Today, Lu Zhuhu came to the private residence of the head of state, and he was much closer to the office than last time.

The Führer's private residences were many, such as Berghof in the Salzburg Mountains of the famous Bavarian Alps, where Hitler spent more time during World War II than anywhere else, including the "Wolf's Den", which was his home base and a place to meet relatives, friends, insiders, and special guests, where he once met the president's brother-in-law, the premier of the Republic of China and Minister of Finance, Kong Xiangxi, and other Chinese.

According to the records, it is not said that he had met Japanese people in this place.

Lu Zhuhu became another guest who was treated preferentially, and it felt very good, but the gifts he brought were a bit fucked......

Lu Zhuhu didn't know in advance how the Führer would react when he saw such an "ingenious" baby, and at this time, seeing that the Führer didn't speak, he regretted it a little-

As long as the Führer knew that this thing was used to fool children in the later life, then he was a "big sin" to tease the Führer, and it was certain that he couldn't eat and walked around - he suddenly hated himself for Mao's whimsy and suddenly wanted to sacrifice such a stupid thing......

"You mean...... Can this be used for drawing? The Führer took Xiyangyang and Xiong Da Xiong Er in his hand and played for a long time, and glanced at Lu Zhuhu playfully.

Lu Zhuhu was even more stressed now, and said stubbornly: "Yes...... Yes. ”

"Then I'll try!" The Führer suddenly smiled: "Where is the pen?" ”

Under the guidance of Lu Zhuhu, the Führer took out a magnetic pen to paint on the spot - first sketched the shape, and then added shadows and details, and after a few strokes, Lu Zhuhu saw that the Führer was painting the appearance of a car - it seems that the Führer's love of painting and love of cars is not fake. Whether in later generations or today, the Führer's painting is not excellent, and the evaluation of his painting skills is at best "not bad, but relatively mediocre." "From the layman's point of view like Lu Zhuhu, I think it's pretty good, at least I can see that the basic skills of the Führer are quite solid, and the model that the Führer is currently painting is not at all like the stupid and stupid look of this era, and it is already a bit of a classic car in the fifties and sixties - later generations said that it was a classic car, but this year it was a design with advanced concepts!

From this point alone, Lu Zhuhu had to be a little convinced-the Nazi leaders were not so advanced in terms of aesthetics, at least they were much higher than ordinary people. When he put down his pen, Lu Zhuhu praised a few words of sincerity.

"I've been too busy to write lately, and I'm a little rusty." The Führer's turn of his wrist, although it was only a sketch and self-modesty, did not affect his pride in appreciating his new masterpiece - as long as Germany designed all the rules and images of clothing, food, housing, and transportation according to its own ideas, the new Germany in the future would be the most civilized and artistic existence in the world.

"There are a lot of defects in this thing, and the current quality is definitely not comparable to the pen and paper paint." Lu Zhuhu candidly said the essence of this toy - later generations will exceed the third grade of primary school, and there is no way to see that there are still children who will continue to use this kind of children's drawing board!

But to compare Hitler's drawing skills with the third grade of primary school, it is too much to bully elementary school students - children's drawing boards can also draw good things, if you don't believe it, you can look at the "sample pictures" on shopping websites - of course, that is drawn by specialized talents, in the hands of children is the world of difference between the buyer's show and the seller's show, it is obvious that the head of the fungus is also a "seller's show".

"But the good thing about this thing is that I can take out the drawing at any time - I often have a lot of good ideas and I can't find a pen and paper on hand - I have this with me, which is enough for my usual pastime. Thank you, my friend, for this gift, I love it very much. Hitler fiddled with the Pleasant Goat with great interest, wanting to see if the thing could be unscrewed from above, and to see through the gap what principle was used to realize the painting.

Hearing that the Führer "liked", Lu Zhuhu breathed a sigh of relief, did not make self-defeating or embarrassing, and successfully fooled Hitler with a worthless little thing.

After fiddling with it for a while, Hitler didn't see the mystery of the children's drawing board, so he could only ask Lu Zhuhu if this was produced in China, what is the mystery - naturally yes, Yiwu small commodity wholesale, how much does 20 yuan cost, and it is not much worse than hundreds of dollars from Hasbro! But the principle Lu Zhuhu is a top student at the University of Tokyo, and he can't say the approximately, but only because of "magnetism" - of course, if he is asked to design a theory that he has learned, it can also be done, but he doubts that there is such a high-level technical content in the drawing board.

"Magnetism? I thought so too, but I don't know why different colors of 'pens' can absorb different colors. Hitler looked at Lu Zhuhu and said: "I know that you Chinese very good at using 'magnetism', after all, the compass was invented by you, and without this, Europe would not usher in the Age of Discovery......

Well? Does the Führer still know that it was we Chinese who invented the compass? It seems that the term "three major inventions" was first put forward by the German Marx, and was touted by the British and Chinese cultural brain-dead Mr. Joseph Needham, and there was a theory of the four major inventions, but in China, in fact, I didn't think those things had much of a great effect......

Seeing that Lu Zhuhu was a little surprised, Hitler smiled slightly: "I am very interested in the culture of your country, but I don't know a lot. ”

Even though there were rumors on the Internet that Hitler was "pro-China", Lu Zhuhu still understood it as a polite compliment. The words taken out of context on the Internet are actually deliberately inducing readers to only want to see what they want to see, just like saying that he admires "The Art of War", "Lao Tzu", "Zizhi Tongjian", "Guo Degang's Selected Crosstalk...... There are so many books to read! The Führer's exact words were: "China is not good at anything, only one book is not bad." —and it was indeed sacred in his heart, The Art of War.

Even more famous, he said to the Chinese diplomat Liu Boqian: "Although China is a large country, it is a country not worth mentioning, and Germany has so much to learn from China that they should spend more time here." ”

He even wondered if the Aryans had lived in China before—they had originated in China. In 1938 and 1943, Hitler launched two expeditions to the Tibetan Plateau to secretly search for the ancestors of the legendary Protoss. Other members of the expedition included naturalists, anthropologists, botanists, entomologists, and geophysicists. In addition to exploring the traces of the Protoss, the expedition team also conducted research and data collection on the folk customs and culture of Tibetan areas, and recorded a fine film "Mysterious Tibet", which was highly praised by Hitler.

It's just that when Lu Zhuhu came today, he found that the rumored "Chinese culture lovers" were really not groundless, because he saw a blue vase and a Chinese tea bowl on the Führer's table. When Lu Zhuhu entered the door, he also saw a bamboo and rattan chair, and in the photos of later generations, there were often photos of Hitler sitting on a bamboo and rattan chair - as mentioned earlier, Europe does not produce bamboo, so it is definitely not produced in Germany, but the Führer's attitude towards Japan......

Lu Zhuhu chose to question the Internet rumors, but the Führer's furnishings today, all kinds of words to attract intimacy, if he is not really interested in Chinese culture, he is deliberately doing this to please himself-

But if you are a civilian, what is there to win over him?

Just when Lu Zhuhu wanted to get into the wrong, the head of state changed his words: "The reason that prevents me from further understanding your culture is because the things I am interested in have happened in a very distant ancient time, and in the past few hundred years, your country has made very little progress, and perhaps it is really time for decline and decline...... It may not be worth spending a lot of time on this......"

Lu Zhuhu was taken aback, although what the other party said was true, but the contempt naturally revealed in his tone still made him quite uncomfortable, and argued: "Your Excellency, I can't agree with what you say, not only is China not declining, but it will be more dynamic in the future, and now the shackles on China have been lifted - those old ideas have been abandoned, if you continue to pay attention, it may bring you many surprises." What's more, even in the 'backward few hundred years' you mentioned, we have come up with a lot of new tricks, such as the 'machine gun' This kind of thing was also invented by our country first, and it was more than 200 years ago...... It's just that the emperor of the Qing Dynasty at that time thought it was just a 'strange trick'......" and the inventor Dai Zi was also falsely accused of "fornicating with Japan", and Kangxi exiled him to Shenyang......

Seeing that Lu Zhuhu was anxious, Hitler smiled and waved his hand: "What are you doing in such a hurry, what I said was my previous thinking, and now it has changed, or rather, it is you who made me change my mind and let me see that in today's China, there are still energetic, knowledgeable, and enterprising young people like you......" picked up the children's drawing board: "Just like this, Chinese can do it so exquisitely." ”

Seeing that the inferior toys he gave were called "exquisite", Lu Zhuhu was speechless, smiled awkwardly, and canceled the question of continuing to argue with the other party about whether China has a future in the future.

"How do you get rid of this thing?"

After Lu Zhuhu instructed the Führer to push the gourd baby's avatar to refresh it, the Führer was ready to directly erase the draft of the car he had just drawn.

Lu Zhuhu stopped him: "You are depicting the idea of a new car design - the drawing is so good, I want to take a picture as a souvenir." ”

The streamlined body design looks a lot like the King of the Road 300s launched by Mercedes-Benz in the fifties, and it can only be said that the Führer is really a bit crooked.

Hitler said: "I have a lot of ideas about cars, but many of the styles I have given to Mercedes-Benz and Volkswagen before have been said that they can't be built at all......"

Lu Zhuhu said: So that is to say, Mercedes-Benz took a lot of your advanced sketches, and finally made them after the war with the development of science and technology, right? So you're the godfather of cars.

It's okay not to take pictures, when it comes to taking pictures, the habit of chasing the tiger naturally takes out the mobile phone, and the result is seen by Hitler, which arouses the interest of the other party, which is different from any camera shape made in Germany he has seen, it is very peculiar, and it can even be imaged in time and displayed directly - you must know that when it comes to imaging technology, Germany is a well-deserved king.

Lu Zhuhu did not show the Peruvian video today, and did not disguise what he called "Chinese-made television sets", which was too shocking in Hitler's eyes.

"What is this?"

Lu Zhuhu was very embarrassed, and it was too late to take it back, so it could only be said that it was an experimental "little toy" that my country had just made......

"Show me."

Lu Zhuhu could only hand it to him, but he pressed the power button in advance and turned off the screen.

The Führer fiddled with it for a while, but it wouldn't turn it on, so he could only ask: "Why isn't it on now?" ”

As long as the screen of the mobile phone is not on, there is nothing unusual, Lu Zhuhu explained that it is because the battery is too small, and he can only take one or two photos, and then the battery is out.

Hitler laughed: "Then this thing is useless - why not an enlarged battery?" ”

Lu Zhuhu thought: I also want to know that there is no big battery for Mao mobile phones! It's useless to say that you put a big battery, and if you take two more shots, it will run out of power...... What's more, if you make it bigger, the phone won't look beautiful......

This made the Führer deeply impressed, he also pursued extreme aesthetics, unbeautiful things could not enter his eyes, the mobile phone had no use value, he quickly lost interest, but when he saw the word "Leica" on the back, he suddenly became interested, turned to look, and saw the porsche design at the bottom of the mobile phone, even more strange, frowned, and pointed: "This is again-"

Well, these words were a capital that could be thousands of dollars expensive in the era of Lu Zhuhu, and at this time it looked like a copycat: "This is...... Porsche?! ”

Hitler had a look of "you're not talking nonsense": "Of course I know that this word is Porsche!" - I also designed a logo for his company......"

Lu Zhuhu: "......"

Damn, did you even design the logo of the Porsche Horse......

The Beetle is also your design......

Many of Mercedes' models are designed by you......

Volkswagen arose because of the national car program that you casually mentioned......

Is there anything else you don't have to do with cars......

However, Lu Zhuhu is mistaken, this "Porsche" is not the other "Porsche", Hitler is talking about Volkswagen and the founder of the "high-end brand" Porsche, Ferdinand Porsche, after his design, built a car factory in Wolfsburg to produce "national cars", the Führer wanted to directly name the new factory "Porsche factory", but Ferdinand will step on the name "Volkswagen factory".

Wrong is wrong, blame Lu Zhuhu for not having any common sense, but "Porsche Design" is not "Porsche", Lu Zhuhu casually made up nonsense that because his uncle's German name is "Porsche", and the mobile phone was designed by him, it is called "Porsche Design".

Brother Da Long is simply a brick for Lu Zhuhu, and he can move him wherever he wants......

"Is that the one who sang the song 'Berlin Summer' yesterday?" If it was him, the Führer would have understood such a "Porsche Design".

Lu Zhuhu sweated wildly again, does the Führer even know about the "Berlin Summer" now......

Hehe, Brother Da Long, although you haven't met the Führer, you still have some presence in him......

After talking about the "strange tricks" of Lu Zhuhu's "tribute", Hitler talked about the main topic of inviting Lu Zhuhu to come today, and the assassination incident he suffered the day before yesterday.

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