Chapter 61: The Fire Dragon Is Coming?
Brother Lang and the two mercenaries came back from the mountains and forests in the dark, carrying a few bloodstained costumes of the soldiers of the Yunyue Kingdom. The mercenaries in the pit were all overjoyed, but after counting them on the ground, everyone was not happy.
One, two, three, four, five, six, six pieces of clothing, counting and counting two pieces are still missing, which is a headache for everyone. There were a total of eight people in the pit, together with the injured old mercenaries, how could the six costumes be separated, and the situation was not optimistic again, which made Brother Lang scratch his head in distress.
"There are only six clothes, so two people have no clothes to wear, so what's the matter?"
The mercenaries were silent, you look at me, I look at you, the situation was awkward for a while, and it seemed that it was too simple.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, the old mercenary coughed twice while holding his injured chest, and said in a hoarse voice: "Or?" You wear it, I'm seriously injured, I have no daughters and no children, I don't have anything to worry about, and I only have half a life left anyway. ”
"Old Chief, what are you talking about, are we such people? We certainly won't leave you behind. ”
"Yes, old leader, although we haven't been together for long, we have been born and died, and we are not the kind of people who will do anything to survive." The mercenaries said righteously.
"Alas!"
Listening to the persuasion of all of you, the old mercenary chief sighed.
Rose was healing on the side, and the purple breath slowly flowed through her body, hoping to recover her breath as soon as possible, so that she could cope with the danger she would encounter next.
Brother Lang didn't expect that he would fall into such a situation when he saw that he was going to succeed, which made him very anxious, but he had to face it, and said, "Don't worry, everyone! There must be a way, it's a big deal that we can catch two more Yunyue Kingdom soldiers and pull out his clothes. ”
After hearing this, the mercenaries thought it was a good way and praised it for working! But looking back, it seems that this problem is even more difficult! Although it is simple to say, it is good to catch a soldier and pull out his clothes, but now the soldiers of Yunyue Country are all in groups, how can they catch two soldiers?
Rose listened to everyone's discussions, exhaled a breath of turbidity, and said, "What are you arguing about?" It's not that there is no way, as long as we use some means to separate those soldiers? ”
"It's easy to say, what can you do to distract them?" The mercenaries were curious.
Rose had just thought of a way to hook her hand at everyone, and her charming expression made all the mercenaries salivate, but they didn't dare to think about this bewitching woman. The mercenaries gathered in a group in confusion, and after listening to Rose's whole plan, they clapped their hands and applauded, and just did it!
Brother Lang also admires Rose's trick, but it is a bit risky.
After designing the plan, everyone quickly began to divide and cooperate, six people changed into clothes, but Rose was the only one who did not wear clothes, a group of people and men changed clothes in front of Rose's eyes, smiling very embarrassed, Rose's pretty face was delicate and wanted to turn away, it was really unsightly.
The mercenaries who changed into costumes began to implement the plan, and Da Lang Ge led everyone to sneak to the end of the mountain range, and the closer they got to the exit of the road in the Kamikaze Mountain Range, the number of mercenaries gradually increased, and they all lit torches, illuminating the main mountain range!
When the mercenaries saw such a scene, they were a little nervous when they faced the light, for fear that they would be recognized as imposters. Da Lang Ge told everyone not to be nervous and to stay calm. Yang Cheng and Rose hid aside for the time being, lest the soldiers of the Yunyue Kingdom see Yang Cheng's blood-red eyes, and their plans will be shattered in an instant!
The clothes of the Yunyue Kingdom on the mercenaries were stained with some blood, but fortunately, they could not see clearly in the dark night, because most of the soldiers of the Yunyue Kingdom were shuttling through the mountains and forests, and their clothes were dirty.
Brother Lang walked out with a few mercenaries, but the lack of torches in his hands made them look a little suspicious.
"What man!?"
A group of Yunyue Country road guards saw several figures walking in the dark mountain forest! They all coincidentally played a clever role, but when they looked carefully, they found that these people were wearing the costumes of Yunyue Kingdom!
The mercenaries were all a little frightened, for fear of being recognized, but soon heard a Yunyue Kingdom soldier say, "Scared us to death, it turned out to be our own people." ”
Hearing the words of the soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing that the mercenaries did not suspect it, Brother Lang became even more bold now, and shouted in horror: "Oh no, no! Something went wrong? ”
"What's wrong?" The emotions of the soldiers of Yunyue Country who had just calmed down became nervous again.
Brother Lang's acting is a bit realistic, and his expression is also very good, if it is placed in modern society, I am afraid that he can win the Oscar in minutes. Brother Lang patted his chest and pretended to be calm, and said very fearfully: "We! We just saw a fire dragon perched under a tree in the Kamikaze Mountains! ”
"What!? Dragon??? ”
"Fire dragon? Is it the fire dragon that exploded today? ”
"Oh my God! This fire dragon is really still in the kamikaze mountain range, which is terrifying. The soldiers panicked.
"Where did you see that?" The Yunyue Nation soldier asked.
Brother Lang was startled and pointed his fingers and said, "That's it, it's in the mountains and forests over there!" Several of us saw it, and we were so scared that we threw away our torches, it was so scary, and the whole body grew ten! Scared the hell out of me. ”
When Brother Lang spoke, several mercenaries behind him catered to his performance, nodded violently, and said with a frightened look: "Really, we were scared to death, so scared that we all ran away." ”
The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom believed it, and everyone was very afraid, and one of them proposed: "This is not a trivial matter, let's hurry up and report this time, otherwise we will be careful to provoke the fire dragon, I am afraid that it will be blown up here." ”
"yes, that big bang today was terrifying."
Brother Lang didn't expect this group of Yunyue Kingdom soldiers to be so easy to deceive, and when he saw that the soldiers were fooled, he nodded again and again: "Yes, I was also about to report this, and I was scared to death!" However, I was afraid that it was a little dark just now, and we saw it on the opposite mountain, so I was afraid that we would see it wrong. It would be bad if it was an oolong. ”
The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom were a little frightened by Brother Lang, and said, "Dizzy, buddy, don't you see that you are so flustered?" ”
Brother Lang scratched his head and smiled bitterly: "Alas, you don't know how terrible that fire dragon is, can you not panic, the explosion today is so strong, don't you panic if you change it?" ”
The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom all looked at each other and didn't dare to speak, and one soldier had a headache and said: "Then if you are really wrong, the one you see is not a fire dragon, and you will be killed if you report false news!" ”
"I, I don't know, it's so dark just now, it should be, it should be right." Da Lang Ge acted uncertainly.
The soldiers of Yunyue Country were silent, what kind of trouble is this! Suddenly, Brother Lang seemed to be energetic, and said:
"Or! Why don't we go over and take a sneak peek again now to make sure it's a fire dragon?" ”
Several soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom were so frightened that their faces turned blue and they didn't do anything. Only one member broke the atmosphere and said, "Isn't it just a fire dragon?" It's not like we haven't seen Zhao Guo's Warcraft Wyvern! What are you afraid of, I'll go with you! ”
Brother Lang saw that he was fooled, and nodded happily: "Then hurry up, I'm afraid that the fire dragon will wake up in a while." ”
"Let's go! You two! Come with me! The arrogant Yunyue Kingdom soldier named the two and forcibly pulled the two reluctant soldiers to the road with torches!
In this way, Brother Da Lang successfully tricked the three stupid hats, and walked quickly towards the Divine Wind Mountain Range with the three Yunyue Kingdom soldiers. I secretly said in my heart, I'm sorry buddy!
The rest of the guards who didn't follow were all frightened, watching Brother Lang and the others walk away. Hurriedly reminded the soldiers passing by, saying that someone had just seen the traces of the fire dragon in the Kamikaze Mountains, so be careful, don't provoke the fire dragon, otherwise everyone will die here!
The deterrent power of this kind of words is like *, one spread ten to hundred, like a virus, three waves as fast, and in an instant, the soldiers at the exit of the entire southern kamikaze mountain range have heard about it, and everyone is talking about it.
Yang Cheng and Rose hid near the exit and observed these soldiers, the entire garrison of the Yunyue Kingdom was no less than fifty people, it seemed that all the ways out of the Divine Wind Mountain Range were controlled by the people of the Yunyue Country.
The night is like water, the stars are dotted, the roses in the moonlight are thrilling, and the fragrance of the roses' hair can be smelled in the air.
Rose looked at Yang Cheng with a gloomy expression, and was a little sad for some reason, and touched Yang Cheng's face, so that Yang Cheng came back to his senses and looked at her.
"Husband......"
Yang Cheng nasally let out a "Huh? ”
"If you could get out alive, what would be the first thing you would most likely want to do?" Rose whispered.
Yang Cheng looked down at the water drop ring, brushed it lightly, and said sadly: "I want to save the female devil the most." ”
Rose naturally knew Yang Cheng's thoughts, touched her pale face, and smiled slightly: "This is a must, but, what about this?" ”
Yang Cheng looked at Rose and didn't answer.
Rose smiled slightly and asked rhetorically, "Husband...... If I could get out of here alive, do you know what I would most like to do? ”
"What?"
"I want to sleep with you."
Yang Cheng's eyes widened when he heard this, and he looked at the amorous woman in front of him in a daze, and suddenly fell into a mouth......
Seeing Yang Cheng's reaction so violently, Rose couldn't help but laugh, pinched Yang Cheng's nose and said, "I'm joking, don't be serious, I saw that you were sullen, and I knew that you must be worried about Xia Yuqiu in your heart, so I deliberately teased you." ”
Yang Cheng looked at Rose, and somehow got used to the feeling of her quarreling with Xia Yuqiu, but now he can't see the two bickering, but he is a little unaccustomed to it.
Yang Cheng said: "Rose, what you said, I want to too." ”
"Huh!?" As soon as Rose did this, Yang Cheng didn't blush, but she blushed herself, and Yang Cheng said this so seriously in her eyes......
In the Kamikaze Mountains...... Brother Lang took the three Yunyue Kingdom soldiers around the mountains and forests, wandering in the mountains and forests repeatedly, and after walking for a while, the Yunyue Kingdom soldiers frowned and asked depressedly: "Dude, we seem to have been wandering here, have you forgotten the way before?" ”
Brother Lang looked around, saw that the surroundings were secret, and there was a certain distance from the exit, it was time to make a move, and nodded to the mercenary behind him. Everyone understood and put out the hidden weapons.
"Dude, think about it, the fire dragon is really around here? How I feel like we're wandering all the time. The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom noticed that something was more and more wrong and questioned.
"Dude? Who's your buddy? Brother Lang suddenly said coldly, as if he had changed his appearance, and his hippie smile had just turned into a burst of murderous intent.
The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom were frightened, turned their heads violently, and saw that everyone took out their weapons and looked at them carefully, the faces of these people were so unfamiliar.
"! We have been deceived, these people are impostors! The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom suddenly realized, but they had already entered the tiger's mouth, and realized that it was too late, and turned around to escape.
How could Brother Da Lang let go of this group of people, three punches and two kicks knocked out the three Yunyue Kingdom soldiers, and before the Yunyue Kingdom soldiers could call for help, their heads were "Buzz!" He fainted.
After Brother Lang knocked the three soldiers unconscious, he slapped his palms, smiled again, and said, "Let a few of you talk nonsense!" I'm sorry. We stripped them of their clothes and hurried back. ”
"Good!" Seeing that they were done, the mercenaries stripped off the clothes of the three of them with their hands together, and quickly returned the same way after they succeeded!
The night in the Kamikaze Mountains was scarce, Yang Cheng and Rose were waiting quietly in place, and suddenly there was a sound of rustling in the mountain forest, which made the two of them look nervously. I saw Brother Lang appear with a happy face, followed by several mercenaries.
"Brother, it's done, those stunned young people don't know what's going on, hahaha." Brother Lang said happily, holding two costumes of the soldiers of the Yunyue Kingdom in his hands.
The mercenaries were all happy, laughing at the two fools just now, and when they found out that something was wrong, they had already knocked them out.
Yang Cheng was happy for the mercenaries and changed the clothes that Brother Da Lang had taken. Rose hesitated, holding her clothes and not moving. The people seemed to understand something, and Brother Da Lang drove them away again and again, and told Yang Cheng that he would go to the grass in front of them to find them after getting dressed in a while.
Yang Cheng was about to leave with Brother Da Lang, when suddenly Rose grabbed him and said softly: "Husband, don't go, stay with me." ”
Yang Cheng was silent and looked at Rose in a daze. In the night, the clothes on Rose's shoulders slipped off gently, revealing a perfect body, and the graceful figure appeared in Yang Cheng's eyes, making Yang Cheng's brain instantly a little congested, his breathing became short, and his mouth and nose were full of hot breath. If it weren't for the ups and downs he had just experienced, I am afraid that Yang Cheng would not be able to help but correct this little goblin on the spot.
Rose changed into the costume of a soldier of the Yunyue Kingdom, stroked her hair with the scent of roses, and looked at Yang Cheng infatuated.
Rose said, "Am I good-looking, husband?" ”
Women like to be praised the most, and Yang Cheng naturally understands this truth, nodding and saying, "Good-looking." ”
"Really?" Rose smiled, as if she had become the most gentle woman in the world.
"Really!" Yang Cheng nodded again with conviction.
Rose frowned, but when she thought of Xia Yuqiu, she was a little sad, if Xia Yuqiu heard these words, how would she react, did she start arguing with herself?
Yang Cheng and Rose, who had changed their clothes, joined everyone, although it was night, but Rose's red hair, coupled with the loose clothes, could not hide the perfect figure, and her chest wanted to jump out of her clothes, and she didn't look like a soldier of Yunyue Kingdom.
If you swagger and want to go out of the kamikaze mountain range, you will definitely be seen through it at a glance! Da Lango planned to create a huge chaos, otherwise it would be impossible to get out of here.
Brother Lang looked at the crowd and asked, "Are you ready?" ”
Everyone nodded as if they were going to meet the battle of life and death: Ready!
Brother Da Lang was a little apprehensive, but at this time, he couldn't retreat at all, and said, "Brothers, I'll count three times, and everyone will rush out of the encirclement!" ”
When Brother Lang said, everyone couldn't help but look at the dozens of torches under the mountain range, and dozens of Yunyue Kingdom soldiers were guarding the exit of the road!
"One!"
"Two!" When the count reaches two, everyone's nerves are tense!
"Three!"
At the sound of an order, Brother Lang shouted! "Rush !!"
The mercenaries were united in an instant! Everyone rushed down the hill in a swarm. The soldiers of Yunyue Kingdom, who were guarding the road at the foot of the mountain, were suddenly shocked when they saw a group of people coming in a hurry on the mountain! He pulled out his weapons in a panic, only to find that this group of people were all wearing Yunyue Country costumes! Rose hides at the back, keeping up with everyone's footsteps so that no one can see through it at a glance!
"Oh no! The fire dragon is coming! The fire dragon is on its way!! "Brother Lang ran like crazy, yelling and yelling with fear written on his face!
"What!?"
"Fire dragon?"
"The fire dragon is coming? Where is it!? ”
All of a sudden, all the soldiers of the Yunyue Kingdom were messy, and they saw Brother Lang's group of people rushing over in a panic, and they believed it at once! Just now, the soldiers heard about the fire dragon, and this time the soldiers panicked and stood in place, but there was no trace of the fire dragon!
"Run!! Why are you stunned, run!! Brother Lang continued to shout, and everyone behind him cooperated with the acting, shouting: "It's terrible! The fire dragon is coming!! ”
"Run! The fire dragon is coming! ”
Under the momentum of Brother Lang, this group of people ran as if they were dying, so in this limelight, some timid soldiers really believed it, and they also became uneasy: "The fire dragon is coming? Yes! The fire dragon is coming, the fire dragon is coming! ”
"The fire dragon is coming!"
The timid soldiers abandoned their weapons and fled, with one person taking the lead, the rest of the people also panicked, those soldiers who held their positions, seeing that they all abandoned their weapons and fled, probably with a herd mentality, without saying a word, they also threw down their weapons and fled together, and in just a moment, the entire southern kamikaze mountain range exit was in chaos.