Chapter 156: Don't Forget to Write Your Summer Homework When You Participate in the Olympics! (Two more in a row, the second update)
"Miss, didn't you say you wanted to go to Ambassador Cheng for a glass of wine? Why don't you keep grinding? The Mo family's family said to the girl who was hiding by the door behind everyone and "secretly observing".
"Shhhh Don't talk! There's a guy here who I don't want to meet right now - why is he here? Or is it an 'all-around champion'? The girl asked herself with a delicate brow.
Over there, Lu Zhuhu snorted: "Brother Cheng, why did you say this?" I'm afraid Lu is not as powerful as you say. ”
"Brother Broken doesn't need to be modest!" Cheng Jinguan sighed: "Your deeds, who else in us here doesn't know?" 10.82 seconds in 100m, 4.4m in pole vault, 2.2m in high jump...... Swimming 100 meters, I'm afraid that he is the current world champion, and if you let him swim 10 meters first, he won't be able to swim you! This kind of achievement, we saw that the grandmother fell and didn't help it, so I will obey you! ”
Lu Zhuhu: "......"
Damn, are you kidding me or are you serious......
As far as you mentioned above, there is really one person who can do it all in this era, and Lao Tzu eats all the tables in front of him!
But all the athletes present looked at him with "natural" eyes! Even Li Huitang and others!
They were all brainwashed by these domestic athletes! Believe such a ridiculous statement? - Even the Xiao Dong Xiaohua he brought from China!
I'm rubbing, you two are stupid too! - Well, I forgot that the two kids missed their homework because they were playing football, and they were caught by the professor to take the make-up exam, so they didn't follow him at all......
"Wouldn't it? This guy - so tough? The girl hiding behind was startled.
Cheng Jinguan spoke, and his opponent at the time, Fu Jincheng, also said: "Indeed, the strength of the Broken Brother is amazingly high. Let's just say that our main event 100 meters, the national record created by Liu Changchun's eldest brother at his peak, there are almost no challenges in China, and Brother Cheng and I naturally don't have the courage in our two later lives. But that day, Brother Po was calm, and he walked leisurely - he still passed the finish line as if he was flying, and even when he was about to cross the line, he still had the kung fu to look back and see where the opponent behind him had run - this kind of 'looking back at the moon' practice, I grew up overseas, and I have never heard of it, it is really terrifying! ”
Cheng Jinguan also said: "Yes, the most admirable thing is that Brother Po said at the time that one time is not fun at all, and he can run three more times, and one time is faster than the last time - the people of the Sports Association are in a hurry, saying that they want to break the national record, and it is best to leave the state to the Olympic Games!" We're all served! We ask you to participate in as many competitions as possible on behalf of our China, win more medals, and win glory for our 450,000 compatriots! ”
Lu Zhuhu: "......"
Why did these two people feel that they had noses and eyes the more they talked, and even he was about to believe it?
In fact, he only ran once that day and didn't run because the Sports Association didn't let him run because he thought it was ordinary......
However, the Sports Association finally said that although your results are not good, but seeing your courage and sincerity, we will all be moved by your repeated defeats! If you don't end up being selected by the football team – we allowed it, you can go wherever you want, preferably unpopular, and don't lose so ugly......
As he spoke, he foamed at the mouth and put another stack of fiat currency sent by Lu Zhuhu's dog legs, and put it in his arms......
Could it be that the guy in the sports association accepted too many bribes from himself, and he didn't want to go, so he deliberately made up a lot of lies for himself in order to think that the money was worth it, so as to raise his worth?
Lu Zhuhu couldn't figure it out......
Seeing that Cheng Fu and the two of them were talking more and more excitedly, and if they let the two of them blow nonsense, they were about to send him to the moon, so they quickly interrupted the words of the two of them, and said cordially: "I have a little achievement, I have spent a lot of effort on it, and I have delayed a lot of business, in fact, I regret it, I don't know if the two classmates came to participate in the Olympic Games this summer, did they delay their homework?" Did you take the final exam? Do you have a lot of homework during the summer vacation? ”
Cheng Jinguan: "......"
Fu Jincheng: "......"
Lu Zhuhu saw that the two of them were deflated, and he almost laughed, sure enough, this kind of cheap trick is easy to use! I still learned it from Brother Xiaolong, Brother Da Long coached Gao Lin, and often smiled and said to Gao Lin: "Gao Lin, I think you have been in good shape recently?" You're going to start, right? How can you score two goals? I think a ball is a bit less in your current state, what a great boy! Gao Lin immediately felt furious, ended the chat with his wife Wang Chen, and went to practice for himself.
The right medicine, hehe......
Students, they must be most afraid of homework, exams, and not being able to finish their studies, Lu Zhuhu smiled and made up again: "When Zhou Xianyan's brother was handed in, he went out to play football for the summer vacation, but he took a year off from school!" ”
Cheng Jinguan: "......"
Fu Jincheng: "......"
Zhou Xianyan: "......"
Everyone laughed together, Feng Jingxiang said: "Brother Lu is worthy of being a teacher, the professor of the university took a look, and gave him another handful, just to eat, you also educated the two of them, look at them scared!" ”
Xiaohua said: "Lu Shi is indeed always thinking about our students, he returned from Tokyo Imperial University, ......" and played up his "" again, why President Li asked Lu Zhuhu to be a lecturer in advanced mathematics three times, he did not agree, St. John's University wanted to dig Lu Zhuhu to teach Latin, how to teach physics, chemistry, rockets and atomic bombs to college students from Shanghai on the playground - but many people do not believe it, thinking that nuclear fission cannot have the destructive power to raze a city to the ground......
Not only the athletes present, but the girl of the Mo family who just wanted to come to salute Ambassador Cheng for a glass of wine was stunned when she heard it, and Lu Zhuhu himself was also stunned:
I just went to the 30s to play it, but I didn't expect me to do so many things......
If it goes on like this, this time and space is completely disrupted by him, he was just "passing by", helping poor Li Huitang and them to play two games and leave, and in the end it would be funny that he became the protagonist of this time and space!
Fortunately, he kept an eye on it, and wherever he might be on the newspaper or radio, he used the nonsense name "Lu Poyu", so that even if he returned to the original time and space, it wouldn't cause too much trouble......
Everyone asked him about the meaning of his name, and Lu Zhuhu naturally moved out his rhetoric of "expelling the tiger and breaking the Hulu". Ambassador Cheng laughed again and again that Lu Zhuhu's name was good, and he said that his name was also good, and he was released every day, every day, every day off - when he came to Germany to be an ambassador, he was not like in school every day to prepare and attend classes, every day on vacation, wouldn't he be too happy?
Everyone knew that he was joking, and when it came to Ambassador Cheng's mediation before China and Germany, he still did a lot of things.
"But ah, I think it's better to get Mr. Big's name, forgive Cheng for not respecting someone, Qi Chan Qi Chan - doesn't it mean that Mr. Big was born to 'withdraw money'? - No wonder it's Monopoly! Cheng Da used his hometown dialect to say "Qi" as if it was "take", and everyone laughed again. Lu Zhuhu also laughed, Cheng Da's use of his hometown dialect is "free and easy", and when he wrote songs in his hometown dialect, it was "rustic", and people ......
Of course, with Lu Zhuhu's current status, even if he keeps talking to the TV camera, fans still think he is very handsome......
Mr. Mo Da didn't smile, but also rarely said with a smile: "My name was taken by an elder of my family surnamed Lu at that time, and I was called 'Tao Xuan' at that time, which means military book Tao Strategy, because at that time, the Qing Dynasty was not always defeated, bullied by the Russians, the British, and even the Japanese, so I was looking forward to making me a general when I grew up to defend my family and the country." But when I heard it, it wasn't right - Mo Taochao, isn't it just Mo paying for it? How can you be a miser! It was changed to Qi Chan, so my second brother's name is Mo Qitao, and that's how it came about......"
Mr. Big rarely told jokes, but still made fun of himself, and everyone thought it was slightly funny. Lu Zhuhu's mind moved - the name of the elder surnamed Lu?
Isn't that just-