Chapter 82: Prophet Bird or Old Wet Chicken

Out of the cave, Yuan Hong walked to the direction where he had encountered Liang Yun'er earlier. Seeing her squatting there with her head in her arms, he quietly approached her, bent down, and said in a funny way: "Little sister, can you let me borrow a color from below?"

Hearing this, Liang Yun'er immediately stood up, straightened Yuan Hong, touched his cheek, and said happily: "I haven't come out for so long, I am worried to death." I thought ......"

"Don't worry, I'm blessed and can't die. ”

With a confident smile on his face, he handed the fairy sword to Liang Yun'er and told her that it was the treasure he had just found in the cave.

Liang Yun'er stretched out her hand to take the incomparably delicate sword, withdrew a zhang away, and waved it lightly, and couldn't help but show a sweet smile that was very content. She told Yuan Hong that this sword was very easy to use, and she liked it very much.

Seeing that she was very satisfied with the gift she had given, Yuan Hong took out the crystal necklace from his pocket and put it on her neck with his own hands.

The crystal necklace is bright and red under the reflection of the burning clouds, which is very feminine. Liang Yun'er carefully touched the crystal ball that was clinging to the top of her chest, and told Yuan Hong that this was the most beautiful crystal she had ever seen in her life.

After speaking, she kissed Yuan Hong's face mischievously, and sighed that her senior brother was too good to her.

Yuan Hong hugged his arms and said with a smile, he had to treat her, who made her his fiancΓ©e. He also told her that he had no good things to give away before, and he never dared to talk about the four words of love tokens, and now this crystal necklace can just be used as his love tokens.

Liang Yun'er stuck out her tongue happily, and praised repeatedly: "This is really a flawless token of love, in my heart, it is as perfect as my senior brother." ”

Hearing this, Yuan Hong was "happy and sad", and laughed at himself: "Ho, where have I ever been perfect, I have many shortcomings." ”

Slightly hunched over, Liang Yun'er pinched her slender waist with both hands, squinted her eyes and said, "What are the shortcomings of the senior brother?"

Frowning, he deliberately pretended to be very deep thinking, and said in a harmonious voice: "Then I will tell you one by one." For example, I love to snore when I sleep, I eat chicken and duck but I don't eat skin, I am too bold and love to die, I am too popular with women and lack of independent space, etc., etc., etc., etc., there are too many. ”

Liang Yun'er smiled: "Where is this a disadvantage, obviously many of them are advantages." Even if you snore when you sleep, it won't be a problem. It's very simple, I can let you sleep in the storeroom, so you won't be noisy. ”

Gently poked her face with his fingers, Yuan Hong protested: "You can think of this, it's really the most poisonous woman's heart." ”

Liang Yun'er smiled charmingly: "The warehouse is very good, there are things to eat and useful things in it." It's very convenient to sleep until you wake up in the middle of the night without worrying about food or use. ”

Grinning at the corners of his mouth, Yuan Hong seemed to have some inspiration, and suddenly laughed, making Liang Yun'er stunned.

Stopping the laughter, Yuan Hong pressed her shoulders with both hands, and said with a bad look: "Look at what you said about the treasury like this. If you want to sleep in the warehouse, then we will sleep together. I heard that the soundproofing effect of the storeroom is very good, and it is very suitable for doing things that are both private and easy to make noise at night. ”

Liang Yun'er poked her chin with her green jade finger and savored Yuan Hong's words: "What is it that is easy to make a noise? What is that, is it a quarrel? Well, it should be a quarrel." Coupled with privacy, is it a secret quarrel? Cut, in the middle of the night, I also secretly quarrel, I am sick!"

Hearing her whisper, Yuan Hong said that he was helpless, and he didn't know whether Liang Yun'er really didn't understand, or whether he was deliberately misinterpreting.

All he knew was that he was forcibly taken into the car bound for the kindergarten. In fact, his dream is to travel to that remote and mysterious place in the depths of a black hole.

One trick didn't work, and he decided to change it again.

He took out the transparent sleeve he had just found from his pocket, handed it to Liang Yun'er's hand, and asked, "Look at its shape, what do you think is the most suitable thing for it?"

Liang Yun'er looked at it like a rare treasure, shook her head lightly, and after a long time, it suddenly dawned on her: "Isn't this a balloon? Of course, it is most appropriate to put it on your mouth." Hey, you can ask such a stupid question, you are not half as smart as me, you are at most the second smartest person in the world. ”

Hearing Liang Yun'er's "wonderful solution", Yuan Hong was stunned and didn't come back to his senses for a long time. After being gently pushed by Liang Yun'er's arm, he quickly snatched the baby from her hand, put it on his mouth, and blew out a huge balloon to express his helpless submission to the "puzzle solver".

At this moment, a fat blue bird flew quickly in front of them and chirped, "Hey, young man, that's a fetish, how can you blaspheme it at will?"

After carefully looking at the fat bird, Yuan Hong said with disdain: "Go and go, you fat bird knows a ball!"

No, the fat bird actually used a very magical unknown spell to transfer the transparent sleeve to Liang Yun'er's middle finger, and then said in a reproachful tone: "Young man, listen up, my name is the prophet bird, not the fat bird." I'm fat, but I'm smart and beautiful. You should have seen my blue feathers. Blue represents serene beauty, but also wisdom. ”

Seeing that the prophet bird had its own set of logic when he spoke, Yuan Hong didn't dare to despise it anymore, and said with a smile: "Okay, good, you are a beautiful and wise prophet bird." Then tell me what kind of artifact this transparent cover is, and what are its specific uses. ”

Flapping his wings in mid-air, the Prophet Bird said angrily: "Listen, it's called the Gathering Energy Finger Sleeve, which can stimulate those moves that are not easy to release, and it is a very practical and rare treasure." You actually treat it as a plaything, and I despise you except for it. ”

After being counted, Yuan Hong scratched his head embarrassedly, and said with a smile that those who don't know are not guilty.

Seeing that Yuan Hong's attitude of admitting his mistake was quite sincere, the prophet bird then told him that the concentrating finger sleeve was extremely convenient to use. It can adjust its size according to the length and thickness of the inner filling, so that it can achieve a perfect fit with the internal filling. It's just that it's usually only on your fingers, because that's its mission.

After listening to the explanation of the prophet bird, Yuan Hong suddenly felt that it was the real old wet chicken, the void should not be its place, and falling into the water as a chicken was its most reasonable fate.

Seeing that the prophet bird was about to flap its wings and fly away, Yuan Hong suddenly grabbed the thick bird's legs and said that he still had questions to ask.

The Prophet Bird complained angrily that casually hugging his thighs was a very frivolous behavior.

Yuan Hong apologized again, and asked with a smile where it was under their feet now.

With a bird-only sneeze, the Prophet Bird told him that the vast space in front of him was called the Phantom Underworld.

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