Chapter Twenty-Three: Stupid Bunny

Along the way, the jackal told Bauhinia about his experience, and after hearing this, Bauhinia glanced at the wind leopard and said, "Unlucky fellow, send yourself to the door as a mount." ”

The two of them talked and laughed, and because they both had mounts, the speed was greatly improved, and they unconsciously returned to the place where Long Xiaotian was.

Hearing the sound, Long Xiaotian, who was grilling fish, raised his head and saw the most conspicuous Bauhinia under his mount, and the stunned Long Xiaotian fish fell from his hand.

"Stupid bunny?" Long Xiaotian stared at the big monster under Zijing with wide eyes and uncertainties, and finally made sure that he was not mistaken, it was the kind of creature with trouble and intelligence, stupid rabbit.

Stupid rabbit is one of the low-level monsters, this monster giant has a strong sense of territory, will attack any creature that passes by its territory, and compared to other monsters, the IQ is relatively low, only equivalent to the IQ of some ordinary animals and beasts, and often make some stupid decisions, such as digging a hole in the river, and eventually drowning in the river, such as a herbivorous monster, seeing carnivorous predation but not knowing whether to live or die imitation to join its team, it is precisely because of this string of stupid things that it was named stupid rabbit, It is precisely because of its stupid actions caused by its underdeveloped mind that the number of stupid rabbits is very scarce, and there is a saying that describes them as appropriate, but they will not die if they do not do it.

"You're not going to use this stupid rabbit as a mount, are you?" Long Xiaotian looked at Bauhinia who jumped down from the stupid rabbit in surprise and asked.

"What's the matter, it's so fast, and it's not bad, and the most important thing is that it's so cute." Bauhinia replied to the smooth white fur of the stupid rabbit, and seemed to like the mount very much.

"Do you know what it is?" Long Xiaotian asked in surprise.

"I don't know, but it's cute." Bauhinia replied.

"It's a stupid bunny!"

"So what, it's so cute."

"Do you know how stupid Bunny is?"

"I don't know, so what, it's so cute."

"Do you know how much time we're going to spend taking care of this idiot along the way?"

"I don't know, so what, it's so cute."

"Have you ever seen anyone use it as a mount?"

"I haven't seen it, so what, it's so cute."

"You know ....."

"It's so cute."

"You ....."

"Cute."

.........

Long Xiaotian gave up the idea of continuing to persuade Bauhinia, he found out for the first time that reasoning with a woman was such a stupid thing at first sight, why didn't he find out when he got along with Ai Shanshan before?

Cuteness is justice, and Bauhinia implemented this point of view and successfully persuaded Long Xiaotian.

When he saw the Jackal's mount, the Wind Leopard, Long Xiao Tiancai felt a little comforted, if the Jackal also got a stupid rabbit, although it was impossible for this rare magical beast to appear two at a time, but he was still worried, one such stupid and cute animal was enough for them to drink a pot.

"Where's your mount?" At this time, Bauhinia asked Long Xiaotian, who had picked up a new fish and grilled it again, "You don't want to share a mount with us, do you?" I won't let you come up, who let you react so violently before seeing it. ”

Long Xiaotian glanced at Bauhinia helplessly, this woman even played tsundere, the feeling she gave people when she first met was all a lie, what about the iceberg royal sister?

"Don't worry, if you ask me, I will also sit, I have my own mount, I hope you will not regret your decision on the road."

"Cut!" Zijing touched the huge head of the stupid rabbit, and didn't care about Long Xiaotian's words, so cute, how could I regret it, this must be the most correct decision.

The jackal looked at the two people who were fighting and had a feeling of crying and laughing, if the outside world saw these two people like this, his jaw would definitely drop, after all, the indifferent image of these two people was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

After a while, Long Xiaotian roasted the fish and handed it to Bauhinia and Jackal respectively, and handed the horse meat that had already been roasted to the two of them, and officially started the first out-of-town lunch for the three of them.

Zijing took a bite of the fish, frowned and said, "Compared with what Sister Shanshan did, it's much worse." Long Xiaotian rolled his eyes and said, "I don't like to do it myself." "Eating and saying so much, Long Xiaotian added in his heart.

Zijing stuck out her tongue and didn't care, leaning on the white body of the stupid rabbit and leisurely eating the food prepared by Long Xiaotian, let her do it, it is better to let the gods give up hunting and killing humans.

Compared with Bauhinia, the jackal was much quieter, eating his food quietly, while his mount, the Wind Leopard, ate the rest of the raw horse meat. Occasionally, the jackal would suddenly feed the wind leopard a piece of food, after all, this was also the first time he had captured a mount, and he still had a special feeling in his heart.

Although it was outside, there were some demonic beasts around it, but they didn't dare to approach them because of the fear of Long Xiaotian, everything was so peaceful, everything was so beautiful, until.... Clumsy Rabbit noticed that the jackal fed the wind leopard food from time to time, so he rubbed the bauhinia leaning against it with its snow-white head, stared at the grilled fish in Bauhinia's hand, and then opened its small mouth to reveal its two front teeth, the intention was already obvious.

Long Xiaotian patted his head and said secretly, It's over, I know that this kind of troublesome demonic beast won't lie there so quietly waiting for lunch to end.

"What? Do you want to eat it too? Bauhinia looked at the stupid rabbit and asked.

When the jackal heard it, he looked over and said, "How is it possible, even if it is a demonic beast, it is also herbivore, how can it be ......." The jackal was shocked by the actions of Bauhinia and Stupid Rabbit before he finished speaking, only to see Bauhinia pick up the grilled fish and put it in the mouth of Stupid Rabbit, and then Stupid Rabbit swallowed it in one bite.

Even the wind leopard that was quietly eating food was thundered, you are a rabbit, you are about to start eating meat, this makes us leopards how to live, there is little food in the first place, and now there are you bastards to grab the only food.

The jackal also scolded angrily in his heart: "What kind of ghost rabbit is this, and its dignity as a herbivore?" I even started eating meat. ”

Bauhinia didn't care about the complaints in the hearts of the people and beasts next to her, and the more she touched the stupid rabbit, the more she felt cute, and said, "Little stupid, really good." ”

Long Xiaotian on the side heard a cold sweat on his body, and even gave him a name, and it was so appropriate, this woman and stupid rabbit were really a perfect match.

At this time, the stupid rabbit that caused everyone to complain suddenly opened his eyes wide, kicked the ground with four hooves, and stood up in a panic, and then ran around for a while, jumping around, Zijing looked at it worriedly and asked: "Little stupid, what's wrong with you?" ”

"What's the matter, of course some equally stupid owner fed it food that it can't eat, it's a rabbit, how can it eat meat, its IQ is low, is your IQ not paying for a long time. It is estimated that after a while, it will be stuck by fish bones because it can't be digested. Long Xiaotian turned on the poisonous tongue mode and said sarcastically.

Bauhinia kicked him, this bastard actually gloated, couldn't eat without reminding her, the stupid rabbit was so painful, at this time, the stupid rabbit who had been running wildly suddenly stopped, and then his eyes widened, and his four legs were tense. "Stupid, you don't matter, do you?" Zijing exclaimed worriedly. Then I saw that the stupid rabbit opened his mouth and spit out the fish he had eaten before, and then the stupid rabbit seemed to have experienced a big war and returned to Bauhinia listlessly.

"Stupid, that's pathetic." Bauhinia comforted and stroked the white fur of the stupid rabbit. The jackals on the side were speechless, they were so stupid that they asked for food that they couldn't eat, and they ate it, this kind of monster is really like its name, stupid.

In such an atmosphere, the three of them finished this unquiet lunch, Long Xiaotian got up to greet the two, and prepared to set off again, when the two found that the eagle that had been hovering above their heads fell from the sky and landed on a tree, the two took a closer look, and suddenly found that what kind of eagle was this, it was clearly a griffin that could already be regarded as an intermediate Warcraft.

The jackal immediately pulled out the Tang knife in his hand, and when the wind leopard saw the master's reaction, he also showed hostility to the griffin that fell on the tree, and let out a warning roar in his mouth, and then without waiting for the jackal to beckon, he ran quickly, and climbed up to the tree where the griffin was, and pounced on the griffin on the branch, and the griffin spread its wings, soared into the air, dodged the attack of the wind leopard, and circled in mid-air.

"Don't be nervous, this is my mount." Long Xiaotian said at this time.

Zijing and the two understood as soon as they heard it, no wonder this griffin had been hovering in the air while they were eating, they thought they wanted to attack them and hindered the deterrence exuded by Long Xiaotian, so they were reluctant to leave, and kept staring at them from a high altitude, hoping to find an opportunity, but they didn't expect it to be the mount captured by Long Xiaotian. However, being able to capture such a high-level and rare flying mount, Long Xiaotian once again made the two of them clearly understand its terrifying strength.

The IQ of the wind leopard is not low, and it can be seen that everyone has given up their vigilance against the griffin, and also jumped down from the tree, and when the stupid rabbit saw it, a bright light appeared in his eyes again, and he also walked all the way (jumped) to the tree, and then scratched the tree with all his limbs to climb up.

The performance of the stupid rabbit once again refreshed everyone's perception of stupidity, you are a rabbit, you are walking by jumping, you have to learn to climb trees, you have no claws, how can you climb up, the jackal clearly understands a truth, only stupid things you can't think of, there is no stupid rabbit can't do.

At this time, Bauhinia looked at the stupid rabbit and said lovingly, "It's so cute, you see how cute it is." ”

Long Xiaotian looked at the stupid rabbit and nodded seriously and said, "Yes, it's not just cute but also cute." ”

"yes, yes, you finally recognize its cuteness." I heard someone express the same opinion as herself, and Bauhinia replied excitedly.

But Long Xiaotian's words made her expression completely change. "Moe is cute, but it's stupid." Long Xiaotian said seriously.

"Stupid and cute are also cute." Bauhinia said angrily.

At this point, the clumsy rabbit finally realized that he could not climb the tree, so he took a few steps back and jumped onto the branch, and then leaped like a griffin, waving his short forelimbs desperately in the air.

The jackal, the dragon, the howling wind leopard, and the griffin hovering in the air were dumbfounded, this rabbit still wanted to go to the sky?

"Bang!" The stupid rabbit fell to the ground, shaking off the dust from its body, and it looked at the griffin in the sky and then at the tree, as if wondering why the creature in the sky could fly and fall to the ground.