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It's not a good feeling to be stared at by an acquaintance with a funny expression when you've just been out of trouble, especially if you can't beat the other person at this time.

"If you have anything to say, just say it." Zhang Xu couldn't stand the other party's eyes.

"You're really giving yourself a lot of money?" Scarlett asked with an exaggerated look of surprise, "I heard that you almost reversed your left and right legs at first?" ”

"You're here to see my jokes, aren't you?" Zhang Xu asked angrily.

"yes." Scalley nodded and replied, "Here, let me check if there are any missing parts." ”

"Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you." Zhang Xu said viciously.

The other party didn't reply, but just stretched out his hands and checked Zhang Xu's head as if the watermelon was ripe.

Zhang Xu suddenly stretched out his hand, knocked on her head, and then said, "You are playing with fire, you know?" ”

The person who was knocked on the head rubbed the top of his head with his hand, and at the same time said, "When it comes to playing with fire, how can I compare to you." ”

"Hand in all the photos you took at London Zoo!" Zhang Xu said as he stretched out his hand again to prepare to knock on his head again.

As a result, the other party entered a defensive state of holding his head, and while resisting Zhang Xu's hammer, he said: "It's useless, I've already sent the electronic version." ”

“……”

More than half a year later, a computer virus called "Panda Lighting Candles" spread like a tsunami on the Internet around the world.

However, the vast majority of infected users found that the program in the computer was not damaged at all, except for a cute cartoon panda lighting a candle that popped up on the screen at the time of the virus. As a result, some people simply treat this cute virus as a desktop pet, and even refuse to upgrade their antivirus software because of this. Only a very small percentage of infected users found that all the images and video files related to London, zoos, and pandas were deleted from the folder names or file names related to London, zoos, and pandas.

The creator of the virus was summoned to the Headmaster's office by Dumbledore the next moment he walked out of the school infirmary.

In the past two days, Zhang Xu has become accustomed to people who can't be beaten and people who can't be beaten looking at him with funny faces, so he can ignore the expression on Dumbledore's face.

The reason why Lao Deng came to him is very simple, mainly to see the excitement +1.

Secondly, because Zhang Xu unloaded himself into eight pieces in the illusion shift class, which caused the students present to have psychological resistance to the illusion shift, so Wicky Tycros asked Dumbledore to find a way to solve this problem.

"I thought you could learn this magic pretty well." Dumbledore said with a smile, "After all, other people have taken you to use apparition so many times, there's no reason why you could fail?" ”

Zhang Xu sat on the sofa and pinched his brows, he had been asked such a question many times, he shrugged his shoulders and said: "Because I have seen someone in the past when the phantom was disturbed by magic, and the result was shattered. ”

"I thought of that scene at the last minute that day, so I hesitated."

"In the same way, your performance that day frightened the students present, and it left a psychological shadow on them." Dumbledore said.

"Your performance over the years has made you synonymous with 'excellent' in the minds of many students."

Hearing this, Zhang Xu nodded cheekily.

Dumbledore continued, "However, your failure has caused many students, including those in the lower grades, to lose confidence in learning Transfiguration, what do you think should be done? ”

"I don't know." Zhang Xu shook his head and said, "You can't use the Forgetting Spell on everyone, let them forget about it." ”

"I think the best way to solve a problem is to let the person who has it solve it." Dumbledore looked at Zhang Xu and said.

"You don't mean to solve the problem people, do you?" Zhang Xu asked in horror.

"It's tempting, but I think there's a better way." Dumbledore said, "You just need to set a positive example for everyone in the next lesson." ”

Dumbledore's so-called positive example is to ask Zhang Xu to improve in the next apparition training class, and not to dismantle himself anymore.

For the next few days, Zhang Xu took a little time out of the sea of questions every day to practice the first two steps of phantom shifting.

Dumbledore wasn't going to give him a back door to practice the third step alone.

A few days later, after some hard work, Zhang Xu made great progress in the second phantom shifting class, and that day he had only divided himself into four parts.

Using the proportional sequence, it can be calculated that he will successfully master the magic of illusion shifting in the last class in February. If it is calculated by using a series of equal differences, someone will be cold in the next class.

……

"Can't you just let the distractions go?" Scarlett, who was sitting on the edge of the hospital bed, looked speechlessly at Zhang Xu, who was lying on the bed staring at the familiar ceiling, and said, "You think about the four beautiful women who fought side by side with you that night, and think about what that Death Eater scattered all over the place is doing." ”

"Why don't I find Dobby to tutor you after-school?" Scarlett continued, "You know that house-elves are so skilled at apparition, I don't think Dobby would mind earning a tuition fee. ”

Zhang Xu sighed deeply, and said after a long while: "It's useless, the magic of a house-elf is very different from the magic of a wizard, and the difference between CDMA and GSM is the same." ”

"Maybe you'll be able to match up with a house-elf?" Scarlett said.

Zhang Xu withdrew his gaze from the ceiling, then glanced at Scarlett and said, "You can just say that I'm not human." ”

"Don't worry about the details." Scarlet said with a wave of his hand.

Then she cast a soundproof spell, and then said to Zhang Xu, "By the way, have you noticed that the atmosphere in Hogwarts is a little wrong lately?" ”

"I haven't felt like anything was right in this school in years." Zhang Xu said, "From the year I came to Hogwarts to last year, there was not a bunch of unusual things happening, and what school year was as calm as this school year. ”

"That's right." "When I was in school, there was so much going on in school. ”

Then she changed the subject and said, "Then why are you preparing to run away?" ”

"Get ready to run away, too." Zhang Xu said very seriously, "In the past few years, you have been able to match him outside to be worthy of Lao Deng, and you want to take revenge on the person who hates you, and now there is no one else except Lao Ma's family." ”

"What do you know?" Scarlett also put away his joking expression, "The situation has been too calm lately, and the actions of the Death Eaters seem to be deliberately attracting attention after muddying the waters, and it is obvious that they are ready to make a noise. ”

"Lao Deng wants to play big." Zhang Xu closed his eyes after finishing speaking.

Just then, Madam Pomfrey came to chase people away.

Everyone who came to visit the wards of the school infirmary had to adhere to the time set by her, otherwise even Dumbledore would have no room to resist in front of her.