Chapter Seventy-Five: A Crappy Liar
"Let go of me! You badass! Big bastard! โ
In the restored tranquility of the forest, a fat rabbit has its ears scratched by Li Wildly, and its legs are jumping weakly in the air.
Li tugged at its ears and leaned in front of it, revealing a wicked face.
"Scold me again, turn around and stew you!" Li Mad said nakedly and threateningly.
The rabbit scolded viciously: "Damn human, you must not die well!" I won't let you go! โ
Li Madness waved his hand and lit up a pile of dead branches, which lit up a red flame.
Then he put up a simple shelf with one hand, and muttered: "Speaking of which, my stomach is really hungry, so I might as well eat roast rabbit for dinner!" โ
The rabbit's eyes widened in horror as the flames floated beneath its ass, and at last he let go of his posture and pleaded, "Don't eat me!" Don't eat me! Brother Li Mad, I'm Xiao Wu! How do you eat me? People are so cute! โ
A triumphant smile appeared in Li Yan's eyes, and he said, "You are finally willing to admit it?" โ
The rabbit lowered his head as if resigned to his fate and said, "Anyway, you guessed it, didn't you?" โ
Li laughed wildly: "Even if you are smart, can you hide this little disguise from me?" โ
Li Mad shook it casually and threw the rabbit on the ground.
The rabbit rolled around among the dead leaves, got up and glared at Li Mad viciously, and then burrowed deeper into the bushes.
After a while, a cute girl in a pink dress came from the depths of the dense forest.
That familiar face, not Xiao Wu, but who is it?
"Willing to change back?" Li Mad raised his head and glanced at her, a big frog in his hand that he didn't know where to go, stripped naked, and was roasting on an iron fork.
The sky was getting darker, and there were soul beasts howling in the depths of the forest.
"I let Da Ming and Er Ming go back first, and you in the province will have a conflict again."
Xiao Wu sat down around the bonfire with a huff, stretching out two little hands to keep warm.
The temperature difference between day and night in the Star Dou Great Forest is extremely large, and at night, the fog begins to fill and become clammy and cold.
"After eating this roast frog, come back with me." Li Mad tore off a frog's leg from the iron fork and handed it to Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu shook his head and said, "Have you ever seen a rabbit eat meat?" โ
Li thought for a while and said, "If I'm not mistaken, I saw you eat less meat during the dinner." โ
Xiao Wu puffed out her mouth and said, "Hmph, I was forced to eat it so as not to show flaws, in fact, I hate eating meat the most!" โ
"Oh, then I'll eat it myself."
Li Mad unceremoniously enjoyed the frog meat by himself, and he ate it so quickly that he stuffed it into his mouth in two or three bites, chewing even the bones and swallowing them.
Xiao Wu took out a bright carrot from her pocket and took a small bite of it, eating it very deliciously.
After eating, Li clapped his hands and stood up, and stepped on the bonfire.
"Let's go, go find Teacher Zhao and them."
After speaking, he walked ahead in the moonlight, walking quickly, not worrying that Xiao Wu would not be able to keep up.
Xiao Wu jumped up and down behind her, and she looked cute.
"Brother Li, you'll keep it a secret for me, right?"
Li Madhead didn't reply: "As long as you don't demolish me, I won't talk much." โ
Xiao Wu happily jumped in front of him and walked backwards: "Then it's decided, let's not talk about this matter." โ
"Well, of course." Li Mad replied absentmindedly.
Xiao Wu raised his eyebrows, and in order to please Li Mad, he took out his beloved carrot and gave it to him: "This is a carrot special product of the Star Dou Great Forest, you taste it, it's delicious." โ
Li Mad wanted to vomit when he saw the carrot, and refused in disgust: "Such a precious food, you should keep it for yourself, I want to vomit when I see the radish now!" โ
In the previous battle, in order to replenish his soul power, he ate a lot of radishes that he had condensed, almost a few hundred catties.
It really feels like I want to vomit when I eat it.
Xiao Wu playfully stuck out her tongue, and then remembered that Li Mad himself was a professional radish producer.
When it's almost dawn.
Li Mad finally found Zao Wou-Ki and them.
"I'll just say, your kid is blessed with a great life, and he will be fine!" Zao Wou-Ki saw Li Mad and Xiao Wu return at the same time, and happily patted Li Mad on the head to express his condolences.
Tang San took Xiao Wu's hand and hugged them excitedly, he had risked his life to find Xiao Wu before, but found nothing, and then encountered a sneak attack by a human-faced spider, and started a big battle, although he successfully killed him and condensed the third soul ring, he also suffered a lot of injuries.
Then he was found by Zao Wou-Ki, who was looking for him, and he was no longer allowed to leave the team without permission.
Tang San was very sad, he thought that Xiao Wu had been captured by the Titan Giant Ape, and his hope of survival was very slim.
Unexpectedly, early in the morning, I saw Xiao Wu walking from afar behind Li Mad, looking lively and cheerful.
Tang San, whose heart was like ashes, was so excited that he slapped himself twice in disbelief, thinking it was a dream.
Li Mad was asked by everyone how he and Xiao Wu were out of danger, so he casually fabricated a story. said that after being captured by the Gaishi Dragon and Snake couple, he encountered the siege of powerful soul beasts, and he fled in chaos, and then met Xiao Wu on the way back, so he simply brought it back together.
As for how Xiao Wu fulfilled her lie, Li Mad didn't bother to bother.
"Brother Li, thank you for taking care of Xiao Wu, I, Tang San, am grateful." Tang San and Xiao Wu were close enough, and they walked over holding hands again and thanked Li Mad again.
Li waved his hand and said, "It's all classmates, what's polite?" โ
"By the way, Xiao Wu, how did you get out of the hands of the Titan Giant Ape?"
Zao Wou-Ki came up and asked suspiciously.
Xiao Wu put his hands behind his back, his little face was stunned for a moment, and he opened his mouth and said: "That's right, after the giant ape took me away, it took me to a deep pool, and then it left me alone and ran to sleep by itself, and then I came back by myself." โ
Zao Wou-Ki smacked his tongue and said, "Just ยทยทยทยทยท That's it? โ
"Teacher, that's the way it is, you don't suspect me of lying, do you?" Xiao Wu used her nirvana, selling cute secret skills, and stared at Zao Wou-Ki with a pair of watery and innocent eyes.
Where did Zao Wou-ki, a rough man, resist such lethality, he was immediately defeated, waved his hand and said, "Okay, if you are lucky, I won't ask about this matter." โ
From the tone of voice, it could be heard that Zao Wou-Ki was still suspicious of Xiao Wu's words. That's the Titan Giant Ape, who went all the way to capture her, and then left it behind when she went back? No one will believe it when it is told to anyone.
Zao Wou-Ki estimated that Xiao Wu had something unspeakable, and he didn't want to tell the truth, so he didn't bother to ask again.
Anyway, everyone is back safely, and there is no point in dwelling on this.
A day later.
Zao Wou-Ki led the group out of the range of the Star Dou Forest and found a hotel to stay in.
That night, Li Crazy sneaked into Zhu Zhuqing's room through the window, wanting to say goodbye to her, because the time limit for the lease was approaching.
As soon as I jumped into the window, a bright light flashed in the dark corner.
Li Madness nimbly avoided the fierce light, grabbed a hand in the darkness, and pulled it into his arms.
The person in his arms is Zhu Zhuqing himself.
"The vigilance is quite strong, not bad!" Li Maqiang forcibly did not take his eyes off, so as not to be tempted by the fierce scenery.
Zhu Zhuqing popped out of his arms lightly, glared at him coldly and said, "Why are you running to my room so late, sneaky, I know that you have bad intentions!" โ