Chapter 231: If Anyone Offends Me, I'll Kill Me Five! (2nd Update)

Xiao Dong Xiaohua has always been his right-hand man, and this time is no exception.

The role of the two students, on the one hand, is to wave the flag and shout for him on the spot, and on the other hand, to act as a full-time "photographer" to record the scene - otherwise, Xiaohua, who is anxious to soak a foreign girl for Mao and has not seen anyone for a few days, is also ordered by him to come to the scene no matter what?

"Without further ado, let's watch the 'video'!" Lu Zhuhu directly operated.

The representative of Peru exclaimed: "How can there be a video! In yesterday's game, I saw a camera at all! ”

There are also videos of football matches at the Olympics, but certainly not every game.

"Without a camera, you can do whatever you want, right?" Lu Zhuhu said, in order to conform to the perception of people in this era, he turned on the mobile phone's "super power saving mode", so that the screen display became black and white. The picture showed the scene of yesterday's match between the Chinese team and the Peruvian team, in order to record the whole game, Lu Zhuhu brought the two mobile power banks given by Guo Bei.

"Let's take a look at the first point of contention first-" Lu Zhuhu dragged the picture, and the people of the organizing committee gathered around to squint.

"This is the No. 5 Jordan of the Peruvian team at the beginning of the gameβ€”" Lu said as he pressed the pause, pointing to the small figure on the screen.

"I can't see anything clearly!" The representative of Peru exclaimed.

"You can zoom!" Lu Zhuhu smiled slightly, his two fingers shrunk and released, widening his field of vision, and a group of people had ghostly expressions, and the originally vague face of the No. 5 player suddenly became clear.

Lu Zhuhu smiled and said: "12 million soft light dual cameras, illuminate your beauty, the backlight is also clear, and the portrait mode is more beautiful to shoot people-" I don't know what advertising words I am applying.

For Peru: "......"

"Okay, let's look at the face of the number five after extra time." Lu Zhuhu painted a gourd in the same way, showing the face of the Peruvian team after the stealing change.

"Look at the difference between the two people before and after!"

Lu Zhuhu clicked on the screen again and again and shouted angrily.

"No matter what the difference, I see it all the same." The representative of Peru pretended to be confused.

Lu Zhuhu looked at the people in the organizing committee, and they scratched their heads: "We also feel that it is almost ......."

Lu Zhuhu: "......"

Li Huitang: "......"

The owner of the Chinese side: "......"

Are you so weak at discerning the appearance of other races......

"Okay!" Lu Zhuhu nodded, turned on the multi-task mode, the screen was divided into two, the left side put the first half, the right side put down the half, and at the same time fixed, the two fingers were pulled to the maximum, and the faces of the two players filled the screen to the maximum for comparison: "If I can't see it now, I'm going to scold my mother!" ”

To be honest, there is still a big difference between the two people, and this time the people from the organizing committee nodded: "It does seem to be a little different, it should be two people." ”

At this point, the representative of Peru has nothing to say.

"Don't rush to defend yourself!" Lu Zhuhu continued: "Let's look at the next paragraph." ”

"By the 115th minute, our player Tan Jiangbai faced an empty goal with a header - this goal will undoubtedly score! It was this Peruvian fan who plotted against him with despicable means! Looking back, this fan was clearly touched from the stands in Peru, and he was always holding the 'murder weapon' in his hand, ready to plot against our players at any time! Shameless, shameless! Lu Zhuhu looked at the moment when Lao Tan was smashed, and he was still a little distressed.

Because I am worried that there will be a goal-line case in the game, so Lu Zhuhu specially explained to Xiao Dong, we should focus on shooting the area near the goal when we attack, this scene is naturally shot very clearly, the quality of mobile phones in later generations, the color must be the same as the SLR, and the gap between professional photography is very large, but the pixel has caught up or even surpassed, and it can naturally be shot very clearly, and even thanks to the black and white camera in Huawei's two cameras, the performance of the black and white picture is very good.

"You see, our side was so seriously disturbed that the referee didn't even stop the game, and the Peruvian team had no sportsmanship, and attacked our goal directly when we were still complaining to the referee!"

This time, the Peruvian representative could only be left speechless.

"Personally, I don't think the goal won by the Peruvian team is invalid at all! In the end, the Peruvian fans came out to beat people, not to mention......"

The scene cuts to the end, and the Peruvian delegates can't help but blush as they see the Peruvian fans punching and kicking. The people of the organizing committee shook their heads again and again.

It's a little discordant, the camera turns to Lu Zhuhu, and the style of painting changes, and the people who surrounded him and beat him were kicked to the ground by his several "big dragon tails" that opened and closed.

"Look you're still beating people!" The representative of Peru accused.

"If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if people offend me, I will even penta ki five kills!" Lu Zhuhu rolled his eyes: "I'm afraid you haven't seen the 'dragon fight' staged by our China in Hindenburg, right?" Tell you, we Chinese can fight and not fight you, just because we are an ancient civilization and a country of etiquette, and we can't afford to lose this face when we are all martial arts like yours on the court! If we really fight, do you think we will be afraid of you? ”

The murderous look in his eyes frightened the Peruvian delegates couldn't help but take a few steps back, afraid that this kid would start beating people now. In fact, I really want to say that the Chinese team is not as bright and upright as Lu Zhuhu said, the Chinese men's football team, the Chinese men's basketball team, and even the Chinese fans, are there fewer all-martial arts in the game......

The people of the organizing committee sighed: "There are a lot of things that the referee did not write in the referee report." ”

Lu Zhuhu snorted: "Of course he can't write!" "The black whistle is not here today, otherwise Lu Zhuhu really wants to point to the video and ask how to blow the game when he fell to the ground yesterday on this dog day! He even wondered if the referee had been bought off by Peru.

Peru is so poor, and it is not a big country, there must be no money to buy referees, but to say that the referee team is indeed biased towards them, it is true, because he is the only South American team participating in this Olympic football competition, to say that the current football level South America and Europe are equally divided in the world, but in the first two World Cups, South America boycotted the European strong teams, and most of them did not participate. The European-led IOC certainly doesn't want to be so stiff with South American teams, and it's understandable that it favours South American solitary seedlings.

The real hammers were shown one by one, and the people of the organizing committee finally understood that everyone in the Chinese team was aggrieved by Mao.

As for the substitution, the Peruvian team is still hard-mouthed: we don't understand the language and don't understand the rules of the Olympics at all, but in our country's competition, we can actually make substitutions......

We don't know that the fans are "hurting people with hidden arrows......

As for beating Chinese players......

Forget it, we don't know how to make it up......

Lu Zhuhu sighed in his heart, this "S" level mobile phone is indeed playing a role at this level, or even a greater role! - Who said that if you can't access the Internet, it's a chicken rib?

Thinking in his heart, he had already taken out the "SS" class baby from his pocket, a beautiful lip balm, and wiped it on his mouth: "The Olympic Games are a holy stage. The best athletes use the cleanest and hardest performance to strive for honor, the referee team uses the most just and fair judgment to maintain order, and the organizing committee uses the most thoughtful and most meticulous organization and arbitration to punish the former and the latter! Lu Zhuhu said to the organizing committee and Peruvian representatives in an unobmissive tone: "Based on the video materials I showed you, I now hope that the Peruvian team that made illegal substitutions, beat our players, and has no sportsmanship will be disqualified from promotion, and the Chinese team that is strict with itself and has a clean game will be compensated and rewarded!" ”

When the organizing committee heard this, they all nodded their heads, and even the Peruvian delegates nodded their heads again and again - until they heard that the other party said that they would be expelled!

It's too much! Chinese! - But why does the other party's unreasonable request feel so reasonable to hear?