Chapter 439, the witty little river crab
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Looking at the blind monk who was returning blood above the Great Dragon Canyon, Lin Fan walked out, walked towards the blind monk with cold steps, and raised his hand to attack the general attack.
Poof.
The amount of health that had just recovered a little fell again.
"it, creep!" The blind monk was recovering his blood, and when he found that he had been attacked, his face immediately changed in fright.
"How can there be a small soldier here, I'm going to go big. Run, run. The blind monk said to hurry back quickly, his blood volume, at most, can only resist two more times, and if he doesn't leave, he will send a blood.
"Want to go?" Lin Fan sneered, dodged the surprise attack and rolled on the spot, and the arrow in his hand hit out again.
Poof.
The full-level dodge raid, the additional damage is very explosive in the early stage, and the blind monk who was originally taken away with two basic attacks fell directly to the ground.
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"I was killed by the soldier?" The blind monk was directly stunned.
"Oh fuck, I just fucking escaped from the wild monsters and was killed by the creeps?" The blind monk was directly dumbfounded.
"I'm going, and I've met the soldier again." Miss was also pale and a little complicated.
"Miss sister, I'll just tell you not to fight! Now it's okay, I've met the soldier again. The audience in the live broadcast room said.
"Forget it. You can't hide from this kind of thing, so keep playing. Miss sighed, anyway, she was used to it, Lin Fan wanted to join her game, she couldn't help it, even if she didn't come in this game, she would come in the next game.
Kill the Blind Monk.
When the prince saw that squatting down the road was fruitless, he ran directly to hit the blind monk's red: "Hahaha, it's still against my wild, now it's Lao Tzu's turn to start with three buffs." β
The prince looked very happy: "Master Bing, amazing." The feeling of having a thigh hug is cool! β
Lin Fan smiled, he was already surprised, and then walked towards the blue BUFF wild area opposite.
At the location of the river, the little crab was leisurely walking in the river, and a cyan soldier appeared in his sight.
"Grass, it's this kid again, last time he ran in front of me bare-chested, revealing two balls, this pervert." The little river crab didn't know that the little soldier in front of him could understand what he was saying, so he glanced at Lin Fan and said to himself.
When Lin Fan heard this, he stopped directly in the river.
A pervert with a bare stomach and two balls exposed, what the fuck do you mean me?
I'm two years old, when did I, a fucking handsome, machine-oriented teenager, become a pervert who ran in front of the little river crab with a bare stomach, revealing two balls?
The more Lin Fan thought about it, the more angry he became, brandishing the Duolan Sword and rushing directly towards the little river crab: "You tell Lao Tzu, when did I show two balls with my bare belly?" If you don't make it clear to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will split you. β
The voice sounded, and the little river crab was suddenly startled: "Damn, do you understand what I say?" This and this ......"
The face of the little river crab changed drastically, and it ran away.
"Stop me, tell me clearly, I'm fucking perverted." Lin Fan stepped forward quickly, and directly put the Dolan sword on the neck of the little river crab.
"Ruining my reputation, you don't make this matter clear, believe it or not, I picked your shell."
"Didn't you last run past me in a straw skirt with your bare belly and exposed eggs? If you dare to wear it, you won't let me say, is there any heavenly reason? β
The little crab said, Lin Fan's face gradually turned red, and at this time he also thought of the last time, but how long has it been, and this girl still remembers.
"Ahem." Lin Fan coughed lightly, "You remember wrong." It's not me. That guy wasn't as handsome as I was. β
"Come on, you! Don't think I don't know you in armor. The little crab rolled her eyes and said disdainfully, and she was still pretending to be stupid with Lao Tzu, if you don't break it, you won't be my little river crab.
But when he said that, he was stupid.
Because he forgot a very important thing, he is still in Lin Fan's hands now.
Looking at Lin Fan, who had a black line on his face and anger rising in his eyes, Xiao He Crab knelt down after that: "Brother Xiaobing, I was wrong." I didn't mean that. β
"That's not what you mean? So what do you mean? Tell me about it? Lin Fan shook the Dolan Sword in his hand.
The little crab suddenly broke into a cold sweat with fright, and hurriedly spoke: "Brother, I was wrong, brother." I mean you're more handsome than before. In the past, when you wore a straw skirt, you could only say that you were handsome, but now when you wear armor, it is majestic and magnificent. β
"Really?" Lin Fan was secretly happy in his heart, but he sneered, "Then you can explain to me, what does this mean?" β
Explain what it means to force a sample?
"Forced sample...... ......"The little crab was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and suddenly the **** in front of him was handsome. That's right, that's what I mean. β
"Brother Bing used to be handsome, but he didn't look handsome, but now he has. It's so handsome! The little river crab said, roaring even more angrily in his heart, I am so witty, this explanation has been found by me.
Lin Fan also glared instantly.
Can this come true? How can this little river crab have the same virtue as Liu Xiaodong's goods? But what he said is quite reasonable, handsome and compelling.
"yes, that's all I do, what's wrong?" Lin Fan roared, but halfway through the roar, he said goodbye, "No, you can't say that." β
If you say this, how can you fool the little crab, her face immediately changed, and she said coldly: "Don't talk to Lao Tzu, I only tell you one thing, if you do it well, you can survive, if you don't do it well, then don't blame me." β
"You say, you say." The little crab connected.
"Do you know the Blind Monk?" Lin Fan said.
"You know, who doesn't know that blind man, I want to kill a bunch of my relatives." Little Crab Road.
"Now here's your chance!"
"Really? Don't lie to me. β
The little crab stared at Lin Fan in disbelief.
"What am I lying to you for? You come with me, and I'll take you somewhere. After speaking, Lin Fan took the little river crab and walked directly to the blue BUFF position of the grass blind monk's house.
"You hide in this grass, and the blind monk will definitely come to do something at that time, and when the time comes, I will ask the toad monster and the three wolves to help you, and the three of you will do him together."
"Really? Can you really call my big cousin of the three wolves? The little crab looked at Lin Fan innocently.
Lin Fan said: "I look so handsome, do I look like a liar?" β
Burst!
The little crab spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "I swore to my brother Toad Monster and said that the more handsome a person is, the more he will deceive people." β
I'll go!
This toad monster must be even more ugly, jealous of Lao Tzu's handsomeness.
Lin Fan glanced at the position of the toad, and then looked at the little crab: "Since your sworn brothers say that the more handsome you are, the more you will be able to deceive people, then I should be regarded as a big lie, right?" β
Burst!
The little river crab suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, damn, this little soldier is not only bare-cheeked, but also fucking shameless.
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