Volume 3 Heroes, Walking the World Chapter 5 Impossible Mission

The huge cloud hand slapped away and turned into a cloud in the sky.

Ding Ning touched his nose and smiled coquettishly.

The golden monkey licked his chapped lips.

"Finished?"

"Ahh

"That's it?"

"Or what?"

The golden monkey straightened his spine, pushed his glasses coldly, knocked on the tablet in his hand, and muttered in a low voice: "It turns out that it is another waste wood ability..."

Ding Ning was still unconscious, and waved proudly at the four gluten men who were watching not far away.

The golden monkey took out the walkie-talkie and said something, and then ordered the staff in white coats next to him, and he couldn't see the enthusiasm on his face, and turned back to Ding Ning and said, "Ding Ning, your hero rating is..."

"Eun, super S-class?"

"Hero Rating B, Ability Rating D, Title Cloud Sparrow."

Ding Ning pointed to the tip of his nose and screamed.

"How is that possible?! Isn't it S-class? Also, what the hell is a D rating for ability?! ”

The golden monkey rolled his eyes.

"Cloud Sparrow, your cloud hand has been tested and does not have any attack power, and there are no other auxiliary effects, it belongs to the weakest level of superpower, and the superpower level of the four of them is the same, that is, it is basically useless."

"Not really! I'm me, my cloud hand old cow beeped! ”

"Every superpowered person blows that."

"No, no, my cloud hand can manipulate thunder!!"

The golden monkey tapped around on the tablet without even raising his head.

"You bull beep is quite creative, do you know what the four mentally retarded people over there who are arguing about factional battles every day are capable of?"

"What?"

"Gluten Man's ability is that his hair can turn into gluten, and after transforming, he can sing extremely unbearable brainwashing songs that cause all kinds of adverse reactions from the enemy..."

Brother Gluten walked up to Ding Ning and shook his long flowing hair.

"The ability of the iron skewer queen is to grow an iron skewer with a strength equal to that of a mutton skewer in the skewers, and the fighting method is to specifically stab people in the waist..."

The Iron Sign Queen glanced at Ding Ning's waist, as if she was identifying the position of Ding Ning's waist, and said with a smile: "Brother here?" β€œ

"The Pomegranate Monk's ability is to manipulate pomegranate seeds to attack from a distance like bullets..."

Ding Ning glanced at the pomegranate monk who was staring.

"Wow, then this ability is not bad, why is it D-class?"

"The attack power of pomegranate seeds is basically equal to the power of spitting..."

The girl with a mobile phone on her face covered her cheeks with some embarrassment.

"That, that, it's so shameful, don't talk about other people's abilities..."

The golden snub-nosed monkey rolled his eyes.

"Take a bite of the rabbit sauce, the skill of jumping on one leg is more special, and it can kick a hundred meters away..."

Ding Ning scratched his head.

"That's good..."

"It's her who is kicked, and when she uses her skills, she will mercilessly taunt the enemy, and the enemy can't help but step forward and kick her a hundred meters away..."

Ding Ning held his chin that was about to fall and looked at the four strange flowers in front of him in a daze, and the golden monkey snorted coldly.

"Because the ability is rated from B-rank, but among the 1,724 B-rank heroes, the four of them are tied for the penultimate two."

"Huh? Who is the penultimate one? ”

"It turns out that they are tied for the bottom of the list, but here you are..."

Ding Ning sniffed bitterly, and the golden monkey ignored Ding Ning's ugly face and continued: "The four of them are the four waste heroes of the Hero Association, no, today are the five waste heroes..."

"Don't! I'm not a wreck! I want to see Ali's father! By the way, isn't Ali's dad going to see me? ”

"The meeting has been canceled, Chairman Ali is very busy, okay, Yunzhongque, there will be a staff member to take you to register next, and the salary will be paid from next month."

The golden monkey pushed his glasses and left the testing room.

The gluten man walked up to Ding Ning and patted Ding Ning on the shoulder.

"Cloud Sparrow, don't be discouraged, although you are at the bottom, but we will not look down on you, let's go, let's go, brother will take you to visit our Hero Association, and please eat baked gluten at night."

Ding Ning was reluctantly surrounded by four strange people, and his mind was full of indignation.

(I have a big groove, how did Lao Tzu mix with these four goods!) Five Waste Heroes?! Ahhhh οΌ‰

The five of them walked out of the test room, and the gluten man pulled Ding Ning to spit and splash as he walked.

"Cloud Sparrow, you are definitely not familiar with our Hero Association, our Hero Association has branches in every first-tier city in the world, mainly in New York and Zhonghai, there are about more than 10,000 registered heroes, and there are a total of thirteen S-level heroes, known as top13, these legendary heroes are all big shots, basically we can't see them, but there is a superhero in Zhonghai, that is also the boss of our Oriental Hero Association, Nine Dragons Thor!"

The pomegranate monk snorted.

"The Nine Dragons Thunder God boss is indeed a bull beep, but it's still a lot worse than my mad Buddha..."

The Iron Pick Queen pulled the pomegranate monk.

"Brother, you beep less, the top 13 bosses are not something we can discuss, to say that the second place should be our family's yin and yang double honor!"

Taking a bite of the Miantu Sauce, not to be outdone, he argued: "Nonsense, it's clear that our Nanxiang Maple Leaf listens to Yuxuan's love G and ranks second!" Love G Cow Beep, Love G Cow Beep! Love G Chong Chong Chong Chong Ah ..."

Ding Ning squinted at the four mentally retarded people in front of him, and couldn't help but interject: "Why are you all fighting for the second place for your idol, who is the first?" ”

Gluten Man raised his head, his face showing a look of nostalgia for the vicissitudes of life.

"First? The first is not a man, he is a faith..."

"Huh? Is he Marles? ”

"No, he's the greatest superhero in the world, he's a myth, he's a legend, he's a mystery!"

Ding Ning swallowed.

"What the hell is he?!"

The pomegranate monk snorted.

"He is a mystery, and the title is a mystery!"

"What kind of Oriental Heroes is he from?"

The Iron Sign Queen explained with a wistful expression: "No, no, no, each of the four major factions has one or two S-level bosses to form a force, and the others are all free bodies, among the seven free heroes represented by Ali's father, the mystery is the most powerful and fascinating!" Because he is the master of Ali's father! ”

"Wow! Ali's father's master?! Do you want to be so?! ”

took a bite of the rabbit sauce and continued: "That's right, that's right, Master Ali once taught Ali Dad swordsmanship, and Ali Dad's strongest trick, Tai'a Xingshen Itch, was taught by Lord Mystery!" ”

"Taiah... Star god tickle? What the heck?! Is Ali's Papa's weapon an Tickle? And why is the name so familiar? ”

The pomegranate monk snorted: "Hmph, mortal, you don't know the highest level of swordsmanship at all, everything in the world can be a sword, as long as there is a sword in your heart, tickling is also a divine sword!" ”

The five of them came to a huge square while chatting, and Ding Ning was no stranger to this wonderful space, according to the gluten man, this wonderful space is a relic called "Chujiang No. 34 Branch", which is actually a different dimensional space, and only the Zhonghai Branch has such a magical space. Passing over all kinds of superheroes in strange costumes, the iron signature queen pointed to the huge light screen in the middle of the square and introduced: "This is the mission square, and various tasks will be listed on that electronic light screen, from investigating supernatural events to investigating alien space intelligence and facing aliens, there will be tasks here, and you will receive a salary according to the completion of tasks, and you can increase the hero level by accumulating mission points." ”

Ding Ning looked at the various strange people gathered under the light screen with a wistful face, and couldn't help but wave his fist.

β€œYES! That's cool! That's what I want the Hero Guild to be! Hmph, what about the penultimate B-class! Brother brushes to the S-level in minutes!! ”

Just as Ding Ning was dancing and imagining the future, he suddenly noticed a lonely figure standing in the middle of the square, wearing a yellow jacket and holding a motorcycle helmet.

(That's not...) Takeaway guy? What about Ah Li? Why is he alone? οΌ‰

Li Zijian rubbed his hands a little nervously, looking at the various superheroes around him, his eyes were full of longing.

(As you can see, there are heroes in this world!) οΌ‰

Li Zijian's mind kept echoing Ding Ning's words, all this in front of him was a dream, a belief, and a dream that had existed since he was a child. At your fingertips!

He tried to calm himself, but his slightly trembling hand betrayed his nervousness, and he leaned over to the huge electronic light screen and curiously pointed his finger at a task called "Fighting the Evil Spirits".

The electronic screen flickered slightly, and a string of handwriting suddenly appeared behind the mission called Fighting Evil Spirits.

The task has been accepted.

A girl's scream suddenly resounded throughout the audience.

"Damn! Which one didn't open his eyes and snatched the task of this princess! β€œ

Li Zijian withdrew his dirty hand a little at a loss, and at a glance saw a girl wearing a pink and white cake skirt and a golden double ponytail walking over domineeringly.

"Who are you? New to the scene? Dare to rob this princess of the mission?! ”

Several superheroes who were originally standing beside Li Zijian frowned and took a step back, as if they were avoiding the golden double ponytail girl, and this retreat also made Li Zijian stand out.

Syllable!

The snow-white little hand slapped Li Zijian's face.

"Bastard! Do you understand the rules?! ”

Li Zijian covered his cheeks, waved his hands again and again, and made a babbling sound in his mouth, and the golden double ponytail girl rubbed her little hands vigorously with a handkerchief, as if she had just touched something disgusting, and a trace of suspicion rose on her delicate little face full of disgust.

"Who are you? Princess Ben has never seen you, are you new here? I don't know if the tasks released by the Ou family have been fulfilled by this princess?! ”

The golden monkey didn't know where it came from, and he hurried to the girl who called herself a princess, his face full of flattery.

"Hymn to the thunder that pierces the darkness of the world, Princess Lei Ling, please dissipate your anger, this person is not a superhero, he is just an ordinary food delivery, I will drive him away."

Princess Lei Ling narrowed her big beautiful eyes, and there was a faint flash of electricity.

"Golden snub-nosed monkey! Are there any rules in China Shipping? This is the Hero Association! It's not a place where the garbage delivered by cats and dogs comes from! My father and Uncle Ali handed over Zhonghai to you, and you managed it like this? ”

The golden monkey's handsome face was covered with sweat, he turned his head and glared fiercely at Li Zijian, whose face was pale, and roared loudly: "You guy! Didn't I say don't touch it? You can't afford to pay for it?! Why don't you kneel down for the princess and ask for her forgiveness! ”

Li Zijian's lips trembled, looking at the more and more superheroes gathered around him, his palms were full of sweat.

(Then kneel, it's not like I haven't knelt before...) It's all my fault... οΌ‰

The knees are slowly bent ...

"Don't kneel!"

A slender pale hand grabbed the crook of Li Zijian's arm.

Ding Ning picked up Li Zijian, pointed at Princess Lei Ling and shouted, "Who are you?" Why do you want people to kneel?! ”

The golden monkey hurriedly stood up and wanted to explain, but Princess Lei Ling pushed the golden monkey away.

"Who is Princess Ben, you ask? This princess would like to ask you who this pariah? Who doesn't know my Oriental Heroes Association in the Hero Association? Who doesn't know my father, King Nine Dragons Thor?! Who doesn't know that the tasks released by the Ou family are all up to this princess?! ”

All the onlookers looked at Ding Ning playfully, and whispers came.

"Yo, the new kid."

"How dare anyone offend the princess."

"The Ou family's mission rewards are very good, but not everyone can accept them."

"Hey, do you know why the princess is on the mission of the Ou family?"

"Who doesn't know that the princess likes the eldest young master of the Ou family, are you kidding?"

Facing everyone's onlookers, Ding Ning couldn't help but have some stage fright, after forgetting everything about dandelions, Ding Ning returned to the state of just entering the world of Tianxuan, or the fledgling little boy who had just regained his self-esteem and self-confidence, where had he seen a big scene.

"Well, since he accidentally robbed you of your mission, it would be nice to cancel it..."

"Cancellation? It's easy to say, once the Hero Guild's private quest is accepted, it must be five days before it can be canceled! ”

"That, he's not a superhero, and he hasn't registered, so why did he accept the mission..."

"Didn't anyone tell you?! As long as you have registered a Taobao account, you can accept the mission! This princess doesn't care! That's not the end of the day! ”

Facing the unreasonable Princess Lei Ling and the superheroes who watched the excitement on the sidelines, Ding Ning turned his head and looked in the direction of the four gluten men, the four strange people who had called him brothers and sisters before were really as he expected, and they didn't know where to go and escaped.

Ding Ning gritted his teeth.

"What then?! He's already accepted it, so wouldn't it be good for you to wait five days? ”

Princess Lei Ling crossed her arms with a mocking look on her face.

"Huh, five days? It doesn't matter if it's five days, but how many five days can the Ou family wait? Besides, the content of this mission is to fight against evil spirits, although there are no restrictions, you can fight any evil spirit, but does this pariah have that strength? I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants when I see an evil spirit! Ha, if he can really complete the task, this princess doesn't care! ”

Ding Ning was stunned, and subconsciously glanced at Li Zijian beside him.

(He's just an ordinary person, without any abilities and no equipment, to fight against evil spirits?!) It's simply an impossible task! οΌ‰

Princess Lei Ling paused, raised her head and looked at Ding Ning with a fierce gaze.

"Also, which onion are you?! There are no rules at all! ”

The golden monkey had a chance to interject, and hurriedly nodded and introduced: "Princess, this is today's new B-class hero Cloud Sparrow, who has cloud ability... The ability level is D. ”

"Ha, how dare a D-class trash talk to this princess? I think you're going to be expelled from the club today? ”

Ding Ning's face changed, the Hero Association was his dream all along, how could he be expelled on the first day?!

A pitch-black palm patted Ding Ning's shoulder firmly.

The figure in the yellow jacket crossed Ding Ning and slowly knelt down in front of Princess Lei Ling.

(I'm definitely not going to bother you, I look forward to the Hero Society as much as you do, and I know how important it is to you.) οΌ‰

Ding Ning looked at Li Zijian who was kneeling beside him, and couldn't help but clench his fists.

Li Zijian took out a pen and paper from his arms, wrote a line on it, tore off the piece of paper and put it on the ground, slowly stood up, bowed deeply to Ding Ning, turned his head and left the square.

The golden monkey approached Princess Lei Ling and whispered: "Princess, it's not worth being angry for this useless life, he is just a pariah, dissipate his anger." ”

Princess Lei Ling stomped her foot.

"I don't care, I don't care! That pariah's gone, golden monkey! You immediately contact the Ou family and ask them to send another task! ”

"It's... The Ou family releases a mission to fight against evil spirits every month just to sponsor our just cause, which is undemanding..."

"Then you will ask the Ou family's mistress out, and this princess will talk to him personally!"

"It's... This..."

Ding Ning squatted down with a complicated face and picked up the piece of paper, reading the words written on it word by word.

"I'm sorry, I, Li Zijian, swear! If I fight for this life, I will definitely complete the task! ”

Li Zijian rushed out of the fire door as if he was running away, two strings of crystal tears dripping from his dark cheeks.

And so he ran, and kept running,

He didn't know what he had to do to release his innermost feelings.

Only keep running, try your best to run,

Through the alleys,

Jumping over bridges,

Running through the streets,

Don't know where to go,

You don't have to know where to go,

All he knows is that

He was not qualified to touch the dream he had always had.

(I...) Just a dumb one, a food delivery one... οΌ‰

Until exhaustion,

Li Zijian fell to his knees,

He doesn't know why he's sad,

He just wanted to cry out loud,

Take all the grievances, all the humble,

Cry out!

But he is not qualified to cry,

All he could do was babble and howl.

"Ahh

Tears hit the ground and seeped into the dirt.

A leather shoe broke into his eyes, Li Zijian slowly raised his head, and a young man with short dark purple hair squatted in front of him, and his white palm gently brushed Li Zijian's dark face.

"I'm like... Something amazing... A soul that is so bright and shrouded in darkness..."

Li Zijian raised his head to look at the young man, in addition to the short dark purple hair that was impressive, the corners of his mouth kept rising strangely, and after careful identification, the edge of the corner of his mouth was an arc drawn by a knife!

The strange smiling face drawn by the knife has a pair of breathtaking eyes,

Ghostly handsome,

This is Li Zijian's first impression of this smiling young man.

(Who is he?) He laughed so strangely... οΌ‰

"Haha, huh? I think I'm smiling brightly. ”

Li Zijian's eyes widened.

(Can he hear me?!) οΌ‰

"Yes, what I can hear say, interesting and interesting, so interesting, how can there be such an interesting person, bright, bright, ah, the taste of a good person~ Li Zijian is it? Interested in making a trade? ”

(He, what is he talking about?) Impossible, how is it possible in this world ... No, no, no, there are heroes, this person, this person... οΌ‰

"Hahahaha, Li Zijian, come on, it's your luck to meet me, I want to make a deal with you, as long as you promise to give me your soul after you die, I can fulfill one of your three wishes, how about it?"

(Soul?) Three wishes? οΌ‰

"Well, that's right, after all, I also have professional ethics, equivalent exchange, soul for a wish, I know your three wishes, first, to be able to speak, second, to become a hero, third, to cure your mother's leukemia..."

(!!! οΌ‰

Li Zijian's face showed a look of shock, he looked at the strange young man in front of him, and at the same time, a little hope was born in his heart.

"Hahaha, choose one of the three, you can't be too greedy, I'm the only one who is greedy, human beings, human beings, the most interesting thing to say when making a choice! Hahahahaha! ”

The young man touched his cheek and smiled a little maniacally.

"Looks like you've made your choice... Did you really heal your mother? Don't regret it? There's only one chance, it's really just this one chance~ Hahaha, you're really a good boy with filial piety, dreams or something are nothing compared to your mother~ Then..."

A small ball of black light appeared out of thin air in the young man's palm, and the young man touched his cheek with a look of fascination.

"This is the source of your mother's illness, it's beautiful, isn't it~ The deal is made! Your soul will be mine after you die~ Rest assured, I won't kill you, I just want the soul to die normally... Oh? Who am I, you ask? Hahaha, you should know about trading souls, hey, at least, you've heard of it... Okay~ It's over, it's over, we'll see you when we die..."

Li Zijian rubbed his eyes, how could there be a smiling young man in front of him?

It's like a fantasy.

He got up and searched around the little park, where he could see everywhere, except for the swings blown by the wind, and there was no one there.

In a gloomy corner, a veiled woman walked up behind a smirking young man who gently tossed the ball of light in her hand.

"You're really funny, you know what the law of prophecy will choose, and you still have to ask."

"Hahaha, Zi is silent, this is that you are out of mood, isn't it natural for demons to play with human beings?"

"Why did you choose him? Leukemia can be found everywhere, isn't it? ”

"Hey, although we are demons, we are also infinite deacons, okay? Isn't our job to reward the good and punish the evil? Although our own existence is the greatest evil~~"

Zi was silent and stagnated slightly, and gently closed the pair of watery eyes.

"So we've been punishing ourselves all the time... You, after so many years, you still have that stinky problem, you must do evil before doing good deeds, and do a good deed before doing evil deeds, you are really a pervert... Long Aotian! ”

The smirking young man turned his head, the corners of his severed mouth almost reaching the tip of his eyebrows.

"Okay, okay, don't think about it, the world is about to get interesting~ And this little thing, we have to give a gift to dear Xu Fan as soon as possible~"