He laughed all the time.

The laughing female ghost got impatient.

Her lips and teeth didn't move, and her voice sounded: "Lang Jun, what are you laughing at?" ”

If the female ghost doesn't speak, it's fine.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't fix Mo Feng in his madness, and he laughed wildly: "I laugh, I laugh at me for being a bad pen - wait, what do you call me?" ”

The female ghost continued to keep her lips and teeth moving: "Lang Jun." ”

Hearing this incredible title again, Mo Feng felt a trace of luck in his heart to be able to survive.

It's not that he found that he ate soft rice - no, ghost rice, but he found that this female ghost can communicate!

As long as you can communicate, things will be easy to do!

There's a door!

In this way, Mo Feng's face turned straight and asked, "Can you get off me first?" ”

He first tried to see if he could eat soft rice and hard food, and ghost rice people would eat it.

However, the female ghost just looked at him in the mirror with an expressionless face.

Lifeless.

Mo Feng hurriedly softened and asked, "That you, are you a happy lady?" ”

The female ghost nodded slowly.

Mo Feng said: "That, that, that lady, you always misunderstood, I am not today's groom, I am the best man!" ”

"The groom's name is Mai Dehu, and my name is Mo Feng......"

"I know." Xi Niangniang said coldly and hard.

Mo Feng said: "Since you always know, how can you still think that I am your old Langjun?" ”

When he said it, he felt a little impolite, and quickly explained:

"I mean, you're a man who is not worthy of you. I don't mean anything else, I mean, is there a possibility that you always recognize the wrong person......"

"Earlier, the auspicious time had arrived." Xi Niangniang interrupted him impatiently.

Mo Feng didn't understand what she meant, and asked tentatively, "What do you mean?" ”

Xi Niangniang said coldly again: "I was outside the hotel before, and the auspicious time has arrived." ”

"The auspicious time has come, so we will treat it as a parent. There was a bridegroom, and I married the bridegroom. If the groom is not there, he has to get married, so let the best man be the groom! ”

One last word.

Firmly!

All of a sudden, Mo Feng's luck psychology was cut off from the horse.

He cried and wanted to defend himself a few more words.

Xi Niangniang was already very impatient: "If you want to complain, you will complain that your life is not good, on today's day of great mourning, I need to absorb the vitality of a strong man." ”

"So, leave your last words!"

The road to survival was cut off.

Mo Feng slowly lowered his head.

I shouldn't be so strong!

It's still less!

There was silence in the toilet again.

After thinking about it, Mo Feng finally raised his head and took a firm attitude: "My last wish is - as your Langjun, I was killed by Mai Dehu, and you, as my surviving person, must kill him to avenge me!" ”

He couldn't avenge Zhao Si.

Then let your wife take revenge.

One five gets five, three three gets nine, nine shallow and one deep, anyway, three times five divided by two, and the rounding up can be regarded as avenging Zhao Si.

As a result, Xi Niangniang glanced at him with drooping eyelids, and said without moving her lips: "I let you leave a last word, but I didn't let you leave a last wish!" ”

"I'm a ghost, not Avalokiteshvara. I'm here to draw your vitality, not to be your wishing machine! ”

"What's more, Mai Dehu didn't come to see me in person this time, and he will only avoid me in the future, and I can't kill him."

The expression is cold and the tone is cold.

There is no room for change.

Mo Feng tried to find leeway.

But the mind went blank.

There is no way out......

Realizing this, he could only smile, and then squatted on the ground weakly.

The whole person was humbled and became a lump.

Xi Niangniang was displeased and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Faced with a desperate situation, Mo Feng didn't struggle anymore, and directly said: "What's the matter, what else can I do, I'm about to die, I'm scared, hopeless, I feel bored to live!" ”

This is a very normal reaction of his.

As a result, Xi Niangniang was anxious and said, "You can't do this!" ”

Mo Feng was shocked a lot today, but he was not as good as this sentence.

He turned his head in astonishment.

See that stiff and cold face up close.

This time, he was not afraid, and directly broke the jar and broke it: "What is it?" What do you mean? ”

Xi Niangniang said: "Don't despair, don't feel bored in life, you have to - you have to be lively, you have to be vigorous!" ”

looked at Mo Feng staring at himself stupidly.

She further said: "I need your vitality and vitality, and it is difficult for me to do so lifeless with you. ”

Hearing this, Mo Feng wanted to laugh.

If it's hard, don't do it!

Xi Niangniang continued: "In addition, you said that you are scared and desperate, you have to show it, don't be so lifeless, I am a demon, I am trying to become a terrible ghost, I take pleasure in killing people, and enjoy the fear, despair and madness of people before they die." ”

"But you look at the way you are now, it looks worse to live than to die, so what's the fun of me killing you? Now that I killed you, it's more like helping you, and I'm not Guanyin Bodhisattva, so why should I help you? ”

Hearing this series of words, Mo Feng's first feeling was that there was something wrong with this Xi Niangniang's head, and the second feeling was that he was happy in his heart, and he felt that this female ghost seemed to be very good at talking? Is there a turnaround in his own fate?

As soon as this feeling comes out.

His heart sank.

Wrong!

This is a conspiracy of female ghosts!

She just wanted to make herself feel that everything was turning around, to regain her vitality and vitality, and then kill herself!

Thinking of this, Mo Feng hurriedly suppressed the hope in his heart, and continued to hang his head and lose his soul.

Xi Niangniang was even more anxious, this time she reached out and stroked the back of Mo Feng's neck and asked, "Otherwise, tell me, why don't you want to live now?" ”

Mo Feng, who wanted to continue to perform and pretend to be dead, felt the coldness and sharpness of her fingertips, and was scared, so he couldn't help but speak:

"What do you do alive, what do you think I mean by living? I'm a fucking dick Luthor, I used to have a normal society, I had to go to work, I had to socialize, I had to run around and struggle every day when I opened my eyes, to please the leader, to make a smile for my colleagues, to earn money, to save money, reluctant to eat barbecue, reluctant to eat hot pot, calculating every day, how to save some money for my family, and then being laughed at by my colleagues and friends. ”

"Now that the world is in chaos, damn it, I've saved money for nothing, and now I'm even more miserable, and I'm always scared when I live. Did you hear the phone call just now? The only friend who wanted to help me was fucking killed by me, I'm a bad guy, I'm a trash, just like before, I'm a natural loser, I deserve to die, I should die, I ......"

I wanted to act.

As he spoke, Mo Fengbei came from it, and he spoke faster and faster, and finally couldn't help but raise his hand to feed himself a big.

Because all this is true, it is from his heart.

Lies don't hurt people, the truth is the quick knife.

Xi Niangniang hurriedly grabbed his arm and comforted him: "Don't, don't be like this, it's not that miserable, you still have your parents - your parents are still alive, right?" ”

"Anyway, no matter whether they are alive or not, family will always be a haven where you can shelter from the wind, and your family will always truly love you."

Hearing this, Mo Feng laughed sadly: "Hahahaha, if you don't say it, I have forgotten that I still have my father and mother and my family, you see me make a call." ”

He didn't know if his parents were still alive in this world.

The call went out.

was connected very smoothly, and Father Mo's voice sounded hurriedly:

"Mo Feng, are you still alive? You're alive? Great, you kid is really hard, I told your mother that you can't die, there were so many deaths in Momen Village back then-no, cough cough, I said you must still be alive! ”

Xi Niangniang slanted him, gave him a dull look to kill.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

You see I'm right!

Then the voice on the phone continued, and it got louder and louder:

"Why didn't you call us when you said you were alive? Damn, why didn't you answer when we called you before you were alive? Do you kid think that when the world is chaotic, you can ignore the old and young in the family? Grass you, I tell you not to think that your wings are hard or what, you can leave the house alone, this is absolutely not good! ”

"Where are you now? Hurry back, bring food back, we're out of cooking here, grass, you hurry up and come back for me, you must bring more food, hurry home, or don't let me find you, let me find you......"

"Okay, okay, the kid finally called back, don't talk nonsense!" Mo Mu took the phone:

"Xiaofeng, our community was haunted before, but it was scary, it scared your father, don't listen to him shouting, you listen to your mother."

"Your father's words are not rough, now the world is chaotic, you have to hurry home, like our Xiao Wang downstairs, people came back half a month ago, and they brought back several bags of rice, I see that they eat enough every day, and my brothers and sisters and I are about to starve to death......"

"What's wrong with you, kid? Mom and Dad said so much, you will be uh-huh, I tell you that it is not more than usual, you can't deal with us blindly, otherwise you will be unfilial......"

Father Mo's voice was mixed with Mother Mo's voice: "Don't think that your wings are stiff, we can't control you as parents, you hurry up and give it to me!" ”

Xi Niangniang couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and hung up the phone.

She carefully stretched her neck and poked her face in front of Mo Feng to look.

Mo Feng had no fear of this half-meter-long neck, and his heart was like ashes at this time, and he said, "When are you going to do it?" ”

Xi Niangniang coughed lightly and said hesitantly: "You are like this, you are this, that is, your interpersonal environment is really bad." ”

Mo Feng smiled gloomily and said, "This is already good for me." ”

"You don't know my classmates and colleagues, I had a girlfriend in college, and I was pried away by my roommate. I bring her breakfast and milk tea every day, not as good as my roommate giving her a mobile phone and a high-imitation bag. ”

"I had some achievements in my work, but I was robbed of credit by my colleagues, I could have been promoted, and I could have raised my salary even if I couldn't be promoted, but he was promoted to become my top boss. And the landlord I met when I rented a house, when they saw me, they bullied me, overcharged me for water and electricity, and withheld the deposit......"

Xi Niangniang's expression was cold, and she said viciously: "Then you will endure it?" Why don't you kill them! ”

Mo Feng smiled: "I'm a coercion and a trash, how can I have the ability to kill them?" ”

"So if you kill me, let me become a ghost, and after I become a ghost, maybe I will have the ability to deal with them."

Speaking of which, he's quite looking forward to it.

Xi Niangniang shook her head: "You can't have such thoughts, you are young and have a great future, you have to be positive!" ”

"And I can tell you that you can't become a ghost even if you die, or I'll help you clean them up."

Mo Feng looked at her in disbelief and asked, "Really?" ”

Xi Niangniang said: "Fake! ”

"What kind of character do you think I am? Helpful, benevolent, punishing evil and promoting good? Can I still be a ghost? Then I'll be Avalokiteshvara! ”

Mo Feng was sure.

There is something wrong with this ghost, it's not a problem at all, there is a big problem in her head!

Look at his bewildered look.

Xi Niangniang suddenly floated from his back to him, and raised the corners of her mouth with her fingers, as if it were-

Grimacing at him or smiling.

Then she said, "Forget it, for the sake of you being Metro's sworn enemy and being so miserable, I'll tell you two secrets." ”

"The first," she pointed at the toilet door with her snow-white finger, "you're a bad pen." ”

"The door of this public toilet is pushed out, you want to go out and you push the door, and it is not locked, what are you pulling in just now? That's an aluminum door, can you still pull it off? ”

"The second one, I'm actually ......"

Mo Feng was about to listen, but saw Xi Niangniang's eyes suddenly widen.

At the same time, a familiar sense of concussion appeared on him!

He felt his whole body shake violently.

A flower in front of my eyes.

A computer with an open screen, a piece of white paper with 'Ancestors of the Mo Family' written on it, and three incense sticks swaying with green smoke appeared in front of him.

He turned his head to look south.

The sun shines through the window, warm as a lover's heart.

Sprinkle warmly and unrestrainedly!

This made Mo Feng ecstatic -

Wow, I'm back?