Li Madness was cheeky and walked to the table where Mo Shanshan was sitting.

At that table sat Mo Shanshan, Ye Hongyu, Xi Zhihua, and Tmall Girl.

"Here, let me squeeze it!"

Li glanced at it wildly and sat down unceremoniously next to the lynx girl.

Because the stool is relatively long, so when he sits down, the lynx girl is squeezed by him and moved to the left, and it is no problem to sit for two people.

"No manners!"

The lynx girl wrinkled her nose cutely, and she didn't pretend to be a color to Li Mad .

Li Mad smiled, cheekily asked Lingdie to bring a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and just made do with eating, stuffing his head, and picking up the vegetables by himself.

Mo Shanshan seemed to ignore his existence, only chatting with Ye Hongyu, and completely treating him as air.

"Shanshan, I haven't seen you for a long time, how did you get thinner, come, eat more meat!"

Li laughed wildly and added a piece of fatty meat to her bowl.

Mo Shanshan smiled and nodded, not moving his chopsticks.

Li Mad retracted his hand like a salted fish, sullen.

Yo he, you actually ignore me, hmph, ignore me.

Eating and eating, Li Mad's left hand unconsciously outflanked the waist of the Tmall girl, and climbed up along her back,

Crawling and crawling, it was on the shoulders of the Tmall girl!

The lynx girl's delicate body trembled, turned her head and glared at him viciously, and said, "Get your grip out of the way!" ”

Li Mad pinched her face and said with a cheap smile: "Don't be so angry, it's good for us brothers and sisters, why are you so fierce." ”

The lynx girl gritted her teeth, and the tiger teeth rattled together, as if she was working very patiently.

Li Mad saw that her angry appearance was cute, and couldn't help pinching her face again, and her face became fat like a Garfield.

Finally, the lynx girl couldn't bear it anymore, stood up suddenly, and complained to Moshan Mountain with a small face: "Mountain master! Look at him bullying me! ”

Mo Shanshan sighed secretly in his heart, and rebuked the Tmall girl in a stern tone: "Don't be rude, don't retreat!" ”

Senior Sister Zhihua, who was sitting on the right-hand side, hurriedly saw that the mountain was angry, and hurriedly pulled the Tmall girl to another table to eat, so as not to end the trouble.

Li Mad had no object to tease, and he was bored, and he glanced at Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan, and it seemed that none of them were easy to handle.

"Xiaohong, eat more vegetables, it's not okay to eat meat all the time, you'll be malnourished!"

Li Yan added a minced eggplant to the bowl of Ye Hongyu, with a tone of caring for the younger generation.

Ye Hongyu's face turned cold, and he looked at him and said, "What do you call me?" ”

Li said wildly: "Xiaohong, is there anything wrong?" ”

"If you don't think it sounds good, then I'll call you Xiaoyu."

"But I still think Xiaohong is better, both cordial and down-to-earth, and it can also reflect the kind of you and me between the two of me..."

Ye Hongyu's hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly, and his right foot under the table was raised, and he stepped on it fiercely in a certain direction!

Bang!

Li Mad felt that the instep of his foot was stepped on by something,

When I looked up, I saw Ye Hongyu's face was pale and his breathing was short.

Li Mad smiled and said: "Xiaohong, your husband and I are a cultivator, and our whole body is better than steel bars, aren't you asking for hardship?" ”

Ye Hongyu's face was ugly, and he slowly moved back his numb right foot, and turned his head, not wanting to look at his hateful face.

Mo Shanshan felt a sour feeling in his heart, looked down at the bowl and said: "Some people will only bully people by relying on the realm, what is the difference between them and beasts." ”

Li said happily: "Am I a beast, haven't the two girls seen it a long time ago?" “

Syllable!

Syllable!

Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu slapped the table at the same time and said, "Shut up!" “

The store was silent!

More than a dozen female disciples of the Great River Kingdom looked at this side one after another, dumbfounded.

Li Mad was also stunned, these two are too tacit!

It's just a joke, but is it so exciting?

Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu glanced at each other and sat down awkwardly.

"Sir, please respect yourself, you are a senior master, don't despise yourself."

Mo Shanshan forced himself to calm his anger and said softly.

Li said wildly: "I am the owner of a small shop, where did I come from, the mountain owner has promoted me." ”

Mo Shanshan frowned, he couldn't fight back, and the anger and resentment in his heart became even stronger for a while.

Ye Hongyu glanced at Mo Shanshan and said, "Eat, don't pay attention to him." ”

Mo Shanshan nodded, picked up the chopsticks and held the dishes in the bowl, put them in his mouth in small bites and chewed slowly, and the slow motion and sloth had to fight again.

Li Mad saw that the two of them ignored him again, and his chest was lonely again.

The three of them ate separately, and no one spoke, and the atmosphere was extremely weird.

Li Mad secretly observed the faces of the two of them out of the corner of his eyes, and suddenly thought about it,

The left and right bows under his feet, and they sneak up on the fragrant beautiful legs of one red and one white!

"Hmm!" Mo Shanshan let out a muffled snort, his whole body shook as if he had been electrocuted, and his cheeks were crimson, as charming as peach blossoms.

Ye Hongyu's sword eyebrows were upside down, and he clenched his powder fist, and a murderous aura rushed from the top of his head.

Li hummed wildly, squinting at the ceiling, and the small movements under his feet were constantly teasing.

Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan glanced at each other, with a strange look in their eyes.

Suddenly, two pairs of thighs, one red and one white, launched a counterattack at the same time.

Li snorted wildly and hurriedly parried the enemy's ferocious attack.

Bang bang bang!!!

There was a muffled noise under the table!

The dishes on the table shook.

Li Mad took one enemy and two enemies, and used the bottom of the table as the battlefield, and learned leg skills with two beauties.

Under the table, the red, white and blue colors shined, and they were playing happily.

Li Madness picked up the wine jug and drank by himself, with a light and light breeze and a leisurely demeanor.

However, Ye Hongyu and Mo Shanshan's expressions became more and more serious, and they gradually fell behind in this secret competition.

The female disciples at the rest of the table forced a smile and pretended not to see anything, eating and drinking, as if they had not heard the strange noise coming from the table.

"Enough!"

"Enough!"

Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu shouted at the same time, one red and one white, and then retreated a distance, and even the bench with which they were sitting drew back.

The two remained seated, but their expressions were embarrassed and angry.

Mo Shanshan is introverted, and at this exit, he felt a little embarrassed, so he hurriedly closed his mouth, his delicate little face was blue for a while, white for a while, embarrassed and slightly shy.

Ye Hongyu was furious, stood up and walked to the table, pointed to the dishes on the table, and said angrily at Li: "You still open a restaurant, and you are embarrassed to bring out this kind of garbage-like dishes, I am so disgusted that I want to vomit, if you don't give me an explanation today, I will smash your store!" ”

Ye Hongyu knew that he couldn't beat Li Mad , so he simply used the excuse that the dishes made by his family were unpalatable to attack Li Mad .

Li stood up frantically and looked at Ye Hongyu in a daze.

You are a red fish, your heart is so vicious, I serve you with delicious food and drink, and you actually want to smash my field!

What the most poisonous woman's heart!

"Look at what! Your food is unpalatable, and no one is allowed to say it? Ye Hongyu glared.

Li Mad was silent for a moment, and suddenly smiled and arched his hand: "The hospitality is not good, and I also invite Miss Ye Haihan, if you feel that this meal is not appetizing, why don't you personally make a dish for you to make amends?" ”

Ye Hongyu thought for a while and said, "Okay, you are allowed to serve a dish, if it is still a pig-like meal, you can pick the sign of the chrysanthemum downstairs by yourself!" Don't be ashamed! ”

Li Mad shook his robe and said, "Okay! That's it. ”

With that, he strode to the back kitchen.

Ye Hongyu looked at his back and couldn't help sneering, hum! You're a reckless man, it's okay to fight, who believes you can cook?

Even if you are good at cooking and make a few decent dishes, I still say that it is unpalatable, what can you do with me?

About half an hour later,

Li Mad came out with a plate covered with an iron lid.

"Keep you two waiting!"

Li Mad put the plate on the table, looking mysterious.

The girls of Yamato Kingdom looked sideways, their faces full of curiosity.

"It smells so good! I feel like I smell the smell of tofu! The Tmall girl's eyes lit up and she licked her lips unconsciously.

Li smiled wildly and opened the iron lid and said, "Yes, my dish is tofu cuisine, it is a dish I created temporarily, I named it..."

- "Tofu Trio! “

Under the iron lid, the delicious food on that plate exudes a dazzling light that is impossible to look at, like a peerless treasure!

"It's glaring! What kind of food is it, and why does it shine? “

"It looks amazing! I really want to eat it! “

The girls unconsciously surrounded them, and their big watery eyes were full of amazement and shock!

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The mountain behind the academy.

The Master was having lunch.

Suddenly, he raised his head, closed his eyes, and sniffed the air, a look of intoxication on his face.

"What a smell, it smells so good! It smells so good! ”

The master took a deep breath and his whole body softened.

Looking down at the dishes on the table, I felt tasteless and difficult to swallow.