Chapter 1 Helping the old lady cross the road is to increase her character!
Louluo, as the name suggests, is a minion buried in a sea of people.
Growing up in a third-tier town, he has never been associated with wealth, and although the old man left him a suite before he died, the dilapidated house in the LC district is not expected to appreciate in his lifetime. If the town plans to completely demolish the old city, maybe the building network can still get richer, but from a realistic point of view, it is still expected to win the lottery with a greater probability.
Lou Luo looks very average, although he has a height of more than 1.8 meters, but to be honest, he is really not very tall in this small northern city, so it is not his turn to cover a hundred ugliness with a height. Lou Luo's previous job was as a zoo keeper, specializing in feeding most of the carnivores in the city's zoos. But since he raised a Northeast Colorful Tiger into a Northeast Flower-skinned Pig, he has completely said goodbye to this job that sounds quite bluffing.
"Hello, are you Mr. Lou Luo?"
"Hello, I am." Lou Luo was very excited, and after a few days of submitting his resume, finally a company was willing to give him an interview opportunity, and if he couldn't find a job, he would really be penniless.
"That's right, this morning, we saw you helping the old lady cross the road near the 'Gnawing De Duck' on the Communist Youth League Road......"
"Something happened to the old lady?!" Lou Luo interrupted the other party's words in horror, his eyes widened, and the hand holding the mobile phone trembled a little involuntarily, "It has nothing to do with me, I just helped her old man cross the road, is there monitoring nearby, don't just wronged a good person!" ”
"Please don't get me wrong, Mr. Lou, it is precisely because of your righteous act that we have met our entry requirements, and we have decided to recruit you as a new special employee!"
"Accumulative?"
"It's that you have helped the old lady cross the road 10,000 times, and the Time and Space Administration has decided to recruit you as a new employee, do you accept it?"
"Wait, what kind of unit is the Time and Space Administration? As soon as I heard it, I felt like a fake! Are you sure it's not a scam company? I advise you not to waste your efforts, I only have two digits on my bank card at the moment, and it will not be enough for you to continue to play! ”
"Do you accept it?"
The young lady on the other side of the phone is a robot, why do you say this sentence over and over again? Anyway, if you don't waste Lao Tzu's phone bill, I'll play with you, a liar!
Lou Luo laughed: "Okay, I accept it!" ”
The so-called spinning of the world, is it nothing more than that? This was the last thought that came to Lou Luo's mind before he disappeared.
When Lou Luo woke up, he was lying on a desk, and there was a busy woman sitting across the table.
"This is your office seat." A voice behind him startled Lou Luo, he turned around and saw a sweet-looking girl standing behind him, "I am the section chief of the Accident Rollback Handling Section GHJ-666, my name is An Liska, and all the employees you see now are your future colleagues in the department." ”
Lou Luo raised his head and found that the female clerk who was busy in front of him just now didn't know when it had disappeared, there were seven seats in the small department around, and the seat of the separate desk should belong to the section chief in front of him, and only four people sat in the other six, including himself. Immediately after that, there was a flash of light, and the employee in a seat opposite disappeared into the pillar of light the next moment!
Isn't this so special sci-fi?!
Lou Luo shook his head, pinched his thigh hard with his right hand, didn't feel any pain, and finally breathed a sigh of relief - fortunately, he was dreaming.
"That...... This new colleague, you just pinched my thigh! The clerk next to him frowned dissatisfiedly, "Could this be your plane's way of greeting?" It's weird......"
Seeing that the other party was about to pinch himself again, Lou Luo hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I didn't mean to! ”
"Where is this?" Lou Luo was still in a state of confusion throughout the whole process, and asked the beautiful section chief: "You said that I am your employee here?" ”
"That's right, didn't you confirm it just now? You accept the work here! The girl smiled lightly.
"No, then how did I get here? Do you still have kidnappings? Lou Luo looked around, in fact, he already had a rough guess in his heart.
"Look at your colleagues around you, how did they not come here!"
“……”
"Can I go back?" Lou Luo glanced at the people around him timidly, and the colleague who had just been pinched by himself opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of very sharp fangs, and at this time Lou Luo felt that the hand he was about to pinch back just now actually had razor-sharp nails!
No wonder he just mentioned his own plane and the like, this guy is not human at all!
"Of course we can, we're a serious unit!" The section chief looked very talkative, "Every time you complete a task, you have a ...... I'll do the math...... There is a break of about fifteen days of earth time, and Milia in front of you just now, she is going home for a vacation. ”
"How long is a mission?"
"From three years to a hundred years!"
"I was kidnapped...... Lou Luo said to himself with tears in his eyes.
"In fact, the welfare system of our Space-Time Administration is still very good!" The section chief couldn't stand it anymore, "For example, you, you earthlings are originally short-lived, and now you have been labeled as our space-time administration, your lifespan has been extended indefinitely, and illness has nothing to do with you." ”
"In addition, this job requires frequent travel, which is a more liberal task than other departments." The section chief seemed to remember something, and frowned, "Speaking of business trips, due to the nature of the work, we need to have a strong self-strength as a foundation, with your current rookie appearance, it is not good, the above will give you a special ability according to your own ability, don't expect too much, there is a problem with the brain circuits of the group of guys above." ”
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"We'll talk about this topic later, let's see what strange abilities will be sent down from above." The section chief pouted, his face full of distrust of the so-called leader above.
"Why did you choose me? I mean...... Can an ordinary person like me stand out in anything special? ”
"We select employees, in addition to their own strong strength, they can also enter the scope of recruitment if they meet certain conditions." The section chief seemed to be particularly interested in this topic, "'Every employee should have a kind and compassionate heart!'" These are the original words of the director, and it is also the purpose of the corporate culture. You have helped the old lady cross the road more than 10,000 times, and you are the only one in the entire Space-Time Administration Bureau who has reached this epic achievement, and the leaders above attach great importance to you, and our department is also very honored......"
Sure enough, helping the old lady cross the road is a matter of increasing character!
"Having said all this, I don't even know what our specific function is?"
"Function...... Be mentally prepared. The section chief looked a little unspeakable, "because most of the employees have risen by leaps and bounds, and there is a big gap between their job functions and their psychology." ”
"We, the Temporal and Space Administration, are the departments that manage all kinds of travel events, maintain security in all planes, and regulate the stability of the spatial plane. We are a space-time management unit led by a transcendent class, based on a plane alliance, and a dictatorship of the great plane's will. ”
Seeing Lou Luo's cute appearance, the section chief patted his face: "These are all in your staff booklet, you need to memorize, and there is a year-end assessment...... Different departments have different functions, our department is called Accident Rollback Handling Section GHJ-666, which mainly carries out rollback and repair treatment for some crossing accidents. ”
"According to the plane's self-repair mechanism, when the plane's destruction degree exceeds 80% or is less than 10%, the will of the large plane can self-regulate, and this is our task!"
Lou Luo nodded, and suddenly realized: "I still don't understand!" ”
“…… Any crossing can be said to cause damage to the plane, and I think it is more appropriate to describe the 'butterfly effect' on your earth. The sudden appearance of something that should not exist will inevitably cause a series of subsequent reactions, even if it does nothing, its own existence itself is a kind of information entanglement! ”
"Our task is to restore the original balance of the plane and get the development of the plane back on track. Because of the Temporal Authority label on us, the effects of our actions on the plane are considered benign. ”
"To put it bluntly, we have to increase the destruction of the plane to more than 80% or reduce it to less than 10%! Because it is far easier to destroy than to repair, it is ...... Most of our employees are mission-oriented, so we're never good people in the mission world! ”
"This is our daily work, and it has some influence on the three views. I remember that some time ago, GHJ-667 next door recruited a bald employee who became a Buddha, a person who was originally very talkative and calm, but after he completed the first task, he entered the psychological counseling room...... He killed hundreds of millions of people in that mission, and it is said that he had never killed before that! ”
"That's what we're trying to do? Doesn't sound like doing good at all! ”
"It might be better to think differently, when we are completely destroyed, what we have destroyed and those we have killed will be resurrected and returned to the original point! And many times the traverser does not leave the plane, and the target of our mission is not the species of the plane, but the traverser itself! And many times, because the information of the traverser is too entangled, even if the traverser has been repatriated, an equally powerful NPC will be left in the same place waiting for us to farm monsters! ”
"In short, our mission needs to be strong enough to match!"