Chapter Forty-Seven: The Magic of Guan Valley

"Yo, isn't this Teacher Zeng? What the hell are you doing here? Chu He opened the door and was about to go downstairs to buy vegetables, when he saw a cheap figure and asked.

"What the hell? I'm here to find Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia to inform them that the price of their pork has risen. Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly argued.

I knocked on the door, but there was no response

I knocked on the door again and there was no response.

"The door is not locked, why don't you just go in!" Chu He twisted the doorknob and found that the door was unlocked.

"It's not good!"

"I heard some movement inside, there should be someone, and it's unlikely that you would do that kind of thing in broad daylight, so it's okay." Chu He said lightly.

The reason why Chu He is so confident is naturally because the two of them are also pretending to be a couple, so even if they accidentally misfire, it is unlikely that this will happen.

"Then I'm open?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a little hesitation.

As soon as the door opened, Zeng Xiaoxian had just taken a step when a pillow flew over and smashed on Zeng Xiaoxian's face.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, his body twisted, his head hit the door again, and his body fell backwards.

Fortunately, Chu He's eyes were quick and he grabbed the pillow.

Pillow?

"Didn't I go to hold on to Teacher Zeng? How can you catch a pillow? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian held on to the doorrail, got up from the ground, and exclaimed: "This strength is really big." ”

"I'm sorry! Teacher Zeng, I wanted to catch you. Chu He hurriedly said.

"No, it's fine." Zeng Xiaoxian half-bent down and looked into the room.

"What's in there? Watching so excited? Chu He looked at Teacher Zeng's expression and also probed in.

I saw Chen Meijia lying on Lu Ziqiao's body and said: "You are really a man among men, Lu Bu of Lu Bu." ”

Although the language was affectionate, Chu He knew that this must be fooling Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't he hear Lu Ziqiao's hissing just now! Nine times out of ten, Chen Meijia is pinching Lu Ziqiao!

"Ahh Sister Meijia, I think so too, the sea can dry and the stone can rot. ”

Lu Ziqiao's "ah" was obviously painful, and Chu He couldn't help but show a smile, sure enough! The tenants of the love apartment are all funny.

Zeng Xiaoxian knocked on the door again and snorted, interrupting the two of them's meaty words.

The two of them instantly got up and sat on the sofa, paused for a moment before turning around, and said in unison: "Ah! It's Mr. Zeng! ”

"I'm sorry, I just knocked on the door, maybe you didn't hear me, didn't I come at the right time?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know where to put his hand.

"No, no, we were just joking! Sit, sit, sit. Lu Ziqiao hurriedly said.

"Hey, Brother Chu, you're here too."

"I just met Teacher Zeng, so I'll come in and see you, I'll go out first, and then I'll play with you at night."

"Walk slowly!"

Walking to the elevator, Chu He met Hu Yifei with a black face, and asked strangely: "Sister Yifei, what's wrong?"

"The price of pork downstairs has gone up."

"Teacher Zeng seems to have told me just now, the price has increased, the price has increased! What is there to be angry about."

"You young people! When you just enter and leave the society, you don't know the sinister nature of society, the price of pork has risen, and the price of restaurants has risen, but your job has not risen, plus rent, water and electricity, and the money you can use in a month will be less and less. ”

"That makes sense."

"You guys! It's not a good family, I don't know how expensive firewood and rice are. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Chu He scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"But what are you doing here?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Buy groceries and cook, after all, you can't eat in a hotel every day."

"Hey, you can cook!"

"That's all there is to it."

"Okay, I won't delay you, let's go down quickly." Hu Yifei got out of the way.

Chu He bought a bunch of fresh vegetables and meat downstairs, stuffed the refrigerator in his apartment, and was about to cook, Lin Wanyu ran out of the room with a cigarette, and hurriedly said: "The fashion magazine I ordered has arrived, and I want to eat KFC at noon." ”

Chu He looked at the ingredients in the refrigerator and sighed helplessly.

I made a phone call, ordered food, and walked out of the room.

Chu He walked to the door of Lu Ziqiao, and saw a person standing at the door of Lu Ziqiao's room, talking to Lu Ziqiao.

"Ziqiao, who is this?" When Chu He saw this man with black-framed eyes, he immediately remembered who this guy was.

The magic of Sekiya who speaks forever for the fourth time!

"His name is Guan Yu." Lu Ziqiao said.

"Guan Yu?" Chu He was stunned, Lu Bu, Diao Chan, Guan Yu, are you going to play Three Kingdoms Killing?

"No, my name is Sekiya." Guan Gu magically turned around and said in a strange tone.

"Guan Gu, you're a Uyghur?" Chu He asked strangely.

"No, I'm Japanese. Sekiya is my last name. Guan Gu Miraculous hurriedly explained.

"Oh! The Japanese! Chu He nodded, and then asked, "Is this a new tenant?" ”

"Please wait a minute." Lu Ziqiao pulled Chen Meijia and Chu He walked to the table.

"What do you want to do?" Chu He asked a little inexplicably.

"Don't be a nymphomaniac, buy, sell, buy." Lu Ziqiao patted Chen Meijia's head and said with hatred that iron is not steel.

"What kind of business," Chen Meijia asked blankly.

"Split the rent! Isn't that a send-in? We slaughtered him and split it fifty-fifty. ”

Then Lu Ziqiao turned his head to Chu He and asked, "Do you want to be together, and we will share your points too?" ”

"No need. I'm not short of money, so I'll just watch what you want to do. Chu He connected with a hint of a smile, you know, in the original book, this scene is very funny.

"Wait a minute." Just when Lu Ziqiao was about to greet Guan Gu, Chen Meijia grabbed Lu Ziqiao and asked, "Let's talk about it first, who is five." ”

Chu He stared at Chen Meijia, shocked, knowing that this guy was poor at math, but he said that it was five or five, so it must be five for both!

Lu Ziqiao shook his head helplessly at Chu Daodao: "Leave her alone, she's a math idiot." ”

"You're an idiot! Your whole family is idiots. Chen Meijia shouted unhappily.

"Then what do you say 8 times 9 is worth?"

Chen Meijia pondered for a while, then raised her fingers and whispered: "17 gets 7, 2748, 38 Women's Day, May Day, 61....... Liu yi....... It's so hard, I don't know! ”

Chu He immediately choked, patted Lu Ziqiao's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Hey! It's hard for you. ”

"If you know." Lu Ziqiao also said in a 'I'm also helpless' tone.

Lu Ziqiao no longer cared about Chen Meijia and went directly to greet Guan Gu.

"Hello! Long waiting. Let's sit down first! ”

"Then bother."

After Guan Gu entered the room, Lu Ziqiao introduced: "Introduction, this is my roommate, Chen Meijia." That's my neighbor, and my buddy, Chu He. ”

(End of chapter)