"Poof...... Brother, this car is really stable! Yang Yuchan's smile was almost overflowing.

"Hee-hee, what's the matter, shouldn't you take off a piece of clothing?" Chen Mo smiled lightly.

"But in society, my brother Mo, don't you think that your joke seems to have been told in the live broadcast room?" Yang Yuchan looked at Chen Mo and smiled lightly.

"Huh? Have you ever spoken? ”

Chen Mo touched his head embarrassedly and said embarrassedly: "There are too many paragraphs, I have forgotten which ones have been talked about, and which ones have not been said."

Wait for me to do it all over again, this time I have to let you take off a piece of clothing! ”

After sorting out his thoughts a little, Chen Mo said: "One day my son asked his mother: 'Mom, Mom, why does my sister call Zhang Ping?' ’

Mom: 'Because I was eating apples at the time, and it occurred to me. ’

Son: 'Then why is my brother called Zhang De?' ’

Mom: 'I happened to be eating KFC the day I thought about the name, so I decided. ’

Son: 'Mom, why is my name Zhang Kun?' ’

When my mother heard this, her face turned red all of a sudden. ”

"Poof~~~~ It's silent, the thief is dirty! Do you boys like to read the word 'kun' separately and read the word 'bite' separately? Yang Yuchan asked with a smile on her face.

"What are you shrinking into?

What is the word 'Kun' read separately?

The reason why my son was named Kun was because he was in Kunlun Mountain that day! Chen Mo was serious.

"Your uncle! Are you a liar? Yang Yuchan was amused by Chen Mo's serious words, giggling and laughing, and the pair of white rabbits laughed non-stop.

Chen Mo's eyes were straight.

"I didn't lie to you!

His parents were besieged by the Six Great Sects in Kunlun that day.

After struggling to defeat more than a dozen masters, Dad was finally plotted by the villain and fell for Yin Yang and Hesan.

Dad was deeply poisoned, and Mom fled to the foot of Kunlun Mountain with Dad and had to find a secluded place to help Dad detoxify.

Of course, the father is high-spirited, the mother is peach-colored, shy and charming, and the indescribable plot of 30,000 words is omitted here, and then there is Zhang Kun, the son. ”

"Hahaha...... Ouch, I can't do it anymore, my mimi hurts when I laugh...... You're amusing me!! ”

Yang Yuchan rolled on the bed with a smile, and her hand kept patting Chen Mo, and tears came out of her eyes.

After laughing for three minutes, Yang Yuchan's beautiful eyes widened, smiled lightly and gently faded the pajamas to the fragrant shoulders, and said to Chen Mo: "According to the agreement, people have to take it off!" ”

"Okay, I'll strip naked, you feel free!" Chen Mo nodded, with a bold look, three times five divided by two, and only one pants was left when he took it off.

Yang Yuchan was teased again.

When a pajama was taken off, Chen Mo's eyes were straight!

Nima!

It's actually a vacuum!

Who can bear this?

"Mrs., I'm !! here"

Chen Mo pounced on a hungry tiger and jumped up.

"Ahhhh You tap and scratch, there's the mammary glands! ”

"Hmm~~~~ I hate it, don't suck it so much, it's very itchy!"

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

Thundered!

The two were in deep love, and when the firewood was dry, their appearance suddenly thundered.

Suddenly, lightning flashed, thunder and lightning roared, and wind and rain raged.

But Chen Mo can't care about this.

The beauty is in her arms, Lao Tzu doesn't care if it's windy or rainy outside, even if it's a knife, I don't care about it today!

However, at the critical moment when Chen Mo was about to take off his pants.

Knock knock knock......

The room door rang.

Chen Mo frowned helplessly, walked over and opened the door to take a look.

saw Ou Xiaoye's face full of tears, looking at himself in shock.

I feel sorry for me like that, and Chen Mo murdered Ou Xiaoye today, which made his heart soften all of a sudden.

"Brother...... I'm afraid ......"

Ou Xiaoye shed tears and looked at Chen Mo aggrievedly, wanting to hug him, but he didn't dare to hug him.

Chen Mo hurriedly hugged Ou Xiaoye, touched her hair and said softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my brother is here!" ”

"Brother, every time there is thunder, you will sleep with me, you know that I am afraid of thunder.

Can you sleep with me today?

Please! ”

Ou Xiaoye had tears in his eyes and said pitifully.

"This ......"

Chen Mo turned his head in embarrassment and glanced at Yang Yuchan, who was covering a pair of explosive (harmonious) breasts with a quilt.

Yang Yuchan sighed, pointed at Ou Xiaoye and said, "I can see it, with you, don't think about taking away the silent blood with the old lady."

Let's sleep together today.

In the middle of sleeping silently, the two of us are on one side.

If you agree, come up, and if you don't, go back to sleep. ”

"Great!!"

After speaking, Ou Xiaoye slammed into the bed like a little wild cat.

But as soon as he entered the bed, Ou Xiaoye was directly shocked and stupid.

Your sister!

How can it be so big!!

It's several cups bigger than mine!!

It's like a football spicy !!

No wonder my brother is fascinated like this......

Yang Yuchan also seemed to have noticed that Ou Xiaoye was inferior, straightened her chest, and said proudly: "Sister, you, let's eat more papaya in the future, what can I do if the child can't even squeeze out milk in the future?"

Hey, I don't have to worry about that.

After all, well, yes, look at our body! ”

"Humph! If you don't look at it, you don't look at it, the turtle lays eggs!! ”

Ou Xiaoye snorted coldly and blindfolded his eyes with the quilt.

This night, Chen Mo lay between Yang Yuchan and Ou Xiaoye, suffering from insomnia.

He didn't dare to move on his left and right.

I was afraid that I would wake up the two of them as soon as I moved, and then they quarreled again.

As a result, Chen Mo stiffened, his eyes widened and he stayed up until the middle of the night, his eyes were bloodshot.

Finally I fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, I saw Yang Yuchan's entire upper body pressed against her face, and gave Chen Mo a facial cleanser.

And Ou Ono also hung his legs on himself in disheveled clothes and fell asleep.

Chen Mo felt pain and was happy.

Looking at Yang Yuchan's pair of huge objects that were almost overflowing T-shirts, Chen Mo looked around.

Well......

No one!

Or......

Sneak two handfuls!

No one should see this, right?

Chen Mo thought so, and the deer fluttered.

It's closer......

It's closer......

If you want to see it, you have to catch it.

"Oh no! Silently! Hurry up and run!!! ”

At this time, the voice of the village head selling old plums for breakfast came from the courtyard.

Hearing his voice, Chen Mo's trembling hand retracted suddenly.

After getting dressed and going to the courtyard, Chen Mo asked, "Uncle Li, what's wrong?" ”

Lao Li said breathlessly: "Town...... Zhang Yaoyang from the town is here!

Be...... It was Zheng Daqian's grandson who brought him here.

It looks like I'm looking for you to pay for it!

There are a lot of people here, and they all bring guys.

Hurry up and take your object and your sister to avoid appearance! ”

However, as soon as Lao Li's words fell, Chen Mo heard a loud noise.

The door of his own house was kicked and smashed!