Chapter 44: A Bunch of Hentai
Originally, I thought that Firefly's clothes should be simpler than Rem's, but when I actually took them out and prepared to wear them, I realized that reality is often so cruel.
There is no problem with wearing clothes, but the waist seal, the big bow on the back, especially the sock cover, the vine is really not a little troublesome, and the most difficult thing is the fake hair, combing for a long time, not to mention a hairstyle, but also hair accessories or something.
What's more, I still need matching contact lenses, and by the way, I have to make up or something, and Li Yuhe doesn't have any contact lenses and cosmetics, so how can I do this? Plus those miscellaneous things, folks, it's not that I don't want to give you a firefly that can be restored as much as possible, but Uncle Ben's skills in this area are really just an uncle.
Uncle, I'm powerless!
Before I knew it, it was almost eight o'clock, so I gave up the last bit of insistence, threw the fake hair directly on the big bed, tied myself in a similar single ponytail, put on a hair accessory, and sat down in front of the computer.
opened the live broadcast room, and sure enough, this group of boring people was chatting about various topics again, and I really convinced you!
I followed me and gave you a hint at the live broadcast, why are you in such a hurry?
The key is that there is still a group of people there who say "a certain anchor earns millions a month with a black screen in a live broadcast", so you give me a gift, how can I earn a million a month without a gift?
Cut!
After thinking about it, I changed the name of the live broadcast room to "Your anchor is a fake firefly tonight".
When they saw the name of the room change, this group of people naturally screamed again, and there were even people who were "lewd grass" and didn't know what the hell was!
Daddy Grass is just obsessed with output, where is the lewdness!
Turning on the camera, I was dressed up in fireflies and my hair, which was really a bit of a disobedience, but this group of people didn't mind, and sent "likes" and "666" one by one.
And then there were quite a few people who told me to pull my neckline down, and I had to give them a hygienic eye and let them take care of it themselves.
"It's too much! It's really excessive! As soon as I turned on the live broadcast, I called directly into the camera, "Muyu, you really went too far today!" My angry expression, coupled with the name of Muyu, naturally attracted a burst of associations.
"Damn, what did Muyu do to Her Royal Highness the Princess?"
"Last time, the boss of Muyu seemed to have dinner with Her Royal Highness the Princess, will it be ......?"
"Oh no! This is not true! ”
"Muyu come out for me, and apologize for my sins with death!"
……
In an instant, the screen was full of all kinds of barrages, and Muyu, who was the party concerned, was silent, and he didn't know if he hadn't come yet or didn't know how to quibble, after all, so many people were scolding.
"Do you know what Muyu did today? Yes! He sent a courier! I'll show you. ”
As I spoke, I got up and grabbed the big cardboard box on the side and dragged it over, and saw that my whole body was naturally screaming again, and I was used to it for a long time.
I squeaked and moved the large cardboard box over to let the camera capture the large box as much as possible.
"Do you know what this guy sent me today? You know! ”
"Beasts! Definitely sent something dirty! ”
"It's so big, it can't be an inflatable doll, right?"
"Upstairs the truth! Inflatable Doll +1"
“+10086”
……
Rolling your eyes, why do you think it's an inflatable doll? What inflatable doll do I want for a young beautiful girl? Oh no, I look like a big loli to them...... But it doesn't seem that the big hanging Lori doesn't need an inflatable doll!
Directly put his hand into the big cardboard box, and then casually took out a bag of stockings and shook it in front of their eyes, "See what's it?" Stockings! Then he took out another pack of garters and shook it, "Garters!" That's it.,No matter how you say it, it's a little bit related to cos.,But what the hell are you sending this! As he spoke, he grabbed the belly pocket and shook it in front of the camera, but why did he feel so ashamed in an instant? Hurriedly tossed it aside.
Seeing only "666" on the screen, and words like "screenshotted", made me really vomit blood.
It's just that when I took out the shameful dead reservoir water and wanted to denounce the wooden fish, the people in the live broadcast room were all brushing "The head of the wooden fish is high!" At this moment, I seemed to remember that the dead reservoir water seemed to be what they expected, and showing them was simply helping Muyu brush up its prestige!
"Yo! It seems that you and your regimental commander are quite the same enemy! Yes! The wings are stiff, aren't they? Do you want me to wear dead water to show you? Think beautifully! Saying that, I directly threw the dead reservoir water into the cardboard box with hatred, and sighed, "Forget it, in short, I lost my face today, and you can't understand everyone's eyes after I opened this express in front of everyone...... Muyu, listen, let me touch you next time and see if I bite you to death! ”
“6666”
"Why do I always have the feeling that the wooden fish may be sexually blessed?"
"If you want to be bitten, you can bite anywhere......"
"The wooden fish may be separated from the left and right, and the upstairs may be a bloody mouth."
……
"Okay, anyway, thank you Muyu for the clothes you sent, this firefly and the Rem on the bed are both. As you know, Rem's clothes have a low chest, and she needs big breasts to hold it up, so I can't handle it, after all, I'm a big hanging girl, right? I wanted to make a good firefly.,It's a pity that this handsome guy is not a girl after all.,I'm not very familiar with makeup, combing, etc.,And then I didn't buy contact lenses, cosmetics, or anything.,So that's it for today.,There's a chance to come out again in the future.。 Alright, let's start tonight's livestream. ”
threw those miscellaneous things aside, and then directly opened Weibo, and clicked on the Weibo that forwarded the lottery.
"Okay, I promised you yesterday, tonight's live lottery, now I'll start the lottery to ensure fairness and justice! And then...... The third prize is my photo, right? What do you think? I'm going to print some tomorrow, and then the second prize is my lip print, I still have a lipstick, but the person who receives it is not allowed to do strange things! In the end, the first prize...... I want to think about ......"
Then I saw that the screen was full of "original SI socks", "original fat ci" and the like, which made me speechless for a while.
You gentlemen don't want to be so hentai! Do you want to be pure?
"Stockings, don't you? Okay, meet you, the first prize is the time to pick a pair of stockings from the group of stockings sent by Muyu and send it to you, well, that's it. ”
Then I saw that this group of people was actually sending "the first prize for the second prize, make an appointment first" and something like that, don't you want stockings? What's the matter, this will be again?
But when I was in the lottery, a bunch of people suddenly rushed in, and then the whole screen was "Mojia Army Airborne".
What the heck? What is the Mojia Army?