Chapter 24: Bored enough to use gangster secret letters
It turns out that young people often make strange moves when there are no adults in the family.
Early in the morning, Hu Tu got up, turned on the Bluetooth speaker, and moved to the rhythm.
"I know what's wrong with what's wrong, I know what the general said is not necessarily right, I know what is right or wrong, I can tell by myself, please be quiet, please be quiet~......"
Singing and dancing at the same time, he danced a movement that I don't know what the hell it was, sweating profusely, Hutu felt that it was not enjoyable, and slapped it on the velvet buttocks.
"Sleep you are paralyzed, get up!"
The fluffy tight buttocks shook a few times, still so upright.
A cat-eared lady who can sleep sixteen or seventeen hours a day was woken up by Hutu and joined the morning exercise.
"I know yo, yo, yo, not the language, please be quiet, please be quiet~......"
Half an hour later, Hutu and Velvet were back on the bed, gasping for air.
Dancing was really tiring, even though Huttu didn't know what kind of dance he was dancing.
After resting for a while, Hutu slapped the velvety buttocks again.
"It's time for you to cook today, hurry up, don't be lazy!"
Velvet covered her little fart, shy and complaining, "The owner is good or bad, people, they can't cook!" ”
Holidays make people lazy, girlfriends make people lazy.
But how can a living person be suffocated by urine?
After urinating, Hutu lay back on the bed and had an epiphany: he will not be suffocated by urine, but he will starve to death!
"Velvet, I'm so bored, hurry up and find some shows to have fun, or I'm going crazy!"
What does it mean to be energetic, and what is idle egg pain? Hutu now feels that if he doesn't get high, he will die.
Velvet said weakly: "I, I don't know what to play......"
That's right, it's only been three days since Rong Rong Kaizhi, and it's really embarrassing for her to ask this kind of question.
Hu Tu thought about it for a long time, but decided to order a takeout to save his life first, and then talk about the event, when he was full.
People are changing, just like Hutu used to think that it was not good to eat too much KFC, but at this moment, he drank KFC's nutritious porridge, and felt so satisfied.
Ritian and the fool were eager to see through it, and after being sure that they couldn't eat anything else, they had to lower their heads and eat cat food.
Hutu assured: "Don't worry, according to your appetite, the cat food will be able to eat for three or four days, and the dog food purchased online will also arrive!" ”
Day after day and the fool kept wailing, as if to say, they don't want to eat cat food and dog food, they want to eat fried chicken!
It's really not good for pet dogs to eat too much food that humans eat, and for the sake of their health, Hutu is ruthless, chewing all the fried chicken bones and swallowing them in his stomach, so as not to rummage through the trash can with fools every day.
What, if you like it, you will be presumptuous, but love will be restrained!
Anyway, isn't it really because you're too hungry and think you have good teeth?
After breakfast, the feeling of boredom came again, and Hutu panicked.
"System, do you know what other shows you can play, there's nothing to do in this way, I'm really going crazy!"
Cat Ear Lady System: "Show? Don't you have a qualification for teleportation in the Netherworld? Do you want to go there and play around? ”
A black man with a question mark face.
Hutu: "Am I sick? Am I cheap? Am I looking for death myself? O secret realm of the underworld! As soon as you hear this name, it's fucking unlucky! ”
What kind of copies brought by the system, the secret realm, are so dangerous, if they have to, Hu Tu will grit his teeth and break through.
But if you want him to choose, he will never take the initiative to ask for a dungeon, secret realm or anything like that.
System: "Since you don't want to enter the secret realm of the underworld, it's okay, there is a gangster secret letter that you don't use, do you want to use it now?" ”
Gangster Secret Letter: After use, you can get the most important information of the motorcycle community within a month.
Hutu's eyes lit up, and he instantly decided to use the gangster secret letter.
If you find fun and defeat the gangsters, you will get a lot of cash rewards, so why not do this kind of good thing?
The content of the secret letter: The locomotive community will have a transaction at Chaoyang Wharf this evening.
Hu Tu looked confused, ", that's it?" It's the most important piece of information, are you kidding me?! ”
The cat-eared girl system smiled a little embarrassed and selectively dived.
There was something to do, Hutu didn't want to stay in the rental house anymore, and went out with Velvet, and Ritian and Silly.
Chaoyang Wharf is on the outskirts of the city, flanked by mountains and undeveloped, and outside is the sea, which is simply a holy place for gangster trading.
As soon as the policeman uncle came, he couldn't run away from left and right, so he grabbed the boat and went to sea to escape......
Fart!
Are you a vegetarian when you become a coast guard? Have you seen Operation Red Sea? Are you afraid? A sniper blows up your doghead believe it or not?
Hu Tu thought while driving, the gangsters who dare to trade at Chaoyang Wharf are not small, and they are just two people and two dogs, will it be too profligate?
The first-order Mandate of Heaven awakened, whether he could dodge bullets and be immune to bullets, Hutu hadn't tried it, and he didn't want to try it.
So, Hutu took out his mobile phone and dialed the phone number left by his father.
Mayor Lin was sitting in the office looking at the document, and suddenly his mobile phone rang, he was very puzzled, not many people knew his phone number, who was calling this time?
When I picked it up, Hu Tu (Mr. Hu's only son), Mayor Lin's hand shook and he quickly connected the phone.
"Hey, hello, is this Mayor Lin? I'm Hutu, I don't know if you remember me? ”
"Remember, your dad asked me to take care of you at that time, I was busy some time ago, I don't remember this incident, if I have time these days, come to the house for dinner!"
When Hu Tu heard this, Mayor Lin's tone was so gentle, and his heart was settled.
"Okay, okay, I'll definitely disturb you, by the way, I don't know if Uncle Lin knows about the motorcycle club?"
Hearing the imperceptible change in his name, Lin Wensheng's tone became more gentle.
"Haha, don't bother, don't bother, always welcome! Locomotive societies? I know, a cancer in the city, the background is not small, what's wrong? Did he mess with you? ”
Lin Wensheng suddenly became nervous, very worried about Hu Tu's safety.
Your sister's! Don't offend this little ancestor in the motorcycle community, otherwise, you will definitely be masturbated!
Hutu said: "I dealt with a man named Fox, and then I accidentally learned that the locomotive society was at Chaoyang Wharf tonight, and there was a deal. ”
Oh? And this kind of thing? Lin Wensheng was instantly interested.
Under questioning, Lin Wensheng learned about the contradiction between Hutu and the motorcycle society.
"Don't worry, Hutu, the locomotive community doesn't have to worry! I immediately notified the police and told them to be prepared! ”
Oh yes~!
For the best, Hutu hung up, smiling from ear to ear.
The phone number that my dad left for him is quite useful, and if I have a good harvest tonight, I have to buy some gifts to honor his old man.
Hu Tu seemed to see that countless banknotes were flying towards him, and a gangster elite was 10,000, would you like to try a hundred people tonight?
"Ding! Due to the host's strong desire, the system releases the task: Gangster 100 Slash, Completion: 19\/100. ”
"Mission Accomplished: Reward 2 million cash, 1 Gang Token."
"Mission Failed: Forced Teleportation in the Netherworld."