Volume 1 Zhonghai City's Super Beep Expert Extra Chapter Pseudonym Acelet
Watching Ding Ning happily jump on the extended Bentley that the eggplant turned into and walk away, Xu Fan pushed his glasses.
"It's all gone, I'm left alone, it seems that the tea cat house will close early today..."
Xiao Fan stood in the courtyard with a broom, blinking pitifully and looking at Xu Fan with big eyes.
Xu Fan didn't see Xiao Phantom on the side, and stretched himself in the bright sunshine.
"Ahh It's so comfortable... What should we do? These uneasy guys aren't there, it's like... It's boring, well, I haven't seen the sun in a long time, and the weather seems to be good..."
Xu Fan stepped out of the door half a step slightly, and immediately the situation changed, a black and oppressive dark cloud hurriedly squeezed away like a person knocked the medicine, and the white clouds on the side covered the entire blue sky, and there was a faint lightning and thunder in the dark clouds, as if he blinked his eyes and said to Xu Fan: You take another half a step to try?
Xu Fan tugged at the corners of his mouth, looked up and sighed helplessly: "Hey, hey, as for it, I just want to bask in the sun." ”
There was a muffled thunder from the dark clouds, as if a great consciousness was roaring in anger.
Xu Fan shook his head.
"Isn't it just an existence that shouldn't exist, there are so many people in this world, there are not many of me, and your Gaia consciousness as the earth is too stingy."
Taking out a cigarette from his chest pocket, Xu Fan scratched his hair.
"Brother, borrow a fire."
Take half a step!
At that moment, a bolt of lightning came out of the dark clouds and slashed at Xu Fan's head!
And Xu Fan's movements were faster than lightning, at the same time as the lightning fell, Xu Fan turned into a phantom and took a step back, the lightning just fell in front of Xu Fan and wiped the cigarette mouth, if someone can take this moment down and slow down 10,000 times to watch, they will find that the moment the lightning splits, Xu Fan adjusted the angle of the cigarette mouth, so that the lightning just scratched the air to produce flames, instead of conducting the current to Xu Fan's body along the cigarette body!
The cigarette went out, Xu Fan spit out a puff of smoke, the corners of his mouth went up, and he gestured his middle finger at the dark cloud.
"Thanks!"
took out the mobile phone in his pocket and clicked on WeChat, swayed back to his body, and the dark clouds in the sky trembled as if he was angry after seeing that Xu Fan was not killed, and turned into a line of big characters in the sky:
There's a kind of you coming out! Lao Tzu hacked you to death!
Xu Fan went back to the tea cat house while playing with his mobile phone, the dark clouds slowly dispersed unwillingly, and the little phantom in the yard looked helplessly at Xu Fan playing tricks on God like a child, and whispered to himself: "Only the boss is so boring and has nothing to tease Gaia's consciousness..."
Xu Fan clicked on the WeChat on his mobile phone, and the avatar was a cartoon girl, and the remark name was the information of the little god baby.
"Another night?"
The corners of Xu Fan's mouth went up, revealing a somewhat sweet smile.
"Well, I'm so tired."
"Stupid! Tell you how many times, don't stay up late! Always stay up late bald! Will age! Will get fat! ”
"Poof, you haven't seen me again, how do you know I'm bald?"
"No matter! In short, don't stay up late! ”
"I know, I know, hey, you're a netizen, and you're not my girlfriend, why do you care so much about me?!"
"Humph! Big stupid! Stinky Acelet! I don't read your books anymore! ”
"Okay, I was wrong, what about you, go to work?"
The girl on the other side sent a message after a while, and Xu Fan took this time to come to the kitchen, picked up a bright red tomato and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Of course, I'm so tired from work! I really envy you for staying at home every day. ”
"Why! Even though I'm at home every day, I still have to work. ”
The girl sent a cute humming expression, Xu Fan smiled, and flipped through the chat history, because of Ding Ning's matter in the past few days, Xu Fan has been resetting the time, so every morning at this time the baby will send the same message. Looking at the photos of dogs and cats sent by the little god baby, although Xu Fan had seen it three times, he still took the trouble to listen to the girl tell what she had seen and heard, with a gentle smile on his face.
Walking into his room, Xu Fan sat down next to the computer, opened the writing software, and browsed the results of his night's struggle while looking at the information of the little god baby, calculating the time, Ding Ning should have arrived at the school at this time.
Xu Fan snapped his fingers, and a water curtain appeared in the void, which clearly showed the scene of Ding Ning stepping out of the luxury car and amazed the world.
Xu Fan took a sip of coffee, rubbed his temples, and smiled helplessly: "This Ding Ning is another master who doesn't make people worry, but he still looks good as a girl." ”
The little god baby's WeChat jumped again.
"What are you doing?"
"It's nothing, code words, alas, by the way, have you ever seen that kind of boy who looks particularly good as a girl?"
"Haha, are you talking about women's clothing bosses? What, you want to add a character like this to your novel? ”
"Well, I think this kind of character should be quite interesting."
"Poof, great writer Acelet, there are so many characters in your novels, can you take care of them?"
Xu Fan smiled and picked up his phone.
"It's okay, I think I'm pretty good, these characters are pretty cute, don't you like it too."
"You, what an old traitor, look at the protagonist you wrote, the first chapter is so miserable, it's too poisonous! Now readers like to pretend to beep and slap their faces, will anyone read them like this? ”
"Isn't there still you as a reader?,Haha,I can't write a routine essay.,There's no way to write the kind of protagonist who goes against the sky when he appears.,Oh yes.,This character is not the protagonist.,I wrote it in the prologue.,It's just that many people don't pay attention to the prologue.。
"Mmmm, you're right, Acelet, you write the characters quite vividly, especially the pair of maids, it's really cute, but then again, you write so many characters, do they really live in the world?"
Xu Fan smiled.
"Hmmm! Yes, at least the character of the little god baby in the book, isn't it you? ”
The other end of the phone didn't reply to the message for a long time, and Xu Fan could imagine that the little god baby, who had always been arrogant, must have blushed at this moment.
The phone vibrated and a message popped up with the baby god.
"Big bad! Ignore you! Okay, I've got something to do, we'll talk about it in the afternoon! ”
"Hmm!"
Xu Fan turned off his mobile phone and yawned, lay down on the soft bed, and frowned as he looked at Ding Ning, who was in trouble in the water curtain.
"This guy... It's really not worry-free..."
After a while, Xu Fan, who was extremely sleepy, fell asleep.
Outside the gate of Huangxiang High School, a girl who was munching on an apple turned off her mobile phone, took out a white half-face mask from her school bag, and tied her loose hair into a ponytail.
"Alright! Transformation is successful! Huh! Foolish mortals, greet your Lord Reaper! ”