Chapter 44: A Tasteful Selfie!
"Gross!"
This is people's first reaction when they see Weibo, how much they are waiting to see Lu Huacai's handsome face, and they vomit yesterday's meal on the mobile phone screen!
Lu Huacai hurriedly deleted Weibo, but it was too late.
Countless good things directly took a screenshot of this Weibo, and more importantly, 99% of the people did not intercept his text when the screenshot was taken, only that one of the smelly footprints!
Then Luhua picked up the fire, don't want to be hot, and the original hot search list was overtaken by him in a second.
"A new selfie has appeared in Lu Huacai!"
"Lu Huacai fully interprets the culture of the Celestial Empire and interprets for you what it means to eat!"
Why did Lu Huacai imprint a smelly footprint on his face, is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality, the lack of education or the helplessness of reality? Please pay attention to this issue of "Paparazzi Candid Shooting Team"
"South Korea has finally come up with a new dish in addition to the tea that has been eaten for hundreds of years, and it is estimated that South Korea will say that it was invented by them, and it will also apply for intangible cultural heritage, and see how RB handles it."
"Lu Huacai will rely on his face to eat and deduce a new height!"
"Face! Excrement! Shoes! The harmonious integration of these three elements makes us wonder if this is a new culture that South Korea wants to overthrow history and throw away the origin of their flag from our Celestial Empire again! ”
Lu Huacai looked at this Weibo one by one, and directly touched a mouthful of blood, and completely fainted!
Mo Xie didn't know that he had just thrown a shoe, which caused such a big fluctuation on the Internet, and he smiled and went to find Yu Xunning and Xiao Min.
"Brother Beggar stinks! Go take a shower! Xiao Min looked at him with disgust.
"Good! Dare to say I stink. Mo Xie hugged Xiao Min, "Let's chirp" is a mouthful: "Xiao Min also stinks now." ”
Xiao Min tilted his little head, thought about it, and it stinked anyway, so he ran to Mo Ye's side: "Brother beggar hug." ”
"Haha." Mo Xie was happy, and picked up Xiao Min.
"Xiaomin, I don't want my mother again." Yu Xunning said funny.
"Mom is too clean, we don't want Mom." Xiao Min said seriously: "Unless, the beggar brother also kisses his mother, so that his mother also stinks." ”
"Okay!" Mo Xie's mouth is about to laugh crookedly, and this good thing, Xiao Min is really a god assist!
"you, hurry up and take Xiaomin to take a shower, I'll go prepare clothes for you." Yu Xunning's face turned red and gave Mo Ye a white look.
"I want big panties." Mo Ye called out unceremoniously.
"I know!" Yu Xunning said angrily, this kid really regards himself as a servant.
"How do you know, did you peek?" Mo Ye exclaimed.
"The makeup artist told me, you little pervert." Yu Xun turned his head and ran away shyly, he couldn't tell him.
Mo Xie took Xiao Min to take a bath and put on the clothes prepared by Yu Xunning, and suddenly seemed to be a different person, revealing handsomeness from the inside out.
"You said you were a handsome guy, why do you wear a beggar's outfit every day!" Yu Xunning looked at Mo Ye, who was looking at the stinky beauty in the mirror, and couldn't help but laugh.
"Mention beggars to me again, I'm in a hurry with you." Mo Ye pouted.
"Okay, don't tease you, are you going back to school? I'll ask the driver to take you back in a moment. Yu Xunning covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Didn't you let me go?" Mo Xie wondered, what is going on with the change of hexagram at this moment?
"Shi Jin called me just now, saying that Ma Hong just attacked him, but he was rescued, and he didn't tell me too many details, but he said that he would invite me to dinner in two days, and asked me to call you specially."
Yu Xunning said with some doubts, but there was not too much entanglement: "Although I don't know what's going on?" But you're certainly out of trouble. ”
"Okay, then send me back to school, I feel like I haven't been back in a long time." Mo Ye nodded, he didn't know why Shi Jin didn't give it all out, but he didn't care either.
"Okay, I'll arrange it now, but, brother, you should buy a mobile phone, I don't know how to find you until now, I can only try my luck, and you are like a hermit master." Yu Xunning said angrily, at a critical time, when he wanted to call Mo Ye, he would remember that this guy didn't have a mobile phone at all.
"I'll buy it in a moment." Mo Ye nodded, it was indeed time for him to buy a mobile phone.
Yu Xunning looked at this arrogant young man, the emotions in her heart were very strange, she didn't know why her heart, which had been frozen for many years, would live in such a student again.
Even when she spoke, she was a little cautious, and she never dared to talk about money in front of him, because she was afraid that it would stimulate Mo Ye's arrogance, and she was afraid that the other party would ignore her.
Mo Ye sat in Yu Xunning's car and left, stopped at the mobile phone store next to the school, he let the driver go, and walked into the mobile phone store alone.
"Classmate, buy a mobile phone, a few new thousand-yuan magic machines in our store are very good." As soon as he entered, the salesman warmly welcomed him, after all, this is a school, and their customers are mainly students, so their store also focuses on thousand-yuan machines.
"Well, please bring me a few out, I'll take a look." Mo Ye has no concept of whether the mobile phone is good or bad, so he can only actually take a look.
When Mo Ye was holding the mobile phone to the salesman, Mo Ye asked the system again: "If you equip the mobile phone, do you have any skills?" ”
"You should get the ability to talk, but who you talk to and for how long."
"Classmate, I brought the mobile phone, you try these are all good, they are very cost-effective, and they are the most popular among students." The salesperson took a couple of mobile phones and put them on the table.
"Is there a phone with that logo of the apple that got bitten?" Mo Xie tried it, and it always felt that it was not as smooth as playing Jiang Fei'er's mobile phone today.
"Yes, Kidney Seven, but that mobile phone is more than 5,000 low-spec, one can buy several mobile phones, are you sure you want it?"
The salesman persuaded her that she knew that many students were saving money to buy a mobile phone, and it was good to say that it was more than 5,000, don't really sell your kidney.
"Well, get me one, get a high-matching one." Mo Xie Tuhao waved his hand generally, he had more than 100,000 yuan in pocket money alone, not to mention that there was a check for 100 million in his pocket, what was this money.
The salesman was full of doubts and went to get a kidney seven, handed it to Mo Ye, and finally asked, "Do you really want it?" It's very expensive, more than 7,000. ”
"Get me another thousand-dollar magic machine." Mo Ye said indifferently.
"Whew! I'll just say, this phone is too expensive. The salesman let out a sigh of relief and took the phone back, and sure enough, it was a student, although he was a little unhappy to be played.
But more of a relief, she is also a mother, if her son spends so much money outside to buy a mobile phone, she will also be unhappy, at the critical moment to be able to remember the situation at home, this child is still good.
"I'm talking about giving me that thousand-yuan magic machine again, why don't you take the phone back?" Mo Ye wondered.
"What?"