Compared with the cliff mountain battlefield full of despair and grief,

The capital of the Yuan Dynasty sang and danced in the midst of prosperity,

Compared with the past, it has added a little festive atmosphere.

This is all because of the good news from the front line on this morning,

Wen Tianxiang, the prime minister of the Southern Dynasty, was captured and escorted into the capital.

Zhang Hongfan defeated Zhang Shijie, and the Great Song Dynasty supported by Lu Xiufu was already in danger, and there was no strength to resist.

Kublai Khan's domination of the world was a foregone conclusion, and the war to destroy the Song Dynasty, which lasted for ten years, was finally coming to an end.

Seeing Wen Tianxiang's ancestor Kublai Khan Longyan Dayue, he told the world about it.

As a result, the capital of Yuan ushered in a grand festival.

At this time, although it is almost time,

The first cloud building on the first floor of the world is full of lights, and people come and go.

For no other reason,

The most noble man in the world is about to come here with joy to see the so-called first beauty in the world.

This made most of the women fall into madness,

With the emperor as a witness to such a grand event, the title of the world's first beauty is truly deserved.

If you are lucky, you will be admitted to the palace by the emperor,

That is to fly on the branches to be a phoenix, and from then on it will be glorious and rich, which is better than laughing thousands of times in the Qinglou.

Since the beginning of time,

The cloud tower was completely blocked by the guards,

Except for the women who were dressed up in fancy clothes and the princes and nobles who were invited, the rest of the men were not allowed to enter.

But there are always good people crowded outside the cloud building, and they would rather stay until late at night, but also to see the demeanor of Kublai Khan, the first beauty in the world and the first person in the world.

At this time, the cloud building was crowded with warblers and swallows,

The woman's fat powder fragrance, the rich wine aroma, and the curling sandalwood filled the whole space.

All the women are immersed in tension and joy,

All the men were intoxicated by the lights and couldn't extricate themselves.

There was a cheerful air everywhere and everyone had a smile on their faces.

Except for one person,

The crown prince of the Great Yuan Empire, real gold.

Although he inherited the unbridled blood of the Mongols, the crown prince who was above 10,000 people under one person had a delicate face, and his eyebrows were furrowed together at this time, driving away all the guards around him, and sitting alone in an elegant room, pouring a glass of sake, which was out of place in the noisy environment.

The door creaked open,

The charming old bustard Honggu swayed her waist and slid into the room with a smile, threw a charming look at the real gold, bowed down slightly, and said with a smile: "Your Royal Highness the prince is blessed..."

Zhenjin stood up abruptly and waved his sleeves, interrupting Honggu's words.

"Where's Xiao'e? Tell her to come to me. ”

Honggu covered her somewhat unnatural cheeks with a small fan, her eyes rolled slightly, and she replied with a little embarrassment: "Your Royal Highness, Xiao'e, she's grooming..."

"It's by the side of the Lu girl, hmph, tell her that you don't have to, I'll redeem her, now. And that Lu family girl, now. ”

"It's... It's not in order..."

"I, that is, the rules, immediately call Xiao'e to see me!"

"Your Highness, you are embarrassed to be a slave..."

Zhenjin strode forward, grabbed Honggu's collar, and his eyes flowed with a fierce light like a tiger, where is there still gentleness?

"Look, do you know who you're talking to? No one dares to refuse me, no one! It's good for you, the people sent by this prince have been sent by you, and I have to come and talk to you shameless bitch in person! ”

Honggu's face turned pale, and she quickly knelt on the ground, trembling like chaff.

"Please atone for your sins, Your Highness! You know, Your Majesty came to Yunlou tonight to see the first beauty in the world, you are leaving Xiao'e at this time, how can this be called a slave family..."

Zhenjin kicked Honggu over.

"Bastard! My father has never seen Xiao'e, how can I come here for her, it must be you, a bitch, who is talking nonsense! ”

Honggu hurriedly hugged Zhenjin's feet and shouted loudly: "Your Highness is angry, the slave family really doesn't dare, it was His Majesty who named him and asked Xiao'e to accompany him, how dare the slave family commit the crime of bullying the king!" ”

Zhenjin was slightly stunned, thinking of his unpredictable father, his tone couldn't help but be a little flustered.

"You mean, my father named Xiao'e?"

Honggu kowtowed like pounding garlic, and hurriedly replied: "Your Majesty's intention is so, the slave family has received the holy decree, and the decree is clearly written, I want the world's first beauty to be good Xiao'e..."

"Nonsense! It's all fake! The father is the Son of Heaven, how can the Son of Heaven enter and leave this land of fireworks at will! This is not in line with etiquette! ”

Zhenjin was furious, like an angry lion, when he thought of Shan Xiao'e, he was so anxious that he wanted to tear the bitch in front of him with his own hands, Honggu fell on the ground and begged for mercy loudly: "The slave family doesn't know, the slave family only knows that the holy decree is written, to entertain His Majesty's guests, Your Highness, you will spare the slave family!" ”

When the furious Zhenjin heard the word guest, he suddenly became clear for a while, and his heart moved slightly.

Guest?

Wen Tianxiang!

Kublai Khan's intention to hold a banquet in this green building...

is to humiliate the prime minister of the Southern Dynasty,

Wen Tianxiang!

Since the Mongols stormed Xiangyang four years ago, great

Song Jiangshan was lost, countless women were displaced, and most of them were beaten into the brothel by Kublai Khan, among which there were even official ladies, palace maids and princesses, and the place where these poor women went was the five green buildings in the capital of Yuan!

Among them, in addition to Shan Xiao'e and Lu Li, there are also princesses of the Great Song Dynasty, and... Wen Tianxiang's wife and daughter!

When Zhenjin thought of this, he couldn't help but feel a chill rise in his heart.

A good one of the five green buildings to choose the first beauty in the world,

It's clear...

If you want Wen Tianxiang to have no place to deal with yourself!

In such a situation,

How could Kublai Khan allow anyone to sabotage the good play he directed?

Whether it is Shan Xiao'e, Lu Li or Wen Tianxiang's wife and daughter, they are all bargaining chips for Hu Beilie to coerce Wen Tianxiang into submission!

Unlike other Mongolian nobles, Zhenjin has always admired the splendid culture of the Southern Dynasties, and is familiar with Confucian classics, so he has a strong bookish atmosphere, and his heart also has a lot of sympathy for the Great Song Dynasty.

Hearing such news, Zhenjin couldn't help but take a few steps back, sat on the chair, and didn't even notice that he had knocked over the wine cup.

After a long time,

Real Jin waved his sleeves.

"Go down."

Honggu hurriedly retreated, quickly left the room, and when she closed the door, there was a trace of mockery and disdain on her face, and she scolded in a low voice: "Phew, what kind of thing, have the ability to continue to scare, angered Your Majesty, see if you are still not a prince?" ”

Turning his head, he saw Shan Xiao'e walking alone, strode forward angrily, and raised his hand at the pink little face to slap him.

"Where's your useless bitch?"

Shan Xiao'e covered her cheeks and hurriedly lowered her head.

"No, no, no..."

Honggu immediately regretted the slap, and hurriedly went up to take a look, and was relieved to see that there was no palm print.

You must know that tonight is competing for the first beauty in the world, if she slaps Shan Xiao'e's little face and makes the emperor aware of it, she will be the old bustard, and maybe she will live to the end.

Hong Guwu put on a fierce expression and snorted coldly.

"If you disappoint the old lady tonight, the old lady will throw you and the little lady of the Lu family to Hong Sanye for good training and training, so that you can grow up with some rules!"

Shan Xiao'e buried her head and answered in a low voice.

"Yes, Mom."

"There you go... Wait, don't go over, come to my room, my mother will put on makeup for you today! ”

Before he finished speaking, the voices suddenly boiled,

From outside the door came the voice of the mountain shouting long live,

Honggu's face changed greatly, and she hurriedly grabbed Shan Xiao'e's little hand and walked downstairs quickly.

In the corner of the hall where no one was paying attention, Chu Xiyao, who was dressed in pure white, leaned against the wall and fell asleep, snoring slightly, but he didn't know when this off-line guy got in.

The Seven Hatred Daoists who were originally following her hid in the crowd at the door to watch the excitement, watching Kublai Khan and Wen Tianxiang walk into the cloud tower together, pulling the hat on their heads, and an extremely cruel smile appeared on the corner of their mouths.

"Two hours to go... Hate the injustice of the sky, hate the earth endlessly..."

At this time, Ah Li squatted in the basement without a ladylike image,

Let Xiao Luli take the flashlight to light up,

He grabbed a small mirror and tracing his eyebrows to the light.

Xiao Luli tilted his head stupidly and asked cautiously, "Sister, what are you doing?" ”

Ah Li put down the eyebrow pencil in his hand, picked up the rouge given by Shan Xiao'e and replied casually: "Call Master of this seat, put on makeup, and scare them with beauty for a while!" ”

Xiao Lu flattened her mouth, and suddenly recalled in her mind how this strange big sister used an apple to trick her into apprenticeship, and then taught her how to tie a ponytail that can express her feelings, which is a "terrific" ability...

"Huh? Why? ”

"In order to fight the scrap wood to the death! Oh no, why do you ask so much. ”

Ah Li pursed his lips and looked back triumphantly.

"Little Ah Li... Ahh ”

Xiao Lu flattened his mouth, and his ponytail drooped listlessly.

"Sister... Master, I can't see..."

"Oh, I forgot ~ Sao Rui Sao Rui~"

"Sister, why are you putting on makeup here?"

Ah Li stood up, grabbed the skirt given by Shan Xiao'e and compared it to his delicate body.

"It's called Master of this seat! Find a quiet place where no one is going to disguise, and the prerequisite for making people shine is to disappear in front of everyone's eyes first! This is the essence of the way of beeping for teachers! Teach it to you in a moment. ”

"Hmm... Master, can I not learn this? “

"Nope."

Xiao Luli snorted aggrievedly, and his ponytail swayed.

"Why did you take me as an apprentice..."

Ah Li took off the robe on his body, revealing his snow-white beautiful back, and replied casually: "Ah, this seat accepts apprentices by fate, you have a fate with this seat, and this seat will accept you as an apprentice, simple reason, who called you Lu Li."

Target. ”

"Me, can I change my name?"

"No, even if you change your name to a cat and a dog, Zhang San and Li Si, this seat will also accept you as an apprentice."

"I, I'm too young, I can't see, and I'm lame... It's a cripple, Master, you told me to fight Huashan next year to fight for the first place in the world, but I can't do it..."

"What is a cripple, do you know Yang Guo? Undefeated in the East? Yue Buqun? Lin Pingzhi? Those are all disabled children, and they are all old cows! Anla, even if it is a waste wood like Ding Ning and Qi Lingyun, this seat can overturn the world with a little training, you have no problem. ”

Feeling as if he had accidentally blown up the cow beep, Ah Li glanced at Lu Li's godless big eyes, and smiled dryly: "Eh, isn't it just invisible, do you know, Zilong can't see it, you still burst clothes to beat the Golden Saint Seiya, your path can completely follow him, and achieve the legend of a generation of big demon kings!" ”

Xiao Luli tilted his head.

"The Great Demon King of Explosive Clothes? What is that? ”

Ah Li danced and said: "When you fight with someone, if you can't beat it, you will take off your clothes, and you will fight with others, and you will be fierce!" ”

Xiao Luli's face turned pale with fright, and he hugged his chest tightly.

"Huh?! I don't want it! I don't want to be the big demon king in explosive clothes! Too shy! ”

"Don't worry, you can't see it anyway."

"But others can see it!!"

Xiao Luli swallowed his saliva, quietly stretched out his hand, and touched Ah Li's snow-white and smooth powder back, shivering all over, and his hairs stood on end.

(No, no, no, no clothes!!) Really! Master is the legendary Demon King of Explosive Clothes! Ahhh It's scary!! ）

Ah Li tilted his head unconsciously, planning Xiao Luli's training plan.

"The small universe or something is really good at this, last time I went to the Saint Seiya World for the Holy Sword of Capricorn, by the way, Zilong will also be a holy sword, this kung fu should not be counted in the Nightmare World limit..."

Xiao Luli swallowed nervously.

"Burst clothes... Holy Sword... Master, what else will you do, can I learn it? ”

Ah Li rubbed his head and replied casually.

"Your master, what I'm best at is a sword, by the way, and a beep..."

Xiao Lu fell to his knees with a puff, kowtowed deeply and hugged the dust, and said firmly: "Master, the apprentice has thought about it, the sword is not suitable for the apprentice, and the apprentice wants to learn to beep..."

"Hey, you've figured it out?! Okay, well, as a teacher, I'll tell you how to beep! ”

"Mmmmmmmm

Ah Li sat cross-legged on the ground, the ponytail behind his head standing up excitedly.

"Not bad! Promising! Beep, first of all, you have to have a special and special title! For example, as a teacher, Lord Death! ”

"Uh-huh, I'll be a Grim Reaper villain from now on..."

"No, it's ugly! From now on, you will be called... Ah, it's too boring to always play the East, let's get some foreign flavors, and you will be called a saint in the future. Rolandio. Kazi. Lancôme Messiah. Providence! ”

"What? What's that?! ”

"Alas... It seems that you are still almost talented, and you still learn the holy sword..."

"This seat is holy. Rolandio. Kazi. Lancôme Messiah. Providence! ”

Ah Li slapped his palms violently, and seduced them with the words that had fooled them.

"Not bad! It's okay, next, you have to have a mouth fetish, a signature pose, a mask, a battle robe... And the ultimate cheats, I didn't even tell Ding Ning about them... Signature items! For example, the apples for teachers! “

Xiao Luli nodded his little head solemnly to show that he had taken all of Ah Li's words to heart, Ah Li crossed his waist and smiled: "By the way, there is also ah, when everyone is shocked, this is the climax of pretending to be a beep, and it has to be supported by a passer-by's narration, which is called pretending to be a good beep!" “

"Understood, Master! I ask Master, on what occasions should these skills be used? “

The ponytail swept and pointed upstairs with a small waist.

"Right now, right now! Good boy, let's take a good look at what the teacher does! The title of the world's first beauty... No one can take this seat away! Life is boring, and I want to make it..."

With a ponytail picked, Xiao Luli hurriedly stood up, followed Ah Li's movements and inserted Xiao Man's waist, pointing at the sky.

"It's weird, it's separated..."

"The child is teachable!"

Ah Li glanced at Xiao Luli excitedly, only to feel that he had never had a good heart, as if his thoughts and thoughts could be perceived by this obedient man.

"I, Lord Death, Mystery, the First Sword of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, the Gluttonous Bearer!"

Xiao Luli's antenna-like ponytail at the back of his head seemed to have received some strange signal, and hurriedly shouted, "I, Saint. Rolandio. Kazi. Lancôme Messiah. Providence! “

The two of them spoke in unison.

"To this sky, to this earth, to be unrestrained! Smile and ask who is the cow beep in the world, and I will be the first in thousands of generations! Ahaha!! “

The two ponytails jumped around happily, and the laughter of the second middle school spread throughout the basement, marking that a good girl has been infected with the incurable middle two cancer...

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