Chapter 58: Leaving Washington for the Time Being.
After determining how to lay out with his other three teammates and inviting helpers, Chen Hao finally left the room and walked towards the study.
Well, if you want to let the helper enter Washington to ambush, I'm afraid that your identity must be as high as possible.
is like being put in a cell by Mrs. Hua in the original play, he doesn't have Tang Bohu's ability to escape from the cell and take a shower by the way.
At this time, in the study, the imbecile Huawen and Huawu were fighting for Qiu Xiang.
Then, Chen Hao pushed the door, and sure enough, he didn't see anyone...... When I turned my head, sure enough, two imbeciles behind the door were stuffed with brushes in their mouths, and they were standing behind the door alive.
"Who are you idiots! ~”*2!
Pulling out the brush in his mouth, the two brothers held their stomachs and bent over and scolded Chen Hao in unison.
Chen Hao twitched the corners of his mouth, saying that in ancient times, it was extremely common for close relatives to marry, and to marry and add relatives, plus most of the women married early and had children early, so it was easy for idiot children to appear...... Now it seems that Cheng will not deceive me!
"I'm the scholar in charge of accompanying the two sons to study."
At the beginning, Chen Hao made an unruly state.
The two imbeciles can be fooled by Tang Bohu into becoming a little brother in the movie...... For the sake of your own intentions, you must take them for yourself!
"Oh," Hua Wen pointed at Chen Hao and suddenly realized, "You are the bastard who slapped the table and hit the chair last night and made us unable to sleep?" ”
The two sons are even more unhappy, in addition to their father and mother, they are the biggest in Washington, and the new scholar is actually more hanging than himself, how can they bear it?
"Nature."
Chen Hao put one hand behind his back and the other on his chest, as if he looked at it, even if it was a family clothes, he couldn't hide his handsome son...... The two brothers were suddenly speechless by Chen Hao's shock, and they trembled with anger when they pointed at him!
"Okay, bastard, don't forget you're our scholar! Roll over here and give us a thrashing leg! ”
Hua Wu sat heavily on the couch, crossed one leg, and looked like he was commanding.
The corners of Chen Hao's mouth hooked up a hint of ridicule, and his attitude was still not respectful.
"I'm sorry, sons. Although I am a scholar, I don't pour tea and water, I don't wash and sweep the floor, and I don't make beds and quilts. ”
"Huh? Isn't that the same with us? ”
Hua Wen looked at him in surprise, and Hua Wu hurriedly asked, "Then what are you doing?" ”
"I'll ...... Playing the harmonica, playing the jade flute, bubble girl, reading small books, divining astrology, watching people's eyebrows, being suave, stealing jade and stealing incense! ”
Learning the picture in his memory, Chen Hao sat on the chair casually, holding a folding fan in his hand, and the appearance of a beautiful boy became more and more deceiving.
Seeing this situation, even Hua Wen and Hua Wu did not dare to question it as in the original plot. After all, compared with Tang Bohu in the original movie, he still flattered the two sons, but Chen Hao had already shown an unruly appearance from the very beginning.
People are all people who tend to be inflammatory, not to mention that the two brothers were originally mentally retarded, and in the face of Chen Hao, who was even more aggressive, let alone refuting angrily, they couldn't even speak.
Fortunately, the master that Chen Hao had been waiting for for a long time finally arrived at this time.
I saw the door suddenly open, and an old man in a master's suit walked in with a book.
Originally, Chen Hao thought that the master was as unsuccessful as in the movie, but who knew that he had just entered, and Chen Hao felt a strong momentum rushing towards him! ~ To be precise, this momentum made him full of strength, and he even had the idea of scolding himself for being obscene just now!
"Huawen, Huawu, have you forgotten the etiquette I usually teach you?"
The master's brows furrowed, and his momentum became more and more violent. Hua Wen and Hua Wu hurriedly straightened up the moment they saw the master's questioning, and they didn't even have the posture of hunching their backs and standing up their bellies in the movie.
Not only that, but even the imbecile aura that had just been revealed dissipated and invisible, and he even bowed down to the master, just like a Confucian student.
"Hello Master!" *2!
"Hmm."
The master nodded in satisfaction, then turned his head to face Chen Hao, who was stunned beside him.
"Who are you?"
As soon as the question came out, the momentum was facing Chen Hao...... Now, he understands it thoroughly!
Where is the master in front of him who is a joke in the movie, this is clearly a real Confucian Confucian! And this momentum is probably the legendary Confucianism's necessary righteousness, right?!
Your sister is just a copy of the origin of a funny movie...... is an A-level powerhouse again, and a secret agent in Ouchi...... Now there is a Confucian Confucianism with a heroic righteousness, and the water in this copy pool should not be so deep!
Hurry up and get up, forget about the master of the original movie, he doesn't want to taste the taste of Haoran righteousness in front of him who doesn't know what the origin is.
Although there is no Confucian cultivation system in reality, he doesn't know anything after reading the novel Confucianism and Taoism! ~ He would never want to taste the realm of words and words!
"Hello Master, I'm a new scholar, Hua'an."
Chen Hao saluted extremely respectfully, he dared to say that even in the face of teachers in reality, he had never been so respectful.
But it's a pity that, as a modern person, how does he know what the real posture of ancient Confucian etiquette is!?
learned Chinese and Huawu to perform a disciple salute, but it attracted the dissatisfaction of Confucianism!
"Oh, you're not my disciple, just a scholar, you don't need to do discipleship etiquette."
Da Ru said very dissatisfied, and then looked at Hua Wen and Hua Wu: "Have you finished the homework I gave you yesterday?" Still in the mood to play around? Reach out! ”
The corners of Hua Wen and Hua Wu's mouths squirmed, as if they wanted to argue something, but in the end they obediently stretched out their hands.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
With more than 20 palms in a row, looking at the hands of the two of them that were instantly swollen like pig's trotters, Chen Hao himself felt pain...... There is an extremely bad feeling in my heart, just now this master, let alone accepting two brothers as younger brothers, whether he can be a good scholar is a problem!
In ancient times, as long as a great Confucian dared to talk back to the emperor, he could still be unharmed, let alone a great Confucian with a heroic and righteous spirit in front of him! To be precise, Chen Hao is already thinking about copying a classic article after the Ming Dynasty in order to gain the favor of his master.
Well, for example, the Chinese teenager said that it was very good?
After the master taught the two brothers a lesson, he finally moved his eyes to Chen Hao.
"You're the scholar that Mrs. Hua found, right? I heard that you made a lot of trouble last night, have you studied any articles? ”
The master asked, Chen Hao bowed obediently, and said the Confucian masterpieces in his memory.
Well...... Although I haven't read the Analects, universities or anything before, but the three-character classic, the hundred family names, and the three hundred poems or something, I still remember them, right?
"Master, I have read the three-character classic, the surname of a hundred families, and 300 poems of Tang and Song."
"It's all Mongolian books? Have you studied the Four Books and Five Classics? ”
The master frowned slightly and asked.
"I've learned some, but I haven't learned the whole book."
Chen Hao replied stubbornly, let him be on the language and learn or something, the way of the university, he also knows it in Mingmingde, and he will memorize it all...... Forgive me, a modern man, for not being able to do it!