Chapter 292: Riotous Conversations

Facts have proved that Chu He is right, these sassy words successfully diverted Liang Bing's attention.

"Oh? Is it so old-fashioned? Tell me how to talk to you so that it doesn't look old-fashioned. Liang Bing asked with interest.

"The pace of urban life is very fast, even the bubble girl is like this, the pick-up is to pick up the girl, the pick-up girl is to solve the physiological needs, and vice versa, so to adapt to the current urban rhythm, if you pick up the girl, you should ask directly, is it in? Look at the chickens. Directly eliminate redundant links and reach the point of returning to the roots. "Chu He is serious nonsense.

Liang Bing looked confused, two days after coming to the earth, Huang Duanzi hadn't understood this kind of sassy talk, but Su Xiaoxi's cheeks were slightly red, and he twisted the soft flesh on Chu He's waist a little angrily.

However, Liang Bing scanned the Internet, and immediately understood the meaning of Chu He's words, Liang Bing was not angry, for so many years, Chu He was the first to dare to joke with her about this kind of yellow joke.

However, as the biggest evil in the universe, this level of sassy talk is not worth her anger, but she is more interested.

"You're talking about a date, but I haven't even talked about love. If a man uses your method to talk to him, he will probably never find a girlfriend. Hearing this, Liang Bing couldn't help but chuckle.

"Ugly pussies only play routines, I only need to stop on the street, and naturally there will be girls who will talk to me." Chu He said seriously.

With his appearance and temperament, this statement is absolutely true.

"Hahaha. You're funny. Liang Bing couldn't help laughing a few times, the little man in front of him was really interesting.

If he can be included in his command, maybe he can have one more general.

Even she can't read the information, she must have something special, go back and cultivate it a little, maybe she will be her right-hand man in the future.

I made up my mind in my heart, and the smile on my face became even brighter.

"You're still very interesting, I think you're quite pleasing to the eye, I ask you, what do you want, I can help you achieve it!" Liang Bing winked at Chu He slightly playfully and said.

It's just that these words lingered in Chu He's ears and implanted in his heart, like the temptation of the devil, which lasted for a long time.

"I want you, and you promise?" Chu He's eyes narrowed slightly, and he naturally sensed the power contained in Liang Bing's words just now, as if it was a demon's whisper.

Su Xiaoci beside Chu He was a little discolored, Chu He put one hand on Su Xiaoxi's thigh, and slowly wrote, his expression unchanged.

I believe that the intelligent Su Xiaoxi will understand the meaning.

"It's not impossible, but don't you have a girlfriend?" Liang Bing didn't refuse, and asked with interest.

"Hahaha, just kidding, I'm not the kind of person who wants to fall in love with beautiful women when they see them. Since whatever you say can be realized, is it okay to live forever? Chu He laughed twice, then changed the topic and said.

"Damn, you earthlings are so clichéd? Isn't there anything else to do but that? It's really weird. Liang Bing held her forehead and beeped quietly, she couldn't hold it anymore.

Let her not swear, it's a little unaccustomed.

"What did you say?" Chu He asked deliberately, with his strength, Liang Bing's small beep was naturally listened to by him, but he didn't want to debunk it, he just pretended that nothing had happened.

"I said that in the future, problems like life, health, material, and poverty have been solved. At that time, human beings lived up to 1,000 years, without the slightest hidden danger of disease, and no longer pursued material needs, but only sought lofty beliefs and spiritual sublimation. If these things can be realized in the future, why are you still chasing after them now? Don't do something practical, great! "Liang Bing's painstaking persuasion is like the leader of a pyramid scheme, striving to tirelessly develop his own believers.

"That's also in the future, I can't live in the future, I want to know how to do in the future? How good the future is, it is also something that future generations can enjoy, and I can't enjoy it, and what I can't get is the best, why don't you pursue immortality? Chu He said with a disdainful expression.

Liang Bing held his forehead, the 30,000-year-old demon civilization was against the 5,000-year-old Chinese civilization, and it was obvious that it was completely abusive to Huaxia in all aspects, but I don't know why, at this moment, Liang Bing inexplicably felt that what Chu He said was so reasonable, and I was speechless.

Chu He Zhengse said: "For example, what are your so-called practical, great things? For me, contributing to the construction of a socialist society with Chinese characteristics, realizing national prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, social freedom, equality, justice and rule of law, and the patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendliness of Chinese citizens is the most practical and greatest cause! ”

Liang Bing looked at Chu He with a strange expression, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, you are very bad! What the hell am I brainwashing you or are you brainwashing me?

No, this is especially an opponent, this queen wants to see if your brainwashing ability is great, or this queen's brainwashing ability is powerful.

Liang Bing was also happy to see the hunt in his heart, if he could get this guy back, why worry that his faith could not be spread?

It's not good, she can go to other galaxies to brainwash others into believing in her depraved thoughts.

"Two, your rice noodles." The waiter brought the rice noodles ordered by Chu He and Su Xiaoli.

"Thank you." Chu Daodao thanked him and handed a bowl of rice noodles to Su Xiaoxi.

Liang Bing sniffed the fragrance in the air and urged, "When is mine good!" ”

"It's going to be fine right away, wait a minute." The waiter said very politely.

"By the way, what is your profession?" Liang Bing asked.

"There are many professions, such as bosses, singers, and actors, but my current profession is a teacher. What about you? Chu He replied.

Chu He is not false, after all, he has tried all these professions, and now he is a teacher for the soldiers of the Xiongbing Company, and the teacher is also a profession.

"Me, female publicist." Leng Bing smiled faintly.

"Female publicist, that's not easy." Chu He nodded and said, and then buried his head in eating powder.

"You say you're a teacher? Teach something, if I look for you in the future, where can I find it? Liang Bing asked, although she didn't fool Chu He, compared to others, Chu He gave her a good impression.

After talking to him for so long, this person is still quite interesting, quite pleasant to get along with, very comfortable, I haven't felt like I have been in a long time.

"Looking for me? Forget it, I'm afraid my girlfriend will let me go home and work on the floor today. The corners of Chu He's mouth twitched, how to find him? You'll find out later.

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