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"Don't bully my cousin, my cousin is sick!"

Wang Yue and the others repeated this sentence in their hearts, and then looked at Zhang Kuai suspiciously.

Zhang coughed dryly, patted the little boy's head, and said, "This is my cousin." ”

Song Nuan teased the child's tone, and said to the little boy who was in front of Zhang's fast mind: "Oh, you are Zhang's cousin, what's your name?" ”

When the little boy heard someone ask his name, his face showed a touch of pride, and then he patted his chest and said proudly: "My name is Zhang Slow!" ”

"Poof!"

Wang Yue and the others laughed again.

What a strange name!

What a wonderful Zhang family tree!

What a brave parent!

The elder brother is called Zhang's fast, and the younger brother's name is Zhang's slow.

I'm really drunk!

Zhang's was helpless.

Remembering the sentence that Zhang Zhi said slowly just now that Zhang was about to be sick, the thin man looked Zhang Kuai up and down suspiciously, and then forcibly held back a smile, pretending to be serious and serious and said, "You are sick!" ”

Zhang quickly pinched the thin man's neck, shook it violently, and said, "Scratch!" You're sick, you're sick all over your body, you're sick! And if it can't be cured, it's cancer, and you have to die! ”

The thin man also pinched Zhang Zhikuai's neck and said, "I'll fight with you!" ”

Looking at each other's necks, blushing and thick-necked, Zhang Kuai and thin people, Wang Yue didn't bother to look at it, because he was already used to it.

For Wang Yue and Song Nuan, the fight between Zhang's fast and the thin man is not strange, but it seems that it is an unacceptable thing for Zhang's slow, who is only seven years old.

Zhang's slow squeezed into the middle of Zhang's fast and the thin man, pushed the thin man away, and said quite seriously on a childish little face: "Don't bully my cousin, my cousin is really sick!" ”

The thin man looked at Zhang Kuai with a blank expression.

Wang Yue smiled, looked at the tiger-headed Zhang slowly, and said, "What is your cousin's disease?" ”

Zhang said with a serious face: "To be precise, my cousin's illness is a tragic disease, and it can also be said to be an unlucky disease. ”

Song Nuan asked, "Unlucky?" What kind of disease is this? ”

Zhang's slow explained: "It's just that I was born unlucky, and nothing went well. ”

Song Nuan's interest was aroused, and he asked, "Be specific." ”

"My cousin learned to ride a bicycle when he was eight years old, but he hit a dog while going downhill, and the car overturned on his back and lay in the hospital for a month! ”

"My cousin was very skinny when he was nine years old, and his friends in the village went to the farm at the head of the village to steal eggs, but it was too dark at night, my cousin climbed the wrong wall, into the pigsty, it was a sow pen, and the sow was in heat, so so, more than a dozen sows, rushed to my brother's little fresh meat, my brother with a good martial arts, and a dozen sows fought fiercely for ten minutes, and finally outnumbered, my brother in order not to be trampled by the pigs, all of a sudden into the pig manure heap next to it, the next day, after the people of the farm got my brother out, My brother also told us with pig manure and pride on his face that his wit had saved his life again! ”

"When my cousin was ten years old, he went back to his hometown in the countryside, in order to show off the standard breaststroke skills he learned in the swimming pool with his friends in the countryside, he saw a reservoir and jumped down, and the reservoir was contracted by the people in the village to raise piranhas, and my cousin was bitten to death, and his butt still has a scar!"

"When my cousin was eleven years old, he was playing in the playground, because of a sore throat, he spit on the grass on the side, and there was a snake in the grass, and my brother's phlegm happened to spit on the snake's head, and the snake rushed out and bit my brother at that time, and my brother went to the hospital again, and my brother only said one sentence after waking up, I had a sore throat and spit, who did I provoke!"

"When my cousin was twelve years old, on a New Year's night, my cousin set off firecrackers, my cousin cow, other children put them one by one, my brother put them directly one by one, my brother took a string of big firecrackers, there was an 80 rings, not waiting for my brother to release, an old man burned paper next to him, and the burning paper floated to the firecracker in my brother's hand, which blew my brother half to death at that time, and went to the hospital on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve."

"When my brother was thirteen years old, he fell in love with a girl next door, my brother plucked up the courage to confess to the girl, but the woman said that my cousin's face was like an ass, and she didn't agree to be with my brother, my cousin was angry and wanted to commit suicide, my brother finally chose the method of jumping into the sewer to commit suicide, my brother just poked his face into the sewer, and the construction workers inside shouted to my brother, boy, if you dare to pull Xiang, you will die, my brother fainted at that time, and went directly to the hospital."

"In the end, my aunt found a goddess for my brother to exorcise evil spirits, and my brother's bad luck gradually disappeared, and he successfully survived to this day, so my brother is unlucky, you are not allowed to bully him!"

Quiescence.

Deathly silence.

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"I can't do it anymore, my stomach is going to burst with laughter!"

"Okay, you dog, you're living a really wonderful life!"

"Dog leftovers, you go online and write your story, the book is called "Dog Leftovers' Childhood Memoirs", I'll go to give you a subscription and a monthly ticket, I don't even support half a bone anymore, I support you specifically. ”

"Brother Dog, it turns out that the scar on your butt was bitten by a fish, good guy, I don't know who last told me that I had a fight in junior high school, and I knocked down more than 40 people, and in the end I couldn't do it, I was stabbed in the butt by someone, and then left a scar, and the result was that I was bitten by a fish, and I laughed to death."

Song Nuan and the thin man covered their stomachs, and the smile on their faces twitched.

That posture is the kind that can't wait to lie on the ground, kicking your legs and laughing.

Although Wang Yue didn't speak, he also laughed.

Rao is Xue Bing, who has always been lazy and doesn't take anything to heart, couldn't help but "pounce" and laugh after listening to Zhang's quick story.

Zhang's face turned green.

He didn't expect that the old things he had when he was a child would be turned over in a basket.

"Also, my brother has something even more unlucky, meet."

Zhang was slow to say, but he was immediately covered by Zhang Kuai.

I wiped it, my dignity has been completely swept away, and if I continue to talk about it, I guess my heart is broken and failing.

Zhang quickly roared: "Zhang is slow, you shut up Lao Tzu!" From now on, if you say another word, I'll tell you that you're still wetting the bed. ”

Zhang was not afraid at all, stiffened his head, and shouted: "If you dare to say it, I will give you the matter of being six years old ......"

Zhang quickly begged for mercy: "Slow master, I was wrong!" ”

"Haha!"

Looking at these two living treasures, Wang Yue and the three of them burst into laughter again.

Just then, Wang Yue's mobile phone suddenly rang.