Chapter 238: A Smile of the Son of Heaven (2/5)
Wei Ying opened his eyes and was amazed by Li Yan's spell.
"Brother Li, can you give this technique to the younger brother?" Wei Ying was envious and made a small calculation.
Li Mad glanced at him and said, "This is not good, although this technique is of little value, it is also my unique skill of walking the rivers and lakes, and it is easy not to teach." โ
"Brother Li, it's good, it's good, don't be so stingy, what kind of friendship do we have?"
Wei Ying stalked and stalked.
This talisman is just a function of imitating human handwriting and copying books quickly, but it is a spell that cannot be put on the table.
But for Wei Ying, who is often punished for copying house rules, he is a baby.
Li pushed him away and said, "Go away, I'm not familiar with you!" โ
For Wei Ying's kind of splashing, you must not back down, you take a step back, he will take a foot forward.
Wei Ying pestered Li Mad for a while, but Li Mad just didn't buy it.
The kid simply gave up the idea of letting Li Mad teach the stunt, and stared at the constantly active brush alone, staring at the magical talisman in a daze, as if he wanted to crack the secret.
Li Mad sneered, ignored him, walked straight to the corner of the room, made a bunk and lay down.
At this time, Jiang Cheng started from the bed and said, "You are so opportunistic, aren't you afraid of being discovered?" โ
Wei Ying said: "What are you afraid of, this handwriting is exactly the same as mine, even Uncle Jiang can't tell the truth from the fake, let alone the old man Lan Qiren!" โ
"Whatever you want." Jiang Cheng was speechless, closed his eyes and began to meditate and pranayama.
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The next day.
The first thing Lan Qiren did when he came to class was to check Wei Ying's house rules for punishment and copying.
"Wei Ying, call the fried house rules."
"Okay, okay."
Wei Ying responded happily, holding a thick stack of paper and offering it.
Lan Qiren sat behind the desk with a straight face, page by page, looking carefully, the more he looked, the more frightened he became, and the more he looked, the more angry he became.
Turning to the last page, he smashed the stack of paper directly to the ground.
Books and papers were strewn all over the floor.
"It's not a small amount of courage to dare to cheat and deceive the old man!"
"Wei Ying, do you know what is wrong!"
Lan Qiren was furious, trembling all over the house, as quiet as a cicada.
Wei Ying stood up with confidence and said: "I copied it 30 times according to your request, where is the fraud, don't wronged me." โ
"I wronged you?" Lan Qiren was so angry that his beard trembled.
"Okay, let me ask you, how many words are there in the Lan family's rules?"
Wei Ying replied: "More than 40,000 words!" โ
"How many words is thirty times a house rule?"
Wei Ying replied: "At least a million words..."
Lan Qiren sneered: "Yes, more than one million words, the old man copies books for a day and a night, at most 100,000 words, depending on your energy, even if your hand speed is twice as fast as ordinary people, you can copy up to 200,000 words in one night!" โ
"Now you bring me more than 1 million words of paper, and you tell me, where did the extra 800,000 words come from?"
If it were an ordinary student, under such questioning, he would definitely be recruited.
But Wei Ying is not an ordinary student, and his skin is much thicker.
"Excuse me, teacher, is there a fake handwriting in that book?" Wei Ying asked rhetorically.
Lan Qiren was stunned for a moment, and said: "I can't see that there is a fake, it is difficult for others to imitate your handwriting!" โ
"That's not it, it only means that I copied the thirty times of the house rules!"
"As for why I can copy more than 1 million words in one night, that's my ability, others can't do it, it doesn't mean that I Wei Ying can't do it!"
Wei Yingyi said righteously.
Lan Qiren patted the case and said: "Rampant! Who do you think you are? Book-copying puppets? โ
Wei Ying said: "If you have evidence to prove that I am a fraud, I will admit it, if there is no evidence, it is better not to talk nonsense." โ
Lan Qiren couldn't help but be speechless, evidence? Where can I find evidence?
He is a dignified elder of the Lan family, how can he have so much kung fu and a scoundrel to talk nonsense.
The reason why Wei Ying was punished for copying the house rules thirty times was to temper his temperament and teach him a profound lesson.
Lan Qiren didn't want him to really copy it thirty times, even if he could copy it five times, even if he passed the test.
But...
This guy actually cheated shamelessly, although he didn't know what means were used, but he was completely disappointed in this guy!
"Get out! Get lost! Get lost! Get the hell out of here! You unbeatable fellow! Lan Qiren was furious, roaring like thunder.
Wei Ying smiled, flashed out of the classroom with a cigarette, and walked away.
"You know that you can't fool Lan Qiren, why do you want me to help you cheat?" Li Mad came out and said.
Wei Ying patted Li Mad on the shoulder and said, "Isn't this just the right time to sneak out and play?" That ghost school, I'm dozing off when I stay! โ
Li Mad suddenly felt a chill, and hurriedly dodged away and shook the dust off his shoulders.
This guy is going to be a broken sleeve in the future, but he can't get too close to avoid being polluted.
"Let's go, I'll take you down the mountain for a walk!" Wei Wuxian beckoned, bouncing down the mountain.
Li Mad sighed, secretly said how could things develop like this, I wanted to urge this guy not to make trouble, but he was blasted out of the school the next day, it seems that he is not a qualified guardian!
Forget it, forget it, let it be!
Li Mad comforted himself.
In fact, it was also very uncomfortable for him to stay in the school with Wei Ying, and he was naturally the most happy to come out and walk around.
So, the two were embarrassed and ran to the bottom of the mountain to fool around for a day.
When I was tired of shopping, I went to the mountains to hunt pheasants and roast game, and did not return to the school until dark.
"How? Follow me, I didn't treat you badly, did I? Wei Ying was full of wine and walked in front.
Li Mad also had a lot of fun today, especially hunting in the mountains, and saw this kid's various tricks, and he was very surprised.
"I'm happy, but it's a pity that the wine shop you took me to didn't taste strong enough!" Li Mad said with a little regret.
Wei Ying suddenly stopped, suddenly patted his head, and said: "You reminded me, if you want to talk about good wine, it is naturally the most mellow smile that day, fortunately, I secretly hid a few jars in the ground, let's take a walk, it's still early, let's go have a drink again!" โ
As he spoke, he led Li Mad to a wall, and there was a towering tree outside, and the crown of the tree spread over the wall.
The light was blind, Wei Ying found a shovel out of nowhere, and dug a pit somewhere under the tree.
After a while, five jars of fine wine were dug up, and the red seal paper said "The Son of Heaven Laughs" and three Mozi.
"Oh, you can find it, Brother Li, you're welcome, just drink it!"
Wei Ying took out a jar of heaven and smiled, and threw it out of the pit.
Li Mad took the wine, slapped open the seal, leaned to the mouth of the altar, sniffed it, and a mellow fragrance spread out and filled the night sky.
As soon as you smell it, you know it's a good wine!
But Li Mad didn't want to drink this wine!
For he smelled a strange smell in the wine.
"Oops, my stomach hurts a little, I'm out of luck today, Brother Wei Ying, drink it yourself!" Li Mad clutched his stomach and pretended to be in pain, and threw the smile of the heavenly son to Wei Ying.
Wei Ying laughed and said, "You are really unlucky, then I will enjoy it myself!" โ
Then I grabbed the jar and took a sip of the sea!
"Cool! Wine! Wine! โ
Wei Ying slammed his mouth and tilted his head into obsession.
Suddenly, he felt a piercing murderous aura coming from above in the air, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a Gusu Lan clan disciple standing on the wall, staring at him coldly!
The man looked extremely cold and expressionless, as if someone owed him money.
Wei Ying felt bad, because this person was not an ordinary Lan family's son, but Lan Zhan, the second son of the Lan family, who was also known as the Lan family's Shuangbi with his brother Lan Lian.
Lan Zhan is not smiling, has a good character, and is in charge of criminal law, he is a person who can't tolerate sand in his eyes.
At this moment, Wei Ying was drunk late at night, and he had already violated two house rules, and he was caught red-handed, which was basically the end of it.
But Wei Ying still had a trace of luck, and even bribed the other party for a jar of Tianzi Xiao: "Tianzi Xiao, share your altar?" โ
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