctor, and the patient who was gritting his teeth and covering his stomach was a patient of Dr. Kang, and he took two steps towards Dr. Kang, and with a whoop, spit out a large mouthful of food.

Dr. Kang walked over, squatted on the ground and looked at the food he vomited, and after reading it, he stood up and said, "Your stomach problem is not very serious, and you have not vomited blood." ”

The patient, holding his stomach, spat a few mouthfuls on the ground and said, "Doctor, my stomach hurts." ”

Dr. Kang knew that this patient was not a serious one, and it would not be serious if he was delayed, unless he left the hospital and died, he could not delay it until the evening, and even if it was delayed until the evening, the patient would not be serious.

Thinking of this, Dr. Kang would be a waste of time to delay any longer, so he walked to the counter and said, "Come to the counter and prescribe some medicine for you." ”

The patient, holding his stomach, was helped by his family members and walked towards the counter.

Seeing that the patient holding his stomach went to the counter, Dr. Guan said to Lao De: "If you write the words men and women, it has to be a toilet?" ”

Lao De said: "Two doors and two rooms, and the words men and women are also written, what else can it be if it is not a toilet?" ”

Doctor Guan said: "Then tell me, what is it to write those two words?" ”

Lao De said: "You are really stupid, those two words should be the word 'toilet', men's toilet, women's toilet." ”

Doctor Guan listened: "What! That's the ward, if you add these two words, isn't that really a toilet? ”

Lao De opened his mouth and smiled, and said, "Slip of the tongue, the word 'ward' should be added." You see, with the addition of the word ward, people will know at first sight that it is a male ward and a female ward. If you don't add it, it's the toilet. ”

Doctor Guan took a look, the words men and women on the walls of the two doors, he really didn't pay attention to the other meanings of these words in the medical hall, because this is the medical hall, and the words men and women should refer to the ward. Listening to Lao Deyi, it really looks like a toilet at a glance.

Doctor Guan looked at Lao De, trembled all over, and said: "Lao De really deserves to teach a private school, obviously it is a ward, let you say it, it has become a toilet." ”

Lao De said: "It's not me who said, you look like a toilet." ”

The old German daughter-in-law said: "Do you still see the injury?" ”

Lao De replied: "Look." After speaking, he stood up from the hospital bed, stretched out a hand and said, "Come to Kongde." ”

Seeing this, Kong De walked over slowly and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Lao De shook his outstretched hand and said, "You and my daughter-in-law can't see me when you put me in the ward." ”

Comte was so hungry that he fainted, and his IQ became low, and Lao De didn't say it, he really didn't see it. He replied, "Oh yes, I'll take my sister-in-law into the ward." ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law was beside Lao De, holding Lao De's other arm, and Lao De said, "Slow down first." ”

Lao De was slowly helped out of bed. Doctor Guan trembled, and suddenly wanted to relieve himself, he pointed to the male ward and said, "Let's put him in the ward first, I'll go to the thatched room, and I'll cool out of the small relief." ”

Lao De hugged his daughter-in-law and Kong De, looked at the shrunken doctor Guan Da, and said, "Go and come back quickly." ”

Doctor Guan just turned around to leave, when he heard the words, he stopped and looked at Lao De, and said, "I am a doctor, and you are a patient." After finishing speaking, he shrank and quickly ran towards the back door of the medical hall.

Lao De shouted: "Doctor, hurry up! ”

Doctor Guan ignored Lao De, kicked open the back door and went out.

Seeing the doctor go out, Lao De moved his two arms: "Daughter-in-law Kong De, put me in." ”

Kong De had no strength, Lao De's daughter-in-law had strength, and the two of them, one high and one low, took Lao De to the south of the ward. Lao De said: "Kong De insisted on it and put me on the bed in one go." ”

Lao De was put up one high and one low in front of the men's ward, the door of the men's ward was closed, and Lao De said above the two: "Kong De, open the door." ”

Kong De erected Lao De to exert all his strength, he grabbed Lao De's arm with both hands, if he stretched out a hand, he would definitely not be able to hold Lao De. Kong De squeezed out his strength and said, "Old De, I can't open it." ”

Lao De said: "Kick it away with your foot." ”

Comte didn't have the strength to kick it open with his foot, so he squeezed out his strength and said, "Village master, do me a favor and kick the door open." ”

The village owner, who had been holding his back all the time, looked at Kong De when he heard the words and said, "Lao De's family, you kick the door open, or Lao De, you kick the door open with your feet." Do you still need me to kick this little thing? ”