Chapter Forty-Eight: Side Effects of Nurse Medicinal Wine
Nina put the chicken wings on the barbecue grill and hummed a little song, and now she was in a good mood.
First of all, S.H.I.E.L.D. is gone with a penny in arrears!
What a wonderful thing!
Secondly, the weasel's sand sculpture brought the money over!!
"Do you want to? Roasted kidneys are very tonic for men! Nina handed over a skewer of roasted kidneys.
"I don't need to, thank you!" The weasel, who was tied up like a mummy, declined Nina's offer.
Nina handed the skewers to Wade again.
"No, no, no, I don't need to make it up now!" Wade hurriedly declined when he heard that it was to replenish the kidney.
"Then, forget it, I'll eat it myself!" Nina looked at the two of them with a smile and began to.
The two of them came over when she had just lit the charcoal fire, and when they first met, she thought that the mummy had escaped from the pyramid.
Both of them are dressed similarly.....
One left leg was discounted, a plaster cast ...
One of the right legs was discounted, a plaster cast ....
The rest of the area was covered with white medical bandages, his face was swollen, and his eyes were squinted.
Walked with a limp.....
At first glance, it looked like the scene of a car accident, and it was so miserable that Nina almost went up and asked if they were the patients who had come to change their dressings.
"Hiccup...."Cold beer is indispensable for skewers, Nina finished eating the skewers and took a big sip of beer, and asked with a smile, "How did you get like this??? ”
"........." The weasel fell silent, hesitated for a moment, and then smiled bitterly, "I really don't know how to say this........
That!!
He has almost forgotten the memories after Nina left, and the only thing he remembers is afterwards....
The bastards in the bar tied him up with Wade and hung him on the fan and beat them up!
Especially the buttocks, this is simply the key part of the care, and all the tables, chairs and benches are greeted from above......
I was hung and beaten for more than two hours!!
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He and Wade had to lie on their stomachs for two days before they could sit down, otherwise the wound would have collapsed and it would have been a bloody collapse....
Wade covered his buttocks, and said in a complaining voice, "Those guys don't know what medicine they took wrong, they held us down and beat us up, and they beat my ass to the brim......"
God knows how he went to the toilet ....
His house is all on the toilet, how dare he sit down!
The wound bursts when you sit down, which is worse than the hemorrhoids exploding!
I can only squat on it carefully, with two hemp ropes tied to the ceiling, squatting like a horse, and immediately pull the rope when my feet are almost soft!
Otherwise, it will be troublesome to fall....
However, the two of them still vaguely remembered one thing, that is, Nina's medicinal wine was very powerful, although they didn't remember how powerful.......
However, the two of them haven't left until now just to get the medicinal wine, which is from the man's intuition!
As long as there is that medicinal wine, it is God!!
Invincible, invincible!!
Now they're asking for medicine!
Wade sat next to Nina with a plaster cast on his leg, holding a small brush in his hand to help brush the chicken wings on the grill with honey, and said with a flattering expression, "Big sister, I don't know, is there any medicine and wine?" ”
The weasel also sat on the other side, holding a bottle of cold beer in his hand, and said with a sly expression, "Just give us two bottles, we can buy them!! ”
Nina had a strange face and teased, "I didn't expect that I was going to use medicinal wine at a young age??" ”
"That thing is for middle-aged people, are you going to soak wolfberries now???
"I advise you to smoke less and drink less, otherwise no medicine will save you!!"
The weasel didn't give any contempt for consciousness, and still said with a sly voice, "That's not what I said, I have a little research on medicinal wine, as far as I know, the longer this thing is soaked, the more powerful it becomes......."
The smile became more and more obscene, rubbing his hands and said, "You see that I am not too young to be young, I will be middle-aged in more than ten years, now find some to soak first, and it will be convenient to use when the time comes........"
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Wade struck a toning pose and spat out two words: "Overtime!!! ”✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧
"Hahaha...."Nina looked at the funny two people in front of her and laughed, poured a sip of cold beer and said with a smile, "Okay, no problem, but you guys take it easy, that thing is very dangerous, don't blame me for being on fire if the friction is too long......"
It's not troublesome to make medicinal wine, but the material is a bit cheating, Nina directly soaked it with alcohol in order to save time, and the degree of that thing is not low...
Goji berries, ginseng, deer antler velvet, angelica, and then the little tail stirs for two minutes to make a bottle, this thing has side effects......
Tomorrow when you wake up, your waist will definitely blow up.....
The charm-_- magic thing is not for the kidney, that thing is used to squeeze the kidney!
Thinking of this, the smile on Nina's face became brighter and brighter, think about it, these two goods drank medicinal wine together......
Invincible, invincible!
Early the next morning, the two goods leaned against the wall with their hands in the urinal, looked down at the little brother and sighed: "It's wasted, it's wasted, the faucet is blocked again........."
Wade: "You too??"
Weasel: "What a coincidence!! ”
Then sigh together: "Waste, waste!" ”
Frequent urination, urgency, nocturia, incomplete urination....
2333.....
Nina thinks, wait a minute, make two barrels for them to take home, anyway, those medicinal materials are worthless, you can buy them at will, and you can just collect tens of thousands of dollars from them later.
The two lewd guys didn't know the disadvantages of drinking that medicine and wine often, but now they heard that Nina was willing to give them medicine and wine diligently.....
If Nina hadn't slapped Wade's groping pig hands, she would still want to help her beat her legs!!
Guests and hosts are happy!!
Nina: ( ̄y▽ ̄)
Wade: |. •ω•)っ◆
Weasel: (‵▽′)
Full of wine and food, full of warmth and money......
Nina opened the suitcases brought by the weasel one by one to check the amount of money inside, and Wade drooled as she saw a pile of beautiful knives....
"Boom....", Nina quickly counted the number of bills, and said with a smile, "Wait a minute, I'll go get you medicine and wine......"
"Whew...... Wade and the weasel.
Seeing that both of them are about to turn into perverts.
Nina walked quickly towards home....
She couldn't help but laugh out loud!!
The two men kept thinking of the wall and sighed, and then said in a bleak tone: "Waste, waste......."
Fifteen minutes later.....
Nina took out two plastic buckets and put them on the windowsill and shouted to the courtyard, "Hey, come here, what you want!" ”
It's a little inconvenient for her to go out right now....
Peach Heart's tail refused to enter the wine, and it took a lot of effort to press it in, so that her pants were full of wine, and Tail was still half drunk and dragged the floor.....
The two of them hurried to the edge of the windowsill.
Nina smiled and handed over the barrel, and explained very considerately, "Wine can't be soaked in plastic barrels for too long, you remember to change it to a glass bottle immediately after you go back!" ”
"I promise, in ten years, you will be the god of war, and now you will drink the most overtime to know ......"
Before they could finish speaking, the two of them slipped quickly on crutches.......
Nina: "........."
Bastard, you haven't paid yet!!
But forget it, keep it for them to wash their waists in the future!!
"Jingle Bell ......."
The phone rang......
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