Chapter 52 Store Manager Jiao + Xiao Rolling, the cutest cp in the world?
"Drip~ Do you want to bind the little demon as a private pet?" The system doll sound appears.
"Huh?" Jiao Yun was a little hesitant, he didn't know how long the little demon could stay with him, although he also wanted to bind the little demon, but if the little demon stayed for a few days and went back, it was estimated that he would lose money if he was bound!
"Can I unbind it?" Jiao Yun asked.
"Yes, but you need to bind a new pet to replace it." The system answers.
"Then tie it up!" Jiao Yun is relieved, if the little demon goes back to the base, it will be a big deal to untie it again.
As for what pets to use to top the tank at that time, it is not a matter for him to open a pet store.
"Private pets:
1. Hamster: Big Gray (+)
2. Panda: Little Demon (++)"
Jiao Yun glanced at the plus sign after the little demon's name, it seems that this product is really in a good mood!
Su Mingxuan looked at the time: "I'm going to pick up Xiaoya, let's stay with you today, it seems that this guy still has a set of ways to deal with panda cubs, and he can help you when the time comes." ”
Jiao Yun nodded.
Su Mingxuan left, and Jiao Yun was also busy with his work, so he found a chair and sat down.
What happened this afternoon was like a blockbuster, what system appeared, and being approached by the panda cub to be "Ma Ma", plus dealing with a bunch of biology masters, made Jiao Yun feel a little physically and mentally exhausted.
"Di~" There was a prompt sound from the terminal, and Jiao Yun looked down to see that it was the information sent by the research team and the book list opened by the old professor.
Just when it was quiet in the "Xiao Ming Pet Shop", it exploded on the Internet.
A post titled "Hujiang University is surprised to be cute and cute, there are pictures and truths" was posted in the discussion area of the Department of Biology of Hujiang University.
Poster: Dongfang Ge
The content is:
This afternoon, my roommate and I were passing by a grove at Hujiang University when we spotted a silly little thing. [Figure]
As soon as the post appeared, it immediately attracted onlookers from the crowd on the Internet.
Because in the alliance, Skynet is closely related to human life, so the real-name system has long been implemented. Everyone is free to speak, and at the same time, they must be responsible for their own speech, otherwise, the relevant departments will find this person for tea every minute.
Therefore, the onlookers did not doubt the authenticity of Dongfang Ge's post, not to mention that clicking on Dongfang Ge's profile could see his identity: a student of the Department of Biology of Hujiang University.
As a student, he is talking nonsense on the Internet turf of his own department, basically because he is afraid that he will not die fast enough.
As a result, there was a sudden rush of screams and complaints beneath the posts on this floor.
"Ah~~Little rolling~ so cute!"
"Gee, why didn't I go to that grove when I went to the library in the afternoon?"
The picture was intercepted by Dongfang Ge from the video taken by his terminal, he just wanted to take a picture of himself as a souvenir, but he didn't expect that as soon as he returned to school with the professors, he was given the important task of "publishing a record of the situation on Skynet as the original discoverer".
The old professor was not prepared to hide the news of the panda cubs, and the little guy couldn't hide it in this pet store near the school. But he hopes to make students think about how to treat cute things correctly while they like them. This also avoids the onslaught of pet stores from all kinds of cute animal fans.
The board is a tree-like forked structure, meaning that the poster's own posts become their own "backbone", and "comments" are attached to each additional trunk.
Of course, you can comment on the "comment".
The four people of 804 were all in the living room of the dormitory, and Su Xiao was using his professional brain to help Dongfang Ge deal with the pictures and videos that needed to be sent, mainly to blur other people's faces.
According to Skynet's principle of respecting personal privacy, without the permission of the other party, it is not allowed to freely publish pictures and videos containing the other party's personal information, including physiognomy.
The professors, Jiao Yun and Su Mingxuan in the video have all agreed, but those passers-by still have to be blurred one by one.
The other two people are helping Dongfang Ge come up with ideas, but in fact, it is Bai Mo, Zheng Xuan is still young after all, and he doesn't know much about human feelings.
"I think it's okay for you to be honest, don't underestimate the IQ of our classmates." Bai Mo said.
"Deliberate guidance is not good, and those who can be admitted to Hujiang University will not be those fools who have no brains. The sudden incident may react violently, but this kind of online news will react correctly. ”
Dongfang Ge thought about it, nodded, and uploaded the post on the second floor again.
Content:
While asking my classmates to notify the teacher of the biology department, I secretly followed the little guy, for fear that it would have an accident, and the result was ...... [video]
The video on this floor is relatively long, and it is not cut, but only blurred by passers-by. So, you can see the process of the little guy escaping out of the grove until he escapes into Xiao Ming's pet shop.
Now Tianwang is even more fried, and the video is not only watched by students from Hujiang University, but also by some other netizens who saw and forwarded the news on the first floor.
"Oh my God~ It's really a living little rolling~~ It's actually in our university!!"
"Look at how cute the little roll is walking! That little ass is twisted! ”
Of course, there are inevitably people who notice something.
"Why are those girls screaming at Little Roll, they don't know that this will scare Little Roll?"
"That's right, look at the size, Xiao Rolling is still a Baby! It must have gotten lost after running out of the lab, and was it frightened, right? ”
Next, because this is the territory of Hujiang University, it is inevitable that there will be various scientific tyrants, so the following comments appeared.
"From the audio recording of the video, analyze the impact of screaming on the little roll."
"Analyze the degree of fright it receives from the small rolling speed."
"A review of the health damage caused by hormonal changes in the body after being frightened."
"From a psychological point of view, analyze the psychological crit strength and psychological shadow area of Xiao Rolling."
……
Of course, it is inevitable that some students from the Department of Biology will popularize some panda-related knowledge to other people who eat melons, such as:
"Briefly describe why Little Rolling has become the cutest and most precious animal in the world today."
"A Brief Discussion on the Reproduction and Rarity of Little Rolling."
"Little Rolling Habits and Common Sense."
Bai Mo smiled and nodded to those comment posts, "Go ahead!" ”
Dongfang Ge continued to upload the next things, some of them were not video, so they were narrated in words, and some of them used the images that were transmitted from Su Mingxuan's terminal at that time.
These images include "Little Rolling Playing Scoundrel Crying", "Little Rolling Refusing to Go Out of the Store", "Drinking Milk", "Sleeping Little", etc
These images immediately caused a wave of worship.
"It's so cute!"
"I want to hug the little ones too!"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling and watching the video!"
"Upstairs is outdated, I'm already hanging upside down from the ceiling to watch!"
However, there are some different sounds.
"Didn't anyone find out? Store Manager Jiao looks very cold, but he is really gentle with Xiao Rolling! So I think Store Manager Jiao is more cute! ”
"That's it, Store Manager Jiao with Xiao Rolling, it's a perfect match!"
"Store Manager Jiao said that Xiao Rolling treats him as a numb, it's so cute!"
……
"Yawn!" Jiao Yun, who was concentrating on reading the information, suddenly sneezed.