Chapter 1: Crossing in a daze
"Hey! Lend me my homework and copy it. ”
"Oh! Fatty, you didn't do your homework?! ”
"Haha, isn't there still you?" The man laughed.
"Don't copy them all, if the teacher finds out what we did, we will die!"
"Know! Know! A chubby boy said to another handsome boy.
After speaking, he went to the sea of questions.
"Oops! It's a fucking lot of homework, and it doesn't let people live. The fat man complained as he copied it.
The boy who was called Yilu looked at the fat man who was copying homework next to him with a funny expression on his face.
What a natural meme!
"Yilu, you copied his homework again!" A cold, crisp voice rang out.
"Huh?" The boy was slightly stunned, and turned his head to look in the direction where the sound came from.
A young girl came to Yilu with a pile of homework books in her hand.
"Good morning! Class Leader! Yi Yu said hello.
"Morning?" The girl looked at the sun outside the window, and her muscles burst in an instant.
"It's almost noon! As long as the two of you haven't handed it in, you really always copy your homework to the fat man, and you haven't handed it in yourself, so I'll wait for a long time! The girl frowned slightly and said in a non-annoying tone.
From the beginning of the morning to noon, everyone has to be angry!
"Fatty, hurry up!" Yilu said to the fat man beside him.
"Hurry, hurry, this is already the fastest speed for the fat man." The fat man gritted his teeth and copied quickly.
"Humph! Wait another five minutes! Then go! The girl said proudly.
"Eldest sister, can you add a few minutes?" The fat man looked at the girl with an aggrieved expression on his face and said.
"Don't take an inch, don't be soft for five minutes." The girl said angrily.
"Okay!"
……
"It's five minutes, are you done?" The girl asked at the fat man.
"Eldest sister, there is one more question." The fat man said curtly.
"Alright! Hurry up then! The girl urged.
It seems that the squad leader is really a knife-mouthed tofu heart.
"Give it to the class leader, complete the task perfectly." The fat man respectfully handed the homework to the girl.
"Humph! Count you as acquaintances. ”
"Don't copy his homework next time!" The girl turned her head and glared.
"Hmmm! Well! Yilu immediately nodded in agreement, the squad leader can't be provoked.
The teacher is the emperor, the class leader is the prime minister, the team leader is the minister, and we are just civilians.
If you provoke it, the small report can be loud, and you can go to the office in minutes.
Thinking of this, I was covered in cold sweat. ……
"Time flies, time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, the deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night, and school is out in a blink of an eye, what a beautiful day!" Yilu sighed.
"Hmmm! That's right, it's a wonderful day! Fat man, I'm going home for a big meal to make up for my empty stomach. The fat man next to him agreed.
Hearing the conversation between these two jokes, the whole class has a black line.
"You two slept all day!" The girl in the front row turned her head and said helplessly.
"And fatty, it's time for you to lose weight!" The girl continued to complain to the fat man next to her.
"Slept all day? What are you kidding, I also have a class! Yi Yu looked at the girl and retorted.
"You're not qualified to say such things, and I don't know what's going on with you, you can get the first place without listening, it's really perverted." The girl looked at the teenager in front of her speechlessly.
"Perverted? How can you use such a derogatory word to say that I should at least be intelligent, talented, and self-taught! "A wave of the head and a pride to the tsundere.
The whole class looked at Yilu with disdain, which made Yiluo, who was in self-absorption, feel a little shy and embarrassed.
"Well, why are you all looking at me? People are also shy. Yilu said with a slight flush on his face.
There was a crit in the heart of the class.
I'm really shameless to rely on this person, and I'm not praising you, you're a shy fart! It's a mean tone.
"Well, squad leader, can we go now?" Yilu looked at the squad leader in the front row and asked cautiously.
The squad leader's sister squinted at a glance, the corners of her mouth slightly hooked an arc, and said, "That's right!" Yes, you can go! But Nangong Yilu stayed to clean up. ”
After hearing that he could leave, he quickly packed his backpack, but when he heard that he was going to clean up, he twitched deep in his heart.
Today? Didn't I clean it? And I don't have me on the cleaning list!
"Hey! Squad leader, I'm not a cleaner! Don't think that you can bully me if you have high power, you are talking nonsense, I can also sue you for slander. Turning her head, the squad leader's sister said in a serious tone.
The squad leader was not surprised to see this, and looked like a light laugh: "Hehe! You see, the teacher believes me or believes you! ”
Seeing that the squad leader said this, he could only be stunned for a second.
Well, okay! Can't I sweep it!
…………
Quiet campus, except for a few other classes sweeping floors.
"I'm a stucco painter, I have strong painting skills, I want to paint the new house very beautifully, paint the roof, and paint the walls......" I sang a children's rhyme and brushed the windows, so uncomfortable.
"Damn, I'm so tired! Alas! …… Men are tired, men are tired, and people all over the world know that I live a very messy life...... "............
"You're living a mess, aren't you? The master of time and space. ”
"Huh? Who's talking?" Yiyu jumped down from the window in an instant and looked around.
Not a single one ......
Damn, am I tired and stupid, auditory hallucinations!
Yiyu shook his head, thinking that it couldn't be a ghost, right?
"Huh! Will the former masters of time and space also be afraid of ghosts? ”
The ethereal voice rang out again.
"Who the hell are you?" A cold voice came.
As soon as I said it, I was surprised.
Why is my voice so cold, haven't I always been known for being a warm man? Although occasionally a little bit of secondary disease, comics.
"You who are as strong as you are, will also become what you are now, hurt by love, died by love, and you will still be trapped by love like you in your previous life? To know the same-sex ...... Go ahead! I hope you don't repeat the mistakes of the past......"