"Life is boring, I want to make Chu Xi Yao Yao Cheek trouble!"

"Ahhhh You plagiarize!! ”

What does it mean to have 20 points of extreme charm?

When Ding Ning pretended to be a girl, the charm value was 19 points, and after a period of careful dressing, he broke through to an extreme value of 20 points, and conquered the whole world with only one shadow in the battle of Xinghai Square, and let people worship him as the goddess of advent!

Then Xu Fan used the name of the goddess of advent to make all the heroes support Jingle in every way, if it weren't for the strong determination of the Nine Dragons Thunder God to ask the hero to enter the stage of history, maybe the later battle would not have happened at all.

Jingle only needs to hook her fingers and she can become the king of the world!

Jingle is still like this, so Chu Xiyao, who has twenty extreme charms in itself, carefully dressed up in order to beat Ah Li,

What will happen?

Chu Xiyao has always been a sloppy woman who only knows how to sleep and doesn't even bother to do washing, although she has a magical makeup box, she never puts on makeup.

It is precisely in this way that Chu Xiyao can mix in the ranks of the Infinite Deacon without causing any trouble,

Even if people see Chu Xiyao, they only regard her as a beautiful girl at the level of Xiaoxue Xiaoai,

Although it is beautiful, it is far from the extent that Jingling has conquered the world with her beauty.

Ah Li has known Chu Xiyao for so long, and he has never seen Chu Xiyao who has completely released his charm.

But now,

Chu Xiyao, who has never taken anything to heart, is serious about this "No. 1 beauty in the world"!

Wash away the greasy black hair,

Long dark purple hair like a dreamy starry sky appears in the world!

Gently remove the veil,

The whole world was swept away by an inexplicable force,

Everyone was stunned and stared at Chu Xiyao stupidly.

The white and red face is slightly powdered,

It's as tender as a hard-boiled egg,

The cherry sip is rubbed with a touch of rouge, as fresh and delicious as cherry pudding,

The slightly half-squinted eyes always hide laziness, but they form Chu Xiyao's unique style.

In this woman, every inch of skin, every part is a collection of heaven and earth, and it is the most beautiful part of the world, when the most beautiful eyes, the most beautiful nose, the most beautiful ears, and the most beautiful mouth are all concentrated on the most beautiful cheeks, and then matched with a flawless exquisite curve

It has formed a monstrous frenzy that is enough to shock people's spirits!

From the moment Chu Xiyao appeared in the Cloud Tower, everyone lost the ability to blink.

It's not that they can't, but their eyes are resisting, resisting and leaking every moment of the first beauty of the heavens and all worlds!

"Hey! Everyone! Don't look at her! She's an embroidered pillow! Look here, see here, see here! ”

Ah Li jumped around crying and chirping, and took out countless props from the Sun and Moon Langhuan Perry.

"I can do acrobatics! Somersaults! Spitfire! Swallow the sword! Chest crushed boulder! And magic! The time has come to witness the miracle!! I'll play monkey too!! ”

"Woo woo woo, old folks, please have a personal show! I'm so pitiful, I've been so miserable since I was a child! ”

"Can you look at me?!! I'm the cutest little fairy!! Ahh ”

"Don't force me to undress !!"

No matter how Ah Li jumped and screamed, everyone didn't react,

It's as if he has been hit by the fixation method, looking directly at Chu Xiyao's posture,

Only Xiao Luli, who was blind, tilted his head and pulled Ah Li, who was about to take off his clothes, suspiciously.

"Master! What's wrong, what's wrong? Why is everyone's breathing gone, and the heartbeat is so loud! ”

Shan Xiao'e looked at Chu Xiyao blankly, and suddenly felt a gentle gaze on her cheek, her heart throbbed, and she subconsciously looked back,

Gaze intertwined with real gold.

On this occasion when everyone was attracted by Chu Xiyao and forgot their identity,

The two people who secretly looked at each other no longer had to be afraid of the eyes of others,

Warm and affectionate gaze at each other.

Real gold is no longer a prince,

Shan Xiao'e is no longer a prostitute,

They only had each other in their eyes, and their hearts hugged each other tightly with their eyes, and they had never been so close.

At this time, there are no words, and the eyes are enough to express.

"Hey, why don't you look? That's the first beauty in the world. ”

"In my eyes, only you are enough."

Look at each other and smile.

At this moment, there is no heaven and no earth, only the promise of lovers remains.

Looking around at the stupid crowd, Chu Xiyao covered her mouth and smiled triumphantly.

"Hey, hey, hey, two beeps, do you want to accept it?"

The ponytail behind Ah Li's head was about to explode, clenching his little fists tightly, and his little face was full of disberence.

"Ahhh Waste wood! Weak chicken! What is this! Ah Li is much more powerful than you!! Hack you!! ”

Chu Xiyao hugged the pillow in her arms, smiled and spit out her pink fragrant tongue, and shook her head gently.

"Slightly, slightly, come on~"

Seeing such a beautiful and moving Chu Xiyao showing such a playful expression, the old man in the previous costume covered his heart and screamed: "Ah, ah, the old man's heart hurts, come here, come and save me!" ”

Even though he had a heart attack and fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, his eyes still stared at Chu Xiyao without blinking,

As for the people around him, they didn't seem to hear the old man's call for help at all, and continued to hold their breath.

It's just that his expression changed slightly, as if to say: "Stinky old man die quickly, don't delay Lao Tzu to see beautiful women." ”

Ah Lili was furious, and hurriedly jumped to the old man's side.

"Ahh Wow! Going to die, going to die! O iniquity! Waste wood! Look at what you've done! ”

The old man in the fancy clothes gasped for breath, breathing more and less breathing, and seeing that he was about to die, I saw that he used the last strength of Shengping to push the kind little Ah Li away, leaving the last last words.

"You, you, you're in my way, slightly, dead."

Seeing the old man roll his eyes, kick his legs, stick out his tongue and hang up like this, Ah Li screamed angrily.

"Wow! Do you want! Just like that, he was beautifully killed! It's so hard to be blind!! Chu Xiyao! This is the childcare for you! You're so ruthless! ”

Hearing Ah Li's voice, Xiao Luli's little face was full of shock, and his ponytail trembled uneasily.

"What a terrible arrangement! It's bloody! Could this woman be the real master of beeping?! It's so professional! More powerful than Master! I St. Rolandio. Kazi. Lancôme Messiah. Providence served! ”

Chu Xiyao tilted her head suspiciously, pulled out a slightly hot prayer card from the placket of her chest, and her towering breasts fluctuated with this action, and immediately countless nosebleeds sprayed into the air like a broken faucet.

Chu Xiyao glanced at the prayer card, her little face was suddenly covered with joy, and she couldn't help jumping up.

"Yay! Good luck! The prayer card shows that an important sinner has been killed! White got a hundred beeps!! Ahahahaha, it's finally not zero! ”

Everyone's eyes were focused on Chu Xiyao's white rabbit scurrying up and down, and countless nosebleeds sprayed out like a musical fountain.

Ah Li finally couldn't stand the shameful behavior of Miss Chu Xiyao, and pulled out the golden flawed sword from the river god with a bang.

"Give you three seconds, pull the veil up, or I'll go on a killing spree! One! ”

Seeing Ah Li, who was about to go crazy, Chu Xiyao didn't dare to continue messing around, and hurriedly pulled the veil, and the moment she pulled the veil, the sound of heavy breathing came and went, and everyone closed their dry eyes tightly, panting heavily.

Zhenjin and Shan Xiao'e also reluctantly retracted their eyes, Shan Xiao'e's little face flushed, and she got the answer that had bothered her for a long time in the star-gaze just now.

can confirm the sincerity of the person you love, and the title of the first beauty in the world is no different from floating clouds.

Kublai Khan was the emperor of the Great Yuan after all, and his heart and mind were far superior to others, and he was the first to wake up from Chu Xiyao's charm, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a wry smile.

"I can't imagine that someone can really be beautiful like this, I've seen it for a long time, whew"

In the shadow of the peach tree outside the building, the Seven Haters rubbed their eyebrows.

"Her name is Chu Xiyao, Yaoyao, how can Yaoyao make trouble? What a strange name, I really can't imagine that this woman can cough like this, it should be the best time to do it just now, but unfortunately, there is still half an hour before the time passes, and then you can make a move, and there will be a chance. ”

Although Chu Xiyao, who covered her face with a veil, was still so charming, bright and beautiful, and a little more mysterious and beautiful, it was still a little worse than fully showing her appearance, and because of this, Chu Xiyao no longer dazzled everyone present, and was able to judge the situation in front of her soberly.

Kublai Khan shook his head and sighed softly: "Is it necessary to compare now?" ”

Ahma looked at Chu Xiyao directly, and muttered: "Of course you don't need it, is there anyone in this world who is more beautiful than Chu Chu Xiyao Yaoyao Yaoyao Miss?"

The old monk made a Buddha salute and said with a wry smile: "I have to say, how can this Chu Xi Yaoyao Yaoyao make trouble, Miss Yao is really a fairy, even the monk is moved by the dust, Amitabha, Amitabha." ”

Even Hua Ying, Fengzi, and Falling Snow, Shan Xiao'e nodded silently, not daring to compete with Chu Xiyao.

Everyone acquiesced to Chu Xiyao's beauty, and tacitly believed that the number one beauty in the world was none other than Chu Xiyao.

But

But there is one person who is not happy.

"Why not?! I show off my wisdom, versatile, gentle, kind, beautiful, generous, martial arts, and the world's most famous little Ah is the first to disagree! ”

Xiao Luli hurriedly made a stand.

"My master is the best-looking! Although I st. Rolandio. Kazi. Lancôme Messiah. Providence hasn't seen it! ”

Everyone looked at the angry Ah Li with a look of embarrassment, and Ahma muttered quietly.

"None of the people here are blind, it's not"

Scold! 、

The golden blemish is 0.01 cm from the throat.

"I, Jue, De, Ah, Li, Girl, Mother, also, very, good, look. Ah Li girl, please put down the knife, thank you"

Ah Li nodded in satisfaction.

"Today I want to prove to the world that she! Miss Waste Firewood is just an embroidered pillow, and it can't be better than Xiao Ali! Isn't there another competition that doesn't compare? Isn't it?! Prime Minister Wen! ”

Wen Tianxiang swallowed his saliva and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, Miss Ah Li, there should be two more competitions, Shan Xiao'e girl"

Shan Xiao'e shook her head again and again.

"No, no, no, the slave family is just a mortal woman, and she doesn't participate in the fight of the gods."

Yan Yan sneaked a glance at real gold.

Zhenjin also shook his head quietly.

In the face of such two immortal opponents, admitting defeat is the smartest approach, otherwise it is very likely to end up with the four daughters of the wind and snow, and Shan Xiao'e's choice can't even say anything to Kublai Khan, let alone Honggu.

From the moment Ah Li jumped out to stir up the situation, Zhenjin knew that what he had been worried about would never happen again.

Kublai Khan's attention had been attracted by these two stunning beauties, and he had no reason to force Shan Xiao'e to do anything anyway.

Endless joy surged into Zhenjin's chest, he secretly looked around, found that no one noticed him, smiled gently, and hurriedly said a word to Shan Xiao'e silently.

"I, marry, you."

Shan Xiao'e blushed her cheeks, hid behind Ah Li like a frightened deer, and quietly grabbed Ah Li's sleeve to suppress the throbbing of her heart.

Xiao Luli tilted his head and leaned to Shan Xiao'e's side.

"It's strange, Sister Xiao'e, why is your heart beating so fast?"

Ignoring Shan Xiao'e's strange movements, Ah Li thrust in his waist, looked at Chu Xiyao and said with a smile: "Today, Bimei has already made the rules clear, not only to test appearance, but also to test talent, this is what the emperor said, do you understand Jun Wuxiyan?" Otherwise, this seat would have overturned all the opponents from their appearance, so why bother playing these three games with them again? ”

Ah Li's words are not nonsense.

This beauty competition was originally the top brand of the five buildings gathered together, and through a talent competition to choose who is the first beauty in the world.

It's just that the four daughters of Fenghua Xueyue and the good Xiao'e are peerless beauties, and they are inseparable in appearance, and they can only be long and short in talent.

Ah Li is indeed more beautiful than these five girls, but he also abandons this advantage and chooses to fight with them for piano and dance, calligraphy and painting, which is in line with the rules, and no one can say anything, on the contrary, if Ah Li is proud of his beauty and refuses the challenge of the four daughters of Fenghua Xueyue, of course the four women of Fenghua Xueyue will not be convinced.

The truth is that this is the truth,

So even if Chu Xiyao really crushed Qunfang in terms of appearance, he had to follow Ah Li to abide by the rules of the game.

Everyone present chewed Ah Li's words carefully, raised their heads to look at Chu Xiyao, Kublai Khan knocked on the table and shouted: "What Miss Ah Li said is very true, since the rules of the competition have been formulated early, then we must strictly abide by them, but I believe that with Chu Xiyao Yaoyao Yaoyao can not make trouble with a fairy like Miss Yaoyao, she must also have extraordinary attainments in talent, at least the poem just now fully reflects Chu Xiyao Yaoyao Yaoyao can not make trouble Miss Miss, the next one happens to be a competition for literary talents, then please Chu Xiyao Yaoyao Yaoyao can make trouble, This name is really tired to pronounce cough cough, show it for us. ”

The cheap ponytail seemed to have turned into a demon's tail, Ah Li looked at Chu Xiyao with a smile, and exchanged his eyes: "Waste wood!" Ahahahaha! See if you die this time! Don't think I don't know, how many cents did that opening poem cost someone to write on your behalf?! ”

Chu Xiyao's eyes widened.

"How do you know? No, no, no, it was written by Miss Ben! Haha, haha, haha

Ha~~"

"You think I believe it?! At your level, weak chicken, waste wood! ”

Chu Xiyao raised her eyebrows, for this girl who doesn't mind everything, the only person in her life who doesn't want to lose is the second beep in front of her.

"Ahh Who are you talking about?! Miss Ben abuses you 800 times in minutes! ”

"Come on, come on, just right, next to Dou Shi, this seat doesn't compare with you to anything like piano, painting and dancing, just Dou Shi! If you win, I'll eat this table! ”

"Oh, hehehe, that Miss Ben is waiting for you to eat the table!"

"You! Today's competition has come to the last moment, dead wood, dare to add some ideas, what to gamble on? ”

"Hmph, Miss Ben is afraid that you won't make it? Just what the doctor ordered! ”

Chu Xiyao's eyes rolled, and then he smiled: "Whoever wins, who is qualified to give the boss his first kiss!" ”

The ponytail jumps into an exclamation point, and the roots are fried.

"I'm going to you, you're too hard! You dare to bet with Brother Xu Fan with your first kiss?! ”

"What's the matter, are you afraid, are you afraid?! Oh, hehehe~"

"And what about losing?!"

"Go kiss Ding Ning!"

"! When pigs fly! ”

"Are you scared? Oh, hehehe, Miss Ben is not afraid~~"

"You unprincipled, unpositional, and shameless dead wood!"

"Poof, if anyone loses, confess to Ding Ning!! Don't you dare!! ”

"Afraid of you?! Come on!!! ”

Looking at the two women arguing together like cockfighting, and then looking at the demeanor of their hands being wasted, Hua Ying, who was frightened, thought about Yuemei, who had just been blind, was obvious, and it didn't end well with Ah Li.

Falling Snow wept and her face trembled.

"Me, can I throw in the towel? I, I don't know Xu Fan, and I don't know Ding Ning."

The voice disappeared into the quarrel between the two women, and no one paid attention to it at all,

Under the aura of Chu Xiyao and Ah Li, who were all over the country, the talented girl of Dali, who was originally famous all over the world, became a little transparent.

Ahma's dry cough interrupted the two women who were about to tear together.

"Then, Shan Xiao'e gave up the competition, this is the last game, Dou Shi"

Ah Li glared and snorted.

"Dead and wasted, don't think I don't know what your plans are, do you want to learn from those traversers to copy the public? What famous poems from the Ming and Qing dynasties learned in primary school textbooks are taken out to fool people? ”

The delicate body trembled.

"You, how do you know?! No, you want to dismantle me! ”

"Oh hehehe, dead wood, don't you want to cheat! This seat does not bully you, as long as you come to a poem that this seat has never heard, this seat will admit that you win! ”

Kublai Khan was so angry by Ah Li's quarrel that he hurriedly waved his hand.

"Just Miss Ah Li, although I don't know what a primary school textbook is, in the Ming and Qing dynasties, but since Miss Ah Li has made such a big concession and put forward conditions, I believe that Miss Chu will abide by the rules.

Chu Xiyao swallowed her saliva and smiled dryly, her mind racing.

(Find one she doesn't know, uh, be sure to win her!) ）

With a big eye turn, he said cautiously: "Eh, insist that Qingshan is not"

Ah Li hurriedly continued: "Insist that Qingshan is not relaxed, and the roots are in the broken rock, are you stupid?" You think this seat doesn't know this? “

"Peach Blossom Shrine"

"Please let Tang Bohu go, OK?"

"If life is only as it first seems"

"Nalan Rongruo can't do it either!"

"Abominable, abominable, abominable! Goose goose goose, song to the sky"

"The times are wrong, King Luo Bin is from the Tang Dynasty."

Looking at Ah Li's triumphant appearance, Chu Xiyao felt a great crisis in her life, and suddenly remembered what the watermelon had said in her head: "Don't look at Ah Li's appearance, she is a real scholar, there is almost no ability in this world that she can't do, even if she pees standing up, she is so bored that she studies it"

Ah Li's ponytail flicked around, turning into a huge demon with horns in Chu Xiyao's perspective, and he smiled evilly: "Come on, is there anything else?" But what you said, if you lose, you have to confess to Ding Ning~Oh, hehehehe~~~"

Chu Xiyao hugged her fragrant shoulders and covered her chest tightly, and suddenly remembered the stupid Ding Ning in her mind.

"Nope! Miss Ben doesn't want him, alas? It's just a confession to Ding Ning, what is it, it's not a confession to a watermelon, it doesn't matter~~"

Ah Li sneered.

"Sure enough, it's a weak chicken with embroidered pillows~ I don't want to fight with this seat, hum, this seat is invincible!"

Chu Xiyao, who was about to shamelessly admit defeat, twitched her little ears.

"You! Miss Ben is not a weak chicken! The Lord said, "Those who are enemies of me will never recover, and they will work hard, starve their bodies, and suffer their minds, and empty their bodies, and do what they do, so that they can be miserable and desperate, and they will cry and kneel down and say that they will never dare again!! ”

Ah Li picked up an apple, pounced it with his little hand, and bit it down with a whimper.

"Then you prove it~~ As long as I haven't heard of it~Ahahahahaha~~"

Chu Xiyao looked at the arrogant Ah Li, clenched her little fists gently, and muttered in a low voice.

"Unheard, unheard, unheard"

Suddenly, a face with the word killing written on it flashed in his mind, and in that alley, the ragged Taoist looked up at the sky and chanted in a low voice.

Chu Xiyao's eyes lit up.

"Hey, hey, Miss Ben knows! Listen up! Hate the injustice of the sky, hate the earth endlessly"

Ah Li's face turned white, and the apple in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"It's over! Lose! ”

meanwhile

The faces of everyone present changed when they heard this familiar poem.

The whole hall was silent, except for the soft voice chanting bloody sentences.

"Hate Yuan cruelty, hate Song cowardly,

Hate Buddhism's false compassion,

Hate the Taoist is too inactive,

Hate me like a pig and a dog,

It's hard to get back!

The Seven Hatreds of Hatred,

Bloodshed for seven kills!

Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

One day people slaughter seven limits,

Killed Hulu for 800 years,

Kill a man's head and roll,

Kill a Lang Lang Qiankun!

Deep Hell Shura, this is me!

Enter my killing door, seven haters of Taoism! ”

The vast murderous aura is boundless, and thousands of ghosts are crying faintly,

Heaven and earth are swept away!

Syllable!

A palm slammed on the table!

Kublai Khan stood up suddenly, anger and horror in his eyes completely ignited.

"Presumptuous!"

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