With a stop, the old man stopped with one foot, and the other foot was still slowly moving forward. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 After one of the info feet in front of him landed, the old man asked, "What's the matter?" ”

The owner of the coffin shop took two steps forward and said, "Uncle, why are you giving me a kick?" ”

The old man turned his back to him and replied, "Because you are not polite when you speak to me." ”

When the owner of the coffin shop heard this, he thought that he was really not polite to him, and he passed him and let him leave without staying. At this time, the owner of the coffin shop smiled and said: "Uncle will come back when he is free, take a fancy to that coffin, and buy one in advance." ”

When the old man heard this, his heart was cold, and he knew that he was almost finished. But he himself knows, and when he says it to others, it is two yes. He knows that he knows, and others say that he feels different.

The old man turned around and said, "Are you still polite?" ”

The owner of the coffin shop looked at the old man and said, "Uncle, am I telling the truth?" ”

When the old man heard this, he was telling the truth. After thinking about it, he replied, "I'm leaving, I still have to find the head catcher." Forget if you don't speak politely this time, and next time, I'm not welcome. When he finished speaking, he walked out.

When the owner of the coffin shop saw the old man go out, he picked the mole on his right face, and said in his heart, this old man is really good, he came to my shop, made a fuss, and went out without anything.

The old man went out and went from shop to shop to inquire, and then he went out of the shop and inquired in the street.

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Seeing the old man disappear behind some people, the village lord looked at Kong De and sighed: "Oh, what do you say you are doing?" ”

Kong De took a step back, bowed deeply to the village lord, and then knelt down and said, "Please take me in from the village lord!" ”

When the village lord saw this, he ducked back and said, "Kong De, what are you doing?" ”

Kong De knelt on the ground and clenched his fists and said: "Village master, please take me in, I can't leave this village, only the village government is the safest." ”

The village lord looked at Kong De and said, "It's not that I can't accept you, it's that I feel that you are useless." ”

Comte said: "Village master, how can I be useless as an adult, I can not only do some work, but also help you govern the village." ”

Lao De saw Kong De kneeling down and looked at him without speaking.

The village owner said: "The key is that there is no shortage of people in my village. In my village, there are all kinds of work. ”

Lao De said: "You are a person who reads and has a dead brain, and the Analects of Mencius, in one sentence, can understand several meanings. If you want to stay in Ping'an Village, can you not teach the students? ”

Kong De was frightened by Lao De's previous robbery, and he didn't dare to leave the village now, he just wanted to go to the village office. Go to the village office, yourself, can be described as two snakes. First, it is safe in the village office, and no matter how bold the robbery in Ping'an Village is, he does not dare to rob the village office; Second, in the village office, there is hope to realize their ambitions.

Kong De replied to Lao De: "I came to Ping'an Village to make Ping'an Village better. Ping'an Village to become better is the purpose of my visit. Teaching students, that's what you do. ”

When Lao De heard this, he suddenly laughed and said, "Get up quickly, the village owner won't accept you, you go down a street and ask from shop to shop to see which shop is short of people." ”

Comte said: "I would have liked to go from house to house, but I was afraid of being robbed, so I put me in a carriage." ”

Lao De smiled: "It's okay, Ping'an Village, there is a robbery land, but it's not as evil as I said, I'm talking about playing with the land." Speaking of playing, I didn't expect you all to take it seriously. ”

"Talking about playing?" When Kong De and the village owner heard this, they all looked at Lao De.

Kong De said first: "Are you talking about playing?" ”

The village lord said, "Are you really talking about playing?" ”

Lao De replied: "Yes." ”

Kong De knelt there and looked at Lao De, and looked back to think about it, it turned out that Lao De was lying to himself. Why did Lao De lie to himself? Kong De couldn't figure it out, so he asked, "Old De, why are you lying to me?" He asked and knelt down towards Lao De.

Lao De saw Kong De kneeling towards him, took a step back and said, "Kong De, what are you doing here, we are about the same age?" ”

Conde looked at himself kneeling and did not get up, and asked, "Tell me why first?" Why lie to me? ”

The people on the street, when they saw a person kneeling, somehow looked at them with curiosity, some stopped, and some slowly looked away. The hairless man on the back of his head said, "That person didn't do anything wrong, why did he kneel down for someone?" ”

A hairless man in front of his head said: "I guess, I'm sorry for people, I was caught and knelt down." ”

He who had no hair on the back of his head, and he who had no hair on the front of his head, looked at the kneeling man and said, "What has he done?" ”

The one who had no hair in the front of his head, and the one who had no hair in the back of his head, looked at the kneeling man and said, "This is indescribable, there are many kinds of things, many kinds, and people can kneel down for people." ”

The hairless man on the back of his head asked, "How many do you say, which do I think that person belongs to?" ”

The hairless forehead replied: "Oh, I can't remember it at this time." There must be something wrong with that, that's it. ”

Some of the passers-by stopped, some did not stop, Lao De and the village owner all looked at Conde, and Lao De replied to Conde: "The man has brass under his knees, you get up and speak." ”

Comte replied: "If you don't tell me, I won't get up." ”

The village lord looked at him kneeling and said, "Get up and speak." ”

Comte: "If you don't tell, I won't get up." ”

Village Owner: "You are not so old, he also lied to you, why do you kneel to him?" ”

When Lao De heard this, he was a little ashamed and said, "It's okay if you squat." ”

Comte pondered, squatting is fine. After thinking about it, he changed his knees to squatting, beat him with his hands, the ashes on his knees, looked up at Lao De and said, "You tell me, didn't you lie to me?" ”

Lao De was embarrassed to say why he lied to him, and smiled: "I'm kidding you, don't take it seriously." ”

Comte was still a little unconvinced, and asked, "Are you really kidding me?" ”

Lao De replied: "Hehe, tease you." ”

Kong De asked: "Then those robberies in Ping'an Village are all fake?" ”

Lao De replied: "I made it up." ”

Comte said, "You have nothing to do, I'm wetting my pants." ”

When Lao De and the village owner heard this, they both took a few steps back, and Lao De asked, "Are you really peeing your pants?" ”

The village lord squatted down and looked: "Do you pee more?" ”

Kong De replied: "Pee, pee some, I held it back again." Speaking of this, Comte said: "I want to go to the thatched house and pee out, but holding it back halfway is more uncomfortable than not peeing?" ”

Lao De said: "You person, why is this useless, you can be scared to pee when you listen to people, if this is true, you have to pull your pants?" ”

Kong De asked: "Lao De, do you have a thatched house, I will water your thatched house." ”

Lao De said: "The water in my thatched house is enough, and I have rushed to the pool." ”

"Pools? Where does your thatched house get so much water? Comte asked.

Lao De replied: "Students, there are more students. ”

The village owner listened and said, "There are many students, so there should be more?" ”

Lao De replied: "I thought about it this way at the beginning, and then I gradually realized that the students put the gold at their homes in the morning. ”