In the tea cat house, Ah Lihe, who was full of big bags, squatted miserably on the ground like a knife, and Xu Fan was holding a cigarette in his mouth, his face turned blue with anger.

"You can do it! let you set off firecrackers, almost blew up the earth as a big firework, and let you go to pay New Year's greetings, but you offended everyone all over again, and you came to the door empty-handed and took away the New Year's goods and firecrackers in people's homes! ”

Leng Rudao pursed his lips, and said confidently: "Of course let's go, who told us that we don't have any New Year's firecrackers and still want to celebrate the New Year, but this son is for everyone..."

Ah Li pouted, his fingers pointing at Leng as a knife.

"It's all him! He's playing tricks on Rippy first! Oops! ”

Xu Fan was alone in one hand, and he flicked Ah Li and Leng Zhi's brains hard.

"Unqualified! Fail! Mission Failed! Deduct points! ”

"Oops!"

Ah Li and Leng Rudao's faces changed in unison, and they hurriedly looked at their task panel, where the score showed -100.

Watermelon proudly crossed Erlang's legs and looked at the miserable two, slowly peeling a banana.

"You two scum still want to fight with me? Hmph~"

Ding Ning watched the play gloatingly, his eyes rolling around.

(It seems that there is no need to rob them of their tasks, these two fools are already out, and my main competitor is only Uncle!) ）

Xu Fan lit a cigarette and glanced at Ah Li and Leng Rudao with hatred.

"The mission of the two of you has stopped, I will go out now to clean up the mess for you and reflect on it! Go and cook your own specialty. ”

Ah Li hurriedly stood up.

"Brother Xu Fan, are you going to walk out of the tea cat house?"

Xu Fan snapped his fingers, and all the New Year's goods brought back by Leng Rudao floated up and floated behind Xu Fan.

"I'll be blinded for a while, go door-to-door to apologize, and buy a pack of cigarettes by the way..."

Ding Ning hurriedly raised his hand.

"Boss! All shops are closed for the holidays! ”

Xu Fan paused, grabbed a cigarette from the New Year's goods behind him and stuffed it into his arms.

"By the way, let's put on the new clothes made by Ding Ning, Ding Ning has done a good job, and the clothes are very beautiful."

Xu Fan snapped his fingers lightly, and the new clothes made by Ding Ning immediately replaced the clothes that everyone was wearing under the magical power.

I have to say that the design of Xiaophantom is indeed extraordinary, and the clothes created by Ding Ning's law of creation are all made of bright red as the main color, with snow white and various New Year's accessories, so that everyone's clothes are different, but they fully show the joy of welcoming the New Year.

Even Chu Xiyao, who was sleeping heavily, looked energetic after changing into a new red outfit.

Ding Ning looked at the record displayed on his task panel with an excited face: everyone has worn new clothes, got 70 points, completed perfectly, additional points +30, 100 points.

Ah Li and Leng Rudao stared at Ding Ning with envy and hatred, Ding Ning felt the burning gaze of the two and couldn't help but mix his hair, and cold sweat appeared behind his back, vaguely cold as a knife and Ah Li turned into two huge ghost heads, staring at Ding Ning with big eyes like a door.

Xu Fan snapped his fingers and tore through the space and walked in, seeing Xu Fan leaving, Ding Ning swallowed his saliva and became more and more nervous.

(Not good, now I have the first score, since these two guys have negative scores, they will definitely break the jar and break it to make trouble for Lao Tzu, no, we must find a way to divert their attention!) ）

The watermelon blinked its mung bean eyes, and its heart blossomed.

(Hehe, I stole the task of scrap wood, although it was the lowest completion and only scored 10 points, but preparing lunch was no pressure on me, 100 points will definitely be in hand, and I will win the best dish for lunch, and it is another 100 points!) Now these two fools are setting their sights on Xiao Ding Ning, and I am the biggest winner! My Teacher Cang! My dreams! I'm coming! Wha! ）

Ah Li, who was dressed in a Chinese-style girl's flag costume, showed a terrifying and crazy smile, and his voice was ethereal.

"Hey, hey, little Ding Ning, the clothes are good..."

The white shirt and red bib pants were as cold as a knife, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and the huge grimace became more and more hideous.

"Shemale Ding..."

"Wait!"

Ding Ning raised his palm suddenly, and the illusion dissipated.

"Be careful not to get your clothes dirty, especially when you're cooking for a while, you're not as skilled as your uncle after all, don't get damaged in this dress, it's the brainchild of the boss and Xiaoxue! I asked my boss for my opinion, and I called Xiaoxue to report..."

Ah Li and Leng Rudao's eyebrows raised at the same time, and Ah Li tilted his head.

"Brother Xu Fan participated in the design?"

Ding Ning continued to hum and chirp: "No, the boss said, Ah Li must be super cute when he wears this little flag suit!" ”

"Really?! When did he say that? ”

Ding Ning's heart moved.

(Now is the time!) ）

turned his head and smiled at the bewildered watermelon.

"It's before the uncle reports to the boss~"

Brush!

Two thunderbolt-like gazes were projected, and vaguely as cold as a knife and Ah Li turned into two huge ghost heads, staring at the big fat watermelon with big eyes like a door.

"Little report?!"

The watermelon trembled with fat all over its body.

"Hey, I'll go! Little Ding Ning, you are too boring! You betrayed me! ”

Ah Li's eyes widened, and the stars in his pupils turned into a dead color.

"Oh, hehehehe~ It's you dead fat guy who beat the little report~"

Cold as a knife squinting his eyes, his face pale like a wall.

"Do you think you've won? Bald! Head! Old! Hue! Demon! ”

Watermelon couldn't help but fall back to the wall and swallowed.

"Big brother spare my life, I... I've cooked for you..."

"Death to the bald old pervert!! Tai'a Amazing Sword !! ”

"God solve! Kill! Providence is like a sword!! ”

"Ahhhh You're squeezing! Canglong roared and broke through the clouds!! ”

"You fight and fight! What are you bringing with you?! Thunderclouds! Three Thousand Great Thunder Realms!! ”

"Stop fighting! Stop it! Feed! Listen to the little fantasy! ”

"Meow! Demolition of the house! ”

"Soy sauce! After a while, Xu Fan came to make it clear to him, the home is not a meow that we two dismantled!! ”

The sword qi in the sky was like rain, the sword light was like practice, the thunder was thunderous, the clouds were drenched, and the earth was shattered, Chu Xiyao rubbed his eyes, turned around and changed to a comfortable sleeping position.

"Whew..."

When Xu Fan came back, the kitchen had turned into a ruin, looking at the tea cat house that had been destroyed for most of the time, Xu Fan's cigarette butts fell to the ground.

"You..."

The blue tendons in the forehead are bulging...

An hour later,

"Happy Year of the Pig! Your cutest cute snow is here~~ Hey, hey, hey, are you secretly eating delicious food! ”

"Happy New Year to the owner! Red envelopes or Alipay, 120,000 is not too much, 3500 is not too little! ”

Wearing new clothes like two flower butterflies, Xiaoxue Xiaoai jumped open the door of the tea cat's house,

"Hey, I'll go! What the heck?! ”

"Is this the home of the tea cat or the Shaolin Temple?! How are they all Buddhas?! ”

Kneeling in front of a row full

The mentally retarded with a big head and a blue nose and swollen face, one person held a bowl of instant noodles and burst into tears, behind everyone, Xu Fan, who had always been gentle and elegant, sat on the chair with a cigarette in his mouth, and the green tendons on his head jumped, Chu Xiyao slept very sweetly on the table.

The watermelon, whose head was swollen into Zhu Bajie, looked at Xiaoxue Xiaoai and grinned, revealing a bloody mouth with three missing big teeth.

"You're here? How can you come empty-handed for New Year's greetings, do you have something to eat..."

The big bag on his head was a string of sugar gourds, and Ah Li slapped the big bald head of the watermelon hatefully.

"Eat a fart, you still have a face to eat!"

Jun's face was beaten to the point that he was as cold as a knife, and he rolled his eyes.

"If it weren't for the second beep and you lost all the ingredients, we could have eaten instant noodles? Shemale Ding! Why do you have so much food in your bowl? What's that round one? You're sneaking in to add food?! ”

Ding Ning wiped his nosebleed.

"The cat food I stole from the soy sauce, do you want to eat it, it tastes good."

"You're unexpectedly!! Come and I'll taste it..."

Xiao Ai squatted down a little distressed and wanted to help Ding Ning wipe her wounds, but suddenly thought of something, her face rose and she stood up and stomped her little feet.

"I'm not open..."

"Stop!"

Ding Ning squeezed his eyes at Xiao Ai.

"Little Aiai~ Seeing you here proves that my beating was not in vain~ Hehehehe, I'll make your dream come true!"

Xu Fan took a deep breath of smoke.

"I shouldn't have let you guys celebrate the New Year..."

Ding Ning raised his hand with a wicked smile on his face.

"Boss! Isn't it time to give out prizes? ”

Watermelon, cold as a knife, Ah Li's tiger body shook continuously, and they all looked at Ding Ning.

"What did you say?!"

Ding Ning stood up abruptly and laughed triumphantly.

"You turtle grandsons, take a look at your quest panel! Ahahahaha! Two -100, one -90, Lao Tzu is a complete 100 points! It's me who won!! Boss, you have to say! Don't forget that it's your way to talk! I'm going to give out a prize!! ”

Xu Fan was stunned and nodded subconsciously.

"It seems like this, everyone else's mission failed, and only Ding Ning completed the task, okay, then even if Ding Ning wins."

Ding Ning hugged Xiao Ai excitedly, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his face was full of excitement.

"Boss, my wish is to make my little love a big star for a day!"

Xu Fan dusted off his cigarette ashes.

"Although you also participated in the demolition of the house, you did diligently complete the tasks I assigned, which is worth encouraging, Ding Ning is good! Then let's have an award ceremony, let them see how you got the job done, give them a sample, and motivate them..."

Ding Ning's face changed, and he hurriedly jumped up.

"Boss, don't!"

With a snap of his fingers, a water curtain spilled, and the scene of Ding Ning holding mustard and complaining about the law of creation was revealed.

"Meow, such a nice dress? It's just that the blueprint is not an entity, you haven't really seen it, your law of creation cultivation is not enough, if you create a thing, it may shorten the duration of meow. ”

"Ah, just make a difference, hurry up!"

Ding Ning in the picture smiled.

"I've wanted to complain for a long time! The boss is a mother-in-law every day, long-winded, an old mother's character, no bottom line for anyone who is good, standard virgin! ”

Xu Fan couldn't help but snuff out the cigarette butt with his fingers.

"Uh-huh! Uncle is an old pervert, stealing people every day, as a fat, round and greasy bald old rascal is the most unreliable at tricking people! ”

The big bald head of the watermelon bulged out a big bag by itself.

"Ah Li, the second disease of the ponytail growing into a dog's tail, the brain is never normal, violent, cruel, gluttonous, and unfeminine!"

The horsetail is raised high and fried from the roots layer by layer like popcorn.

"Stinky fart! A poisonous tongue orphan, annoying, no one loves and no one wants a poor worm, so you can only rely on spraying Lao Tzu to brush up on your sense of existence! ”

Sharpen the knife Huo Huo to Ding Ning.

"Miss Scrapwood! The standard useless waste wood, the combat effectiveness is not as good as the chicken, the brain is not easy to use, and the so-called gold and jade are defeated outside of it, which is to say her! ”

Chu Xiyao rubbed her eyes and yawned.

Ding Ning turned his head and smiled at Xiao Ai.

"Little Aiai, it seems that I can't live to see the scene where you become a big star, promise me, be happy... Oh! Uncle, you tap! Don't slap your face! Stinky fart! No! Young Master Leng, spare my little brother! What are you doing?! Let go of such a dangerous flaw! Boss... Can you stop playing your head? Little brother is not allowed to play!! ”

Leaving Ding Ning, who was dying by Haibian, Ah Li slapped his face.

"Hmph, just beat it half to death, and the remaining half..."

Before the words fell, a trace of bad wellness swelled up in Ah Li's heart, and the clothes on Ding Ning's body, who was beaten into a dead dog in his eyes, were in a trance, flickering like a light bulb with bad contact, and the next moment, Ding Ning, who was only wearing small pants and revealing his rib body, collapsed on the ground, and the new red clothes on his body disappeared.

Ah Li's mind suddenly remembered what Wasabi had just heard from the water curtain:

"Your cultivation of the law of creation is not enough, if you create a thing, it may shorten the duration of meow..."

The next moment,

The watermelon's smooth belly jumped out,

Cold as a knife, only the little pants remained,

Chu Xiyao, who was sleeping heavily, revealed snow-white skin and only underwear,

The most tragic thing is that Xu Fan, who was leaning aside and rubbing his forehead and smoking a cigarette, suddenly disappeared from his clothes and became Rodin's famous sculpture: The Thinker.

Ah Li hurriedly hugged his chest and squatted down, and the ponytail completely exploded.

"The remaining half... Hit now!! Kill him!! ”

Xiao Ai, who was watching the farce in front of her, swallowed her saliva, and grabbed Xiao Xue, who pretended to be shy and covered her eyes, but was actually secretly watching.

"That's... Shall we go home... I don't want to watch Ding Ning get killed..."

"Hey, hey, there's a lot to see, the boss is in good shape~Wow~ I actually have abdominal muscles~"

The lively day passed quickly,

The moon rises in the night sky,

Firecrackers burst into the rain, and brilliant fireworks rose into the air.

The sound of the Spring Festival Gala came from the TV.

Everyone in the tea cat house gathered around the table to wrap dumplings, and Ding Ning was hung from the ceiling with bandages wrapped in bandages and crying.

"Hey... Who's going to let me down... Please, it's been a day... Woooooo

Xu Fan coughed and motioned for the watermelon to put Ding Ning down, Xiao Ai hurriedly leaned in to help Ding Ning press the button of the remote control, and Ding Ning, who had a painful face, sat down at the table unharmed.

Ah Li, who was wearing a small flag costume made by Xu Fan temporarily, squinted his eyes, and the ponytail dangled at the back of his head.

"I really should have fought a few more times, I'm so angry!"

Cold as a knife licking lips.

"Don't say it, that remote control is easy to use, and the comfort of cutting him feels that this son will always remember it."

Ding Ning shuddered and touched his little baby with a look of fear.

Xiaoxue brought out the dumplings from the back kitchen and smiled

He shouted, "It's time to eat!" ”

Three or three bells sound a leisurely hourly chime.

duang~

one time

Twice,

Three times...

Twelve.

"Happy New Year!!"

Xu Fan clapped his palms and said with a smile: "Happy New Year, everyone from the Tea Cat House!" In the new year, I need a lot of advice! ”

Xiao Ai filled everyone's cups with white wine, and a blush rose on her delicate little face.

"Cheers, everyone, for our big family! Let's ~~"

"Cheers~~!"

Ding Ning looked at everyone around him,

Gentle Xu Fan,

Lovely little love,

Colored watermelon,

Nasty cold as a knife,

Two hehe's Ah Li,

Shameless little snow,

Chu Xiyao, who is still sleeping,

Two cats...

There is also a little illusion sitting next to Xu Fan...

Rubbing his head, a heartfelt smile appeared on his face.

With everyone,

That's nice!

Celebrate the New Year with your family,

That's nice!

Drinking all the wine in the cup, Xu Fan snapped his fingers.

"Well, it's my task to prepare a New Year's gift, and I've already picked the most suitable one for everyone."

Everyone looked at Xu Fan with a look of surprise, and couldn't help but put their little heads together, full of anticipation.

"So... Watermelon! ”

Watermelon quickly stood up.

"Yes!"

"This set of Marx ideological education is carefully selected by me for you, I hope you can strengthen your own quality training, abandon all unhealthy thoughts, work hard, and be a new person! Trust me, this is the most helpful thing for you! ”

Watermelon took the thick set of books with tears in her eyes.

"Boss, I... Thank you for your family..."

Xu Fan pushed his glasses.

"I'll give you a set of exam papers next month, and if you don't fail, I'll solve your improper habits at the root."

Watermelon shuddered.

"Fundamentally?!"

"Well, use the law of prayer to keep you from lifting."

"Boss, thank you for your kindness, I will definitely give you incense when I go back..."

Xu Fan turned his head.

"Knife, this sweet lipstick is specially selected for you, it can make you say nice things, what is the color number of the popular male color, it is said to be particularly popular."

“...”

"Xiaoxue, I bought this shell Lang color dress for you, I heard the king of facial features say that this is the most popular model of the Five Prisons this year."

“...”

"Xiao Ai, this stack of bank exercise coupons is given to you, don't you like to count money, practice hard, and get addicted."

“...”

"Ah Li, I bought you Professor Yang Yongxin's good child electroshock therapy course, twelve class hours, and I will accompany you to class next week."

"Thank you... Brother Xu Fan, Ah Li... Ah Li likes it so much... Woooooo

"Chu Xiyao, I prepared cat coffee for you, this is what I asked Mustard to make for you, it will definitely cure your narcolepsy, good boy, I can tell from your snoring that you are very happy."

"Whew..."

"Wasabi soy sauce, I booked a sterilization operation for you at the best pet hospital in Zhonghai, and I will go in the next year."

"Meow ?!"

"Meow ?!!!"

"Ding Ning~"

Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan, who had a serious face, and swallowed his saliva.

"The boss... Don't I do it..."

"No, I bought you eleven versions of the three-year college entrance examination five-year simulation, and next year you will be admitted to a good university! The Great Road of God is at your feet! ”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Xu Fan glanced back at Xiao Phantom, who waved his hand tremblingly and muttered quietly.

"You can't see Fantasy... You can't see the little illusion... Can not see... I can't see it..."

Xu Fan frowned.

"Strange, why did I have an extra set of razors? Well? What do you do when you buy a razor? ”

Xiao Phantom swallowed his saliva and hurriedly got under the table.

Xu Fan spat out a puff of smoke and continued: "By the way, today's mission, Ding Ning also failed the task, -100 points, so calculated, it seems that the watermelon has the highest score..."

The mung bean of the watermelon lit up and quickly stood up.

"Boss! Talk the talk! I don't want anything, I want you to make me a teacher! I want to study face to face with Teacher Cang..."

Cold as a knife, snorted coldly.

"In terms of scores, you're not the highest, are you..."

Everyone was shocked, and they all looked at the sleeping ...

Clear! Xi! Yao!

Ah Li hurriedly slapped the head of the waste wood lady.

"Waste wood! Wake up!! ”

Chu Xiyao rubbed her eyes and yawned cutely.

"Whew~ I slept so well~ It's time for dinner?"

Opening his eyes, facing everyone's fierce gaze, Chu Xiyao subconsciously stepped back three inches.

"What are you doing?!"

Xu Fan pushed his glasses.

"Okay, then, Chu Xiyao won, say your wish."

Ah Li hurriedly grabbed the confused Miss Waste Firewood and threatened in a low voice: "Waste Firewood!" Help me make my wish come true! As long as you listen to me, I'll give you a villa! Make you a serious lady! ”

Chu Xiyao hurriedly turned around.

"Really?!"

"Really!"

"What do you say that is, why doesn't Miss Ben understand it?"

"You just have to say, I want to date Brother Xu Fan!! Say it!!!! Villa! Big house! Big Miss Life!! ”

Chu Xiyao nodded hurriedly and said loudly to Xu Fan: "I want to date Brother Xu Fan!" Then he turned around, "Hey, it's okay, don't regret it!" ”

......

The audience was silent, and everyone grew their mouths, as if they could swallow eggs...

Ah Li screamed out and grabbed Chu Xiyao's slender neck.

"Are you stupid?! It's me! It's this seat! It's me who is separated from each other!! ”

Xu Fan pushed his glasses and smiled bitterly, and the system he had made before turned into a small ball of light and floated into the sky with a rigid sound.

"The Spring Festival special mission system of the Tea Cat House is closed, and the winner, Chu Xiyao, will be rewarded with a mission: a date with Xu Fan."

Ah Li, who was so anxious that he was about to cry, pulled out the Jewel Sword, the ponytail behind his head was raised high, and he flipped the table.

"Tai'a Amazing Sword!! Life is boring!! ”

Ding Ning looked at the tea cat house that was in chaos again, picked up a dumpling from the ground and threw it in his mouth.

If you spend every year with these idiots,

Certain...

Won't be lonely anymore.

During the Chinese New Year, it is time to be with your family, even if this group of unreliable family members...

It's all stupid beep.

.。 m.