A5, meet in the mountains
Pan Xiaoyun wiped the sweat from his forehead, and his delicate face was covered with beads of sweat.
She was trying to reach the top of the mountain, but it looked like it was only three or four hundred meters above sea level, and she just couldn't go up.
Circling around and back, the August sun is extremely scorching, even if she often runs outside, she can't stand it.
"I'm so tired, I can see that the top of the mountain is right in front of me, but I can't run."
Pan Xiaoyun said to the audience while drinking water.
"My heart hurts me, touch!"
"My wife has worked hard, so I'll give a reward."
"It looks quite mysterious, Xiao Yunyun has been spinning in place all the time."
"Wife, forget it, this sun is very poisonous, and my heart hurts."
"......" a large group of fans expressed their heartache Pan Xiaoyun.
However, there are also trolls, which are inevitable, such as:
"Is it really that mysterious? Is it that the anchor deliberately turns around to deceive sympathy. ”
"The spicy chicken anchor, who cheats money, is just playing in circles."
"As a good young man in the 21st century and the successor of the motherland, I don't believe it at all, it must be the anchor who cheats money."
"Beauty, how much is a night!"
“……”
Abounds, Pan Xiaoyun seems to have long been used to it, and directly ignores these trolls.
took a big puff, picked up the phone, and continued walking, she didn't believe it, she couldn't reach the top of the mountain!
Today she is going to go up the mountain to have a look, not only to give an explanation to the audience, but also to complete her own exploration.
……
"When the sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says, "Early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives?"
I went to bomb the school, the teacher didn't know, as soon as I pulled the line, I ran, and the school was gone! ”
A clear and beautiful voice, singing a strange song, is none other than Wang Zi.
Bored, she happened to see the sun shining in the sky, and her heart was suddenly full of pride, and she couldn't help singing a song, so she had the above lyrics.
This is what she saw on the Internet, a good children's rhyme, was changed like this.
This joke has been around for a long time, and before the Internet flourished, many schools had already been passed on by a group of bear children. (At least the author heard it when he was in elementary school)
Although the sun in the sky was scorching, she seemed to ignore it, walking in the sun, without an umbrella or hat, and wearing a robe.
Yesterday, Lao Dao laid the foundation for her, and when she woke up in the morning, she was already on the first floor.
According to the realm division of the immortal cultivation world, they are Zhuji, Kaiguang, Jindan, Yuanying, Distraction, Integration, Cave Void, Crossing Tribulation, and Mahayana (Ascension).
It seems that there is still a long way to go, he has only built a foundation, although each realm is only three layers, but it is not so easy to break through one layer.
Although it is a foundation building layer, as long as you set foot in cultivation, the first passive skill you get is cold and heat.
Although the sun is scorching, Wang Zi is running her trace of spiritual power in her body, and she feels as cool as soaking in the swimming pool on dog days.
……
Wang Zi's "singing" was heard by a caring person, only to see that the person pricked up his ears, looking for a sound, and then saw Wang Zi jumping up and down.
Pan Xiaoyun turned the camera, looked at Wang Zi, and whispered, "Look, she seems to have come down from the mountain, she must know how to go up the mountain." ”
However, the group of beasts is not concerned about how to get up the mountain, but on the girl who looks delicious.
", so cute, so good, I'm cloud, go up and help ask for contact information, I'll reward you with all my net worth."
"Where is the little Dao Gu here, she must be a demon, wait for me to subdue her, and return the world to a bright and empty world!"
"You beasts, what are you calling blindly, no one is as beautiful as my Yun, can you trouble the beautiful Yun girl, go and ask for a contact information."
"Beauty ......"
"Seeking a ...... for Mating"
"Seeking Domination ......"
"Ask for *** ......"
"Ask for long legs ......"
"That leg is enough for me to play for years......"
“……”
The barrage instantly became a place for a group of old drivers to drag rac, and Pan Xiaoyun was also a little embarrassed to watch, is it really good to say this?
"Who, come out!"
Suddenly, a loud cry scared Pan Xiaoyun's heart jumped, he was already a little weak because of the barrage, and then he was so frightened by such a sudden voice that he almost didn't throw away his mobile phone.
The sound felt like it was ringing in his ears, shaking his ears deafeningly, and the slight tinnitus made her a little dazed, what was going on?
But in a group of audiences, I don't feel like this, I just think it's louder, and the key is to sound good.
"This girl has such a nice voice."
"This is my wife."
"Help me ask, how much is it for a night, and you can pay for it."
"The voice, it's clean, and the singing is absolutely great."
"Alas, you are paying attention in the wrong direction, she said it, did she find Xiao Yunyun?"
"Wouldn't it? Did she have a third eye? ”
"Incredible......
"People are Dao aunts, and they can cultivate immortals, of course they know!"
"Have you found out?,This girl is so cute.,Big Lori!"
"Lolicons have a good eye."
“……”
There are all kinds of barrages, but they are all a little surprised by this Dao Gu.
Wang Zi was still wearing a Taoist robe, which he wore when he was 13 years old, and then it was a little smaller, and the master remade it, but now it is a little bigger, so he turned out the previous clothes.
As for those "magic clothes" Wang Zi's instinctive choice to ignore them, he was too ashamed of the clothes, that person didn't repair the anime and watched too much, and got a bunch of COS clothes.
Walking on the road, she suddenly felt like she was being stared at by something, although she didn't feel the danger, she still couldn't help but shout, looking in the direction of the other party's gaze.
Then, Pan Xiaoyun, who was wearing a gray jacket, walked out a little twisted under Wang Zi's gaze.
"Hey, beauty, hello!" Pan Xiaoyun was not embarrassed and consciously said hello.
"I'm not a woman!" Wang Zi held back coldly.
"Click!"
It seemed that something was broken, and Pan Xiaoyun was sluggish.
And the barrage, the brush is crazy.
"......"
"Not a woman, not a woman......"
"It's actually Da Ding Ding's cute sister......"
"My first love, before it started, it's over, it hurts~"
“……”
A group of guys were heartbroken, shouting why Pan Xiaoyun is so beautiful, she is not a young lady, why is there a big root underneath.
But there was another group of people who were very excited.
"666, my little brother's is so beautiful, I really want to take it home."
"Ah, I'm a, I want a big root."
"Whether it's a man or a woman, I'm already deeply in love with him, and no one can stop me."
“……”
The barrage was frantically brushed, and the screen was full of barrage for a while, and it was all messed up.
"Who are you?" Wang Zi asked in a deep voice, exuding an aura that could not be refused.
Pan Xiaoyun was stared at by Wang Zi, and felt an inexplicable pressure, which made him feel very uncomfortable facing his elders, but he still replied, "I am a live broadcaster, and I came to the mountains for outdoor live broadcast." ”