Chapter Fifty-Six: Life Coach Nina
Nina sneakily poked her head out to peep at the worm, retracted her head after a few glances, took out a cigarette and lit it, and silently waited for the child to explain.
I saw a group of children who should be Asian grabbing the worm is a fat beating, and from time to time they also say a few words to hang you,, dead pretty boy!
The little worm was pushed around by them, and the whole person was dizzy, and kept shouting Hua Q, Hua Q, dry Li Liang, and the more he shouted, the harder those little children pushed.......
Ten minutes later......
Nina crossed her hands on her hips, staring at the little kid in front of her fiercely, and there seemed to be a tiger roaring behind her: "Woo woo........."
"Who is it, give me !! out"
"How can a child play like this, ha???"
picked up the worm and pointed to the dirty clothes on it: "The clothes are all torn by you, let's say, how are you going to solve this matter, don't say one, two, three, four, five today!" ”
"Your butts are ready to bloom!!"
The children were scared and weird....
"Hey, he scolded us first....."
The other chimed in, "Huh, that's it,,... Boom...."
"We don't dare, huh..."
"Mama, I want Mama.... Boom..."
Nina's eyes showed a fierce light, squatted down and stared at a few small beans, and said softly, "Get out!! ”
Then he led the worm away, and the child was scared, but it was not good if he peed his pants too much, this is a matter of experience!!
More than seventy pairs of wetted pants!!
That's her experience......
Nina led the worm with one hand and took him away, while the worm was crying, wiping her tears with her hands from time to time, and she looked very funny when she was dirty!
As the saying goes!
Of course, one's own happiness is based on the suffering of others!
It's like that joke!
Serious face: "I can't see others crying in front of me......."
The style of painting suddenly changed and funny: "Because, I want to laugh, hahahaha, hiccup.... Hiccup...."
Nina wiped the dirty dust off the insect's face with a wet paper towel and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?" Why are they bullying you??"
"Sister.... Woo.... They called me a bad boy....... also said that I scolded them......" The more I talked, the more sad I became, and the little worm cried out.
He remembered this young lady very well.
This is the first stranger to be kind to him, and also teaches him how to make friends, and is very gentle like.... It's like.... Mom....
The young lady exudes a warm glow all over her body, and she really wants to hug .......
Nina smiled and touched the dog's head and comforted, "What's wrong, they're bad boys, bullies aren't good kids, do you understand?" ”
"Woooooooo Hiss....." The little worm tried to hold back her tears and took a deep breath, nodded vigorously and said, "I know, sister......"
"But I still don't have any friends....."
Nina pretended to be puzzled, "Didn't you teach you those words last time?" Oh cool! ”
On the surface, his face was puzzled, sympathetic and regretful, but the little people in his heart were about to die of laughter, and the children were so easy to deceive!!
Hahaha......
"They said it was a curse word.... Woo-woo....." the worm said as he sobbed.
Nina sat down next to the worm and patted him on the shoulder, comforting, "Maybe your pronunciation is a little inaccurate, right?" Why don't I teach you a new way?"
The pronunciation of the bug is very standard!
It's because the standard is too big that it will be called, 2333.....
The worm leaned on Nina's arm, looked down, and whispered, "Does it really work?" ”
"Now they want to hit me when they see me......."
Nina smiled and said, "How can a man say no, they don't make friends with you, so let's change it!" ”
"How about I teach you how to pick up girls??"
The little worm's face turned red, and he said embarrassedly, "This ...... Not quite right? ”
"And my sister is a woman, how can she pick up a girl???"
"Peter, have you ever heard a word?"
"The person who knows you best will always be your enemy, with my years of combat experience with that group of small watches, believe me!" Nina said with a serious face.
She didn't lie, when she opened the clinic in the past, because of the increase in foot traffic, there were a lot of warblers chattering there in front of her store.
She has torn a lot of hands, and now she doesn't dare to have a wandering warbler within half a kilometer near her home!!
Be caught by her and wait for death!!
Perverted alternative is not for nothing, she has learned a lot of various spicy hand destroying flower theories, and now she has practical experience!!
Now it's easy to teach a greenhead!
Nina coughed twice, cleared her throat, and said with a smile on her face, "Pickle girl, this thing....."
"First of all, you have to have humorous words, as long as you don't tease the little girl, then you have succeeded!"
"Come on, try it with me as a test subject."
Nina squatted in front of the worm and encouraged him: "Don't be afraid of failure, this is to study hard!" ”
"After soaking in the girl, won't those little boys envy you?"
"As long as you are good enough, they will humbly learn from you, don't you have friends???
The worm thought about it for a while, it seems to be the truth! The logic makes sense!!
His face was red and he whispered, "Sister, I like you, will you marry me.......?"
After finishing speaking, the worm was so dizzy that he didn't dare to look at Nina, and his little heart was about to jump out of his chest.
Nina pinched the insect's cheeks with both hands and twisted his head, looked at him and said seriously, "Don't be embarrassed, I'm a child's mother, I won't laugh at you, I'm teaching you the experience of being a man!" ”
Bug: ".........."
She's really a mother???
No wonder it's so warm, it turns out to be the brilliance of motherhood???
I envy that kid for having such a great mother.......
Nina said with a serious face, "Did you just know what was wrong??" ”
Without waiting for the worm to answer, he continued: "You are too direct, you should praise the girl first!" ”
"You really can't do what you did just now, let's say we meet for the first time, you're going to marry me..."
"I'm sure I'll slap it over, you're going to blow the girl into a fairy, and then find a way to put it on, lick her comfortably!"
"You'll be able to hit two bases, and then when the time is up, you'll be on all three bases!!"
"It's up to you to give birth to a monkey or a dog!"
Nina pointed at herself and said, "You should praise me for my good looks, and then I just say that my body is hot, this is the first step to success!" ”
"Come!"
Little Worm (〃°ー°): ♥ "Sister, you are so beautiful, and you are much better dressed than my aunt!" ”
"No, no, no, you should!"
"Your sister, you're so beautiful, can I hug you?"
"After the girl agrees, you should say with a surprised expression, your are so big!"
"I've seen a hot young lady like you for the first time, can you leave a phone number or email?" Nina said nonsense.
The worm asked, "Is this really going to work?" ”
How do you look at it, it's all sexual harassment, right??
"How do you know if you don't try it, maybe that girl likes straight boys?" Nina said with a smile.
She doesn't know if others can do it!
But the little worm is not ugly when he grows up, he is a handsome guy!!
Handsome, what else do you learn to pick up girls??
Go up and say: About?
Those wandering warblers are still squealing with soft feet?