No. 356, Taiyuan Street, Zhonghai City,

The deserted Tea Cat House Cafe.

A teenager with short black hair and a schoolbag broke into the hall in a rage.

"Uncle, uncle!"

While picking at his belly button, the big fat man who watched the playboy raised his bald head and glanced at Ding Ning who broke in.

"What's the matter, so excited?"

"This, this!"

Ding Ning excitedly took out a magazine from his schoolbag and handed it to the watermelon.

Watermelon took the magazine, lifted up the black elastic vest, and scratched her chest full of chest hair.

There was a large line written on the magazine.

Heroes, inaugural issue.

The cover shows a knight in gold armor charging towards a huge spatial rift.

Turning the pages of the book, it is full of colorful words and pictures.

The watermelon stared at the round mung bean's small eyes and touched the chin full of beard.

"Yo, yes, it's here so soon, the Hero Association is officially entertained, come and see the column, the hero ranking... Interview with Heroes... List of heroes... Popular hero comments, well, not bad, hahaha, the era of heroes has arrived. ”

"That's right, uncle, now the popularity of heroes is super high, much more ruthless than any star, the whole world is paying attention to heroes, and each hero has a fan support group."

"Oh? It's so good..."

"Yes, if nothing else, Gluten Man has more than 300,000 female fans."

"! Female fandom?!! Wait, I remember us..."

"That's right! Uncle, that page of the list of heroes! All seven of us Infinite Deacons are on board! ”

"What?!"

Xiaoxue Xiaoai, who was leaning on the bar and chatting, hurriedly came over,

Even Chu Xiyao, who was hiding at the top of the stairs and napping, jumped up.

Watermelon hurriedly opened the page of the hero list, only to see a ranking word on the page, including Xu Fan, everyone in the tea cat house was registered on it, the page was limited in length, and there were no specific pictures and introductions, but there was a QR code at the bottom of the page, and a line of small words was written at the bottom.

Scan the code to follow.

Xiaoxue, who has always been fast, was the first to take out her mobile phone, and after a while, she let out a mocking wild laugh.

"Ahahahaha, bald demon bastard, I'm afraid this hero title will laugh to death cheap Xuexue, poofhahaha."

Watermelon's eyes widened.

"What?! Can such an excellent title have a female fan?! ”

Chu Xiyao cried and glanced at the watermelon with a blue face.

"Woo woo woo, it's really a weak chicken man... Miss Ben doesn't want to..."

Xiaoxue raised her phone sheepishly.

"Fortunately, the pictures above are all mosaics, otherwise you would have blown up!"

Ding Ning nodded.

"Well, yesterday the Hero Association held a meeting and said, now the pictures are all mosaics, and the registered heroes must immediately upload the image map to update, in order not to affect daily life, it is recommended that the hero hide his true appearance."

Xiao Ai's eyes widened, and she pointed to a picture of her back and shouted.

"Hey! Why am I still there?! This title... Mouth cannon girl?! What the heck?! ”

"That's... Xiao Ai, don't be angry first, look at the bottom, you have more than 80,000 fans..."

Xiaoxue hurriedly came over, and the ridicule on her face disappeared.

"What?! Why is there a little love?! Jealous snow why not! ”

Ding Ning leaned over to Xiao Ai's side and explained with a flattering face: "That, yesterday the Hero Association held a meeting and said that the girl who stopped the internal fire of the Hero Association that day is Xiao Ai loves you~ The mouth cannon has no solution, and you have the qualifications to become a hero, so I gave you the title of mouth cannon girl..."

"What a mouth cannon girl! It's hard to hear! I'm not happy!! Go and tell them to change!! I'm not happy, I'm not happy, I'm not happy!! “

Ding Ning knelt on the ground with a snort, his knees smashed the floor, stood up and knelt down, stood up and knelt down, stood up and knelt down...

Holding Xiao Ai's plump and slender black silk legs, Ding Ning hurriedly said, "Stop!" Wait a minute! The king spares his life!! Can be changed, can be changed! “

Watermelon and Chu Xiyao hurriedly grabbed Ding Ning, and their two faces squeezed in front of Ding Ning at the same time.

"How to change!?"

Ding Ning swallowed.

"The announcement of the Hero Association said that heroes who are not satisfied with their titles can go to the Hero Association to participate in the ability assessment and apply for a new title, and I just want to talk about it..."

Xiaoxue grabbed Ding Ning's neck and shook it vigorously.

"Why is there jealousy of little love?!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Xiaoxue, you can go to the ability assessment with your uncle and them, and you will be a hero if you pass the assessment! ”

"What are you waiting for?! Go now!! ”

Everyone stood up menacingly, their eyes burning with a crackling flame.

"For female fans!"

"For popularity!"

"In order not to be a weak chicken man!"

"For a nice name!"

Ding Ning blinked and looked at the impassioned four.

"In order to... Justice? ”

Bang!

The door of the tea cat house opens,

The group rushed out in a mighty manner.

Xu Fan, who walked down the stairs with coffee, looked at the swaying door and pushed his glasses.

"These guys... What's crazy... Can you save me some snacks..."

About an hour later,

The dejected five returned to the tea cat house.

Xiaoxue frowned and complained with a small mouth: "Such a long line! Why did a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates go to report heroes! ”

Chu Xiyao waved her small fist viciously.

"They even think of us as if they were watching the fun! Miss Ben resisted

Discuss! ”

The watermelon looked up to the sky and sighed.

"They treat you like you're hilarious... Think of me as a scoundrel..."

Xiao Ai angrily kicked the watermelon.

"Who told you to touch a girl's ass! We've all been driven back! I don't open..."

Ding Ning hurriedly hugged Xiao Ai's leg and said flatteringly: "Don't worry! Didn't you notice? There are two queuing lanes, one is the normal channel and the other is the fast lane..."

Xiaoxue glared at Ding Ning viciously.

"Don't let me go through the fast lane!"

A wagging ponytail burst into everyone's sight.

"That's because the fast track is for those who are very good at first sight, and of course you weak chickens are not qualified."

Chu Xiyao stretched out her snow-white index finger and pointed at Ah Li, who was holding an apple and holding his arm.

"Who do you say is the weak chicken?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Scrappy."

"That's pretty much it."

Xiaoxue came to Ah Li's side and grabbed Ah Li's little hand with a flattering face.

"Okay, Ah Li, you can help quickly, how to take the fast track?"

Ah Li swaggered and sat on the bar, his snow-white and delicate little feet dangling.

"Heroes, there should be images of heroes! You guys are so stupid, look at your appearance, one in a black vest looks like a lewd old pervert, and three in maid costumes, are you going to apply for a waiter? There is also a school uniform and went, really when the Hero Association is a vegetable market? ”

Ah Li pushed the white half-face mask on his face and shook off the black and red cloak behind him.

"Mask, hide the truth of the void! Uniforms, carrying the will of heroes! Oral fetish, spread the principle of justice! pose, decorate the soul of the hero! Heroes, you must be handsome, cool, and recognizable, you crooked melons and cracked dates, take a good look at the model of this hero, Lord Death! Life is boring, I want to make the light strange and separate~~~! ”

The five children slapped in amazement.

"So handsome!"

"Makes sense..."

"It seems like that..."

"Ah Li, I was wrong, I always thought you were just insane..."

"Miss Ben admits to pretending to beep that you won!"

Ah Li showed a faint smile pretending to be like the wind.

"So, you have to reflect on it and set up your heroic life, masks, suits, mouth fetishes, and poses must be ready, which is the first step on the road to heroes!"

The watermelon touches the big bald head.

"Is that true of heroes?"

Ah Li's eyes widened.

"Do you understand the packaging?! If you look at the stars on TV, which one is not recognizable? Do you say that masquerade suits and mouth fetishes are important? Do you still want female fans? ”

"Yes! Leave my brother! Please take your little brother's knees! ”

Thunderous applause,

Ding Ning looked at Ah Li in a daze and asked, "Then, how should you prepare for the masquerade suit pose?" ”

"Ahem~"

Ah Li raised her little feet triumphantly, Xiaoxue Xiaoai hurriedly came over and rubbed them one by one, Chu Xiyao also reluctantly ran behind Ah Li and pinched Ah Li's shoulders.

"Crisp~! It's really good, you think about it yourself with a mouth fetish or something, come to some dreams, come to some faith, come to some life insights, and you want to be the kind of old cow that beeps when you hear it! “

Xiaoxue Xiaoai's eyes rolled, as if she had reached an important point, and hurriedly shouted loudly.

"Life is boring, I want to make it cold, snow, snow, snow!"

"Life is boring, I want to make Lu Xiaoai, love love!"

Chu Xiyao showed a cheap smile.

"You guys are so loof, you don't know how to innovate at all! Look at Miss Ben's! Life is boring, I want to make Chu Xi Yao Yao Cheek trouble! ”

The watermelon also shouted excitedly: "Life is boring, I want to make the watermelon quack~!! ”

Seeing the watermelon make a big toad-like cry, Ding Ning covered his face helplessly.

"Mom... I want to go home..."

Ah Li clapped his palms.

"Mmmm, the mouth fetish is good, especially Ding Ning, that sentence mom I want to go home fully expresses a hero's homesickness."

"Gah?!"

"Okay, all the oral fetishes are there, here's the pose! Rehearse! Think about their most handsome and awesome actions, and shout out with a mouth fetish! “

Xiao Xue and Xiao Ai hurriedly glanced at each other, two plain white little hands pulled together, arms raised, and made a standard ballet dance move.

"Life is boring, I want to make it cold, snow, snow, snow!"

"Life is boring, I want to make Lu Xiaoai, love love!"

Ah Li slapped his face.

"Not bad, yes, not only will I be able to answer, but I will also learn to make my debut in combination."

Chu Xiyao's big eyes turned, her nose twitched violently, and a big heart-shaped snot bubble floated out.

Chu Xiyao playfully blinked one eye and stretched out her snow-white finger to poke it lightly.

"Life is boring, I want to make Chu Xi Yaoyao make trouble!"

Ah Li nodded.

"Creative, good, good."

Ding Ning's eyes widened.

"I'll it, it's so disgusting and it's called creative ?!!"

"Look at me!"

The watermelon snorted, his arms were spread out, his whole body was shaken, his fat body shook violently, and his fat chest shook into waves.

"Life is boring, I want to make the watermelon quack~!!"

Ding Ning was about to pop his eyes out.

"Are you serious?! Not one, right? ”

Ah Li nodded with satisfaction and looked at Ding Ning.

"It's your turn."

"Just kidding, you want Lao Tzu to be with you

Shame on you?! ”

Xiaoxue came to Ah Li's side and pouted and said: "Ah Li, smart Xue thought about it for a while, smart snow also needs to be recognizable, the slogan is changed to life is boring, I want to make it cold, Xue Xue Xue is not happy, what's the matter?" ”

"Not bad!"

Xiao Ai hurriedly squeezed over.

"Then I'll change it, life will be boring, I want to make Lu Xiaoai love unhappy!"

Poof!

Ding Ning fell to his knees with tears on his face.

"Mom... I want to go home..."

Ah Li looked at Ding Ning in surprise.

"Ah, you're done! This pose plus slogan is very good, and the creativity is 100 points! Next up is the mask and suit! ”

Xiaoxue looked at Ah Li's white half-face mask and blinked with wide eyes.

"Masquerade... Just cover your face? ”

"No, you also have to have characteristics, you have to choose your favorite, so that others will think of you as soon as they see your mask, such as Spider-Man, Iron Man, understand?"

Watermelon showed a sudden realization expression, took out a pink bra from her underwear, and covered her head without saying a word.

"Isn't that so?!"

"Blizzard's bra a!!a Where did you come from?!! ”

Seeing Xiaoxue's crazy watermelon bag, Chu Xiyao seemed to understand something, and quickly took off the fat in the long skirt and put it on her face without saying a word.

"Miss Ben has learned!!"

The cute little love blinked, looked at Chu Xiyao, and then looked at Ah Li's snow-white little feet, and muttered in her mouth: "So that's the case..."

Xiao Ai seemed to be very satisfied, grabbed Xiao Xue, forcibly took off a white stocking on Xiao Xue's feet and helped her put it on her head.

Ding Ning's eyes widened as he looked at the group of mentally retarded people in front of him.

"Mom... I want to go home..."

At this time, the door of the tea cat's house was pushed open, and a sportswear Leng Rudao walked in, and he saw the demons and monsters in the hall, and he was so frightened that he was full of excitement.

"What the hell?!"

Ah Li saw Leng Rudao walking in, and hurriedly shouted.

"Heroes, array!"

With a small waist, Ah Li jumped in front of Leng Rudao, and pointed at the snow-white plain hand.

"Life is boring, I want to make the light weird!!"

Wearing a bra, the gap between the bra is full of bulging watermelons and quickly shaking the huge breasts.

"Life is boring, I want to make the watermelon quack~!!"

Chu Xiyao, who was in her underwear on her head, squirted out a heart-shaped snot bubble.

"Life is boring, I want to make Chu Xi Yaoyao make trouble!"

Xiao Xue, who has two stockings on her face, one black and one white, pulls together and poses in ballet movements.

"Life is boring, I want to make it cold, Xue Xue Xue is not happy!"

"Life is boring, I want to make Lu Xiaoai love unhappy!"

Poof!

Ding Ning fell to his knees and burst into tears.

"Mom... I really want to go home... Help..."

A big drop of sweat flowed from the corner of his forehead, which was as cold as a knife.

"What... What..."

Ah Li jumped up with joy.

"Yay! (＾－＾) V look! Scare the stinky fart guys out of the way! That's how it feels! Let's go! Let's go to the Hero Society!! ”

raised his snow-white jade arm and shouted majestically.

"To pretend to beep!"

"For female fans!"

"For popularity!"

"In order not to be a weak chicken man!"

"For a nice name!"

Ding Ning watched a group of mentally retarded dogs rush out of the tea cat house like wild dogs.

"For... What..."

Leng Rudao looked at Xu Fan, who walked out of the miracle with soy sauce in his arms.

"They... What's wrong? ”

Xu Fan pushed his glasses.

"They remembered that heroes are not gods... But they mistakenly think that the hero is an idiot..."

"Why the hell are they like this?"

Xu Fan's glasses flashed with a light, as if he had seen the cause and effect clearly.

"It seems that it is because I want to change the title of the Hero Association, and it is true that the title given in the last mission is not very good."

The corners of his mouth were as cold as a knife.

"Oh, is this the thing, useless Hades?"

"Your title is good, and the will of heaven is like a knife."

"Interesting, can you see if your prophecy can be fulfilled?"

Xu Fan shook his head.

"It can't be done, the title issued by the Infinite God has become the truth, and it is impossible to change it unless they replace the title of the next mission, you go and tell them."

"Hehe, I don't tell my son, such an interesting thing... I must see the excitement~"

“......”

Ding Ning got up and looked at Xu Fan pitifully.

"The boss... I'm going to go and see, I'm afraid they'll cause some trouble..."

Xu Fan lit a cigarette.

"Go with the knives, don't let them play too fiercely."

Leng Rudao covered his face and sighed.

"This son is not a kindergarten aunt... Well, well... Look at the excitement, look at the excitement~"

Stomping his feet, cold as a knife, disappearing into the gaping spatial cracks.

Putting down the soy sauce in his arms, Xu Fan looked at Ding Ning.

"Ding Ning, you follow me out of the distance."

"Huh? Traveling far away? Where to? ”

Xu Fan let out a large puff of smoke.

"King Qin Palace, Ten Halls of the Council of the King of Hell."

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