The village owner didn't know what the two were laughing at, and Kong De and Lao De didn't know what the other was laughing at. The village owner of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info first asked: "What are you two laughing at?" ”

When the two heard this, they looked at each other, and Comte said: "What I laugh at is that my talent is not false. ”

Lao De patted the village lord on the shoulder: "Village master, we are the same." ”

The village lord looked at Lao De and understood what he said, and then the two looked at Kong De together.

Kong De used his two eyes to look at the village lord and Lao De respectively. After a while, he failed to see it, and asked the two, "What are you two like?" ”

The village lord and Lao De looked at Kong De and tilted his head back. The village lord said, "Nothing like that. ”

Lao De also said: "It's nothing, let the village master find you a job." I've found a job, so you can eat. ”

Kong De looked at the two of them, suspicious in his heart, and asked, "It's really nothing?" ”

"Nothing." The village lord returned.

Kong De looked at the village owner and Lao De, and said in his heart, is it really nothing?

After thinking about it, it might be nothing, Kong Dezhan sighed and said, "Village master, can you take me in?" After speaking, he clenched his fists.

The village owner thinks, this Kong De is more talented than me...

The village lord suddenly remembered something, was taken aback, took two steps back, and said in his heart, this Kong De is more talented than me, if I stay in the village office, my position will not be guaranteed?

Thinking of this, the village owner looked at Conde, and thought: "You, you should go to the town, the village is a little small?" ”

Kong De knew that he couldn't govern a town by learning by himself, and governing a village was also a change of governance while learning. When the time comes, he can also become the head of the village.

Thinking about Bi Kongde, he replied: "Learning in the next place is not enough to govern a town." I have some courage to govern a village. ”

The village lord looked at Kong De and said in his heart, "This person is here to take my place." He's there, my village location, hanging there. The village owner thought about it, let's find a job for him, there are many shops in the village street, and there should be a job. I'm happy where he works, don't be in the village.

After thinking about it, the village lord looked at Kong De, looked at Lao De and said, "Kong De, in a while, you go with me, and I will find you a job." Only when there is work can there be food? ”

Kong De looked at the village owner and said, "Village master, I, Kong De, will not go anywhere, so I will go to the village office." In the village office, I have a chance. As he spoke, he clenched his fist towards the village lord.

The village owner put his hands on it and said, "There is no place in the village office, it is full of people, there is no shortage of people, and there is no one to do." ”

Kong De looked at the village lord with his back and said, "In such a big place as the village office, is there a lack of me Kong De?" ”

When the village lord saw this, he raised his knees, put his ankles upwards with both hands, and stood on the ground with one unsteady foot, like a rooster, and said independently: "The village government is not lacking in your Confucius, but the village government has no shortage of people, and there is everything to do." The village lord said, unsteady on one foot at Conde.

Seeing this, Kong De took a step back, still holding his hands behind his back, and asked, "What does the village master mean, is he going to fight cocks with Kong De and me?" ”

At this time, Lao De also raised his knees, carried his feet and necks with both hands, and jumped on one leg and said, "Add me one to hit the crutches." ”

The village lord looked at Kong De, squinted at Lao De, and stood unsteadily on one foot.

Seeing that Lao De was also holding his feet on one leg, Kong De took two steps back, still holding his hands behind his back, and said, "I'm hungry and tired, fight cocks, you two fight." I watched. ”

Lao De jumped on one leg, glanced at Kong De, looked at the village master and said, "Village master, let's come for a while?" ”

The village lord gritted his teeth, unsteady on one leg, squinted at Lao De and said, "No, I'm like this." ”

Lao De held his two feet and necks with one leg and both hands, and the more he jumped, the more unstable he became, and he was about to fall down if he jumped again. Lao De pondered, this is going to fall, wouldn't it be a shame, see if you can stabilize. Lao De steadied for a moment, failed to steady, and suddenly moved forward, hitting the ground with one knee. Just listen to the old man's "Oops! With a bang, clutching his knees, he hummed in a muffled voice.

When the village lord and Kong De saw it, they were slightly surprised. The village lord put his feet down, took a step back and said, "Old De? ”

Kong De took a step to the side, looked at Lao De and said, "Lao De? ”

Lao De covered his knees, lying on the ground and rolling from side to side: "Oops! Ah! ・・・It hurts! ”

Comte said: "Old De, are you alright?" ”

The village owner said, "There should be something, can the knee hit the ground?" ”

Kong De squatted down to look at Lao De and asked, "Lao De, are you okay?" ”

The village lord stood and looked at it, and said, "Old De, can you try to stand up?" ”

Lao De covered his knees, bared his teeth and said, "I have to wait, it hurts too much to hit the ground." ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law kept looking at the second floor, and when she saw Lao De falling to the ground with her feet in her hands, she sighed and scolded in her heart: "How adult, still playing this?" Why don't I fall you to death? ”

Lao De also saw his daughter-in-law with his face up, and shouted, "Daughter-in-law, come down and give me that stool." ”

The old daughter-in-law shouted: "You have nothing to do!" Don't you know if you can't stand on your feet? ”

Lao De shouted: "Daughter-in-law, bring me a chair, a stool will do." ”

The old daughter-in-law shouted, "Can you not lie down there?" ”

Lao De bared his teeth in pain, sat down on the ground, and said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, bring me a stool." ”

Kong De raised his head and hugged his fist at Lao De's daughter-in-law and said, "Sister-in-law." ”

When the village owner saw it, he also hugged his fist towards Lao De's daughter-in-law: "Lao De's family." ”

Lao De glanced at Kong De and the village owner, and said to the daughter-in-law on the second floor: "Take a stool and come down, don't take the land!" ”

Lao De didn't say that, his daughter-in-law could help him take the stool down, but as soon as Lao De said this, his daughter-in-law didn't take it, because it was a shame. The old daughter-in-law scolded in her heart: "Sit down on the ground, I can't afford to lose that person with you." After scolding in his heart, he left the window, so that Lao De could not see her.

Lao De saw his daughter-in-law leave the window, but he said that his daughter-in-law was bringing him a stool, but he didn't know that his daughter-in-law didn't bring it to him.

Not only Lao De couldn't see his daughter-in-law, but Kong De and the village owner couldn't see Lao De's daughter-in-law, and the village owner said, "Your daughter-in-law is coming down." ”

Kong De also thought that the old German daughter-in-law wanted to come down, so he stood there and did not move, waiting for the old German daughter-in-law to come down, so as to give her sister-in-law a salute.

Lao De sat on the ground and covered his knees, opened his mouth, bared his teeth, and said, "My daughter-in-law has brought me a stool." ”

Kong De and the village lord did not speak, but looked at the big door of Lao De's house, waiting for his daughter-in-law to come out.

Lao De, Kong De, and the village owner waited for a while, but they didn't see Lao De's daughter-in-law come out with a stool. Lao De had a question in his heart, looked into the door and said silently: "Why hasn't my daughter-in-law come out yet?" ”

Kong De and the village owner also looked into the door and wondered, why didn't this come out?

Lao De couldn't sit still on the ground, glared and shouted, "Daughter-in-law, bring a chair!" ”

Comte said, "Didn't you take a stool?" ”

His daughter-in-law didn't get down to get the stool, and Lao De was a little angry, kicked the uninjured leg, and shouted, "Bring the stool!" Bring a stool! Bring a stool! ・・・”

Lao De shouted a few times, but when he didn't see his daughter-in-law replying to him, he said, "Why doesn't my daughter-in-law reply to me?" ”