080 Tease me
The next day, the bearded beard popped up again. This time, like Guan Gong's beautiful hair, it hung down to his chest one by one, revealing a cherry-red mouth and a small and tight pointed chin. It still looks a little weird, but compared to the beard that covered most of his face like a mess, the current image is finally acceptable.
Three doors in the same courtyard opened at the same time, and three people living next to each other stepped out of their rooms together.
He Yuting shouted good morning. And Yao Qianyi's attitude was cold, she nodded at the bearded man, and left the dormitory in a hurry. The bearded man was pale and looked a little distracted.
"What's wrong, bearded?"
The bearded man looked at He Yuting. "Can you accompany me to find Brother Hua?"
After Brother Hua plucked his beard last night, he was immediately beaten viciously by the resentful gang. I didn't expect the man in Wanhua Valley to look weak and can't help the wind, but in fact, he is really weak! I was stunned and beat people five times.
Now the bearded man has to pull her with him to dare to have the courage to go to Brother Hua, probably because he feels guilty and doesn't dare to face it alone, right? But the beard can't do it without Brother Hua now. If the bearded man was in a state of self-abandonment before, now he has found the only life-saving grass in the vast sea of suffering, and he will be dragged to death in his hands.
He Yuting immediately agreed to the bearded man's request. They pounced in Brother Hua's dormitory.
The patriarch and the deputy patriarch had their own separate courtyards. If the dormitory of He Yuting and other ordinary gangsters is compared to a townhouse, then the place where Hua Ge and Erlang Zhenjun live can be called a single-family villa. The whole courtyard faces the lake and the mountains, and there is a small forest next to it. The winding paths in the forest are elegant and unique, the trees are scattered and orderly, and the morning light passes through the cracks of the leaves, like broken gold spots on the stone slabs of different sizes.
The door of the quaint mansion is closed, and a box next to the door indicates that the owner has just left.
He Yuting and the bearded man turned their heads and went to the cafeteria. At this time, the gang members usually gather in the cafeteria for breakfast.
Brother Hua really sat in the cafeteria. He and Erlang Zhenjun are inseparable from Meng, and there is a meat T blood yin sitting next to him. He Yuting was surprised, she thought that the two second goods hadn't gotten up, but they were already sitting here. As soon as Rou T saw He Yuting, he opened his arms and shouted: "Here, here!" The four of them sat around a large square table, especially vacating the seat next to Erlang Zhenjun. At first glance, he was waiting for He Yuting.
He Yuting's face was hot, and she pulled her beard and sat opposite Erlang Zhenjun.
"Little Wu, why are you shy?" Meat T complained dissatisfied, "If you don't hold your thighs firmly, be careful of being abducted by other vixens." ”
He Yuting glared at him. "Eat your meal!"
Meat T's neck shrank, his eyes turned to the beard, and he praised: "The beard is much more beautiful now." ”
Brother Hua also looked at the bearded man with a smile, and he asked with a kind expression, "Your hidden mission only needs to pluck the beard three times, right?" ”
"I plucked it once last night, and only grew a second puff this morning. It seems that this beard plucking also has a CD. It is estimated that I will pull it once today, and I will be able to pull it out for the third time every other day. Rest assured, I promise to give you the perfect relief. He didn't seem to care at all about what happened after the plucking of the beard last night, and even invited the bearded man to breakfast in a good mood, which was regarded as a celebration of the beard's hope to return to normal.
The bearded man glared at Brother Hua unhappily. When she's upset, she always likes to stare at others. In the past, her eyes widened, as if Zhang Fei had just crawled out of the coffin, but now she has a little charm of beautiful eyes. "Brother Hua, you ...... Would you like to help me pull my beard? ”
Hua Ge looked at her in surprise. "Of course!"
"Last night, you, you lost more than a month of life because you pulled my beard, don't you care at all?"
Hua Ge smiled and shook his head. "I'm already a person who has died once, and it is enough to be able to pick up this life and live another year and a half."
"But if you die in this world, you will be scattered!" The bearded man looked excited.
Brother Hua smiled faintly, "I deserve it." In my last life, I didn't value my life and chose to commit suicide. After committing suicide, I will return to this world to know the beauty of the world. Enough is enough, I don't force it. ”
The living treasure trio next to them opened their eyes wide at the same time, and like the rest of the gang who were burning with the fire of gossip, they pricked up their ears in a daze. Their eyes did not miss Brother Hua's expression, and their ears did not let go of every word Brother Hua said.
Brother Hua actually committed suicide.
Although suicide has always been regarded as a crime by all walks of life, is it necessary for this evil to fall into the world where the blackened remnants gather? He Yuting didn't figure it out. In the past, she had always thought that the remnants of this world should be some sinners who did all kinds of evil. Even if it is not a person who does no evil, it is a person who commits a great mistake in an unintentional manner. For example, Xueyin fell into this world because he drove and killed people and escaped. Hua Ge's story once again refreshed He Yuting's cognition.
Erlang Zhenjun glanced at He Yuting, and then calmly said to the bearded man, "You have to thank Xiao Wu." If she hadn't found out that Brother Hua hadn't pulled his beard, you might still be wandering around like a headless fly today. ”
In a short period of time, all eyes were focused on He Yuting.
He Yuting almost choked on the mouth of the esophagus with a mouthful of steamed buns.
The bearded man shyly thanked He Yuting. "Speaking of which, the Bahu Conference was also proposed by Xiao Wuxian because of Xiao Wuxian, and Qianyi thought of such a big move."
The eyes of the probing around suddenly became thoughtful.
"Leave me alone." He Yuting hurriedly said, "As long as you can complete your hidden mission, it will be great for me." After all, my hidden mission is to help you. She graciously admitted to her hidden mission. The gaze of many people looking at her figure suddenly turned hot.
Brother Hua clapped his hands and said, "Bearded, you wait a while, and I'll help you pull your beard once after breakfast." ”
"Don't!" The bearded man actually refused.
"Huh?"
Facing Brother Hua's puzzled gaze, the bearded little face turned slightly red. "I remember your hidden mission was to flirt with your sister a hundred times?"
At the mention of his hidden mission, Hua Ge frowned in disgust.
"Oh? Brother Hua, you used to be an otaku, right? Meat T smiled, "So in order to make up for the shortcomings of your previous life, the system will make you flirt with your sister a hundred times in your life." ”
Brother Hua's eyes flickered. "I'm a tech nerd, and I was a hacker in my previous life."
Meat T puffed the bloody face.
"It's dirty." Blood Yin complained coldly.
Meat T naa. "Technords? Hacker? Is that kind of autistic genius? ”
Brother Hua nodded.
"Then why did you kill yourself?" Wouldn't that kind of person be rich? And you can also immerse yourself in your own world and live a sound and colorful life.
Brother Hua was silent for a while, and said with a smile: "Because I fell in love with a woman I shouldn't love, the other party rejected me." In desperation, I hacked the Pentagon in the United States, locked their computers and blackmailed Bitcoin. ”
The sound of bowls clinking glasses and chopsticks falling to the ground was heard everywhere in the cafeteria.
"Damn! You're the one who hacked the Pentagon and forced Bitcoin? Someone yelled.
"That's famous! The whole family was doxxed. ”
"Hey, in this way, you will be quite miserable in the future." Everyone knows that once the Americans retaliate, they will bite like a hound that does not let go.
He Yuting didn't know these things at all, and Brother Hua should have happened after she was frozen. Judging from the surrounding reactions, Brother Hua's suicide is equivalent to a catastrophe that cannot be ended, and he has to be a means of escape.
Hua Ge himself admitted: "Yes, yes, I deserve it." ”
The bearded man looked much more depressed than Brother Hua. "Brother Hua," she whispered to interrupt Brother Hua's interaction with the people around her, "You come and tease me." After ninety-nine teases, you will be free. ”
Everyone was stunned. What did the bearded man say just now?
Even Brother Hua was shocked. He hurriedly waved his hand and politely refused: "You don't have to worry about me." I don't want to flirt with my sister because of my own knots, and I don't want to repeat my previous mistakes......" everyone's eyes brushed on Brother Hua's face - it turns out that Brother Hua's self-abandonment in his previous life shook the cornerstone of Americans' pride, and it was because of his flirtatious sister?
Someone sneaked up on this gossip and spread it: Outside! The man who shook the U.S. intelligence agencies and finally committed suicide to thank the world turned out to be a fault caused by his sister!
The bearded eyes were shining, and she looked at Brother Hua pitifully. "I know why."
"What do you know?" A roar from all directions.
The bearded man sobbed quietly. "I know you made a big mistake by being rejected and had to end up committing suicide."
Cut ——! The crowd was unimpressed. Everyone knows about this!
"I know that person laughed at you and trampled on your self-esteem before rejecting you, saying that you couldn't even tell the difference between men and women, and pursued others indiscriminately, like a fool, and deserved to be deceived into a poor bastard......"
As the plot reversed, the expressions of countless onlookers changed violently, and they could bite off a chopstick at a time, and stuff an egg into it at a time. Brother Hua pursed his lips and stared straight at the beard.
The bearded man wiped a handful of snot and moved roughly, she raised her head and said:
"Because I'm the big liar who spent all your money and laughed at you."