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When I stepped into the campus and looked at the immature faces coming and going, I suddenly heard such a prompt in my mind, which made me stunned, and hurriedly took out my mobile phone to check the work page, and sure enough, the status had become: signing.

"I finally signed the first transformation book in my life, eh, hey, hey."

"Ju He, why are you suddenly laughing at such a thief? What to see? Saying that, regardless of my reaction, he snatched my phone directly, and couldn't help but wonder when he saw that I was just reading the page of my novel.

"It's really a big eyelid with a light bulb, don't you see my novel signed? Hmph, isn't it awesome? ”

"I'll take it, so the book can also be signed?"

"Hmm, please don't say my book is bad in front of me, the author, okay? Everyone is out to mix, can you give some face? ”

"Okay, okay, you're amazing, cut." Xun Moran gave me a hygienic eye, "Speaking of which, you are so good, how do you know that you have signed a contract for the novel?" Suddenly, I took out my phone. ”

"A woman's sixth sense." Uh-huh, you can't say I have a system prompt for me, right? At this time, the identity of a woman is very useful, doesn't it say that a woman's sixth sense is the eighth wonder of the world. When he caught the adulterer, his IQ was second only to Sherlock Holmes, when he was in love, his writing was second only to Mo Yan, and when he was angry, his combat power was second only to Ultraman......

Is it surprising that such a creature feels that his novel shows the status of the contract?

Surprised?

It's not surprising, of course, and it's very reasonable.

And Xun Moran just pursed his mouth after listening to my explanation, and returned the phone to me. "But, Ju He, I always feel that you have changed a lot, after this leave, I feel like you have changed as a person, you used to be a silent person, but now you have become a lot more cheerful, and you even go to be an anchor...... You can't really be like what you write in your new book, in fact, you are an uncle in your thirties, right? ”

Uncle? Please, little sister, please call me brother, I'm just a round older than you, don't you call your uncle more points?

"Yes, in fact, I'm just a weird uncle, so I ask you if you're afraid?"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'm dead, then you touched my chest last time, you have to be responsible for me." As he spoke, he stepped forward and grabbed my arm, and walked directly towards the teaching building with his arms around me. Feeling the soft feeling coming from his arm, as well as the faint fragrance of the girl who was close at hand, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

It seems, it's not bad to be a girl?

At least I'm a man, I've never been treated like this!

A young and beautiful girl like Xun Moran and I, especially an existence like me, has naturally attracted a lot of attention. Originally, I was a little uncomfortable with such a bearish gaze, but after feeling it for a while, I got used to it.

The gaze of young boys and girls is not as complicated as that of the real society, their admiration is only that kind of pure admiration, and their envy is only that kind of simple envy, not so realistic, not so worldly, so under such a gaze, although I feel a little shy, but it is not uncomfortable.

"Oh, who am I? It turned out to be the mascot of Shenglan's sick seedling? How? Don't skip class anymore? "I didn't have time to approach the classroom when I first went up the stairs, but I was stopped by a group of people, and it was a tall girl in front of me, and her words made me frown somewhat.

Naturally, it was Qin Tianyi, who had some disagreement with me, who seemed to see my arrival and deliberately went to the staircase to block me.

"Huh? Mo Dye, why is this male classmate wearing our uniform? When did Shenglan agree to the pseudo-mother wearing women's clothes to school? "Originally, Xun Moran directly pulled me to the side, but I didn't follow it, Li Linghe was easy to bully in the past, and now Li Linghe is not so easy to bully.

"You!" Qin Tianyi's voice was raised a lot by my words in an instant, and she glared at me through gritted teeth, "Pseudo-mother, your sister!" Where does the old lady look like a man! ”

shrugged her shoulders and glanced at her chest, this action made her instantly hurriedly hold her chest with both hands, and her face turned red instantly, especially at the sail I deliberately raised, a burst of envy and jealousy.

"What's wrong with being a man, you have to learn what others do as a pseudo-mother, hey, are the children swollen these days?" As I spoke, I stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder to comfort her, and then pulled Xun Moran to swagger away from the crowd towards the classroom.

The onlookers looked confused, and their heads were full of question marks, especially a few boys who belonged to Li Yuhe's faction were still thinking about whether to help, and they were shocked to see me so sharp-toothed.

When did Li Juhe dare to speak like this before? Not to mention a strong girl like Qin Tianyi, even ordinary girls Li Juhe will only nod her head.

Today's scene simply blinded their titanium eyes.

"You, you, you, ......" Qin Tianyi's face was flushed with anger, and she turned her head and stretched out a finger to point at my back hatefully, but it was a pity that even a girl like her didn't know how to scold her back after being choked like this for a moment, especially because Li Yuhe's image was suddenly subverted, which made her a little difficult to adapt to for a while. You know how to play tricks, and you have the ability to compete with the real ability! ”

"Really? What kind of real skills? Hearing her voice, I didn't rush into the classroom, and turned my head to look at her with interest.

"Than ...... Compare...... than running! Yes, running! Don't dare! 5000 meters! ”

Hearing her words, everyone around was amazed.

"You yourself said that I was a sick seedling, and you are really embarrassed to run with me."

"What? As a candidate for the school flower of Shenglan, it should not be an all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, so as to represent Shenglan, right? How? Don't you dare? ”

I spread my hands, looking helpless, "I really want to compare with you, but you also know, you can run as much as you want, how inconvenient it is for me to run like this, isn't it?" You don't know how important the chest is to a woman, and now it's in the development period, what if this bump is damaged? Do you know how many women die from breast cancer every year? ”

"I ...... Big breasts, amazing. ”

"It's just amazing." As I spoke, I straightened my chest again, causing her to gnash her teeth again, and the onlookers, especially the boys, had straight eyes. "As for me, I'm not feeling well these days, 5000 meters or something will be exempted, but if you want to compare the short, I'll accompany you."

"How dare you compare?" Qin Tianyi didn't believe it, after all, I am a well-known sick seedling, and she is on the school track and field team.

"Brother...... Well, my sister has always been relatively low-key, so I don't care about you, since you want to be slapped in the face so much, I'll satisfy you. It's too long, just a lap of the playground, it's 400 meters, I really don't want to run in this weather, such a big sun is very bad for the skin. ”

"Okay! One lap is one lap! After you lose, you will call me Sister Sheng when you see me, and then you will look at me first. ”

"Why are you so persistent in being a woman, hey, forget it, I don't care about you, what if I win?"

"After you win, I will call you sister, and you will be the only one in the future!"

"Brother is good, then start this game without suspense as soon as possible, hey, I accepted a younger brother inexplicably, this world is really wonderful."

"You...... Hum! Take advantage of the fact that you are hard-mouthed! ”