Chapter 227: Finding the Dinner Table
The housekeeper spat on the table, and then spit on the table a few more times, and then he didn't vomit as much as the first time, but he didn't spit out anywhere else, and they all sprayed on the table. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info shop Xiao Er came over and asked, "How do you prepare the land?" ”
The housekeeper spit out a few mouthfuls, only to feel chest pain, but he was a lot more sober, and when he saw the shopkeeper asking, he replied, "I drank too much." ”
A fat old lady sitting next to them replied, "He didn't drink much, he couldn't drink." ”
One said: "Don't drink, don't drink." ”
Someone else said, "Hurry up and clean up, a smell." ”
The housekeeper listened to everyone, and he didn't know what he should say, so he sobered up a lot after vomiting, and asked, "Can you still eat this table?" ”
The one who accompanied the money and lost his daughter-in-law said in the distance: "Then what are you eating?" ”
Xiao Ma said next to his daughter-in-law who had lost the money: "Butler, don't eat that meal." ”
The housekeeper hadn't eaten enough, but he vomited out the food again, his stomach was empty, and he felt tired. He said, "Haven't I eaten yet?" ”
The housekeeper monkey listened and said, "Butler, you haven't eaten enough, why don't you want two more meat pies?" ”
The family Ding Xiaoma listened and said, "Let's have three, let's have one for three people?" ”
Somehow, the housekeeper still wants to vomit a little, and I wonder if he will vomit if he eats again. Standing there slowly, feeling a lot more stable, said, "Bring me three cakes." ”
The shopkeeper said: "Guest officer, what kind of cake do you want?" ”
The housekeeper thought for a moment and said, "Let's have three meat fillings." ”
The shopkeeper said, "Okay, you wait." With that, he turned and left.
Some of the guests thought it smelled bad, and said, "Who will clean up the table, so how can we eat?" ”
The monkey stood and said to the butler, "Butler, do you have anything else to do now?" Pony also said, "Butler, are you alright?" ”
The shopkeeper asked the chef to cook the cakes, and came back and said, "Whoever spits on the floor at that table will clean it up." ”
The housekeeper stood there, wanting to ask how the cake was, but he heard the shopkeeper ask him to clean up the mess. He's a customer, he thought, how can he get the customer to clean up? Said: "This should be cleaned up in your tavern?" ”
The shopkeeper said: "Then how do you clean it up, a table of thin soup?" ”
The housekeeper looked at the tabletop, there was everything, and he didn't even want to clean it up. said: "Your hotel should clean up, I don't have time, I have to leave in a while." ”
The shopkeeper took a look, and had to clean up by himself, and said, "Okay, I'll go get the bucket." With that, he turned and left. The shopkeeper walked out of the house, and the housekeeper remembered to ask about the cake. I don't know if the shopkeeper can hear it, so he shouted loudly: "Hey! When is the cake good? I don't know if the shopkeeper heard it, and he didn't reply to him anyway.
The housekeeper saw that the two family members were far away from the one who lost the daughter-in-law and accompanied the money, and said "grass!" in his heart. With that, he also got out of the stool and left the wine table. Walking towards the three of them, he asked, "What are you doing away from here?" ”
Jia Ding Xiaoma said: "There is no housekeeper, I am just afraid that you will drink too much and beat people." ”
The family monkey listened and said, "I'm not a housekeeper, I'm afraid that you will drink too much and beat people and break my blood." ”
When the housekeeper saw that they had something to say, he looked at the land where the daughter-in-law had lost the money. Asked, "What about you?" ”
This accompanied the money and lost his daughter-in-law, and when he saw that they had said everything, he thought for a while and said: "I'm afraid that the place is small and not enough for you to vomit, so I stay away." ”
Seeing that the three of them had something to say, the housekeeper thought about it, looked at the guests around him, and said, "Everyone should eat and drink, it's okay, I won't hit anyone." He was sober at this time, and after two glasses of wine, he vomited, and he thought, "I have to get this face back." After thinking for a while, he said, "I, I drank wine this morning, otherwise I wouldn't have vomited at noon." ”
The housekeeper didn't know that the housekeeper was looking back to save face, he and the housekeeper walked from morning to noon, and he didn't smell him drinking, so he was puzzled and asked, "Butler, I've been walking with you for a long time, and I haven't found out that you are drinking?" ”
The family monkey was also puzzled, and said, "Butler, you remember wrong, you drank the ground yesterday morning, right?" ”
The housekeeper said, "That's right, I'm drinking the ground this morning." ”
"Did you really drink this morning?" The pony monkeys asked.
"Drink, can I lie to you both about this?" The butler said.
One of the guests listened and asked, "Did you drink more this morning?" ”
When the housekeeper heard the sound, he saw that it was a thin man. The thin man was drinking and eating with two other women and a man, and the butler thought for a moment and replied, "I drink a lot in the morning." ”
The thin man listened and said, "You drink a lot, how much?" ”
The butler replied, "You don't know how much?" ”
The thin man sat there and thought for a moment, then replied, "I asked you how many glasses of wine you drank this morning?" ”
Hearing this, the butler thought for a while and said, "Eleven or two cups." ”
"Eleven or two cups?" Many people in the tavern listened and looked at the butler. When the thin man heard the eleven or twelve cups, he really believed it, turned his head and stopped talking, and said in his heart: "This person can drink so much?" ”
If the housekeeper wants to drink one or two cups, the monkey and the pony can believe it, but you say eleven or two cups, how can you look like a lie. Pony asked, "Butler, what did you really drink in the morning?" Why didn't I smell any wine, and walked with you from morning to noon? ”
The house monkey also wondered, when can this housekeeper drink this? He asked, "Butler, you didn't fool us, did you?" ”
The housekeeper said, "What am I fooling you for?" After the butler finished speaking, he thought, "I'm not going to drink these two glasses of wine." ”
"You're not fooling?" The monkey asked.
The housekeeper said: "Can this fool you, what do you keep asking?" ”
The fat old lady sitting next to them said, "That person can't drink at a glance, can't you see it?" ”
The housekeeper looked at the fat old lady and said in his heart, "How can this person see the ground?" After thinking about it, he said, "It's okay, she can see it alone." I continued to flicker. ”
At this time, the shopkeeper found a buried bucket and took another rag, and said, "Let me, let me." "The one who accompanied the money and lost his daughter-in-law, the monkey, the pony, and the housekeeper all gave way, so that the shopkeeper could go over and find the dinner table.
At this time, the butler remembered the three cakes and asked, "When are those three cakes?" ”
The shopkeeper put the rag on the dining table, and replied, "It's estimated, I'll bring it to you when it's finished." After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he poured the vegetables into the bucket, poured them all out, and finally picked up the pot of meat pot soup and poured it into the bucket. The shopkeeper wiped the wine jug again and said, "This wine can still be drunk, do you want me?" ”
When the butler hears this, pull it down. He pulled down and didn't pull down other places, because he was worried that he would vomit after drinking some more wine, and now his stomach was still a little reversed. said: "Then don't want it, it's not bad for those two pots of wine." Pour it out. ”
The shopkeeper didn't leave the wine to sell it again, opened the lid of the pot, and really poured it one by one. The shopkeeper put the barrel aside first, took the plates, bowls, chopsticks, wine jugs, and left, leaving the rags on the table.
Soon the shopkeeper came back, carried a bucket, and wiped the dirt down with rags. After wiping, I took the bucket and left. When he passed by the housekeeper and the monkey, he said directly, "Wipe it clean and go and sit." ”
The housekeeper didn't have anything, the house monkey, the pony and the daughter-in-law who accompanied the money ran to the ground and said, "Can you clean it after wiping it?" ”