Chapter 1 Strange Job Advertisements

"A little cold came first, and then the gun came out like a dragon! I will make your dreams come true with my hands! My hands are already stained with sin......"

"Smack!" Tap the alarm clock on the bedside and turn it off. The pen and fun pavilion sat up directly from www.biquge.info the bed with Ling Yun's body, and then slowly opened his eyes, glanced at the electronic calendar on the opposite wall, and his originally misty eyes instantly regained their vitality.

Wake up, fold the quilt, wash, comb your hair, get dressed, all the work is done in one go, in just ten minutes. He took out his mobile phone in the elevator and reconfirmed the time, then put it into the pocket of his coat again, and then raised his head and silently counted the number of floors on the display.

After going out, I ate two buns and a bowl of porridge at the breakfast shop at the entrance of the community, and then walked to the company not very far from home refreshed. From the moment he opened his eyes, all of Ling Yun's activities were so regular, from getting up to eating breakfast, no more, no less than exactly twenty minutes, and the time was equally accurate. If you don't know, you will think that he is a soldier who has just been discharged, but in fact, Ling Yun has never been a soldier, and his good habits are all developed by himself, and his personality dictates it.

Passing through the street park, Lingyun found that on one side of the forest path, there was a fortune-telling stall, but what attracted people's attention was that there was an old man sitting behind the hexagram stall, with a ruddy face and smooth skin, but there were three strands of snow-white beard trembling slightly in the wind, which had a bit of the charm of fairy wind bones. It was a newly erected hexagram stall, and Ling Yun was sure of that, as he passed through the park at this time almost five days a week, and he had never seen it before.

However, although this hexagram stall was novel, it could not cause Ling Yun to stop for even a second. As a good young man born in New China and raised under the red flag, Ling Yun is not interested in these feudal superstitions and the like.

"This little friend, please stay." Just as Ling Yun walked by the hexagram stall with the slightest change in rhythm, the old man of the fairy wind suddenly spoke.

Hearing this, Ling Yun subconsciously stopped, and cast a puzzled look at the old man who was telling the fortune.

But seeing that the old man showed a trace of an unfathomable smile, he said indifferently: "I see that Xiaoyou's heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, and there is a roaring aura between the eyebrows......"

"I'm still shining with red stars!" Ling Yun pursed his lips disdainfully, but still took out ten yuan from his pocket and threw it on the stall and said, "It's not easy to see how old you are, I'm still in a hurry to go to work, so I won't bother." ”

The old man didn't look at the money that Ling Yun threw on the hexagram stall, he stretched out his hand and stuffed three copper coins into Ling Yun's hand, and said with a slight smile: "Little friend, don't worry, I see that your lucky stars are shining, and there will be great fortune coming soon, why not let the old man make a hexagram for you, and don't want money." As he spoke, he seemed to inadvertently kick the ten yuan that Ling Yun had thrown on the hexagram stall, and the action was called a smooth flow.

However, Ling Yun did not despise this money-greedy old man at this moment, but glanced at the copper coin in his hand suspiciously, he clearly remembered that he did not reach out to take it, and the other party did not force it when he handed it to him, why did this copper coin run into his hand? Although he was puzzled, Ling Yun still didn't plan to delay his work time because of the fortune telling, so he casually slapped the copper coin on the five-element plate on the hexagram stall table, and said with a little impatience: "I'm really in a hurry to go to work, don't bother you to get rich, goodbye." After saying that, he turned around and left.

The old man subconsciously looked at the hexagram stall, and suddenly a gust of wind hung up, originally such a breeze could blow a few pieces of paper at most, but at this moment, it was very unreasonable to blow the three copper coins up, and directly slid out of the five elements and the table, and fell to the ground one after another.

"This ......" The old man was shocked when he saw this, and couldn't help but say loudly: "This hexagram is like ...... is about to jump out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements! ”

Ling Yun, who hadn't taken a few steps yet, was furious when he heard this, and said angrily: "I don't have any plans to become a monk, you should take refuge by yourself." But he didn't stop at his feet, intending to get away from this old liar as soon as possible.

Hearing this, the old man hurriedly explained loudly: "Xiaoyou has misunderstood, I mean that Xiaoyou has a deep fortune, and there will be a great opportunity to break out of the Three Realms and Six Realms sentient beings......

"You're a zombie, your whole family is a zombie!" Ling Yun replied fiercely without looking back, but the speed under his feet couldn't help but speed up a few points, and in a moment he had already walked out of the park, which was not very big.

Looking at the back of Ling Yun leaving in a hurry, the old man couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, and muttered: "Today's young people, how much they don't believe in fate, they always like to say something 'my fate is up to me', but in fact, they have never been able to escape the arrangement of fate. Great blessing often means great responsibility...... However, looking at this kid's hexagram, it seems that it won't be long before fate really can't restrain him anymore......"

Taking out his mobile phone again and glancing at the time, Ling Yun secretly screamed in his heart that he was actually delayed by an old liar for a few minutes. But fortunately, there was still time, and Ling Yun returned to his usual speed again, and walked towards the company in a hurry. Since his daily habit is to arrive five to ten minutes early, it is neither early nor too late than others, but he has a lot of fault tolerance, even if he is delayed for three or two minutes, he does not have to worry about being late.

When Li Lingyun stepped into the door of the company, there were already many people in the company, and after glancing at the wall clock on the wall, it was still three minutes before it reached eight o'clock. When he swept his eyes to the colleagues below, he couldn't help frowning slightly, and the atmosphere of the company today seemed a little weird.

In the office, almost everyone's eyes fell on themselves at this moment. This made Ling Yun, who had always had a low sense of existence, suddenly feel very uncomfortable, and when every colleague looked at him, although there was a kind smile on the corner of his mouth, his eyes contained many different emotions.

What's the situation? Ling Yun was suddenly a little confused, could it really be that something was going to happen today?

Smiling and nodding to the group of colleagues who were looking at him, Ling Yun walked to his seat with doubts, but was stopped by a familiar figure halfway through.

Liu Jian, one of the few friends of Ling Yun in the unit, is as his name suggests, his speech and demeanor always give people a feeling of cheapness, just like the smile on his face at the moment, which is quite the style of Zeng Xiaoxian back then.

"Yunzi, congratulations." After a slight pause, Liu Jian didn't give Ling Yun a chance to ask at all, so he changed his words and said, "Mr. Li asked you to go to his office immediately." After speaking, a smile hung on the corner of his mouth, and the smile was still so mysterious and cheap. Seeing Ling Yun's heart fluttering for a while.

With apprehension, Ling Yun knocked on the door of Mr. Li's office.

"Enter." Mr. Li's words were still so simple and direct, when Ling Yun pushed it open and entered the office and closed the door casually, he saw that Mr. Li, who was not smiling, also had a surprisingly warm smile on his face, pointed to the sofa by the wall and spit out a simple and clear word: "Sit." ”

Knowing that his boss's style was domineering, especially his kindness could never be refused, Ling Yun immediately sat down obediently, and his mind was quickly speculating about today's events. Judging from the different reactions of colleagues and Mr. Li from entering the door to now, there must be something to happen today, so what will it be?

First of all, from the envious and hateful eyes of colleagues and Liu Jian's congratulations, it should be a "good thing", at least in their hearts, this should be a good thing, only this explanation can give them a reasonable explanation for their different expressions. So what's the good thing in the company lately?

Development Zone!

A piece of information instantly popped out of Ling Yun's mind. This branch is undoubtedly the company's only big move in the near future, and even in the plan of the branch, Lingyun has made a lot of efforts, since he has a deep understanding of this. Did Lee always want to make himself the manager of the branch?

This possibility is very great, the opening of the branch naturally needs a manager to preside over the situation, no matter who it is, once appointed to this position, it is definitely a promotion and reuse, which is also a position that has made all colleagues in the company hot in recent times. But among these red-eyed people, Ling Yun is definitely not included!

For no other reason, Mr. Li's brother-in-law entered the company last month, hung up a fictitious position, and received a high salary, but he never came to work.

Combine the two, and then things are obvious. When a new company opens, it needs a capable person to preside over the situation, and there is definitely more than one person in the company who has this ability, and Lingyun happens to be one of them. However, after a few months, after everything is on the right track, what Mr. Li needs is undoubtedly a person of his own to see the scene, and his brother-in-law is the best candidate.

Then Mr. Li wants to promote himself to become the branch manager, and after everything is Lushun, he will be replaced by his brother-in-law. This is more than 60% more likely to be a wedding dress for someone else! However, even so, Lingyun is not unacceptable, although the opening of a new store is inevitably laborious, but it is also a valuable work experience. Although Ling Yun himself prefers a comfortable and stable job, he can bear it if he only has two or three months.

The question is how does Mr. Li plan to remove himself and replace him with his brother-in-law to take over the position?

If you do this for no reason, first of all, this approach will not be able to convince the public, although this is a private enterprise, Mr. Li can have the final say, but after doing so obviously, who is willing to contribute to the company? Then the rest of the possibility is that you made a mistake and were kicked down logically.

The opening of a new store, in addition to the need for hard work, also has to balance all aspects of the relationship, and there are inevitably some shady expenses, which everyone knows. But when the boss needs you, you are definitely doing it beautifully, and the money is worth it, but when the boss wants to move you, it would be easy to say that it would be difficult to say that it was a little exaggerated. At that time, not only will you not be able to keep this job, but you will even have to leave a very disgraceful mark on your resume, which will definitely affect your future development.

If you look at it this way, this deal is definitely not cost-effective.

It's a long time to say, but in fact, these thoughts only flashed through Ling Yun's mind, and when he sat down on the sofa, he had already sorted out the cause and effect of the matter.

"Xiao Ling." Mr. Li smiled at this time: "I have something to tell you today. ”

"Mr. Li." Ling Yun hurriedly said: "Actually, I also have something I want to tell you. ”

"Oh?" Mr. Li was slightly surprised and said, "Then you can talk about it first." ”

Ling Yun was slightly embarrassed on his face, but said in a flat tone: "I came today to ask you to resign." ”

Mr. Li frowned when he heard this, and asked rhetorically, "Why?" ”

"For some personal reasons, I'm afraid I won't be able to continue working here." Ling Yun said very vaguely, but he did not show the slightest dissatisfaction, and his tone was still calm and indifferent.

In fact, although he temporarily decided to fire the boss Squid, Ling Yun did not have any dissatisfaction with Mr. Li in his heart. After all, that may be just a guess, and people may not necessarily have malicious intentions. Maybe you really want to promote yourself to become a branch manager. It's just that the probability will not exceed 35%, and a cautious Ling Yun is not willing to bet on this odds.

"Okay then." Mr. Li shook his head helplessly, and said: "You have been working hard in the company for more than half a month this month, just make up a whole, and go to the finance to receive this month's salary in a while." As for the resume of the transfer, I will send it to you in the mailbox. ”

When Ling Yun heard this, a smile appeared on his face and said, "Thank you, Mr. Li." ”

Seeing Ling Yun leave his office, Mr. Li shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Xiao Ling is rigorous, reliable and shrewd, and he is definitely a rare talent. It's a pity that I can't keep such talents...... Is it the company's treatment problem, or is my personality not charismatic enough? ”

After thinking for a while, he still couldn't do anything, Mr. Li shook his head again and turned on the computer next to him: "Anyway, Xiao Ling has contributed a lot to the development of the company for more than half a year, and he can be regarded as a meritorious man. ”

Lingyun, who said goodbye to a group of colleagues and returned home, also turned on the computer. Although he chose to resign at the first time, he still wanted to see if his choice was wrong.

First of all, I logged in to the company's internal account and quickly found out some public personal information of Mr. Li's brother-in-law. Logging in to his public Weibo to check it out for himself, Ling Yun couldn't help but show a self-deprecating wry smile on his face, and said helplessly: "It seems that I think too much about it." ”

This Mr. Li's brother-in-law is a college student who has just graduated, his academic performance during school is average, his social ability is weak, and he definitely belongs to the category of barely being able to get a graduation certificate, the only thing is that he plays the game well, after graduation, because of his sister's relationship, he went to Mr. Li's company to hang up a false position, squatting at home all day to play games, and he didn't even have a girlfriend. His greatest achievement is the strongest king of LOL......

How is it possible for such a guy to take over the position of branch manager in a few months? Even if Mr. Li is used to his wife, at most he will raise this brother-in-law with a high salary, and it is absolutely impossible to hand over the position of branch manager to this guy with almost zero work ability.

In this way, Mr. Li really wanted to promote himself, but he was missed by himself.

"You have new information, please pay attention to check." At this time, the QQ prompt sounded, and at a glance, it was a transfer resume sent by Mr. Li.

Name: Ling Yun

Gender: Male

Date of Birth: ......

……

Comments: Strong ability to work. During the work period in our company, the work performance is excellent, and the rules and regulations can be strictly abided, no bad habits, no late arrival and early departure......

A review is full of praise, as an employee who took the initiative to fire the boss squid, it is really not easy to win such a review. However, Ling Yun just took a brief look at it and was not surprised, because another resume with comments written by Mr. Li himself was in his hand, signed and sealed, and now this is just an electronic backup.

Downloading the reward to a specific folder on the computer, there are two other similar resumes for job transfers, and even the content of the boss's comments is similar, which shows that Ling Yun is still relatively successful, although he has lost his job one after another because of his caution.

After storing the three resumes together, Lingyun uploaded the last one to his own network disk, and then clicked on the browser and logged in to the local recruitment website. Since you have fired the boss's squid, you naturally have to hurry up to find the next job, and finding it through the talent website is the easiest and most practical way.

A restaurant recruits five waiters...... Not interested.

A bathing center recruits massage technicians...... Ignore.

A construction site recruits brick movers......

……

Zhutian Office, recruiting a supervisor.

Seeing this title, Ling Yun immediately frowned, what does the Heavens Office do? But the hiring director, it looks very good, click in and take a look first.

Do you feel that your current life is boring, do you need the energy of thrilling ginseng, do you need the dedication to face the test of death all the time? If yes, then please come and apply for our Heavenly Office. The firm is now recruiting a supervisor, recruiting for the whole society, with no age limit, gender limit, and education background. However, the work of our firm is in danger of losing your life at any time, so if you do not have the awareness to risk your life, please click on the red cross in the upper right corner. If you are ready to face death at any time, then please submit your resume.

Work treatment: only you can't think of it, you can't reach it here. The working conditions are good, with a guaranteed annual salary of 1 million, and dividends are distributed according to work performance, and there is no upper limit. Be as quick as possible.

This ad is typed. First of all, it was written so evil in the job introduction, as if once you accepted the job, you would be completely dead, as if you wanted to scare the applicants away. And the work treatment is outrageously generous, and it feels as if as long as the application is successful, it will suddenly change from an ordinary white-collar worker to a successful person. An annual salary of one million! Until now, Ling Yun had never been exposed to a job that calculated wages according to annual salary, let alone such a high salary.

Seeing this recruitment advertisement, Ling Yun was not frightened by the above job introduction, nor was he blinded by the generous job treatment. So he didn't close the page immediately, nor did he rush to submit his resume, but got up and poured himself a cup of tea, sat back in front of the computer, frowned and pondered.

At first glance, this recruitment advertisement seems to be eager to scare people away, and the treatment behind it is so generous, what does this inconsistency mean? Do you want someone to sign up, or are you afraid of someone signing up? Or is there something else hidden in this?

After thinking about it, Ling Yun finally thought of only one possibility. I am afraid that this is a position set within a certain unit, and even the "winner" has been determined, but for some reason, it is necessary to post advertisements and recruit for the management society, and the salary must also be clearly stated. In order to prevent the competition from being too fierce, we can only write the content of the work to the extreme danger, and even magnify a small danger countless times to prevent the strong competition of the elite.

The more Ling Yun thought about it, the more he felt that this possibility was extremely high. And if you want to talk about danger, it seems that nothing is absolutely safe in life, and you may be crushed to death by a flower pot falling from the upper floor when you walk on the road. And those so-called dangerous jobs are often equipped with adequate security measures. As the old saying goes, the more dangerous the place, the safer!

Thinking of this, Ling Yun finally made up his mind, and felt that the water in the cup was at the right temperature, so he drank it all and quickly submitted his electronic resume.

Since such a good opportunity was encountered by himself, he had to fight for it, anyway, no matter whether he succeeded or failed, he had nothing to lose, right?

Not long after the resume was submitted, Ling Yun received a text message.

Mr. Lingyun, your resume has been received by the Heavens Office. Please bring your ID card and paper resume to the third floor of Tianlong International Building at 8:30 a.m. on August 5 to take the test.

I didn't expect this so-called Heavenly Office to be very efficient. Until now, Ling Yun still added the word "so-called" in front of the Heavens Office in his heart, obviously not realizing that this would be an opportunity to completely change the fate of his life.